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HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:53pm On Dec 24, 2022
I entered village yesterday, to my surprise my mother brought in a new house help.
She no fine at all, but she get body

Today I just comeback from youth meeting after drinking and na she open gate for me.
As I dey so, omo konji just dey wipe me with oriamo.
I want to make a move on the girl so we can have sex.
The girl no fine at all but is managable
How do I start
How do I tell her lets Bleep?
Should I give her money or not
I need serious advice from the OGs

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Jeon(f): 7:54pm On Dec 24, 2022
Cut ur dick and give it to her.
Or
Go dance naked in the Market.

How do I start
How do I tell her lets Bleep?

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Zonefree(m): 7:54pm On Dec 24, 2022
Gone in 30 seconds.

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:55pm On Dec 24, 2022
Jeon:
Cut ur dick and give it to her.
I said OG's should reply
Not children that are still in secondary school

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Jeon(f): 7:59pm On Dec 24, 2022
ChizzyBuna:

I said OG's should reply
Not children that are still in secondary school

Brolosho, nah fuvk carry you go village..
Even Goat [he-goat ] doesn't behave in the way some of you do in terms of sex.

baa, baa, baa, baa, baa!
Dy bleat follow toto.

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by azadus18: 7:59pm On Dec 24, 2022
Mtchew
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:01pm On Dec 24, 2022
ENOUGH OF THE JOKES
THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER.

PLEASE ONLY MATURED MINDS SHOULD REPLY

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Islandboi(m): 8:05pm On Dec 24, 2022
Just tell her you like her…That’s all you need to tell her. She’s gonna start blushing and boom you make the real move.

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by BluntTheApostle(m): 8:21pm On Dec 24, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I entered village yesterday, to my surprise my mother brought in a new house help.
She no fine at all, but she get body

Today I just comeback from youth meeting after drinking and na she open gate for me.
As I dey so, omo konji just dey wipe me with oriamo.
I want to make a move on the girl so we can have sex.
The girl no fine at all but is managable
How do I start
How do I tell her lets Bleep?
Should I give her money or not
I need serious advice from the OGs

But what is wrong with the world?

Sex! Sex! Sex!

That is all you all can think about.

Must you have sex with her?

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:24pm On Dec 24, 2022
Islandboi:
Just tell her you like her…That’s all you need to tell her. She’s gonna start blushing and boom you make the real move.
Bros I be jew man, please what moves should I make after telling her I like her.
Tell me the moves I should make
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:29pm On Dec 24, 2022
BluntTheApostle:


But what is wrong with the world?

Sex! Sex! Sex!

That is all you all can think about.

Must you have sex with her?

Abeg shut up
Oga holier than thou
Assistant of jesus
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by TheBTCinvestor: 8:31pm On Dec 24, 2022
ChizzyBuna:

Abeg shut up
Oga holier than thou
Assistant of jesus

R.i.p bro

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Shalommy(f): 8:32pm On Dec 24, 2022
Jeon:


Brolosho, nah fuvk carry you go village..
Even Goat [he-goat ] doesn't behave in the way some of you do in terms of sex.

baa, baa, baa, baa, baa!
Dy bleat follow toto.
Chaii... cheesy cheesy Op is a confirmed HEGOAT.

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Shalommy(f): 8:35pm On Dec 24, 2022
Jeon:
Cut ur dick and give it to her.
Or
Go dance naked in the Market.



Girlfriend, won't you invite me over tomorrow to enjoy your white rice?undecided

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Jeon(f): 8:35pm On Dec 24, 2022
Shalommy:
Chaii... cheesy cheesy Op is a confirmed HEGOAT.

SMH.

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Jeon(f): 8:36pm On Dec 24, 2022
Shalommy:
Girlfriend, won't you invite me over tomorrow to enjoy your white rice?undecided

don't worry I have something for you grin

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:37pm On Dec 24, 2022
Na small children full this nairaland
All the OG's don comot cry

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Shalommy(f): 8:38pm On Dec 24, 2022
Jeon:


don't worry I have something for you grin
Hmmm... Let it be something i like. cheesy
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Jeon(f): 8:41pm On Dec 24, 2022
Shalommy:
Hmmm... Let it be something i like. cheesy

grin

it is tongue

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by BluntTheApostle(m): 8:43pm On Dec 24, 2022
ChizzyBuna:

Abeg shut up
Oga holier than thou
Assistant of jesus

You will land in trouble one day if you continue to live a reckless life.

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Shalommy(f): 8:44pm On Dec 24, 2022
Jeon:

grin
it is tongue
I'm waiting! smiley cool

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by SyrusdeHansome(m): 8:56pm On Dec 24, 2022
Bros, not all that glitter is gold. So many lives, destinies, jobs, careers, etc will be lost in this season nd 80% of it will be attributed to sex. Sex will kill so many pple this month, don't be one of the victims, selah.
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by JackDaAlienz(m): 8:58pm On Dec 24, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:
Bros, not all that glitter is gold. So many lives, destinies, jobs, careers, etc will be lost in this season nd 80% of it's causes will be sex. Sex will kill so many pple this month, don't be one of the victims
Na poor man mentality una get
Try travel the world and see how cheap sex is
Na only Africans dey carry sex for head

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Islandboi(m): 9:00pm On Dec 24, 2022
ChizzyBuna:

Bros I be jew man, please what moves should I make after telling her I like her.
Tell me the moves I should make
Tell her you want to marry her as well. That’s the only way to have the cookie.
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Wainey: 9:00pm On Dec 24, 2022
ChizzyBuna:

I said OG's should reply
Not children that are still in secondary school
wait o, is this not one of the redpillers who knows the game and make themselves irresistible to women?

grin grin

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:00pm On Dec 24, 2022
BluntTheApostle:


But what is wrong with the world?

Sex! Sex! Sex!

That is all you all can think about.

Must you have sex with her?

Here in Switzerland, sex is free and no big deal
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Benjaniblinks(m): 10:13pm On Dec 24, 2022
Carry pillow and cover her face angry
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by dnawah(m): 10:20pm On Dec 24, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
I entered village yesterday, to my surprise my mother brought in a new house help.
She no fine at all, but she get body

Today I just comeback from youth meeting after drinking and na she open gate for me.
As I dey so, omo konji just dey wipe me with oriamo.
I want to make a move on the girl so we can have sex.
The girl no fine at all but is managable
How do I start
How do I tell her lets Bleep?
Should I give her money or not
I need serious advice from the OGs
i beg o! Please give the names of people and celebrities way marry ugly girls.no put ur name yet.
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by intruder15(m): 12:05am On Dec 25, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
ENOUGH OF THE JOKES
THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER.

PLEASE ONLY MATURED MINDS SHOULD REPLY


There is nothing matured about your mind. So you don't need matured mind advise. If you were matured, you for go outside find who you go devour. Not a house help entrusted on the custody of your mother.

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by bdon123(m): 12:55am On Dec 25, 2022
Giv her money,then tell herr she's beautiful,then make ur move...grab her waist or something
Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by hardon1(m): 1:05am On Dec 25, 2022
Village people really load enough airtime before Dem call you

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Re: HOW TO Have Sex With An UGLY GIRL by Nobody: 4:45am On Dec 25, 2022
Inform ur mum about ur plans and she will convince her for u

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