Ridiculous Break-up Reasons

Can you beat this: because you're just too caring

my mama said so

Yea lol, i remember one of my friends who's boyfriend said he was breaking up with her because she was too good a person for him. . i couldn't stop laughing at the joke of a guy, i was heart-broken for my friend ofcourse!!

oge4real:

my mama said so

Good grief

You're bringing a lot of attention to me. . . .

"You don't use the mouth".

I swear,some Indian immigrant broke up with his wife because he found someone,in the US, who "uses the mouth" and the wife doesn't.

I-man:

"You don't use the mouth".

I swear,some Indian immigrant broke up with his wife because he found someone,in the US, who "uses the mouth" and the wife doesn't.

U r very boring

check this


you're too good for me. I don't deserve you.

_{*five mins later*}

I don't know how to be sophisticated or drive like you do. _{when i heard this i almost farted cos i was trying to keep a strait face}

You are an OSU

u want 2 kill me wit sex

Ma parents want me to marry 4rm ma town

1) "ur too busy with your job" (where does she think i get the money for the countless recharge cards?)

2) "i asked you to send me money for "something impt" (they never tell u wot it is), and u ignored me" (meanwhile the guy is broke as a piece of wood)

3) u dont know how to love a lady (6 mths down the line)

Bobo Gee:

1) "your too busy with your job" (where does she think i get the money for the countless recharge cards?)

2) "i asked you to send me money for "something impt" (they never tell u wot it is), and u ignored me" (meanwhile the guy is broke as a piece of wood)

3) u don't know how to love a lady (6 mths down the line)

Can you beat this?
'My friends said you are ugly'

You didn't buy me a gift from Nigeria!

you choking me and i need my privacy

Pretty much happened to me.

"You're to nice, perfect caring, I've never had anyone treat me like that. You're too perfect it's creeping me out, I don't like it."

that was what she said.

You guys are too many in your family.

It just happened 

it just happened . . . . .
i cheated on him. . . . .i tripped, fell and landed on a guy's pecker.

lol, because u 2 good in bed, am intimidated

because you are thefirst born of your family

"I think it can happen between us. . . . . . guess I've got the eye for your mum (saying it with guilt and pain)"

Am now bornagain

@deflick-
ALMOST DEAD WITH LAUGHTER!!!

4) my mum says she's from the same village as you, so, we are related

5) i got visa lottery