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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by seanwilliam(m): 1:19pm On Aug 11, 2022
Vikkoh:


You have no intentions to marry her but na you first chook preek angry.
which kind talk be this? Was it not consensual ? Does that mean he should marry her just because he samankwe? ..
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MtDave55: 1:22pm On Aug 11, 2022
Vikkoh:


You have no intentions to marry her but na you first chook preek angry.

Even if no be him first fu*k her las las somebody go still chop her kpekus
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Bamz(m): 1:22pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i will keep dem indoors

You're just a clown. A grown ass clown.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by annyz: 1:33pm On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying support for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman join the winning team. Jagaban for 2023 grin

Which Tinubu?
So that Shettima will take over power.

Yaradua and GEJ
Hope you understand what could be cooking
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by etrange: 1:35pm On Aug 11, 2022
It idiom is "pull one's leg". It is one leg that is pulled, not the two. You want the person to fall?
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by ImDStar: 1:36pm On Aug 11, 2022
Which kind rubbish talk be this sef, you want people to beg you to vote right?

Mr man go ahead and vote bad leader again, nobody will plead with you to vote right.

Everybody will eat from the consequences afterward

Abi na only PDP supporters dey suffer now?
Na only Peter Obi supporters they cry and getting kidnapped?


DaddyFreeze2020:


Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Nobody: 1:42pm On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying support for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman join the winning team. Jagaban for 2023 grin God forbid BAT thing!
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by ekensi01: 1:53pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

Ah bro why. Na here I confuse.

What was your plan now

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 1:58pm On Aug 11, 2022
ekensi01:

Ah bro why. Na here I confuse.
What was your plan now
bruh
I only wanted to chop&clean mouth.
Not until bone con hook me for my throat Like this o
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by ekensi01: 2:03pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
bruh

I only wanted to chop&clean mouth.

Not until bone con hook me for my throat
Like this o

When last did you guys had sex and how naughty are you two?
If you answer I go help you
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by JoyousFurnitire(m): 2:06pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
cc: joyousfunitire

Come and hold ur baby

Warn her b4 i start my own

Leave my baby alone ha undecided
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by JoyousFurnitire(m): 2:07pm On Aug 11, 2022
Beebah2000:
No start wetin u no go fit finish ooo. tongue
Silent Groper no go fit save u ooo. tongue

E seems like say today na Happy Lying Day. cheesy

Baby ❤️, deal with them wink
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 2:14pm On Aug 11, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:


Leave my baby alone ha undecided
warn that ur gay friend to fuck_off my mentions
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Fabians009(m): 2:17pm On Aug 11, 2022
I for talk something but make i hold my peace. Somebori will ask if I am a saint. You knew she was a virgin, why start what you won't finish. You come get mind dey pray on top am join. Bro you get heart oh. Think well oh.
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by DaRuud(m): 2:21pm On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying support for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman join the winning team. Jagaban for 2023 grin

Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Jeon(f): 2:26pm On Aug 11, 2022
Congrats.
Don't be annoyed, maybe that was how you ve been programmed in the protocol.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Lovelydaisies: 2:31pm On Aug 11, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


You see the hell buhari is making us go through yet you still want to vote for another old incapable man whose only reason for wanting to be president is because it is his turn “ emi lo kan”
I’m sorry for Nigeria
Especially the youths

You no kick with rain boots today? grin
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by chikason22(m): 2:33pm On Aug 11, 2022
DaddyFreeze2020:


Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI
Shit up. Shit da fvck up b*tch. Are you sure you're ok
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by zakkxx: 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2022
If you like don’t repent na Hiv go Kill u! Repent and stop fornicating or u will die of sexually transmitted disease! If u are s.x stav go n marry or when u get hpv or hiv U will remember this message!!
EmiDon11:
My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by dalass(f): 2:40pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

Your DNA IS Wickedness shocked
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Aimerosa25(f): 2:40pm On Aug 11, 2022
Every time woman matter , don't you think of money or food?

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by shekauvsbuhari: 2:44pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin
YOU ARE WICKED. E PREMAIN MAKE GOD PUNISH YO
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Gbadespet(m): 2:51pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

You spoil her finish you con dey yarn dust for here,oga you go marry her

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 3:01pm On Aug 11, 2022
Lovelydaisies:


You no kick with rain boots today? grin

My rainboot dey doctor side
E sustain some injuries yesterday after i over kick some nasty agbado lovers
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by kwasoly(m): 3:05pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.


Flee formication you no gree, the end product of both the chemistry and physics result don come out you dey pray to God, I don't know the magic you want Him to do.
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Freelane33(m): 3:06pm On Aug 11, 2022
Men are sacrificial lamb
May God help us

Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Pat081: 3:09pm On Aug 11, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


No offense but
You no fit get sense again
The suffer wey Nigerian dey never tire you?
that is not offense ooo he no gets a small sense, that things are bad and that useless somebody still wants one old man again in power
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 3:11pm On Aug 11, 2022
Pat081:
that is not offense ooo he no gets a small sense, that things are bad and that useless somebody still wants one old man again in power

Suffer no dey tire them nau

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Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 3:12pm On Aug 11, 2022
dalass:

Your DNA IS Wickedness shocked
dont misunderstand me miss
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 3:14pm On Aug 11, 2022
Jeon:
Congrats.

Don't be annoyed, maybe that was how you ve been programmed in the protocol.
lol

I think its hightime i edit the protocol
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by Truthsoldier(m): 3:16pm On Aug 11, 2022
EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.
Although i met her a virgin
You be confirmed goat like mkpeeee baa baa black sheep
Re: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by EmiDon11: 3:17pm On Aug 11, 2022
Truthsoldier:

You be confirmed goat like mkpeeee baa baa black sheep
dalu
Nwanne m

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