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Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Bangalee100(m): 1:33pm On Jul 19, 2023

She gave you thumbs up because the analysis is going smoothly

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by tesppidd: 1:34pm On Jul 19, 2023

Omoapena:

Probably your gbola was huge

And what's the "keep it up" if gbola is huge?

To maintain the hugeness or what?

And by the way, from the right up the op is definitely female..

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Coolgent(m): 1:34pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
I'm a female. She asked me to UnCloth, climb the bed, and open my legs. She inserted something long into me to collect the specimen. When she was done, she came back immediately to say that I should keep it up, with a thumbs up sign from her to me.

She observed that you are very tight and clean down there, that's why she urged you to keep it up

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Way4orward: 1:35pm On Jul 19, 2023

I no understand the meaning of this post

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by OMEGA009(m): 1:35pm On Jul 19, 2023

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Thomasankara(m): 1:37pm On Jul 19, 2023

[/color]ur urine specimen or wetin, I no understand o[color=#770077]😆

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by ungara17: 1:37pm On Jul 19, 2023

Your hymen is still intact.
Virginity test.

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Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by slowice(m): 1:39pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
Yes. I thought of that too. Honestly, I was happy when she said that to me.

Na people like you we suppose we suppose to dey marry every Saturday grin

Keep it up

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Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by israelmao(m): 1:41pm On Jul 19, 2023

She might have confirmed some degree of your chastity or better still low body count.

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by HussenAdul: 1:42pm On Jul 19, 2023

Ur bobo de Bleep u well & u maintain hygiene because ur honey pot odour is not offensive and the access road is express

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by bewla(m): 1:42pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
My legs? How? This was after the test. She then said 'keep it up', with a thumbs up sign from her to me. She wasn't referring to my legs because this was after the test.

Like the first person comment ask her not us
Because I didn't tell us everything in detail

Na you anus the sample come out from abi your pekus

If na anus she mean you should wash clean all the time

If na pekus you better run ooooo
She be L

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by denko(m): 1:42pm On Jul 19, 2023

She want validation

Way4orward:
I no understand the meaning of this post

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by OhiOfIhima: 1:43pm On Jul 19, 2023

SmilingImabong:
Culture test is when the wool is used to put inside the hole of the pennis.

Thumbs up mean your gbola size and the level you stayed without too feeling the pains

She admired your gbola if she is single and you like her you don hold am be that.

Trust me
Thumbs up was the size of your gbola

What are you saying? Shay dem dey collect specimen from inside gbola nii

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Mamijoh(f): 1:44pm On Jul 19, 2023

Guynexttdoor:
You no ask her u come here dey ask us.. she no tell you fuel don cost?

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by happney65: 1:45pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
You have a point though. Because, I'm always extra careful of what goes in there. I don't joke with that part of my body at all at all.

Great!. Do you mind if I come and put in my lungu into your feriferi? undecided

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by denko(m): 1:45pm On Jul 19, 2023

Hmm what if the lab person na guy

Beremx:
you cooperated well for her to do the test. I have had such experience when I went for swab test. I pulled down my panties, spread my legs, the lab lady got her samples.
There's no big deal with it

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

Simple. You were neat down there. No fresh fish, rotten fish, soured milk or rotten egg smell.

Secondly, your mileage is still kinda low. So, the load to Emiyus is still fresh, neat and narrow.

Simple put: guys never use plenty gbola of different shapes and sizes turn am to dual or 6 lane express.

That's all.

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Beremx(f): 1:50pm On Jul 19, 2023

denko:
Hmm what if the lab person na guy

a guy is not assigned to do such test. It has never happened anyway due to gender difference.

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by easiest(m): 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2023

Maybe I fir know what to advice if I know what culture test is, because currently I am thinking maybe it's a kind of malaria test or something or could it be pregnancy test. Wo no confuse me elaborate more on it.

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by ApostlePaul14: 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2023

So painful, I did same test 4 weeks ago; although a male doctor attended to me. I urinated with pains for days

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by imagrg(m): 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2023

This is why I don't like half stories.

For us to give you an adequate answer, we need to see the specimen like the opened deep toto, first for proper evaluation or assessment.

Omo, my preek don stand like Standard Bank oh! grin

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Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by AntiChristian: 1:59pm On Jul 19, 2023

Reminds of when i did SIWES in a Lab at Adigbe in Abeokuta, Ogun State close to Moshood Abiola Polytechnic then. I remember a lady came for such test and as i was male, I excused them as it involves vaginal swab! High Vaginal Swab is a kinda procedure to test for vaginal discharge for the presence of vaginal thrush, bacterial vaginosis and trichomonas vaginalis.

And i remember the lab technologist saying the lady was had a hole down there i.e. she's very active sexually!
And she had a kinda infection then! Like she was scratching......!

Yours may be opposite!

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by BJanta: 1:59pm On Jul 19, 2023

It means keep your fidelity ,even though you've not told us what prompted you to go for test. All the same, keep up your FIDELITY. 👭👭👭

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by tellwisdom: 2:02pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
You have a point though. Because, I'm always extra careful of what goes in there. I don't joke with that part of my body at all at all.

What goes in there??

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by Westman001: 2:03pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

This is a very stupid post. Ahn an,,,, Nairalanders funny ke.

See question.. ah.. egbami ke.

Are.. Are you sleeping ni,,, abi... It's your brain that's sleeping? Tell me who resemble the person wey run test for you here.

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by sphinixs2: 2:11pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

Definitely no reference to the result of the test!

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by EsvRotimiJubril(m): 2:12pm On Jul 19, 2023

You stay in Kaduna?

HanisahZuwy:
Yes. I thought of that too. Honestly, I was happy when she said that to me.

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by SURElee(f): 2:16pm On Jul 19, 2023

Keep it up simply means you are clean. Keep up with personal hygiene.

That culture swab she took is probably a High vaginal swab (HVS). Imagine having to swab some patients with poor personal hygiene, now you understand why she gave you that compliment.

Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by NovusHomo(m): 2:16pm On Jul 19, 2023

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Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by tollyboy5(m): 2:17pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
She didn't want to disclose the reason she said that.

I think that place do stink for some girls. Mostly when you decide to focus your attention there as a guy, you might loose your life due to suffocation. I wonder how some ladies don't take note. Keep the good hygiene

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Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by NovusHomo(m): 2:18pm On Jul 19, 2023

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

You are probably a virgin. Don't tell us if you are or not. If you are, then keep it up. If not, keep that area clean; always.

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