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Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Meritjoshua(m): 10:51pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Kingjbase:swears. She even seized my dick. It's a long story |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 11:20pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
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Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 11:42pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Swiftgrp: 12:06am On Oct 12, 2023 |
KnowledgePower7: |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Nobody: 2:07am On Oct 12, 2023 |
DonroxyII: I love the dude writing style though. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 3:34am On Oct 12, 2023 |
Meritjoshua:This bitches have stinky breaths imagine kissing a bitch and they next thing you know you Begin to develop mouth ulcers |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 4:22am On Oct 12, 2023 |
4KNGOATS: The question is why are you fantasizing about kissing dogs when you are a human being? You function within the level you associate with. If you rate woman as bitches, you must definitely be a dog. Sorrows about the mouth ulcers.must suck to be you. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Encyclopedia1: 6:08am On Oct 12, 2023 |
AH!!!! She was practically accumulating all her saliva and gushing it down my throat. It was disgusting. That was the last time she saw me. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by MySolace: 6:12am On Oct 12, 2023 |
KnowledgePower7:Lol... @ur last paragraph. U really see kissing a gal as a leverage?? Like, sth to brag wit or oppress ur village people? |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Marynwachukwu21(f): 7:06am On Oct 12, 2023 |
I can't laugh less |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Couragejay: 7:33am On Oct 12, 2023 |
NACE13:omo this one funny me die π π π π π πππ |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Smithwilliams826: 8:08am On Oct 12, 2023 |
Meritjoshua: |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Meritjoshua(m): 8:20am On Oct 12, 2023 |
Lucystarr:so you just allow a man hit the G spot without kissing and romancing you? |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Jesterinjay: 8:32am On Oct 12, 2023 |
Gofwane:abeg no put this thing for my mind |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 8:41am On Oct 12, 2023 |
bitingcool:I site you Fkn dog mama |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by NACE13: 8:44am On Oct 12, 2023 |
Couragejay: I guess She was trying to re-act how oyinbos do it in their movies but she no sabi am at all. Na so out teeth just dey clash like bottle. When she said my mouth tasted like grape, she wasn't smiling, so I'm guessing she meant sour grape. I'm even thinking about switching to a toothpaste that has lemon flavour. I no wan hear story when next she visits |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by DonroxyII: 12:17pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
Skyview01:.. Why u no go like am |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by narite: 1:17pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
Gofwane:You are not alone bro. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by DyingFetus: 1:25pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
What of guys like me way never kiss??π |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 1:47pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
4KNGOATS: ehh yahhh. an uncouth degenerate sub human with mental and mouth ulcers. my condolences |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Weretuntun: 1:47pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
[quote author=Rikze post=126339282] There was this girl in the neighborhood whom I didn't know was crushing on me. This very day she came to the compound and met my cousin (male) and I playing Ludo, she asked to join us to which we agreed. As the game went on, she asked me to go get her water to drink. Which I did. As I walked into the room to get the water, she came into the passage to wait for me. When I got there and gave her the water and immediately she finished drinking it and handing me the cup, I turned to leave, she grabbed me and gave me a deep kiss. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Gofwane(m): 3:19pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
Jesterinjay:No mind me brotherly you shouldn't rule out the possibility of a few decent ones. But wetin my Koro Koro eyes don see ehn, too many shii girls dey do with their mouth. Some even go to Dubai to do potty (Arab men poo in their mouth for a fee). |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Jesterinjay: 5:06pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
Gofwane:u still dey put am π«π« |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
bitingcool:Useless fkn goat fka |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by 4KNGOATS(m): 8:11pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
bitingcool:You're one hellhole Beasty bastardzzz now I don't doubt you have a stinky death breathe with your rotten unhealthy tooth. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
DonroxyII: Calm down brotherly. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by bitingcool: 8:41pm On Oct 12, 2023 |
4KNGOATS: e pain am. an uncouth degenerate sub human with mental and mouth ulcers |
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