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Hotice085:
We know Tinubu don padlocked your destiny inside that black Calabash that is under his bed

Your own ti baja patapata no be today

true talk

TrumpDonald2:
Your stupidity is getting too much

no b today nah

and he no even get shame

shantti:
Imagine a poor jobless man in a face me I face u yard, whose wife sells gin in a small kiosk, giving birth to 9 girls and still not satisfied becos he is looking for a male child. The wife is currently pregnant again.

And am not joking, the man really has no job, he spends most days on a long bench listening to his radio.

aaaaaaah

Palmyra:
Babe you bad oooo RIP indeed where is our resident griller sef?

There u have dem aunty manna being tied down by the economy

Abfinest007:
That cat was sent to go and disconnect the power source but met a greater power

i know i must jam funny comment

aboyaji:


That's mannabbqgrillssss

Jumping from one thread to another

then he met his end

u see ur life?

oya do the needful with ur alternate account

AdamuKD:
Shut up
You are part of the terrorist mumu

He's the chief terrorist
4get all the prayers
that's what he is being paid for!

He's conscience is dead

Auben:
If you don't have money, just know the right people

And know what u are doing
what u want
and how to achieve them

Emu4life:
Omo, Buhari no send anybody. Him just dey dash National award anyhow. Wike fit name one Flyover after Buhari now

that's ur answer below

noskcid:
In all you do, don’t take politicians serious

Slynation:
Kayode...!! Try and get some rest, agbado will be ready in 10mins, you will need it to regain your lost strength after the neck pressing from Obi's news...

SeriouslySense:
Yes.

February what pls?

SeriouslySense:
I can cram vast amount of information.

I have the ability to believe in myself.

I have the ability to learn information with great speed.

I can conceptualize and design in my mind. I can study the effects of new parameters in my mind, I may fail, but I keep working until I discover something better.

I can create new ideas, since I can simulate stories and new ideas.

I can encourage others and make them see a better self.

I can learn any skill I want, as long as i have the desire, nothing can stop me

Lol lol

I can see the good or strength in others, I can encourage it, or seek for its multiplication

I do this too

are u a february born like me?

NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 2.
Rule 8.

pls, cry again
did u see in my quote that i said u should cry to the mod?

no shame.

Corridon:
You mean the picture where he posted himself reading January newspaper?

adetayo234:
You claim you are upright buy here you are defending a man with questionable source of wealth.

Are you upright or morally rotten?

If Buhari was a good leader, may you be blessed.

If Buhari was a bad leader, may curse never leave your life.

AMEN, BIG AMEN

, the above prayer and amen belongs to you.

oya say amen to it.

Guyman01:
I know you are going through hard times under this administration but keep pretending, even your writing tone and periodic offline situation these days proves it

I believe so too

even lizard, he no see grill again

reason 4 his absence on nairaland

he went inside thick bush in search of lizard 4 grilling purpose according to someone close to him

and i heard they are owing them some months salary, he just received his september salary

that's why he is back on duty here on nairaland

[quote author= post=117321034]U sef see am?
Rumors are carried by fools,
spread by bastards and accepted by idiots.

These are the same sets of brainwashed swines dancing all around their huts that P
Our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari died and was cloned.
Do you know some of these fools/terrorists still believe that story till today?
Bunch of low lives they are.


END OF THREAD. [/quote]Yeye man
where u run go before?
dem no pay ur monthly stipend, na so u refuse to defend ur employers

oni yeye,
shameless man

dem don pay september stipend dat is why u resume duty right?
o ti da nkan nkan mor, it will be too late for u b4 u realize

dem aunty manna
oya cry to the mod

Sequingirl:
I'm over cool with the salary sir provided he has accomdation....Half bread is better than none....It hasn't been easy for me...But I'm grateful....no giving up....Thank you so much for your effort....God bless you sir for putting us first...
I have been praying n fasting, I'm not sleeping
Kasama dupe

E sha kan ba mi fi sinu adua wipe kolohun je ki oga ile ise yen ki won tete bimi wipe awon eni ti mo so wipe mofe mu wa nko?

believe me the rest is history, i won't hesitate to contact u, i swear aside from d salary ur husband would enjoy d place, big big men dey dash d other guy money for there whenever he helps dem to wash their cars.

then salary goes for saving. dats how d security guy there do it, but he is overwhelm with task, hence, d need for another guard.

just pray make d m.d ask me on time, sorry for d long epistle, i talk a lot ma

Sequingirl:
Good morning sir, please we r still expecting your call sir...

Didn't 4get
i told d m.d dat i've seen two pple already
i'm waitin for his "let me see them" response, reason why i haven't contacted u ma and the other guy

i heard from a reliable source that the salary is 40k, i don't know if u will b cool with that
and there is free accommodation with constant light (solar inverter)

just pray about it pls, thank you.

vicfajeze:
extra odd!!!!!

how?

can u please explain?

is attaining d rank too fast at dat age or what?

please i want to learn

Elsueno:
it's not even about funding, these guys are just incompetent & unmotivated.....One of d reasons I strongly advocate merit & only qualified candidates with d zeal to be employed by security forces....Even if out numbered, if d right guys where there, they would see these terrorists b4 they get close to d facility & inflict significant casualties on them b4 retreating, Then reinforcement would have attempted to cut off & finished off d remaining ones as they try to escape

no vex, are u a military man?

lumens:




When shall the notorious Nairaland clown, one marry his beautiful BabyMama, one MadamVanessa?

Let me call Eriggs to come and answer this question

Dem aunty Manna, sorry aunty patabbqgrills no see food chop again

na why u no see dem active for nairaland all these while, don collect food chop from their mouth,

eriggs na dem aunty manna alternate account for trolling, Nlpolicewoman na their another account for arresting their family members wey still their lizard meat

SILVERLINES:


Please one of our brother is missing

For some months now [b][/b] has not been seen here on nairaland. Umu una please can we go in search of our brother.

Most of you may suggest him chop ban, no no he is nairaland mods favorite and darling daddy personal person. I rather suggest he may be trap in the forest while going in search of vultures for grills.

Please let's join hands in search of him.

Dem Aunty Manna no see food chop again

As their darling daddy has put dem in deep mess of high inflation of commodities

Info has it that, even lizard wey dem aunty patabbqgrills dey grill dey take hold body, dem no see any again from their surroundings, reason why u no see dem aunty manna for nairaland.

Houserentprob:
good evening sir, please I beg you in the name of God connect me with that job, I am very, agile, sincere and ready to work with Transparency. Pls give me the job to save my life I beg you sir.

if i see another one i will alert u to it

anytime those men ask me for live in security guard i'll let u know, so sorry abt ur situation

Offpoint1:
Alright, God bless.

Please if you see any vacancy for a cook or security, please help me with it.

I'm soliciting on behalf of a neighbor of mine, he's an elderly man in his 50s.
He used to to work for a foreigner as a cook, they relocate back to their country like 4 months ago and my neighbor has been jobless since then.

He seems not to have anyone, i've been supporting him provisionally and financially.

I've been trying to secure him a job, either cook or security.

Please if there's any, help.

Alright sir,
I'll keep that in mind

Offpoint1:
Boss abeg consider that married man, abeg I felt bad for the wife... E no easy to be jobless as a married man.

I'm waiting for the man's (security seeker) response at the end of this month.

usually he needs 2 pple, one in his hospital and one at his residence.

i told him av seen 2 pple already, i'm just expecting him to say i should come with them.

only then i can now contact d the married man and one other guy like dat that i copied his number, that's my plan.

Sequingirl:
Pls I don't knoywhy I can't drop a correct email....He said he can't drop his number for security reasons.... ladim388 @ Gmail . Com
Hubby is a good cook.... I don't mind him staying off for 6 months, provided he has a job n we can manage..... Pls sir consider us... He his a silent nairalander.... I'm d registered one.....
09....

the numbr has been copied, pls remove it

beleanlabels:
I am a student and experienced.
Kindly contact me on WhatsApp/Call:081....

i copied it already, rmove it, i cant promise u d job but u will definitely reach out to u if another one pop up

this ibeju lekki is occupied by some silent rich man who are in need of pple to work 4 dem either as errand person or sec. guard dat can also do some house chore 4 dem, but trust me most of dem appreciate ur effort if u are hardworking.

should another person contact me i will pick u, i already know who i want to pick 4 dis job on dis particular thread

olamilekan1715:
hello sir please drop ur number i'm really intrested in the work i have exprience during my nd when schooling and working but d pay is low and i just visted my brother in lagos please help me with the job . 081..... that my number sir

bros lekan e yor number yin kuro, mo ti copy e

Sequingirl:
Pls for security reasons.... You can reach him via his email graciousgrace23 . @ Gmail.com
Pls sir like I said, he can do d job sir
And My hubby is a good cook

i understand ma

Das1mama:
okay sir,

remove ur number, av copied it

sammyonal:
very much interested sir, how can i get in touch.

where are u based?