our spirit doesnt gel

we dont go to the same church

u always put your family first b4 your relationship

we are age mates

U have entered school and i am still at home; you are studying a four year course and am still going in for a five!!! So it just cant work, so lets be friends

your ass is too big;

i never really loved u, only agreed to go out with u because of ur mother

You are 2years younger than me{after 5yrs of dating}
you are too stingy
you are not my type{just dey manage u since}
You are too small for me

Its not about u. I just need time to clear my head. I still love u though. 

am more into your cousin!

ur too good for me, ur too nice, ur too much wife material and im not ready to settle down yet and don't worry in a few years time when i am ready to get married, i hope you'll be ready for me cos then, i'll come lookin for you. ssssoooooooooooooooooo[sub][/sub]then came the age-old line,

lets just be friends.

how crazy is that

i no like you again, abi na by force

waoh! been laughing ma ribs out at everyone's response

Uzzyan:

You have entered school and i am still at home; you are studying a four year course and am still going in for a five!!! So it just can't work, so lets be friends

hope it didn't happen to you.

@post
1. you're too skinny, no flesh, you don't eat and me i love phat, plump thick-madams

2. you talk too much and you have a loud voice.

3. you are taller than i am

No Explanation,

give me some space

I need a break

I cant continue ( Why?,nothing, what happen?Nothing, have I wrong you? not at all, I have no reason)

-You got fat
-Your stomach is too big
-You are the only one that never sees how intelligent I am, so it won't work.

someboyfriend did it to me. Said i was too faithful for his liking and after having his fun elsewhere, he came back begging but it was late

@ Poster

You are nice and attractive, but you are too gentle so I think I can't continue with this relationship.

i have a problem you cant solve
we dont have that chemistry ^{as if na school una dey}
you've changed

cant just explain, guess we should just break up, alas, pls dont call my number again,bye

LMAO     to u all,


Are these for real though?

Nyways  my flatmate dissed her guy because she couldnt hold a decent conversation with him.

Hear her " he is not a professional"   na wa o!!!

this is not working and we both know it.

What is wrong with this excuse?
I used it with my ex.

Nihil-ce-M:

What is wrong with this excuse?
I used it with my ex.

you ask what's wrong? well for one, now she is your "ex"

i've found somebody better. . .

Carlosein:

you ask what's wrong? well for one, now she is your "ex"

To avoid being mistaken for a man I have decided to show my sex.

Although I was enjoying my sexlessness.

your blood group does not match mine

"you always allow me to ask for money before yuo give me"

but she did not complain that she has been denied once, since she has been asking.

magun(thunderbolt) dey your body.

i just found out that i may be gay

You dont like helping me with house chores and u dont want me to feel ur body when u come around { the guy}

I'm going back to my wife!

I think we arent meant for each other in the 1st place,