NACE13:
This one happened last year. I brushed after having breakfast, so my neighbour's little sister came around and we gisted for few minutes before I teased her. We locked lips passionately but something was off; She was trying to do it like those foreign moves where both actors rush each other in a hot moment. She was doing the wrong thing at the right time. I was stylishly using my lips to slow her's down. Then I slightly opened my eyes only to see hers wide open and I was like "Do people kiss passionately with their eyes wide open?" It was not working for me so I went second base on her before we were interrupted by a phone call.

After the call, she asked me what I ate before she came, and I asked her why the question and she said my mouth tasted like grape. I don't know if that's a compliment or polite insult After that incident, I changed to Colgate toothpaste.

In the end, we both didn't enjoy each other's lips as imagined.

Interesting. Be like na closeup you been dey use.

When you meet a girl that sell/lick orange so much, you'll know what kiss is all about, especially those fulani girls.

I no dey kiss

Nothing is more grouse than kissing adolescents and teenagers who haven't learnt to take care of themselves. I had my first kiss at 21 and it was with a girl aged 19 who had found her way around kissing, not some smallie with no kissing experience, nice feeling. Bottom line, focus on what's important, schooling and building your mental & financial capacity. You have all the time in the world to take models on dates and bury your what have you in their what have they.

Meritjoshua:
even the lower region stink. I remember a girl i fingerèd, my finger was smelling like a rotten fish. It was a huge turn of for me. t

This same thing happened to me in my secondary school days after fingering this girl I run to the class my friends Started asking me if I used the toilet without cleaning my hands well 😜😜😜...

I don't really like kiss because I don't know how hygienic a girl is, I do took time to brush my teeth after the first one I still have to apply other pest ... Some ladies are having serious problem with mouth odour ...

I don't like kiss and
I don't like doing doggy at daytime
I don't like suck breast at night because of dirty bra .

Hausa:
Interesting. Be like na closeup you been dey use.

No, not closeup. It's a herbal variety of a popular toothpaste brand though.

Lol. One and only one...

Undergrad days..No thanks to years of porn consumption, the major physical feature I like in women na ass..as in Nicki Minaj huge (all the women I have been with have madt booty).

So I saw this girl, figure 8 toh badt, her booty na onion bigger than my girl's own at the time, book-smart too. Only problem was she had really bad dentition...like some really ugly ass teeth, but the booty kept prodding me on. By the end of the week, she follow me go my off-campus hostel. The plan was simple..kiss her forehead, neck, get into the blouse, loosen everything up and then tear pant...but AVOID the lips. All was going according to plan, blouse was off, laid her on the bed to take off the jeans, afi bi baby yi who was super turned on already, grabbed my head and gave me full throttle kiss, with tongue o....

I jus weak, but couldn't be mean to her so just eased out of the kiss...na so saliva begin store for my mouth o. I came up with an excuse, say make we reschedule the knacks cos my roommate fit come anytime but he go go house for weekend. All the while my mouth was welling with saliva, I go codedly spit am out, e go pile up again...most of what she was saying while I was seeing her off I was just nodding cos mouth don full with spit...as I see one of my fellow guy for hostel heading home, as we greet and I saw small opportunity say she no dey look I just quick spit the saliva wey don full my mouth. I sha dispersed the girl, went back to the hostel to aggressively brush my teeth with Dabur herbal toothpaste (back when it was still quality and bitter) while all the fellas were having a laugh, the guy don gist them before my return. That girl holds the record for most missed calls ever logged on my phone over the course of that weekend..over 500! We eventually ran into each other again a couple of months later, and after giving her some lamba, we eventually went to her hostel, where I split her differential without any kissing.

The end!

Someone almost swallowed my tongue.. LOL

I hate remembering that unfortunate day, so disgusting.

This fat lady was giving me green light and I decided to loosen up and knack her make e nor be as if I too dey form......She grabbed me immediately and started kissing me as if it would be her last kiss on earth. As soon as we disengaged I noticed my lips were kinda sticky and with a weird smell. I didn't see any sign of lipsticks on her so I wondered where the sticky stuff came out from.

She was already dripping wet and might kill me if I don't fvck da hell outta her. .......I went straight to business and avoided further kissing.

Meritjoshua:
Mine was with a girl with big lips. She was my classmate. It happned in 2016 inside the school hall.

I didn't know the girl was a novice she didn't know how to kiss. She ended up biting my lips

😄😄😄😄

My first real kiss...

After reading together, it was around 8 pm. That side of the campus was always deserted at night... A security man had come earlier and told us to switch off the lights when we want to go since we were the only people remaining in that hall. He reminded us too that we were the only people in that whole block.

Now we were done with reading and we switched off the lights, but we had ulterior motives. Holding her by the waist (we both expected it), I rushed her lips like a hungry lion...

I was older than her with 5 years, but she was a thousand years more experienced than me. Although she had a boyfriend, she felt she needed to "blend" this naive virgin boy. I wasn't new in high institution; I had completed my NCE and was already in the second year of my degree...

Now I held her lower lip in-between my lips. I kept sucking and licking one particular spot on her lips for as long as "we" both enjoyed it till we were tired and disengaged.

The following day she had a swollen reddish lip. She told her boyfriend that she hit her face on something at night. That was the beginning of my kissing expedition. Today, kiss is the only thing that makes me happy

I kiss this girl back then, each time I fart, it smells like the girl's breath even my poo too

KnowledgePower7:
Omo there was this babe that I kissed at my friends birthday party based on truth or dare. She was so impressed with my kissing skills that she told her bestie that I'm a very good kisser. That her bestie sef sexy pass her

After a couple mins go by as I don move on dey with my niggas dey gist then this same chick just come tap me say she wan see me. We come go balcony then she no waste time we begin small talk then kiss again.

This time it was more hotter and sloppy with tongues . Omo she got so honry

Then her bestie come open the balcony door and me and the girl codedly act like say nothing happened. Her bestie look me come smile ike say she catch us..she know wetin be dey sup.

The girl now excuses herself and goes back to the party. Next thing I know, that her bestie comes back to the balcony, close the door and tells me that she heard I'm a great kisser...
I laugh...she no waste time she go straight to the point
Omo naso I kiss her bestie
Lord have mercy!!! Her bestie Sabi kiss I swear my prick wan burst out my jeans...
This girl tongue was long, clean, sloppy juicy and thick😋

Brooo, the other girl then came back open balcony door and saw her bestie kissing with me. I codedly act like say nothing happened.
Although I can see her face looking angry
She then called her bestie that their taxi is waiting outside

Shame no even gree me collect their numbers
Omo as the 2 girls comot, next thing I saw from the balcony both of them arguing and yelling at each other downstairs because of me..

I have more kiss experience and trust me if you kiss a girl good. Her pussy will be all wet and ready for some warm penetration.


Edit:

I understand why people will find it hard to believe my story. They say it's fiction it's not real, it's a movie..
Just because your life is boring as hell
And you haven't had luck with women
Doesn't mean my own life should be boring.

I no blame una...infact I pity una

My senior colleague, no mind them. Na pepper body dey worry Dem. I believe you die!
You na legend for KISSING.
I remember when I dey win award for KISSING, anywhere i go, ladies go dey Hala say👇
Na you we know, We Love You!
The outpour of emotion then dey make me weak for my knees, all because say I dey "Kiss their souls away".
E get one particular gal that year, I kiss am sote she begin cry, I ask am wetin happen , she say " E dey sweet am reach down under".

If I've made you laugh out your sorrow away today, abeg check my siggy🙏. Help my ministry grow.

Meritjoshua:
Mine was with a girl with big lips. She was my classmate. It happned in 2016 inside the school hall.

I didn't know the girl was a novice she didn't know how to kiss. She ended up biting my lips

your papa dey house dey think of survival. You dey ask foolish irrelevant
Questions

Mine was one of my Churchy Ex , girl got a new position in her school fellowship and banned me from taking anything alcohol .

Back then my favourite brand was Action bitters , whenever I take it , boom , madam don show , once we kiss , she go begin frown and chastise me for taking shayo .

Later , when she's coming and I have taken shekpe , I will be rushing around to brush teeth and tongue ,, chew numerous Tom Toms , get she will still detect the smell of Action bitters .

Last last , we had to break up , I couldn't keep up trying to meet up with anyone's standard .

Girlfriend was drinking water. We started kissing thinking she was done driking. Playfully she transferred the water stored in her mouth to my mouth. Disgusting!
I loved her and we just laughed it off.

She just love kissing me whenever we're together says my mouth taste like banana syrup😃😃

Hezmatosky:
Sex itself is a dirty food. That's why it's ment for adults who can withstand every nonsense. Not for kids. No matter how mouth be, it can never be like nyasgh

One of the Best World of 2023!

Treadway:
Lol. One and only one...

Undergrad days..No thanks to years of porn consumption, the major physical feature I like in women na ass..as in Nicki Minaj huge (all the women I have been with have madt booty).

So I saw this girl, figure 8 toh badt, her booty na onion bigger than my girl's own at the time, book-smart too. Only problem was she had really bad dentition...like some really ugly ass teeth, but the booty kept prodding me on. By the end of the week, she follow me go my off-campus hostel. The plan was simple..kiss her forehead, neck, get into the blouse, loosen everything up and then tear pant...but AVOID the lips. All was going according to plan, blouse was off, laid her on the bed to take off the jeans, afi bi baby yi who was super turned on already, grabbed my head and gave me full throttle kiss, with tongue o....

I jus weak, but couldn't be mean to her so just eased out of the kiss...na so saliva begin store for my mouth o. I came up with an excuse, say make we reschedule the knacks cos my roommate fit come anytime but he go go house for weekend. All the while my mouth was welling with saliva, I go codedly spit am out, e go pile up again...most of what she was saying while I was seeing her off I was just nodding cos mouth don full with spit...as I see one of my fellow guy for hostel heading home, as we greet and I saw small opportunity say she no dey look I just quick spit the saliva wey don full my mouth. I sha dispersed the girl, went back to the hostel to aggressively brush my teeth with Dabur herbal toothpaste (back when it was still quality and bitter) while all the fellas were having a laugh, the guy don gist them before my return. That girl holds the record for most missed calls ever logged on my phone over the course of that weekend..over 500! We eventually ran into each other again a couple of months later, and after giving her some lamba, we eventually went to her hostel, where I split her differential without any kissing.

The end!

... This tory dey totori me .. Oloshi Ashawo

Lastmankc:
So having luck with women is now an achievement? This guy is bragging about kissing different women.Foolish people too much for this country.I can't imagine that some guys we be bragging about sleeping and kissing multiple women as an achievement.We have many problems in this country.

face your problem..shuuu
Na only you get problem for this Nigeria??
Go and cry in peace and stop disturbing us with your sad tales

KnowledgePower7:
Omo there was this babe that I kissed at my friends birthday party based on truth or dare. She was so impressed with my kissing skills that she told her bestie that I'm a very good kisser. That her bestie sef sexy pass her

After a couple mins go by as I don move on dey with my niggas dey gist then this same chick just come tap me say she wan see me. We come go balcony then she no waste time we begin small talk then kiss again.

This time it was more hotter and sloppy with tongues . Omo she got so honry

Then her bestie come open the balcony door and me and the girl codedly act like say nothing happened. Her bestie look me come smile ike say she catch us..she know wetin be dey sup.

The girl now excuses herself and goes back to the party. Next thing I know, that her bestie comes back to the balcony, close the door and tells me that she heard I'm a great kisser...
I laugh...she no waste time she go straight to the point
Omo naso I kiss her bestie
Lord have mercy!!! Her bestie Sabi kiss I swear my prick wan burst out my jeans...
This girl tongue was long, clean, sloppy juicy and thick😋

Brooo, the other girl then came back open balcony door and saw her bestie kissing with me. I codedly act like say nothing happened.
Although I can see her face looking angry
She then called her bestie that their taxi is waiting outside

Shame no even gree me collect their numbers
Omo as the 2 girls comot, next thing I saw from the balcony both of them arguing and yelling at each other downstairs because of me..

I have more kiss experience and trust me if you kiss a girl good. Her pussy will be all wet and ready for some warm penetration.


Edit:

I understand why people will find it hard to believe my story. They say it's fiction it's not real, it's a movie..
Just because your life is boring as hell
And you haven't had luck with women
Doesn't mean my own life should be boring.

I no blame una...infact I pity una

mw no doubt you one bit

no be girls again....

once you sabi book, sabi spend, sabi speak English, sabi dress, sabi kiss , sabi nak,...just sabi....that's all for ladies....dem go open am for you...just sabi

KnowledgePower7:
face your problem..shuuu
Na only you get problem for this Nigeria??
Go and cry in peace and stop disturbing us with your sad tales

You are one of the many problems in the country.How can a sensible man be bragging about how many women he has kissed or slept with?

Meritjoshua:
it was with my ex, she attend the white garment church. That girl sabi kiss. I can't just explain the feeling is outta this world

Na mami water you dey kiss ooo

IbileIfe:
When the now famous celebrity gossip blogger, Linda Ikeji kissed me in Moremi Hall when she was a student of the University of Lagos (UNILAG) and I could not respond. I did not even hug her.
I regret not hugging and smooching.her till today.

Then she wasn't attractive. Life sha no balance

Have no worst kissing experience, It's been perfect right from the first day.

I’ve shared on a different thread but her name was Vi… ( that’s all I am giving you). 1994 at Ifako Ijaiye. Beautiful pretty looking girl . Light skinned. You would think that being pretty meant you had nice hygiene. I was in for a shocker .
1. She would insist that we share a bottle. So I’d open 7up and pour some in a glass cup for her , she would say no. Sit on my lap, take a sip and pass to me. She didn’t know that I use style wipe the top of the bottle before sipping . But still I was smelling this persistent bad odour. She smelt beautiful and nice but it was wasn’t until we moved to my palace bedroom that the cat was out of the bag .
2. My wood was erect and while I attempted to kiss her. I noticed a certain force field holding me back . Wetin be this. My mouth was ready but my nose said nope, danger ⛔️ danger ⛔️. I sha tried … my Lord and saviour … gutter smell , I was kissing and hacking and spitting in the bathroom . What’s wrong baby , nothing .. I think I ate canfor or something . I tried chewing gum . I just couldn’t do it anymore . Told her something was wrong with me. I brushed for days, the smell no go .

I started buying elephant trebor mint . ( most of you won’t remember those ) and Tom Tom . Phew ! I later discovered and informed her that she needed to see a specialist.

No 2. Fast forward to recent years.
A girl I really liked was given me mouth action and after that wanted to kiss me. I dodged it like dodge ball 🏈 . I want to kiss you now … well honey not after a BJ. So what we tried and did were ..
A. Use wipes… she’d clean down there with wipes and after we’d kiss.
B . Alcohol -

Treadway:
Lol. One and only one...

Undergrad days..No thanks to years of porn consumption, the major physical feature I like in women na ass..as in Nicki Minaj huge (all the women I have been with have madt booty).

So I saw this girl, figure 8 toh badt, her booty na onion bigger than my girl's own at the time, book-smart too. Only problem was she had really bad dentition...like some really ugly ass teeth, but the booty kept prodding me on. By the end of the week, she follow me go my off-campus hostel. The plan was simple..kiss her forehead, neck, get into the blouse, loosen everything up and then tear pant...but AVOID the lips. All was going according to plan, blouse was off, laid her on the bed to take off the jeans, afi bi baby yi who was super turned on already, grabbed my head and gave me full throttle kiss, with tongue o....

I jus weak, but couldn't be mean to her so just eased out of the kiss...na so saliva begin store for my mouth o. I came up with an excuse, say make we reschedule the knacks cos my roommate fit come anytime but he go go house for weekend. All the while my mouth was welling with saliva, I go codedly spit am out, e go pile up again...most of what she was saying while I was seeing her off I was just nodding cos mouth don full with spit...as I see one of my fellow guy for hostel heading home, as we greet and I saw small opportunity say she no dey look I just quick spit the saliva wey don full my mouth. I sha dispersed the girl, went back to the hostel to aggressively brush my teeth with Dabur herbal toothpaste (back when it was still quality and bitter) while all the fellas were having a laugh, the guy don gist them before my return. That girl holds the record for most missed calls ever logged on my phone over the course of that weekend..over 500! We eventually ran into each other again a couple of months later, and after giving her some lamba, we eventually went to her hostel, where I split her differential without any kissing.

The end!

I don't know if this was imagined or a true story but laugh don nearly finish me for here 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

rickleye:
I’ve shared on a different thread but her name was Vi… ( that’s all I am giving you). 1994 at Ifako Ijaiye. Beautiful pretty looking girl . Light skinned. You would think that being pretty meant you had nice hygiene. I was in for a shocker .
1. She would insist that we share a bottle. So I’d open 7up and pour some in a glass cup for her , she would say no. Sit on my lap, take a sip and pass to me. She didn’t know that I use style wipe the top of the bottle before sipping . But still I was smelling this persistent bad odour. She smelt beautiful and nice but it was wasn’t until we moved to my palace bedroom that the cat was out of the bag .
2. My wood was erect and while I attempted to kiss her. I noticed a certain force field holding me back . Wetin be this. My mouth was ready but my nose said nope, danger ⛔️ danger ⛔️. I sha tried … my Lord and saviour … gutter smell , I was kissing and hacking and spitting in the bathroom . What’s wrong baby , nothing .. I think I ate canfor or something . I tried chewing gum . I just couldn’t do it anymore . Told her something was wrong with me. I brushed for days, the smell no go .

I started buying elephant trebor mint . ( most of you won’t remember those ) and Tom Tom . Phew ! I later discovered and informed her that she needed to see a specialist.

No 2. Fast forward to recent years.
A girl I really liked was given me mouth action and after that wanted to kiss me. I dodged it like dodge ball 🏈 . I want to kiss you now … well honey not after a BJ. So what we tried and did were ..
A. Use wipes… she’d clean down there with wipes and after we’d kiss.
B . Alcohol -

😂😂😂😂
Ate camphor ke? That lady mouth na biological weapon on e own.

That was during my service year with one amateur girl I was passing time with. She was such a bad kisser and would fill my mouth with her saliva.

Starz825:


mw no doubt you one bit

no be girls again....

once you sabi book, sabi spend, sabi speak English, sabi dress, sabi kiss , sabi nak,...just sabi....that's all for ladies....dem go open am for you...just sabi

peele Sabinus 😅

Meritjoshua:
[color=#990000][/color] narrate yours

Don't like k*ssing
No experience