Temptee101:
See how disconnected and tattered they look

Imagine having these two urchins as president and vice

ekukeku:
He was greeted in d language he understand now ....

For Dem to attack d CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER OF D FEDERATION,hmm
walahi if u like[b] madira o[/b], iku pa e niyen

otito oro,

confirmed.

wumi2017:
Body and mouth odour and he no ready to cure amm...... guys pls patronize ur baby girl o may God bless you

Bia, don't let me ba e ja o,

why u go dey yo wa lenu for here?

ur husband p.prince no dey ni?

he even dey on dis thread, u can call him to patronise u since he's in love with u, no oofeinsce

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Proudlyomonna:


Foolish boy

kai

Godswilleee:
Abeg wetin mikel do e papa

my question too o

Failure44:


I'll understand the reason why he did it?
How do you understand your father beating your mother countless times in front of you?
Or trying to kill you and your brothers?
Or breaking house properties
Or threatening not to pay my school fees?
Or embarrassing the family name?

See, I'll work hard to better myself and become a great father for my kids( that's if I get married)
But i swear on my life, that man will see hell from my hand.

If you think mikel did his father badly, that man hasn't seen anything.
A shallow grave is where he'll land

So sorry about what u are going through

my question is where did u learn that mikel is not treating his father well?

Proudlyomonna:


Gbamsolutely correct �.

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alsudan:
Poor woman forcing the issue just to be close to her kids.

Her facial expression gives her away, while the Bi Polar FFK is all over her.

Won’t be surprised if he starts writing and posting his love letters online again every night his Pr.ick refuses to rise as was alleged by Precious.

Cypress042:
Shey this one na human being

wumi2017:



Wed biti bawo ayamu tired of my dear pumpumprince

Cc: pumpumprince

wumi2017:


pumpumprince oko gbogbo Omo pupa >

Beeni o

ogkrakkid:

She who doesn't manipulate people.
She who is not too know with lots of grammar to cover her promiscuity.
She who will be satisfied with Wat comes to d table.
She who has no self entitlement to a man's pocket.
That's that for now

boss, u said it all

everything u laid down here is my spec

but is dis realistic? I mean all these that u penned down

I don't know because it will be very difficult

this dat u typed down is d height of perfection!

PumpumPrince:



Wumi2017..am sorry u have no choice.u r the finest & the elected finest lady on nairaland & u should be role model for every nairaland female....especially the fat ones above size 8 to size 35..all they eat is eba, fufu, garrrrrrri & goat head! (no ooofencse)

PumpumPrince:


Bro its not my fault ladies love me,especialy the lightskin ones & thats y i keep running from dat Siofra stalkin me, and that nmezor chassin me & that meobizy who refuse to let me lover sir!!(True story)

what about wunmi2017?

abi u no like am again?

wumi2017:


Leave me o

madam wunmi wunmi

everytime baba pumpumking go dey shout say na u b him wife, that nobody fine pass u

he no go let us rest for nairaland.

until one day i decided to search for ur name

ur husband (pumpumprince) na confirm man, no ooofensce, he's always proud of ur beauty, true story

nijowo le ma wed?

one for the money

two for the dough

three for the shawty

now i don BLOW

wumi2017:
Pumpumprince d most beautiful man in d world (no oofeeinse)

iyawo pumpumking abi prince


e rora ma o, Olohun ko ni doju ti yin o

e rora ma shey baba wa pumpumprince jeje o, Olohun a wa pelu yin o

Cinema4d:
This guy again. What happened to pumpumking?

banned

the guy na cruise i swear

PumpumPrince:


ok am a londonder from london. i will come down to nigeria only if u have big yansh like meobizy or Nmezor...deal?

weyrey re o

telim:
If you are young in Nigeria and have access to free or cheap Internet it is better you learn skills like web automation then develop automated tasks as a freelancer or automate any of the internet marking boring tasks and charge users monthly for using your platform.

Instead of joining gambling or japa crew is much better you build yourself with monetizable skills then market it, earn some good cash and use part of the cash you earn to uplift the lives of your love once. Believe me money is easy to earn once you have the necessary skills.

Hi, boss pls can i learn a programming language (c#) and become a freelancer with it?

Premiumwriter:
you no lie o.

But if you talk, then go say u de body shame them.

Same girl go enter house demolish eba mountain.

premiumwriter i swear u are not serious
do u know who u are conversing with?

mrcock of all pple

i don laugh tire

Zelenskyy:


Twins in Edo State are known as Odion and Akhere .... Esan

Odion and Omon.... Estako

The sex don't really matter...

Odion is the name given to the First Born.

thanks

Zelenskyy:
So this Young thug in the pitch is just 33

Going by his name, this Nigga is a Twin.

I will not be surprised if the other Twin is older than him..

Congratulations Sha...

By the way, why Odion decided to wear Red.... ?

He nor see another color ... ?

Blue don finish for Market .... ?

Congratulations Jare

make he nor be like say I dey vex ....

pls explain, does odion mean twins?
what of osarodion is it d same meaning?

uunwanaobong3:
UNCONVINENCE FACTS: opta

AT THE AGE OF 21:-

Christiano Ronaldo scores; 55 goals in 233 games (0.23 goals per game ratio).

Lionel Messi scores; 80 goals in 179 games (0.47 goals per games ratio).

Erling Haaland Scores; 135 goals in 182 games (0.74 goals per games ratio)

I PRESENT TO YOU ERLING BRUTE (BRUTality) HAALAND for total and complete destruction of premier league.

and Mbappe?

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Yuneehk:


Ahn ahn.
Is this an exam? I used to watch football, not everytime though. And I've heard the name a couple of times. This isn't my first time of hearing/reading Shevchenko abeg. For your other question, I really don't know.

Good morning.

morning ma
i love u sincerity

Yuneehk:

I'm still laughing from that story.
I've read that his story again and it still gets me laughing when I read Shevchenko.


Very good father that didn't want his son to do to others what he would never want for his own daughters.

A good father indeed

but yuneehk wait o, do u watch football?

and how come u sabi shevchenko?

at which club did he rise to stardom?

pls don't google search!

@ Shevchenko, i don laugh tire