post=123945349:
This remind us of the guy at our Barbecue Crib shouting to the Bottle ladies that "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo",

After the hypeman don tell DJ to stop music,
Come dey play Dorime on a low key, Wey babes come dey dance in front of am with placards, fireworks and a bottle of Azul, with plenty ice inside ice bucket!
(Those hypemen ehn, na few go enter heaven o , dem Sabi dem job)

Our guy shout tire "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo"
Na Asun I tell you for your ear o,
No be Azul o,
I no Sabi drink Azul ooo
😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣

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😂😂😂😂

Wetin dey inside the Azul sef, drink of life?

Ireportlive:



People get money

Some dey drink Action Bitters , Ace bitters and Orijin bitters

Na Azul some dey drink



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Life no balance

post=123945349:
This remind us of the guy at our Barbecue Crib...

Take this account serious at your own peril

KingDash09:
Spent 1.6m for this thing earlier this year.. I was high that time I was just spending recklessly

Boss show me small love abeg
9114084378
Opay
Thanks so much in advance boss

post=123945349:
This remind us of the guy at our Barbecue Crib shouting to the Bottle ladies that "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo",

After the hypeman don tell DJ to stop music,
Come dey play Dorime on a low key, Wey babes come dey dance in front of am with placards, fireworks and a bottle of Azul, with plenty ice inside ice bucket!
(Those hypemen ehn, na few go enter heaven o , dem Sabi dem job)

Our guy shout tire "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo"
Na Asun I tell you for your ear o,
No be Azul o,
I no Sabi drink Azul ooo
😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣

This zombie funny sha

Zonefree:
Get Azu if you can't afford Azul. Life no hard.

Azu mmiri

Damn Niggar

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing special
It is stupidity and wasting of money...most times if a bottle of my favourite alcoholic beer is too expensive at a particular bar..I boycott that bar immediately
Same thing I do at clubs..I don't call dorime never!
I will just go for the low price of any alcohol like 10k and put on my table..the sweet thing about some clubs as far as you order something for your table even if it is not costly...bouncers can not tell you to leave...and those females strippers will start dancing on your fertile rod and lap for testing and negotiating on price..as a sharp guy delay and dilly dally on the negotiations with each stripper that comes sit on your lap...at the end you will enjoy more than four strippers without paying a dime



Not me

I don't do that shitt called local

It is against my rule in keyboarding
It is like a forbidden thing to me..no matter how broke I am

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing special
It is stupidity and wasting of money...most times if a bottle of my favourite alcoholic beer is too expensive at a particular bar..I boycott that bar immediately
Same thing I do at clubs..I don't call dorime never!
I will just go for the low price of any alcohol like 10k and put on my table..the sweet thing about some clubs as far as you order something for your table even if it is not costly...bouncers can not tell you to leave...and those females strippers will start dancing on your fertile rod and lap for testing and negotiating on price..as a sharp guy delay and dilly dally on the negotiations with each stripper that comes sit on your lap...at the end you will enjoy more than four strippers without paying a dime



Not me

I don't do that shitt called local

It is against my rule in keyboarding
It is like a forbidden thing to me..no matter how broke I am

KingDash09:
Spent 1.6m for this thing earlier this year.. I was high that time I was just spending recklessly

chaii oga u can lie oo

Mariezaza1:

Boss show me small love abeg
9114084378
Opay
Thanks so much in advance boss

see dis gullible beggar because he said he spent 1.6ml u trust him

When I drank Jameson 😁😁😁😁....As a smoker, I realized how much alcohol is not only useless but expensive. Buy Chelsea or Seaman, it's the same fuckeen sheet.

Sablexxxtoons:


Na now u call better drink Action bitters and some nice Canada or even Ghana loud it's ok for me in the club

Me sha no dey do loud but still I no fit spend such amount of money on something I will piss out in less than an hour....🤔

Jus d hype and it cn shift waitress pant after order

Zealag:
I went to the club last week Friday, ordered for Asun after 10mins the DJ stopped music,off light,play dorime, light fire cracker and started shouting anonymous don order Azul oo.To my greatest surprised they brought it in front of my table I look my closest sit partner and hailed him but he rebuked me and shouted"so na you be this anonymous wey I don dey hear about since,Boss make I kiss ur Azul for the first time in my life"me Azul?wtf.
Immediately I shouted at the waiter and hype man"I ordered for Asun not Azul"na so Dem take pursue me go outside.Na outside I sleep TDB

Lol

Regularly drink Azul quietly at home or in a garden or low key environment, then I'll take you serious. It takes a level of retardation to do it for the dorime.

Most poseurs who order this in clubs can't even tell the difference between the original and a knockoff. Good for the dubious club owners/managers and their bankers anyway.

Wotoporiously speaking

I no dey order wetin my account no fit sustain, nothing special for all this things.

Even if I get money I no go spend am recklessly.

No be about spending, it depends on your reason for spending, most people dey buy this thing for show off meanwhile the next morning them no go see food chop

Zonefree:
Get Azu if you can't afford Azul. Life no hard.

Underrated comment🤞

Club owners are making serious money in Nigeria. This drink is just about $130.

Waste of money.

Children show off.

Ireportlive:



People get money

Some dey drink Action Bitters , Ace bitters and Orijin bitters

Na Azul some dey drink 2



.

Cut ur coat wella o. Some no dey even see action bitter drink. Na ogogoro ooo. 50naira per small shotcup

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing special
It is stupidity and wasting of money...most times if a bottle of my favourite alcoholic beer is too expensive at a particular bar..I boycott that bar immediately
Same thing I do at clubs..I don't call dorime never!
I will just go for the low price of any alcohol like 10k and put on my table..the sweet thing about some clubs as far as you order something for your table even if it is not costly...bouncers can not tell you to leave...and those females strippers will start dancing on your fertile rod and lap for testing and negotiating on price..as a sharp guy delay and dilly dally on the negotiations with each stripper that comes sit on your lap...at the end you will enjoy more than four strippers without paying a dime



Not me

I don't do that shitt called local

It is against my rule in keyboarding
It is like a forbidden thing to me..no matter how broke I am

Smart smooth criminal

post=123945349:
This remind us of the guy at our Barbecue Crib shouting to the Bottle ladies that "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo",

After the hypeman don tell DJ to stop music,
Come dey play Dorime on a low key, Wey babes come dey dance in front of am with placards, fireworks and a bottle of Azul, with plenty ice inside ice bucket!
(Those hypemen ehn, na few go enter heaven o , dem Sabi dem job)

Our guy shout tire "Na ASUN I order no be AZUL ooo"
Na Asun I tell you for your ear o,
No be Azul o,
I no Sabi drink Azul ooo
😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣

You see all these your stories, NA FAT LIE!

Reminderz:
it's because broke people love to impress other broke people this is why they stay broke... when you're truly rich, you don't need to impress others by posing with a bottle of drink...

does the drink increase IQ? No. Does it make you look rich? Yes. Does it make you rich? No! Does taking the drink means you're rich? NO!

Abi o! There are even some drinks that announce you are rich without actually saying it. A Moet, Hennessy, Veuve Clicquot, Dom Perignon, Armand De Brignac (Ace Of Spades) all do this and are class. If I had enough money, those are the kind of drinks I would order that doesn't even need a hypeman that everywhere everyone recognizes the brand. Azul is just a sort of Nigeria thing and not even that popular internationally.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing special
It is stupidity and wasting of money...most times if a bottle of my favourite alcoholic beer is too expensive at a particular bar..I boycott that bar immediately
Same thing I do at clubs..I don't call dorime never!
I will just go for the low price of any alcohol like 10k and put on my table..the sweet thing about some clubs as far as you order something for your table even if it is not costly...bouncers can not tell you to leave...and those females strippers will start dancing on your fertile rod and lap for testing and negotiating on price..as a sharp guy delay and dilly dally on the negotiations with each stripper that comes sit on your lap...at the end you will enjoy more than four strippers without paying a dime

Fertile rod😂

aboyaji:
The rave will soon die off like other raves

Abi o! Saying the same thing too! Not that internationally recognized.

Ashirioluwa:
Not for salary earners.

Yahoo yahoo

+1

EnterpriseMan:
There is nothing special about the alcohol itself, the bottle isn't too bad, I am not related to the hypeman, Watin concern me concern the crowd.

Short Answer "Yes" i can do it depending on alot of factors.

If i'm a multi billionaire, i can shout Azul, one for the hypeman, one for the DJ and one for the staff.

If i have 300m+ i can only say "Azul" if hypeman ask what of me, i go simply trowey face.

If 80-100m, i will simply buy the azul at market price and drink at home while snapping photos of it.

Wasting money is not in my memo and neither is pleasing anyone

Abi

MrFly:
so if u earn 700k monthly in an oil firm as ur salary then buying azul makes u a criminal abi?

Yes, makes you a criminal... how much be 700k again for this nija?

ba7man:
Hennesy V.S.O.P does it anyway, any day, anywhere in style without showing off.

Exactly! Even the VS is also class and the more popular one!

todugo:

Wasting money on mixture of ethanol and water, just to get validation from people that your a big boy.What a life