₦airaland Forum

danniekute: Keshi should just go and this team disbanded.i dnt care wot d outcome of ds match wil be.patternless team.tufiakwa!

Armchair critic, you no sabi play ball?

Amaechi5: can't believe that our nigerian tv stations arent showing this match including NTA and my DSTV got xpired yesterday

Recharge your NTA card.

executinal: I never like this Echiejele game for one day

The guy no like your game also, na 1-1

sweetcheecks: Did not know the last time Nigeria won CAF was in 1982. Sooo wtf is every one on about?

New record for all.
May the best team win. All the best Super Eagles and Ethopia. !!!!

1994, you toddler

Kaxmytex: X will d automatic qualification of burkinabes and d zambians....which means dat 9ja go book dere nxt flight 2 9ja 2mao...d ethiopians go fynd okada wey go carry dem go dere coun3 in order 2 continue wit dere hunting....

N.B...Ethiopia fit qualify if only dem beat 9ja 5-0... Do u fink dem fit defeat naija wif such a wide margin?..

Book flight to which naija? If them lose that match make them just go on exile .......

Oga, with your depth of knowledge in this field you are the most competent to answer my novice questions;

1. Is it possible to get a Toyota Sienna 2004/2005 with 4 cylinder engine?
2. How is the fuel consumption of Nissan Pathfinder 2005/2006 as against the Toyota Sienna abaove?

You can see, as a poor man I have to think of ability to maintain the ride before I think of ability to buy it

Some women connive with the pastors to defraud their husbands!

Without veryfying if this newsgroup exists,
without asking for a link to the story,
without ascertaining whether the chime truly granted the interview,
without checking if the OP was pressing your emotional buttons,

You all have started having premature ejaculatio.ns and fevrish palpitations, joblessness no good o!

Nasri100: You posted this to mock christians....so sure about that..

Maybe, but it happens.

saved: Another cooked-up story to tarnish and mud-sling christians and their leaders. Continue to bash them on NL and tweeter like El rufai but, please DO NOT SPILL their BLOOD. Thanks.

If you think these kinds of things dont happen daily, you are very ignorant.

macfarland: The best help I can give you is to call the General Overseer of OMEGA POWER MINISTRY, Port Harcourt on the phone. He will say a simple prayer on the phone and the whole situation will be over. Just keep trying his number 24hrs of the day and he will answer you by himself. His private phone number is 08033385271

How much for the simple prayer?

baby_123: It is best you stop your wife from attending that church. The pastor did not see a vision, he was told what happened. Visions are things that have not happened. More than likely your wife told a church member about her issue, and the church member told the pastor. This is a criminal enterprise working hard to defraud your whole family. Do not join that church, do not let your wife or family go back there. Understand that life has its ups and downs. There is no one behind your downs in life. Being down in life is part of life. Pray and work hard, if you believe in God, you yourself are a "man of God". Tell the man to find another story or a new maga. This is a very commom scam.

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Stop which woman? The woman who is now hooked like a fish and will physically fight the husband if he does not pay up. The woman is now hooked, till her eyes clears, she will believe the prayer is the most important thing in this world.

Thank you for praising the actions of our heroic military powers and the forward thinkinggovernment officials. We are going there to kick real azz!

GARRI (x7):
They denied his ill-health, saying he's on "accumulated leave"...

Do you have any real facts to prove he is not on accumulated leave?

Negro_Ntns: when he what? he cannot return to that seat......he is vacated that position forever.

I am suspecting your position on the issue of this governor, you may know more than what you are telling us?

GARRI (x7):
His Aides have been lying all over the place.

That's morally wrong!!! Hope he fires them when he returns....

Can you prove his aides are lying?

mej67: Now the bubble is burst, and the whole country now know the true cause of unduly long sojourn in foreign land, can the wife please join him there asap to support him and facilitate his quick healing instead of her staying back in Enugu just to 'maintain'.

We've always known that the so called accummulated vacation Chime proceeded on without his wife or children accompanying him is out of whack. We pray it does not bbecome a one-way journey

Do you have any facts to reveal to us about the true condition of that governor, or are you basing your points on internet gossip?

Truckpusher: To put food on their table doesn't necessarily mean just the food we eat,but essentials needed for human survival and comfort

@Truckpusher, I have a lot of rubbish to throw away from my house, I hope you will pack it for N50?

flinspiero: It is only in nigeria u wil see a man in a public forum quoting everybody

It is only in Nigeria you see the guilty getting angry.

raycomray: Its in Nigeria, Warri to be precise that a girl having a BB Bold5 died because of untreated Malaria and Typhoid disease. Her parents could not raise the initial deposit of 10k required for the hospital to start treatment. She died

Its only in Nigeria a guy will buy BB bold5 for a girl just to bleep her once, but will refuse to treat her for common malaria afterwards.

flinspiero: It is only in nigeria people dislike prostitution bt secretly visit them at night...lol

And you sing their praises in the day time

temhab: A place where u support outside country football club but didn't know d name of your state's keeper A

If my state team cannot play good football, I will watch foreign. Abi na by force to watch Kano pillars break bottle for referee head and stop the match every 10 minutes to argue with the officials in a bald pitch not fit to hunt squirrels!

hemama: its only in nigeria or rather africa that you will be afraid of going to your village to avoid being poisoned by your relatives because you bought a new car

Na lie, your stinginess won't allow you spend money for your relatives so you claim they want to poison you, wetin them go use your corpse do sef?

Kslib: Only in Nigeria,our girls go dey use fake accent just to sound oyinboish.. Na so i see one the other day dey use german accent dey hawk gala for high-way.. Dis girls ehn

Its good, before you use spanish accent to confuse her into your bed.

tha_originator: A place where some girls will claim virgins even thou their kpomo don slack finish

The fact is that if you never phuck am, she bi virgin. Until you climb her and release your load right inside her deepest hole, she is a virgin for sure.

flinspiero: Na only for naija ashawo dey bear runs gal.
Na only for naija person wey no get shoe fit become president.
Na only for naija ashawo dey fuc..k for #100

You like ashawo too much

Kslib: So you mean say,if americans begin curse the country while the government keeps working to make the country better,the country will not be better abi??
So if Nigerian government decide to be serious for once and start installing the neccessary infrastructures needed to give us 24hrs electricity,we will still be without light cos we ere cursing the country abi.. Nigerians do not abuse the country,they abuse the people incharge of the country.. So you mean say if all the insults stop,we go get 24hrs electricity,good roads,ordinary clean water,corruption free. justice for the victimised and our educational system go automatically behave... Wow!!!! So the solution to our problem is this simple.. Truckpusher,i swear you be genius.. You see,na genius like you suppose dey rule this country but over-employment wey yanfu yanfu everywhere don make you be TRUCKPUSHER.. I weep!!!!

He means that the citizens curse the country while doing nothing good to change it. Sometimes the people that curse are worse thieves than the leaders. Kettle calling pot black!

Chimeluv: poor naija guyz wear expensive attire, using expensive phones, driving borrowed cars, yet no visible source of income.

How you take sabi them no get means of income? Abi na jealousy dey worry you?

elampiro: It's a poor mentality.

Sharaap! Nigerians aren't poor!

enugunews: Was a witness the commissioner called a meeting of cab operators and the cab operator stood up 2 express his view maybe what he said didn't go down well with the commissioner and he got up and slaped the cab operator.

He should have slapped him right back, or called the police if he wanted to go legal on it. And you, why did you not arrange picture for the moment sef? You missed the opportunity to make good money.

ebamma: its very bad that the mods are banning nairalanders and hiding their post just because they are saying their minds,
just for saying our biafrans brothers have done it again when i saw a topic about an igbo drug peddler my post was hidden and i was banned for two days.
The internet is supposed to be a place of no inhibitions, we should be allowed to say our minds without feigning any politeness,stop hiding our posts and banning us for saying our minds,the internet should be a platform for us to say what we sometimes may not be able to say offline.
Stop censoring our words,we have a freedom of speech which is enshrined in the nigerian constitution,as far as am not committing libel i and every other nairalander has a right to voice our opinions

You have freedom of speech in the constitution bla bla bla.....
This is not the Nigerian house of assembly!