They are just street boys. Pray you don't meet the ones that shoot and stab first before robbery

Stanleyq:
Send me Ur contact info

You are sick
U never fit arrest politicians wey be thief,na my joke u wan kill ursslf put

faste:
Better delete this post.

Because life is that deep
Your humor is dead

Buddha3:


No apologies, but you're a fool!

Your name runs contrary to your IQ.
So an adult cannot enjoy the singular liberty of his choices as to what to do with his weekend because your disjointed cranium reasons otherwise?

Other people are spending the weekends moving goods and rendering services for future prosperity, and then? Did he tell you he's broke and jobless? Are you feeding him? Na your papa dey pay him rent? Na your clan head toast the babe give am? Is he existing to please you and your shallow mind? Some of you just can't get around to understanding that life doesn't present the same existential manual to everyone, so there's the need to be minding your business.

You're lucky this is Nairaland...I for mend you like say the OP na my brother. I hate idiocy!

Your emotions should be mended, bro. You can't stand in front of me to utter this trash. I am usually not violent but I will ensure that you never have a further chance to threaten or dare someone else on the future.

You are not that tough. Stop injecting ego into your bloodstream cos you are a nobody yet. You can't do sheet. I see people like you abroad and they end up getting leaked up by teens. You need to know who is on the other end before you pull up cheap thuggery.

I dont bloody care about your dirty ideology and I said what I said. If you don't like it, go hide under your mother's armpit. Slimey you.

Stoopeed rag

Anonymoususher:


Don't just type because you have data. Everyone knows that there is a serious road construction going on in mile 2, most especially the bridge construction at second rainbow which forces all vehicles including trucks to use the service lane which also is bad

Not on a sunday bro.
Sunday night for that matter. I stay in olive church street ago. So i know what I'm saying

Sixfiguresmart:
Your emotions should be mended, bro. You can't stand in front of me to utter this trash. I am usually not violent but I will ensure that you never have a further chance to threaten or dare someone else on the future.

You are not that tough. Stop injecting ego into your bloodstream cos you are a nobody yet. You can't do sheet. I see people like you abroad and they end up getting leaked up by teens. You need to know who is on the other end before you pull up cheap thuggery.

I dont bloody care about your dirty ideology and I said what I said. If you don't like it, go hide under your mother's armpit. Slimey you.

Stoopeed rag

So you knew there was such a concept as "emotional intelligence", yet you opted to display repulsive foolery over someone else's personal ordeal, just because you wanted to give off the impression that you're serious with your life?

Again, you're a fool! And I hold firm to whatever pronouncements I made in the first response. Because if you were the least smart, you'd have known that brandishing your current location as a confrontal tool, holds no relevance to the issue in discourse. I personally do not care about who you reckon you are, but for deciding to exhibit profound stupidity, I for mend you, if this was a face to face.

Repugnant misfit!

chudez0147:
DamnNigga
I dey tell you ... the guy just dey shalaye..
if na real rubbers you die well

Na confirm you die well. You no go explain go far before you collect.

Buddha3:


So you knew there was such a concept as "emotional intelligence", yet you opted to display repulsive foolery over someone else's personal ordeal, just because you wanted to give off the impression that you're serious with your life?

Again, you're a fool! And I hold firm to whatever pronouncements I made in the first response. Because if you were the least smart, you'd have known that brandishing your current location as a confrontal tool, holds no relevance to the issue in discourse. I personally do not care about who you reckon you are, but for deciding to exhibit profound stupidity, I for mend you, if this was a face to face.

Repugnant misfit!

Fat Buddha3 a-hole no one gives a damn about you castrated opinion. I am way above that. I STAND STRONG and solid. Go and hide your disease-ladened immoral face. Filthy and licentious peeg.

Go across the street and eat from the tray of strat dogs. You type do not hang around here.

sheanzy:
thunder fire ur mama for this long story

lol. you dey para o.

Baba u be confam guy man I swear.

Get ready this weekend, your babe go give you better doggie and 69 sex style as a thank you and I love message. Eweeeeeeeeey u be crook

pixypixs:
Hardened robbers will kill you just at the mention of being a force

Hmmmm...

Impersonation.

Sixfiguresmart:
Fat Buddha3 a-hole no one gives a damn about you castrated opinion. I am way above that. I STAND STRONG and solid. Go and hide your disease-ladened immoral face. Filthy and licentious peeg.

Go across the street and eat from the tray of strat dogs. You type do not hang around here.

LMAO!

He's pained.

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

Those guys are reading your post now. They are already outside, looking for you.

Buddha3:


LMAO!

He's pained.

I am never pained. I lived the most of my life in free speech. I advocate freedom of expression and the power of words. I wouldn't stop you from bringing it. I can do what you do. If not, better!

Ok

So funny I don laugh tire
Thank God for safety

GODPUNISHALABI:
Go try am for anambra as u dey talk say u be soldeir .....dem go don decapitate ur head

Those are hungry street urchins they get scared easily.

Anonymoususher:


I expected a response like that but that is my wife to be, introduction has been done na marriage remain.

So beyond nyash, na my wife nyash be that

Thanks for this response. Most boys on this platform are saw uncouth.

You're lucky they were just micky mouse robbers, it's not about your physique........Even if your chest big like billboard one bullet in the wrong place go send you to your ancestors.

No be small thing, your clean shave and confidence paid out well, since I know you won't stop shaving anytime soon let me just inform you of the new Oraimo trimmer that's very effective and lasts you several shaves with just a single charge.

Slynation:
Attention please...Do not try this prank in any South Eastern state, I repeat do not engage!!

...
D mention of being a soldier is a trigger on its own

eazyduzit:
Congratulations for life and wedding in arrears brother,no evil shall befall us this year and forever.

Wedding in arrears kwa? Dem don wed?

Dearest Lord in heaven! Biko stop passing there o. It is well.

berryPee:
Just say nobody go beat you

U no well!

VirileNelly2420:

Wedding in arrears kwa? Dem don wed?

Oh!Sorry,I wanted to say in advance rather .

Pells:

You are sick
U never fit arrest politicians wey be thief,na my joke u wan kill ursslf put

hahaha

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

you get luck say no be unknown gunmen for east catch you.if you mention soilder to dem,you are a gunner

Slmgirldippussy:



Omo I had similar experience though I keep.beards.
They wanted to rob me. I mean the awa WA boys. I scream at them U won rob unknown soja. I pretend I was calling Nnamdi Kalu. They hurriedly left me.

Buddha3:


LMAO!

He's pained.

I caught your heart cheating.

Freestainworld:
Those thieves are on nairaland now reading your antics, you are doing well.

wetin concern agbero with smartphone, except to sell

Slmgirldippussy:



My family are doing fine. Dad is late
Mum lives in the UK with my elder sister.
I run family biz
. My brother work in a cargo company


Now ur own...you know it urself
Look around you. Look at your father. What can you say ? Monumental failure.
Look at your mom. Retired ashawo.
You know it sisters are not working yet they are using Iphon13. Them do olosho.(hookup) yet your mom borrow money from them .
Its well

Hahahaha hahahaha!
You need to see how I'm really laughing over your naughty write up.

You have sumerized your family, just an average middle class hard working family.

And you have given mine a very low key family.... hahahaha, without even seeing me o!

Anyway that's human for you but only thing I have to say to you is that if we meet one on one you will definitely give me respect from what you have written about you, your siblings and the rest of family.

I'm an Igbo man and I don't brag about wealth because I grew up seeing it around me.

And having been raised in one of the government reserved area of this country (GRA), I think I've seen a lot about wealth that I don't brag about it.......its a way of life.

So good luck to you and keep hustling but stop cursing people (Nnamdi Kanu) who has no issues with you or your family.