chudez0147:
DamnNigga
Rubbish. Not when they out number you. And he even have a girl with him.

I don't even believe the story

Anonymoususher:


I expected a response like that but that is my wife to be, introduction has been done na marriage remain.

So beyond nyash, na my wife nyash be that

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Some Nigerians shaaa

phemmyfour:
Just count yourself lucky..no be by clean shave.
Just one bullet, n you are down. Going forward, no dey follow dem drag again

Freestainworld:
Those thieves are on nairaland now reading your antics, you are doing well.

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

broadman20:





That's Nnamdi Kanu wey go destroy your family put?

Only God knows how e dey pushy you for sleep that evrytime na to dey call Nnamdi Kanu! Nnamdi Kanu!!

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

Vyzz:




She Don dey laugh because u Don chase robbers away na...


Stay for house night Don reach she no go gree hear. Women it's like Una ears are meant for fancy.


Anyways, I will still keep my beards. Dem no go see me..

Even if dey see me, na dem go run

Pells:

I was one of the thieves yesterday at mile 2 My mind tell me say you no be soldier but my guys loose guard Damn u get lucky yesterday

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

Pells:

I was one of the thieves yesterday at mile 2 My mind tell me say you no be soldier but my guys loose guard Damn u get lucky yesterday

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

viodemus:
Nice 1. You still fit claim dss and even sambisa returnee with beards. Not a good habit, but in this kyn your scenario e for fly.


I remember some couple of years ago for off campus where I been dey stay, for my year 3, my spot na one of d spot wey people dey like gada. One of my big dawg wey dun graduate been cun spend some days there, and dat my big dawg been dey do some construction drywall project, so funny enough he been dey educate us about some electronics and drywall projects wey him been dey do for ozubulu, Anambra. Na im I ask am weda the drywall remain, he say yes, I cun arrange say make my cousin wey I been talk to some days before, my cousin been dun word me say him dey go Anambra from ph where him base, him been dey go drop pickup truck for feggie -Onitsha, I cun convince my cousin make he help me go package those drywall from my big dawg place - after my big dawg approval.

Long story short, he package the thing come Benin where I been dey school, but at the time we been no really know how to work with drywall, my big dawg promise to teach us better but him gatz go Sweden for business. So as time dey pass, i just lay that drywall for wall side with some drop cloth and other things wey I been get, you know like out of the way.


One night, my guys dun come make noise for my side like normal, after babe wey I been dey see dun clear, dat babe get this big teddy bear wey she leave for my house, I dun dey tell am say make she come carry the thing comot for my crib before I go throw am away but she go always say next time and dat kyn yarn. But this night, she leave am for my bed, dress bed, some of my guys start to show more and more, so she decide to clear, we plan meet up later. Anyways, my guys been dey yarn say make we go somewhere, e get as body do me that day, so I decide say I go dey crib, some of my crews been wan stay behind but I kinda hint dem say I just wan dey by myself, make dem go say I dey fine.

like 3hrs or so after dem leave, you know, area dun quiet small, na him I turn my gen off, enter room, I cun dey hear small small foot steps from different sides of the crib, I use style peep outside, I see enough people wey be like say dem dey circle my crib, my heart just dey pound fast, I just dey wonder say na so I use clear be dis, but I gat think fast, I throw phone ontop bed, go hide behind d drywall, e just be like say I time am, because I never even hide finish wey I still dey check weda i expose myself for my hiding spot, na im dem burst in, begin dey flash light, begin dey use axe ontop my bed, e be like say dem burst my red wine bottle and other things wey dey floor, in the process sef, d dry wall fall ontop me, dem no even reach like 2 mins, after the axing, machete, and blasting, dem just dey shout aiye, dem clear. I still maintain there dey thank God but still dey wonder maybe dem still dey around.


Na when I hear this older woman wey dey live near by, been dey cry for near my door side, and small small people dun dey come around the crib, but dem dey fear enter eventhough say d door dun break down, people just dey peep dey shout, say him dey there, see blood, etc. I just gada momentum comot from back, for their mind I comot from wall. see race, by this time, people dun call my guys, the whole street dun get people outside, see race. Him comot from wall, this and that.

The next two days, I go near where I know say aiyes dem dey hang out, the people wey never comot area, see me just dey run. no be small thing. Na so all men, friends and foes dey think say na jazz. When I go esut after my uniben expulsion, the news reach there, when I go uniport after I comot esut, few people wey know just dey loud the mata. Before I comot uniben, all the aiyes just dey fear me like mad. I just dey form mr disappear and appear. I fit go anywhere by myself. if I run into like 6 aiyes or other people then, na so dem go dey give me my way. Aiyes dem dey pay for me for mama put wey I no even ask them. Crazy times.


op, Sorry for the long convo, e just remind of perception. One of my many experiences, I spend 7 years for campuses. or should I say I wasted 7 years. Those times sha get good moments. Am happy for your safety @ op. take care.

GODPUNISHALABI:
Go try am for anambra as u dey talk say u be soldeir .....dem go don decapitate ur head

Waynesteave:
Go nd listen to style by 2baba, dj jimmy jatt and the rest

Slynation:
Attention please...Do not try this prank in any South Eastern state, I repeat do not engage!!

TruthIsBitter02:
Wow, so such things happens in Lagos... I thought they said somebody turned Lagos to London. Suffer no dey tire una??

Anonymoususher:


Learners OR not, good thing is that I escaped that situation and learnt not to follow that part of mile 2 again at night

ObamaMessi:
Do u know u sound stupid?