ok, try these;

- my pastor said we are not meant for each other
- you remind me of my ex alot!

There is a prophecy i recieved from my pastor
and he said i should be careful with black babes especially
those from the eastern part of the country, so u can see that
our relationship will not work bcus u are black and u are from
the eastern part of the country(after five years of courting).

Becos u no gree give me "pomo"

U dont always wash ur feet before SLEEPIN

try this though it's true!!!!



i need someone who can give me 1 billion naira so i wont be sacked

LMAO at u couldnt use your tongue now thats ridiculous

Our spirits clash.

You are too beautiful and my mother says u are an ogbanje / have a spiritual husband

a guy:

Ur parents are still alive,

and too many youngies,

Ur dog dosent like me

your lion doesnt like me

u dnt call me regularly so obviously u dnt wnt 2 av anytin 2 do wit me.

u ignore me in front of oda pple.

u dnt show me hw much u luv me.

u rarely tell me u luv me.

u r a virgin

try this ones for size

1) u remind me of my ex
2) u can't satisfy me
3)my dad says u are too proud

and all time classic

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]5) ur ass is too small, i have nothin to grip [/font]


what d heck does a guy needs ass for?

i called n a girl picked

am a morning person and you are not

most of the replies got me LMAO.

especially because i just turned born again. what a lame excuse.

u re nt a virgin nd where i come frm evry woman must b a virgin wen she gets married.

I just want to check if we are really meant for each other,because it is said that if you let your love go and it comes back then it is really yours.

1 Just got a VISA to study abroad and don't know when i will be back and beside hmmm dont know tomorrow.

2 My mama no like you.

3 My parent want someone from our village.

you are so handsome that you'd get girls swarming all around you

your level in comunication english was not very gbadun enuf to facilitation mushual understand.
ur thing too wide
ur boobs don obey gravity three much
ur kitten needs fumigation
ur phone fine pas my own

and my personal all time favourite;

u never complain, giv me too much sex and are always wakin me up with a blow-jay

Started this r/ship cos i wanted money from u but u've suceeded in emptying all my bank accounts

There4 we're both gold diggers but you were smarter

we cant continue,we are simply not meant for each other.
this relationship is not taking us anywhere ,so lets just be friends.
i always have bad dreams whenever i sleep with you.
my parents just dont like you and so do my siblings.
this is not working and we both know it.

I just don't LOVE u any longer. WTF!!!

u cum 3fast

I need time to pray about us

This one happened recently a man said to his fiancee.

I had a dream where you were making love to another man,the dream was so vivid and my dreams come true"

meanwhile the girl was already pregnant with his baby.
How sad

I can't be with you because we are unequally yoked.

You r a virgin and i find it difficult to do

no reason, lets just break up,

1.) Because I've never beendumped and I feel you will beat me to it if I don't do it first.

2.) I just realized I might be gay

3.) I t hurts me more than it hurts you, but there is another.

4.) Just don't have time for you and I don't want you to realize it when its too late.