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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Fedrick100: 8:53am On Dec 17, 2022
Op wetin you dey do to earn on your pc,That’s the only thing am interested on.
My pc can’t just be wasting doing nothing
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Mandate2023: 8:55am On Dec 17, 2022
U r forming nice guy to bitches even with ur money grin grin next time if u come across any bossy idiot like that just tell her to go that u ain't doing again, give her 2k for transport and if she no gree u for use scope take her downstairs and lock yourself inside while u inform the hotel management of the situation so dey can walk the bastard out........na why he good to dey run things with friends so u won't be alone in that situation

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Nobody: 8:57am On Dec 17, 2022
people can spend money for adventures sha,she declined your condoms? na that one off me,you be gentleman sha,you carry her reach oyibo level sef,you try,i no fit pay to nack sha,plus the risk , something i go get for free with compliments sef.sha good self control,but me for walk her out of that door for that condom attitude,nyash wey i pay for say make i no touch, omoh you deserve award for your patience man.
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Enny2013(f): 9:02am On Dec 17, 2022
GOFRONT:
Someone cannot fvck in peace even after paying 25k for s*x and 12k for room.

If she fvck four dikcs in a day, that would be 25,000 multiply by 4, Equals to N1000,00 in just a day.

There is money in Clitocurrency bizness sha!!!!....Reason why Onyiiiiiii22 still posing a doggystyle on her Dp till now. Just that she's got a fungi infested feet, bacteria infested pxssy, a dirty room and a bedbug infested mattress.

Lol,.. trouble finder

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Rexymania(m): 9:03am On Dec 17, 2022
You're a good story teller
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Enny2013(f): 9:12am On Dec 17, 2022
What a risky adventure.

I luv ur style of composition anyway.
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Perfectman91: 9:18am On Dec 17, 2022
That's not a hookup character, that's a fucking 1k brothel attitude. She's probably from the brothel

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Abuventure: 9:18am On Dec 17, 2022
TIDDOLL:
So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...

I'm happy I could tame my anger though, else you'd be seeing this on Instablog by dawn.

Probably titled "Middle slapped hook up girl and she fainted" or better still...."Hook up girl caused drama after client refused to pay up"

I did pay though...25k !!!

Started from a dating site, and we agreed 15k overnight for 3rounds, to include kissing et Al...well I've been busy for days since our agreement, and I eventually put a call through at my leisure, got to know she sells men's wear, told her to bring two packing shirts along.

Got to the hotel first, yea I bought rice(jollof nd fried) waited for her and got zoned into working on my PC.

She called, went down stairs to bring her up the stairs, room 9...I wasn't even interested in the asthetics of the 12k room, all I wanted is sex!

Though the fan works like a snail...
She complained, told her to keep calm...AC would come up by 10 according to the receptionist..

We got talking, she wouldn't stop about the heat..
Thanks to being plus sized..

Went straight into shower whilst we talk about her going back to Delta state, getting a shop and all..

She wouldn't stop about my height nd bla bla..

Let's just dive into this, tried bringing out my "fire" protection ..
Damn, I bought two! Then it all started..

No no no.... I'm here with my condoms she screamed...
What!!!.....see, I've got history with Durex getting torn nd all..reason I prefer this.

She no gree o.....I succumbed, she brought out a weird lubricant...
Blehhh....I cared less..she rubbed it on..
Nd I worked her a bit..she wouldn't even let me touch her spot.

I was irked, must it all look robotic??
She doesn't care a bit!

Did the first round....went to bath and she got dressed, let's go downstairs..

Woman?? For what exactly, I'm not going...got work to do on my PC, let's stay here and talk.

Started threatening she would give our her number if someone asked downstairs..

Oh well, go ahead..
About 45min downstairs after taking shots of bullet, kept on calling me to come downstairs..
Said I wasn't interested..
She later came up minutes after while I was dumping in the toilet..

She flung the toilet door open, I was pissed, close this door c'mon.
Finished...cleaned up nd got on the bed so we could kick on with the rounds..

She caught fire right away...
"Don't fucking touch me please,just go and sleep with an angry voice, I kept my cool..

Went to the sofa, kept on working but nah that urge won't give me a rest, went back to her.

I'm sorry I couldn't go downstairs with you..
No vex, Okay I go run you 5k more with the 20k

She got up, started negotiating 10k...
Told her 5k or nothing and turned my back..
She agreed!!

Ordered me to get the lubricant, I didn't flinch got it right away.
Told her to turn over, she bossed me around so good...

No I'm not doing, it's from the front or nothing..
Did some front...30min and I'm still not done then she went haywire.

You're sweating!! What is your problem self!!..
Stop pinning me down!!

Then and then my faced changed!!
I payed a whole good deal for this..
Why would you be the boss here, da Bleep!! I've been so gentle all the day, kind words nd all even while you spewing insults.


At 2am....she took a chair right to the door of the hotel room nd started screaming I want to hurt her..

Oh my...I still need my pride nd dignity intact..
Packed my stuffs nd all...
Nd went straight down to sit at the reception.


Can you be the judge of this smiley















This is not a hoax,it actually happened tonight.ashually you need sense
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Aladdin1(m): 9:38am On Dec 17, 2022
As dem take toto swear for you wetin you expect?. See as full grown man dey mumu and simp like imbe. ontop toto wey you pay put! its a pity and a shame

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by mystery22: 10:18am On Dec 17, 2022
This op acted stupid,on top ur money you still dey beg.

I wonder how pathetic your relationship with normal girls are
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by iLoveYouToo(m): 10:32am On Dec 17, 2022
I’ve never been with a runs babe or ashi and from your experience and other people’s experiences I’ve read about, IT AIN’T worth it
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by ModCaller: 10:38am On Dec 17, 2022
Always go for much younger and less mature ones. A mature woman is never a good prostitute.

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Saintinoo(m): 10:56am On Dec 17, 2022
TIDDOLL:
So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...

I'm happy I could tame my anger though, else you'd be seeing this on Instablog by dawn.

Probably titled "Middle age man slapped hook up girl and she fainted" or better still...."Hook up girl caused drama after client refused to pay up"

I did pay though...25k !!!

Started from a dating site, and we agreed 15k overnight for 3rounds, to include kissing et Al...well I've been busy for days since our agreement, and I eventually put a call through at my leisure, got to know she sells men's wear, told her to bring two packing shirts along.

Got to the hotel first, yea I bought rice(jollof nd fried) waited for her and got zoned into working on my PC.

She called, went down stairs to bring her up the stairs, room 9...I wasn't even interested in the asthetics of the 12k room, all I wanted is sex!

Though the fan works like a snail...
She complained, told her to keep calm...AC would come up by 10 according to the receptionist..

We got talking, she wouldn't stop about the heat..
Thanks to being plus sized..

Went straight into shower whilst we talk about her going back to Delta state, getting a shop and all..

She wouldn't stop about my height nd bla bla..

Let's just dive into this, tried bringing out my "fire" protection ..
Damn, I bought two! Then it all started..

No no no.... I'm here with my condoms she screamed...
What!!!.....see, I've got history with Durex getting torn nd all..reason I prefer this.

She no gree o.....I succumbed, she brought out a weird lubricant...
Blehhh....I cared less..she rubbed it on..
Nd I worked her a bit..she wouldn't even let me touch her spot.

I was irked, must it all look robotic??
She doesn't care a bit!

Did the first round....went to bath and she got dressed, let's go downstairs..

Woman?? For what exactly, I'm not going...got work to do on my PC, let's stay here and talk.

Started threatening she would give our her number if someone asked downstairs..

Oh well, go ahead..
About 45min downstairs after taking shots of bullet, kept on calling me to come downstairs..
Said I wasn't interested..
She later came up minutes after while I was dumping in the toilet..

She flung the toilet door open, I was pissed, close this door c'mon.
Finished...cleaned up nd got on the bed so we could kick on with the rounds..

She caught fire right away...
"Don't fucking touch me please,just go and sleep with an angry voice, I kept my cool..

Went to the sofa, kept on working but nah that urge won't give me a rest, went back to her.

I'm sorry I couldn't go downstairs with you..
No vex, Okay I go run you 5k more with the 20k

She got up, started negotiating 10k...
Told her 5k or nothing and turned my back..
She agreed!!

Ordered me to get the lubricant, I didn't flinch got it right away.
Told her to turn over, she bossed me around so good...

No I'm not doing, it's from the front or nothing..
Did some front...30min and I'm still not done then she went haywire.

You're sweating!! What is your problem self!!..
Stop pinning me down!!

Then and then my face changed!!
I payed a whole good deal for this..
Why would you be the boss here, da Bleep!! I've been so gentle all day, kind words nd all even while you spewing insults.


At 2am....she took a chair right to the door of the hotel room nd started screaming I want to hurt her..

Oh my...I still need my pride nd dignity intact..
Packed my stuffs nd all...
Nd went straight down to sit at the reception.


Can you be the judge of this smiley















This is not a hoax,it actually happened tonight.


You spent approximately 45k just to have sex with an Olosho. Weldone boss.
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by thestreets(m): 11:10am On Dec 17, 2022
TIDDOLL:

After tonight, I made a vow never for the rest of my days to lay with a prostitute.

Got pretty worse this morning, was heading home when Police stopped me, co incidentally I had a used condom wrapped in a tissue with me.. couldn't flush so I picked it.

Coupled with a MacBook pro sent from abroad by the company I work with.
Which has no receipt.

Coughed 15k to the Nigerian Police.
Could have gone down the argument nd on "my right road", but I think this was my punishment right there.

I forgive myself, God will, and I hope the Universe does.

you are a big boy fa n u lose guard like this. I get it. u always posted in front of ur pc working. try dey comot do small walks as long as you dey look cool na u go dey select. and b careful with them girls. them no get conscience
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by BigYash: 11:24am On Dec 17, 2022
In fela's voice... I no be gentle man at all o.. She saw that you were calm, hence the rubbish she did. If she jam werey she go behave. Learn not to be a gentle man my gee. Always deliver vahulens, everywhere you go like mtn
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Oberhiri141(m): 11:31am On Dec 17, 2022
You go Bleep olosho na she go dey give you conditions and restrictions. I no fit Bleep girl make i no kiss, press or finger, e no go sweet
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Nobody: 12:14pm On Dec 17, 2022
cumoverna:
The guy na Bleep up guy, you have 30k you go Bleep ashawo, still de beg am, money wey you go use enter ShopRite, collect like 6 fine girls phone number, at least 3 go fall.
the prof himself,I remain loyal
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Mcslize: 12:36pm On Dec 17, 2022
Transactional sex is not good. Love making should be mutual. The thought of you having to bargain with a lady before having sex is supposed to kill your man ego. Like does it mean, without bargaining with a lady and have her paid, you can't get some form of intimacy?

That alone should make you feel less of a man. Use your God's given masculinity to attract a potential mate. The best intimacy is the one you don't pay for. It doesn't only boost your self esteem as a man, it makes you have a well satisfying sex.

Disclaimer: Please, take note, sex is only met for marriage people. I am not in any way promoting fornication.

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by tensazangetsu20(m): 1:02pm On Dec 17, 2022
37k gone. That's more than my one month salary embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Doyou2019: 1:44pm On Dec 17, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
37k gone. That's more than my one month salary embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Just imagine!
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Dshocker(m): 2:01pm On Dec 17, 2022
TIDDOLL:
So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...

I'm happy I could tame my anger though, else you'd be seeing this on Instablog by dawn.

Probably titled "Middle age man slapped hook up girl and she fainted" or better still...."Hook up girl caused drama after client refused to pay up"

I did pay though...25k !!!

Started from a dating site, and we agreed 15k overnight for 3rounds, to include kissing et Al...well I've been busy for days since our agreement, and I eventually put a call through at my leisure, got to know she sells men's wear, told her to bring two packing shirts along.

Got to the hotel first, yea I bought rice(jollof nd fried) waited for her and got zoned into working on my PC.

She called, went down stairs to bring her up the stairs, room 9...I wasn't even interested in the asthetics of the 12k room, all I wanted is sex!

Though the fan works like a snail...
She complained, told her to keep calm...AC would come up by 10 according to the receptionist..

We got talking, she wouldn't stop about the heat..
Thanks to being plus sized..

Went straight into shower whilst we talk about her going back to Delta state, getting a shop and all..

She wouldn't stop about my height nd bla bla..

Let's just dive into this, tried bringing out my "fire" protection ..
Damn, I bought two! Then it all started..

No no no.... I'm here with my condoms she screamed...
What!!!.....see, I've got history with Durex getting torn nd all..reason I prefer this.

She no gree o.....I succumbed, she brought out a weird lubricant...
Blehhh....I cared less..she rubbed it on..
Nd I worked her a bit..she wouldn't even let me touch her spot.

I was irked, must it all look robotic??
She doesn't care a bit!

Did the first round....went to bath and she got dressed, let's go downstairs..

Woman?? For what exactly, I'm not going...got work to do on my PC, let's stay here and talk.

Started threatening she would give our her number if someone asked downstairs..

Oh well, go ahead..
About 45min downstairs after taking shots of bullet, kept on calling me to come downstairs..
Said I wasn't interested..
She later came up minutes after while I was dumping in the toilet..

She flung the toilet door open, I was pissed, close this door c'mon.
Finished...cleaned up nd got on the bed so we could kick on with the rounds..

She caught fire right away...
"Don't fucking touch me please,just go and sleep with an angry voice, I kept my cool..

Went to the sofa, kept on working but nah that urge won't give me a rest, went back to her.

I'm sorry I couldn't go downstairs with you..
No vex, Okay I go run you 5k more with the 20k

She got up, started negotiating 10k...
Told her 5k or nothing and turned my back..
She agreed!!

Ordered me to get the lubricant, I didn't flinch got it right away.
Told her to turn over, she bossed me around so good...

No I'm not doing, it's from the front or nothing..
Did some front...30min and I'm still not done then she went haywire.

You're sweating!! What is your problem self!!..
Stop pinning me down!!

Then and then my face changed!!
I payed a whole good deal for this..
Why would you be the boss here, da Bleep!! I've been so gentle all day, kind words nd all even while you spewing insults.


At 2am....she took a chair right to the door of the hotel room nd started screaming I want to hurt her..

Oh my...I still need my pride nd dignity intact..
Packed my stuffs nd all...
Nd went straight down to sit at the reception.


Can you be the judge of this smiley















This is not a hoax,it actually happened tonight.


God in heaven knows i cannot have anything to do with a prostitute.

I don't know how you guys enjoy sex with them, coupled with the fact that most of them are diabolical and also exchanging and bonding with her spiritual, because most of them already have contaminated souls.

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by dazzlingd(m): 2:37pm On Dec 17, 2022
Stop doing hookup girls

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by omolasho: 3:14pm On Dec 17, 2022
Is it not the same sex I cheap around that people so much for!
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by BlackkPegasus(m): 3:51pm On Dec 17, 2022
Sense dey follow you but it seems like u are running soo fast
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Arizoner: 4:32pm On Dec 17, 2022
omotoshodontee1:
Sabi guy or he can rather go platinum or copa cupanna
you fit see tdb for 7k? asking for a friend
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Arizoner: 4:36pm On Dec 17, 2022
Ikennaford:
How do you guys enjoy prostitutes, there's different between hookup and prostitution, two different things, ,,, a hook up girl is coming to ffuuck you with all her heart cos she loves getting paid after having orgasm and Makin u cum, that's hook up for..
Then prostitute no deh do kiss, no touching, just put dick bang and stand up like werey OP.... Ain't lying though, did hook up when I was in Nigeria, met them on tinder or hook4uck websites, all we kissed, oral and all that, so clean, you'll see them wet, cream your dick and all, you paid 25k for emotionless sex, I can't bang a girl that ain't wet for me,
face or body, which arouses you?
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Arizoner: 4:55pm On Dec 17, 2022
Oberhiri141:
You go Bleep olosho na she go dey give you conditions and restrictions. I no fit Bleep girl make i no kiss, press or finger, e no go sweet
you sabi suck Toto?
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Buharidgeneral: 5:41pm On Dec 17, 2022
[quote author=ModCaller post=119219210]Always go for much younger and less mature ones. A mature woman is never a good prostitute. [/quote
Talking from experience
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Buharidgeneral: 5:43pm On Dec 17, 2022
ModCaller:
Always go for much younger and less mature ones. A mature woman is never a good prostitute.

Experience is the best teacher
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by staromedia: 5:48pm On Dec 17, 2022
Wahalah
Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by AwesomeDuru(m): 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2022
TIDDOLL:
So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...
Only simps pay for sex.

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Re: My Experience With A Hook Up Girl Tonight (terrible) by Ikennaford: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2022
Arizoner:
face or body, which arouses you?
Vibes

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