Jakumo:


Marriage is not my portion o, fine woman Siofra. As I dey look ya pinshure, na so my eye just dey turn one kind. E get as e be o.

That said, I am willing to marry you for one week on a trial basis to see if we are ahem, a good fit, as it were, with no pun intended.

Before we get married for one week. How old are you?

siofra:


Before we get married for one week. How old are you?

I will tell you my true age ONLY if you can outrun me in the 100 meters dash on land and in the swimming pool. Where can we meet?

Maybe when the panel beater finishes work on my private jet you will finally understand that I am very serious about wooing you today.

Jakumo:


I will tell you my true age ONLY if you can outrun me in the 100 meters dash on land and in the swimming pool. Where can we meet?

Maybe when the panel beater finishes work on my private jet you will finally understand that I am very serious about wooing you today.

😹 Panel beater indeed!

Outrunning you will be the easiest thing ever. I wasn't one of the best athletes in sec school for nothing. Besides I think you're in your forties, so it will be very easy.

We can meet here, on nairaland.

araa mara uba

siofra:


😹 Panel beater indeed!

Outrunning you will be the easiest thing ever. I wasn't one of the best athletes in sec school for nothing. Besides I think you're in your forties, so it will be very easy.

We can meet here, on nairaland.

Having studied your profile picture I can tell you are very fit and toned, but you will be no match for me Siofra. I sabi run pass antelope

Matter of fact a small bet might be in order so that I can cash in after I outpace you by a good five to ten yards with ease. My camera crew will, of course, be on hand to record this epic sprint to post on Nairaland so that finally I will be taken seriously by ALL my pellow kwantiri-mans in the diaspora, while also putting to rest all this unpatriotic speculation that I might be a day over 30.

Her augmented body is all she has to offer. Mscheew. This one go slow man progress in life.

Infolenka:
See packaging. Forget, nobody package breast reach this girl.

she get boobs o

Infolenka:
The last button

This lady is trully beautiful

I’m so Hot right need a girl for phone intimacy 0️⃣8️⃣1️⃣6️⃣0️⃣7️⃣9️⃣6️⃣0️⃣9️⃣5️⃣

Infolenka:
See fine girl na. See well packaged breast. See cute smile and sweet legs. A night with this girl and my life span will increase by 10 years

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