Karrtel:
HOW TO SURVIVE IN PORT HARCOURT!!!

1. Have money and Garri

2. Know people that have money and connection

3. Before you pack into any rented apartment ensure to ask people around, before you go dey sleep for burial ground with roof

4. Don't fall in love

5. Avoid those wey dey pin new pam or shoe...
One pin na 15k...aboki own na #20 per pin o

6 There are lots of beggers in Port Harcourt with different formats.

7. Learn to speak pigeon and avoid too much grammar

Always Mind ur business

Avoid late night

Note places like waterlines, garrison, mile3, Aba road, choba etc. Beware of their roughness

No fight ikwere person – man or woman, big or small

Carry food come ooo, especially garri, Street hard, things cost, the money for food in ur villa can only buy akara for PH.

If u think u get money, a night lounge for presidential hotel is enough to send u villa, u get y

If for night,u mistakenly hear "who goes there" omor tear race

No drag possession with highmen.
How I lost my phone is what I won't tell you

8. 1. If you Waka for Rumuokoro bridge, squeeze face small, e go help you.

9. If taxi driver ask u, u hold change, omoh know say ur money na #50.

10 . no too speak good English oo else where u suppose pay 1h na 5h u go pay.

11. Becareful before u go buy land wey belong to army general.

12 . Here na hook up things, no expect love like that else ur hrt break computer sef no go fit count am.

13 . No go find job for Etche ooo, I repeat no go find job for Etche especially if u get job interview invitation from Engr. Emma or Engr. Charles u no go come back Alive.

14. lastly If u need access power and scholarship or job abroad join OPM.

Add yours....

Benny93:
1.beware of artillery junction n rumuomasi junction especially at night. If u must be there at night make sure u bone face

2. Avoid goin out 2 early in d morning bcus boi 4 rumuokuta, waterlines, miles 2, miles 1 flyover, slaughter, artillery, rumuomasi, woji junction, garrison junction don ready 4 rasing

3.wen u de d above junctions try to ave some street vibes e get y

Etc

VlamesIffect:
no wahala...me wey be true lasgidi blood...i dey enter anywhere no shaking....ph no fit craze pass gidi...d fact say i never reach ph sef dey vex me....before December i go enter that side....make i validate your talk...

czarr:
nice one.
If you hear Abobi wida! Hmmmm

Karrtel:

Incase u hear "who goes you" leave your slippers disembark

Slynation:
Msteeeeew...Seems like the P.H is overhyped self in terms of ruggedity, I have been in P.H for a month plus and everywhere has been calm and peaceful...

Disembark:


Which side you da?? Enter abuja down or diobu elechi down if u wan see things

Morientez:
1*No fall in love.. just do how e dey be things.. hookup
2*Just know one or two senior men.. get why
3*Get small street ruggility.
4*Verify before you rent apartment..most rooms na grave yard..to avoid make person press you neck 4nite.
5*aviod nite movement wey no involve your unit.
6*try hustle ohh hard, cause thing expensive die for pH.
7*aviod compound or flat neighbor Bleep...if you want run shit go far small..barneys prerere with standing breasts..

philosophie:
Make sure say u get tight offloading and revising OT. Make sure say u hol smal malas e fit be your saviour las las. Get one or two ethical doings/pass. Focus alert. Always dey on gc, No jonkotoring, no much body contact

sslcrypt:


So they Just kill people and bury them in rooms or houses? I have heard a lot about this about port Harcourt

philosophie:
Make sure say u get tight offloading and revising OT. Make sure say u hol smal malas e fit be your saviour las las. Get one or two ethical doings/pass. Focus alert. Always dey on gc, No jonkotoring, no much body contact

Morientez:
1*No fall in love.. just do how e dey be things.. hookup
2*Just know one or two senior men.. get why
3*Get small street ruggility.
4*Verify before you rent apartment..most rooms na grave yard..to avoid make person press you neck 4nite.
5*aviod nite movement wey no involve your unit.
6*try hustle ohh hard, cause thing expensive die for pH.
7*aviod compound or flat neighbor Bleep...if you want run shit go far small..barneys prerere with standing breasts..

NeckingNgulping:
Number 5 is worth noting, because after buying the pans, someone will approach you with the pins, and if you're not brave, you might pay three times the amount of the pans for the pins. Pins that should be #50 each.

Don't come to PH at night if your bus stop is at Eleme junction. It's better you wait until daytime.

Learn how to drive truck, you are going to get a truck driving job in PH in no time with a good pay if you come to the Eleme area.

Before moving to any area to stay, make sure you ask to know if there's a vigilantee group in that area.

Slynation:
Msteeeeew...Seems like the P.H is overhyped self in terms of ruggedity, I have been in P.H for a month plus and everywhere has been calm and peaceful...

Kaiair:

Enter marine base, bori camp and waterside

Bouncing2:
17..Fear Lagos bus stop,, especially 4 night..

Na ya PH boi de here so ..

18..No de allow body contact with strangers,,e geh why .

19..No de tok with strangers,, especially for night.. there's a reason.

20.. No de blow big grammar upandan,,, abduction straight

Slynation:
what will I see please...??

Joeev:
Very good question! Nor dey follow Des men dey talk, dem no no waiting dem dey yarn. Nothing dey to SEE! I don dey this ph close to 20yrs. Just mind ur business, nothing go do you

Disembark:


Which side you da?? Enter abuja down or diobu elechi down if u wan see things

baretalk:
Seems to be a pathetic place with this narrative.