Freshtruth:
Reno omokri Monika in nairaland is kenzysmith I got to know this 3years ago I was shock
While tonto dike moniker is orohbiro

Abeg stop trolling jor

Kenzy wey dey seek advice on how to leave brothel?

Na him be dino handle, just dey play

Leoniine:


Really? Maybe I should go first and place the curses on you by the vagina that gave birth to you:

Evil will follow you all of your life.

You will face destruction and calamities in every way you turn.

You will find sadness on the right, pains on the left, and blocked roads all around you.

May strange sicknesses befall you and plague you until you dry up, and drop dead. Your family will spend and spend and run helter-skelter over you, but they will not find a solution.

All of the people that conspired to make you a reality will never know peace for the rest of their lives.

Everyday you wake up, you will hear a news of doom.

Every single business you ever start up or will begin henceforth will go up in flames. Friends will desert you. The heavens will forsake you, you will pray for the ground to swallow you up, but it will reject you.


You will forever live a miserable existence henceforth, and death will show no mercy to you.

Epe Yi poju!

Lamanii22:



Back to sender

O dabi wipe family e ni Tinubu abi?

Olohun ma je ki Eleya meya (tribalism) pa gbogbo yin.

KanwuliaExtra:
He will not be alive before then. . .

If anything happen to Bala bulu
My hand no dey o

Na you and dem manna Dem go charge to court

Na you pray make baba bulu no see light of the day

Na Dem aunty manna grill Bala bulu meat for nairaland urchin to chop

riverbird:


AMEN

Na Riverbend distribute the meat for nairaland agbado munchers to feast on

BItt:


it feels like that when huge money FIRST enter. But if i may say, do you understand the reason why we work and earn salary ? We work so that we will be able to SAVE and maybe start your own business.

A man is not meant to dwell on salary for long.
Dont blow the money bro, but its still your money and your choice

Long live the wise

NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 2

I know you will go your mumu way

Oga Ade, all the mods have left you in your delusional view point of life

Nobody takes you serious anymore.

Terrorist.

Okiton:
na God go punish you

Amen
And Big Amen

And it will reflect in reality

thaoriginator:
wtf whaat! My greenlight dem no go see again.


Where I want see flight money? 😪

SandyLOVE08:
Chai..... See Joy.


Free and Fair election Tinubu wouldn't get more than 10% in Lagos.


He build Lagos.

Where are all those CORNfused vagabonds that said Peter Obi is social media president come and defend this

I was just laughing

Now I know that online stuff needs to be taken seriously

Owaincouncil:
Thank you all for your counsel, advice and support.
I got to my polling unit safe and sound with my bicycle.
I took costain to oyingbo to Otto to idumota and I'm not at my polling unit at kakawa.
People were just going about there normal activities. Some were selling foods, drinks etc.
I saw a police officer at oyingbo and ask him if I can continue when I told him my mission, he said I should go.

First thing I noticed from costain to island is that all the police I met on the road, non is with anything. Either riffle, pistol, tear gas or even stick. In fact, some of them (I suspect) put mufti cloth inside the Suttle bag they carry.

But on island, from idumota to oluwole to tinubu to kakawa and even Css bookshop, there are heavy presence of military officers with various ammunition.


Thank God I'm not wasting this my one vote. Its for PO

Bad guy

Jalinspy:
Welcome development. They should also look into tinubu and his urchins like Ihordspy, Moh247, Batified2023, seunmsg, etc because they all feed on drugs . Some lashes koboko and frog jump will reset their demented brains. Do anyhow in lagos dis election time and collect wotowoto .
Obi/Datti is a goal

Where u put ?

Felabrity:
Rare photo of Yarimo and exchanging blows

Dem aunty manna don get penis

I been think say Dem manna na madam ni o according to eriggs (Dem manna) alternate account

Dem manna dey exchange blow with yarimo onto say yarimo pour away aunty manna bbq meat for gutter 😄😀😁😁

Pells1:

You and Shalommy, Amen😂😂😂

God abeg o 🙏🙏🙏

Pells1:

Lol u wanna wife a Fulani druggie like Candidlady

You and jeon, Amen.

Pells1:

Lol u wanna wife a Fulani druggie like Candidlady

Me and goodlady, amen.

NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 8.
Rule 2.

I'll quote u later small boy

Mitsurugi:



From where did this one crawl out from? Come let me give you cash 😂😂😂

Like say u know my mind

Na money I wan give the yeye bbqgriller

Hunger don wire am, he go hide for some where

Angelfrost:
Sigh... 8 years down the drain!

Imagine where Nigeria would be now if y'all had elected an upright, intelligent, and futuristic person as president 8 years ago!

Just imagine it!

Sadly, many are still prepared to throw another 8 years away into the pit come Saturday!

is one of them

As I talk to you now, the boy is very broke,

Last time he posted,

He posted something like sacrifice that he wanted to eat,

Now he's confused, he doesn't know whom to support, be it Buhari or Tinubu.

Just watch the of a useless guy, he will soon cry to the moderators for help.

obiekunie01:


this is called an observation NOT a direct comment and has nothing to do with me or the person in question!

go school you refuse! if i call you ODE now u will starter callin everybody including buhari, atiku, timubu and seun!

Person wey no get sense

The thing pain am, he use one his numerous accounts (eriggs) to respond

He even dey curse pple

SaiOba:
I still dey suspect that vulture of a guy wey dey NL here.. everyday Na for the thief, one day, one day, the owner of the house 🏠 go catch the thief..
I have not seen his post in recent days, I sure say ground don dey pursue am😂

is confused right now

He doesn't know whom to support, be it Tinubu or Buhari.

uniqueuser:
I have never used a 512mb ram phone sha.

But i remember my dad old PC with 200 ish- mb ram(i think it was 256mb) on windows xp. That PC taught me patience as a virtue.

I used and athlon system with 512 ram
I always hear "please wait while ur transaction is processing"

I almost died of heart attack while exercising patience

Mille:


It's not 600, it is now 150.
All these stupid people. Have you ever even touched dollar in your life not to talk of even exchanging it?

Same USD I sold yesterday for 765.

pple wey get bad mouth plenty for nairaland and u are one of them

SmartPolician:
If any urchin wants to foment troubles or run away with the ballot boxes, please shoot at sight! 😡😡😡

Abeg, u help me see Dem aunty ?

Sorry, I mean to say Dem brother ?

Zarzah:
While eating a plate of gazelle gagaraga, I saw this on the news, Sharply nobody told me to go and deposit my money in the bank hall different from bulaba......



This Nigeria vs Nigeria match is really interesting.

Even the Nairaland resident urchins are distancing themselves from Buhari......

To be an Urchin this period is not easy, imagine waking up every morning and you have to choose between Buhari and Tinubu.

No be small thing o

Na I feel for the most!

davidl7:
People left d stage becos the ceremony was in Abuja, Nigeria.

Yaya Toure was too good to come second to Mikel.

I like Mikel too but I remember that year. I was nt surprise that Toure won it.

Where do you compare Mikel to Yaya Toure, Freekick, attack, defence, assist?

Yaya Toure could play as no. 4, 5, 6, 8, 10!

Please there was no basis for comparison.

There has always been politics in African football, but Yaya deserved it.

I liked Mikel too, but this that you said,
was absolutely the truth.

Eriggs:
himself know say dem no born am well to mention dem MANNA.
Him go collect. I trust aunty MANNA, both of una go collect sharp sharp

We know you won't stop this ur stupidity.

because it's in-built, it's part of you

I repeat, no one wey no know say u dey stupid.

Using alternate accounts to quote yourself and responding to other pple.

Meanwhile, u are still the same yeye with this useless eriggs account, Nlpolicewoman e.t.c

I never see person wey mumu pass u for this nairaland.

The day u registered for nairaland was when nairaland lost his sanity.

U are bad luck to this once great forum, but now ur likes have rendered it useless with ur one and only idiocy.

Spuggie:
Tinubu call your urchins to order

In the voice of that useless nairaland resident Vulture griller, safe to say, Buhari is our darling daddy.

Please call him as he is;
[b][/b] a boy that sees evil and call it good

a boy who calls insanity a sanity

May God handle his life the way Buhari is handling Nigeria economy, Amen.

Neduzze5:
Use it within Lagos.

I'm sure no banks will accept them because banks are under the purview and authority of the CBN.

If you like, close all banks. Na still Una go suffer am. The President's decision is final.

No political jagabans, drug pushers and Dubai landlords will be allowed to buy votes this time around.

I've attached the list of banks where you can go and deposit your old naira notes after close of business today.

So sorry boss, I had to copy those Banks to show agbado munchers in my area

kereman1:
E u just do mistake make them see u outside, my brother forget it.

He's gone.

OTILO.

Jeon:

So funny.
They are tired of living in the savanna.

Fuel scarcity and cashless policy affected them, hence the need to visit the city