placeofallure:


Yes please. I'm only corroborating what you have said.

Alright ma

greenermodels:
please, don't try this, you might actually end up in coma, I'm not joking.

Persephone1:
You probably didn't understand my input. No lady would get down with a guy for indomie and egg, A guy would tell a lady "I will give you indomie and egg off pant" and she would? A lady in the university? Come on!
If the case study represented on this thread are naive young girls lured to bed, there would be an argument. But a university student? That's ridiculous!

Yes some ladies are morally bereft and nymphomaniac but saying they were gotten with indomie and egg is nonsense.

Persephone1:
When ladies lower their standards and gets intimate with you lots for love and willingness,you call them cheap and hungry. Well I know for sure Ned won't call Regina cheap because he went a long way to have her.

You can't eat your cake and have it, Ladies should be expensive.

placeofallure:


Indomie and egg sa? Indomie! So men have bragging rights over a meal less than #500? I don't know why some women cheapen themselves that much.

Mothers should train their kids to be content with whatever is available in the family. The way I grew up, you won't believe it! If I no chop for 2 days, you won't know self, let alone you luring me to bed with cheap Indomie, Egbami!

Be modest. Don't run after any man's money, you can make more. I hate it when a man wants to play Lord, King and Master over me just because he's offering something no matter how big or small. Men will respect you when they find out you can breathe without them.

Gandrova:
We all have standard we adhere to, but sometimes standard are broken due to unforeseen circumstances. But some people don't have standard. I have met several ladies that would tell me boldly that I should buy Indomie, eggs and Irish Potatoes before action.

Vinnie2000:


In a Bank, One Guy was Bragging how he has used 'Indomie and Fried Eggs' to Bang Lots of Girls when He was Young!

But I Suspect these Girls were Mostly Under-18 Though.

But, This Indomie and Eggs, Is it an Aphrodisiac or What?

Does this Work for Mature ladies of 28,29 years?

Because One of my Female Colleague who is always Disturbing me is Visiting this Weekend..

I Want to Check Something..

Vinnie2000:



Lol, Irish Potatoes

But Why the Preference for Indomie and Fried Eggs Particularly?

Is it dat It triggers release of Sexual hormones or wat?

Persephone1:
No it doesn't! As a matter of fact no lady is cheap! Problem comes when these ladies lower their standards and get down you foolish guys without demanding anything in return, foolish guys who have the lowest esteem that can be found in humans who have glorified sex so much and never thought something as great as intimacy can ever get to their generation will start thinking of what they did to deserve such "mighty" gift.
And yes! He picks the highest he could ever afford. Indomie and egg.

If all you could ever brag with to get intimate with a lady is indomie and egg then you should be ashamed of yourself. You are not only broke but totally ungrateful for free gift of life.

GloriousGbola:


Kip kwaiet lepa noodles - following the path of lepa shandy and lepa orobo

_{I am shit posting}

Lol, I kuku no understand what you typed

Ah thank God I didn't try to understand

Persephone1:
Lol, I kuku no understand what you typed

Ah thank God I didn't try to understand

GloriousGbola:


These slangs go back to 2001/2002

Lepa shandy is an old Yoruba movie. Basically a lepa chick you can get down with for 20 bucks 'shandy'

Lepa orobo is a chick you can get down with for those orobo Pepsi /mirinda bottles

Oh... I remember Lepa shandy, "call me Lepa shaaaandddyyy." but didn't know a slang or illustration was coined from that.

Well Shandy (can fish) is no longer cheap, Nah ritualist dey eat am

headbasher96:
how i wish our nigerian girls will think the way u are thinking

Honestly parents need to do more that is the first place a child is trained to follow the right path

There is a woman in my compound that always push her daughter to go sleep with some rich bachelor tenants when her husband is away on business trips.

I was contemplating telling the man but a lady adviced me to mind my business
Oxygen is more expensive than her pussy like u can mess her with just lies not even indomie or egg las las i the press her from time to time though no be me say make she no get sense

Vinnie2000:


Lolss...

You are NOT different from the Bachelor Guys fvcking the Young Girl, then.

No Wonder Fireboy sang 'Na all of us be Ashawo'

Persephone1:
No it doesn't! As a matter of fact no lady is cheap! Problem comes when these ladies lower their standards and get down you foolish guys without demanding anything in return, foolish guys who have the lowest esteem that can be found in humans who have glorified sex so much and never thought something as great as intimacy can ever get to their generation will start thinking of what they did to deserve such "mighty" gift.
And yes! He picks the highest he could ever afford. Indomie and egg.

If all you could ever brag with to get intimate with a lady is indomie and egg then you should be ashamed of yourself. You are not only broke but totally ungrateful for free gift of life.

placeofallure:


Indomie and egg sa? Indomie! So men have bragging rights over a meal less than #500? I don't know why some women cheapen themselves that much.

Mothers should train their kids to be content with whatever is available in the family. The way I grew up, you won't believe it! If I no chop for 2 days, you won't know self, let alone you luring me to bed with cheap Indomie, Egbami!

Be modest. Don't run after any man's money, you can make more. I hate it when a man wants to play Lord, King and Master over me just because he's offering something no matter how big or small. Men will respect you when they find out you can breathe without them.

gfon:
That indomie and egg talk is nonsense,if a lady wants to have sex with you when she comes for a visit,she would,even if you offer her just a bottle of coke

headbasher96:
how i wish our nigerian girls will think the way u are thinking

Honestly parents need to do more that is the first place a child is trained to follow the right path

There is a woman in my compound that always push her daughter to go sleep with some rich bachelor tenants when her husband is away on business trips.

I was contemplating telling the man but a lady adviced me to mind my business
Oxygen is more expensive than her pussy like u can mess her with just lies not even indomie or egg las las i the press her from time to time though no be me say make she no get sense

aktolly54:
if your female colleague already crush on you then is not about food you want to offer her when she visit. Just have a good mouth and your house is neatly arrange then you can fuc.k her .

Promise her heaven and earth, tell her you want to marry her then start trying to touch her breast and from there be ready to finger her puss.y

DonroxyII:
Hell is scorching bro ...
Why lie to someone because you wanna shag ... Why Promise What You can't Afford ...

E go clear for una eyes as E dey roll

I no even wan make you know my worth so as not to become Mario or carry another Person belle come give me ! Shioor!

Go become what you wanna be lieing about and no need to lie !

DonroxyII:
You wan tell her husband say his wife dey pi.mp his daughters to Rich Bachelor tenants .... ... You be weyrey no be say you care na Jealousy dey worry you as dem no bring the cherry come Ya side

You Self come dey press the husband wife ..

That's one hell of an Area ... Kaiiiii .... !

Baba Weyrey

DonroxyII:
or Nothing ..

I'm leaving in the next 10mins ...

E mean say

"Start Action Ogbeni no dey dull me" ...

Naija ladies format na wa

But Gen Z no dey format anything dem go talk am gbua ..

. "Dude, You dey house"

I dey ...

I'm coming for Gbola, Cook indomie and egg for me ooo ... Awon omo Endtym !