Op is not serious. What kinda useless clickbait is this fa?!!

Was it the absence of beards that saved you or the fake phone call?! Mtchewwww!

Anyway, those ones didn't come to actually rob.

Dem full for nairaland here,most are even reading this post.
Thieves with dirty nasty dreadlocks.

Dem full for nairaland here,most are evening reading this post.
Thieves with dirty nasty dreadlocks.

U were just lucky... that same clean shave done make them almost kill person because dem mistake am for force personnel as him no suppose dey The location.

good one bro, nice instinct....me self na clean shave(gorimapa) but i like beards and i de body build....but am happy you scaled thru because robbers self de fear

Waynesteave:
Go nd listen to style by 2baba, dj jimmy jatt and the rest

and elDee de don

Anonymoususher:


I expected a response like that but that is my wife to be, introduction has been done na marriage remain.

So beyond nyash, na my wife nyash be that

love ur response nothing like having a good woman

This is super story

Dude met amateurs

Even soldiers know their limits

You are a correct Gee

What's your woman doing at wilmer when she's that cold, omo if you no fit wise for lagos 'a.j to be precise' forget o.

Anonymoususher:


Learners OR not, good thing is that I escaped that situation and learnt not to follow that part of mile 2 again at night

And Obi supporters dey here and listening to you now, next one they will not fall for this again

XshegzzyeeiX:
Be careful of what you say on the internet.

You just called yourself a thief.
To what end?

Life ain't that deep

I have met those guys several time on that same bridge. If they notice your height and boldness without fear when approaching you, they will start begging "agba tallest find us something na make we use chop" if I am in a good mood, I will just drop 500 or 200 make them carry their problem go, if I don't feel like dropping anything, I would walk away very fast from that spot and tell them "everywhere dry, maybe next time"
One aboki, a bikeman even told me to be very careful, that those guys move with guns when he saw me with them from afar. That bridge is dangerous at night.

Zonefree:

Na only you dey bang the nyash now

What kind of comment is this? Please have some respect and courtsey. Have we degenerated to Animals on this forum? Haba

TheMaharajah:
You meet learners or you dey exaggerate. Humans get a sixth sence of telling when things no fit wel If to say na serious robbers them for don slap the soldier comot for ya mouth.

He is either exaggerating or lying. Street robbers move fast... It's funny to me that after he said they attempted to attack him, they still gave him time to make call and they were listening to what he had to say. The story just seems off.

Slynation:
Attention please...Do not try this prank in any South Eastern state, I repeat do not engage!!

Exactly. Na Kala dey go use end the person... Within seconds.

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

oh boy you get nerves

DamnNigga
I dey tell you ... the guy just dey shalaye..
if na real rubbers you die well

TheMaharajah:
You meet learners or you dey exaggerate. Humans get a sixth sence of telling when things no fit wel If to say na serious robbers them for don slap the soldier comot for ya mouth.

DamnNigga
Rubbish. Not when they out number you. And he even have a girl with him.

I don't even believe the story

1x2x3:


Adrenaline that's pumping at that stage can defy that sixth sense. Also remember whoever is robbing is also scared, they usually can't predict what they will face.

DamnNigga
You might not be lucky next time

Pells:


I was one of the thieves yesterday at mile 2
My mind tell me say you no be soldier but my guys loose guard
Damn u get lucky yesterday

Sixfiguresmart:
This mumoo is thanking God after committing fornication. He could have died for being a male prostitute. A woman who is not your wife came all weekend to your house and you still kept moving like rats in Lagos at 9pm. It would have been your end. Your mates are out at night moving goods for trade and building brands for posterity. Your story is propelled by a woman.

No apologies, but you're a fool!

Your name runs contrary to your IQ.
So an adult cannot enjoy the singular liberty of his choices as to what to do with his weekend because your disjointed cranium reasons otherwise?

Other people are spending the weekends moving goods and rendering services for future prosperity, and then? Did he tell you he's broke and jobless? Are you feeding him? Na your papa dey pay him rent? Na your clan head toast the babe give am? Is he existing to please you and your shallow mind? Some of you just can't get around to understanding that life doesn't present the same existential manual to everyone, so there's the need to be minding your business.

You're lucky this is Nairaland...I for mend you like say the OP na my brother. I hate idiocy!

TheMaharajah:
You meet learners or you dey exaggerate. Humans get a sixth sence of telling when things no fit wel If to say na serious robbers them for don slap the soldier comot for ya mouth.

You don't know what you're saying. I've been. Cornered by robbers but wasn't robbed because i simple shook their hands

See as your fiance for nearly put you for trouble! She intentional dropped her key just to have another round or should I say a round?

When the say fear women, una still no understand.


Anyway glad you're safe.

XshegzzyeeiX:
Be careful of what you say on the internet.

You just called yourself a thief.
To what end?

DamnNigga
Don't mind the little child. These are the type people people voting in bad leaders.

Freestainworld:
Those thieves are on nairaland now reading your antics, you are doing well.

there are no thieves on nairaland , except APC members

Anonymoususher:


I expected a response like that but that is my wife to be, introduction has been done na marriage remain.

So beyond nyash, na my wife nyash be that

Introduction for make them no collect your phones? You were just lucky.. No dey follow woman mouth again. Na so them for shoot ur enemy,babe go marry another guy. Since it was late already, you tell her to stay back or go alone.. Na only you come life o,abi you don forget?

Bro,u never meet correct guys. They would want to kill u simply because u are a force man. Don't try such again. It saved u today but might nt tomorrow

chudez0147:

DamnNigga
Don't mind the little child. These are the type people people voting in bad leaders.

He was chasing clout wrongly.

Some will go any length to seek attention.
It's well.

Same happened to me 2019 nov. 17th, can't forget in a rush. Was on my way to maza-maza, i decided to follow those drafted cracks at the side of the bridge when one approached me for money. I snubbed him and kept heading for those small roads to descend the bridge, immediatedly he called another of his fellow, i returned to the part where there's light and took a bike. I had to pay extra cause the cyclist saw my desperation, still as we left i'd noticed another victim been disturbed.

Phyde:
I have meet those guys several time on that same bridge. If they notice your height and boldness, they will start begging "agba tallest find us something".
One aboki, a bikeman even told me those guys move with guns. That bridge is dangerous at night.

[quote author=Freestainworld post=117342709]Those thieves are on nairaland now reading your antics, you are doing well. Abi you be one of them?