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How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by ssniyi(m): 2:39pm On Oct 26, 2011
Do you ever go out and see people cracking out with their BlackBerry? They're sitting there in a room full of strangers wondering why they can't meet people, while their eyes and thumbs are making love to their BlackBerry.

Have you ever seen someone involved in BlackBerry pre-intimacy? The blinking lights start blinking. They grab a hold of their favorite BlackBerry. They quickly take their fingers and touch the side ever so gently, so they can see what email has come in to captivate every bit of their attention.

Do any of these sound like you?

Are your hands seducing and caressing a BlackBerry more than the opposite sex?

Is your BlackBerry the last thing you touch before you go to bed at night?

Is your BlackBerry the first thing you touch (with tender care) in the morning?

Is the vibration on your BlackBerry actually starting to turn you on?

I'm not telling you to break up with your BlackBerry. I'm telling you to think of your BlackBerry in a whole new light. . . as a tool to actually meet someone of the opposite sex.

The five examples I'm about to describe can lead you and your BlackBerry into a relationship with a member of the opposite sex. Who knows? Maybe your BlackBerry and her BlackBerry will hit it off and make little Blackberries.

All of the following examples are for men, but women can basically use them too. The next time you see a woman enthralled by her BlackBerry, walk over and ask her "What is so interesting? I'll show you my last text message if you show me yours. The one who has the most interesting text message buys the other a coffee. "

It could also be a cocktail, a doughnut or whatever. . . you get the point. I've done this. It works. It's funny. It even sometimes makes for good reading. Use your BlackBerry as a wingman.

Send this text to yourself on a Friday night: "Hmmm. . . Last night was interesting. A drink later? "When you get this text from yourself, you need to find a couple of women to whom you will walk over and say:

You: "Can I bother you for one second? I just got this funky text from this woman, and I need your opinion on it. But before I show you this text, I have to tell a little about the backstory. I went out last night with this woman. We had a glass of wine. We spent about an hour and a half together. I had a good time.

I wasn't sure if there was any chemistry. I gave her a quick hug and told her I'd talk to her soon. What does this text mean?

Then hand over your wingman, i. e. , your BlackBerry, to them. Within three minutes, these women will be passing your BlackBerry around talking about booty calls and dating.

You just used your BlackBerry as the ultimate wingman. I've also done this with clients who were shy as can be. . . and this works every single time.

If you have the BlackBerry Pearl and it has a camera, you can walk directly over to a woman and ask her to take a picture of you and your buddy.

This creates a very magical BlackBerry moment. When sitting down next to a woman who has a BlackBerry, make sure your BlackBerry is on vibration mode.

Place your BlackBerry next to hers, barely touching the corners and creating some sexy BlackBerry tension. The second your BlackBerry vibrates, you'll reach for it and she'll reach for hers.

There are two things you can say at this point:

"I think your BlackBerry just turned mine on, because it can't stop vibrating. " OR

"We're like Pavlov's dogs - two trained dogs reaching for our BlackBerries at the same time. You want to read my email and I'll read yours? We'll respond to strangers. "

These will get them laughing. Making fun of another BlackBerry addiction is a great way to start a conversation.

When standing in a bar or a coffee shop while waiting for a friend, you can pretend to text somebody on your BlackBerry.

Wait one minute, pretend to get a text and shake your head. Start talking to the woman standing next to you who's probably BlackBerry equipped and also waiting for a friend.

Then state the obvious: "Is your friend as late as mine?" The two of you will continue to hold your BlackBerries tight as you talk about your late friends.

These are some ways that you can use your BlackBerry to meet women. They're fun, they're goofy, and they work. It's time to start using your BlackBerry as the ultimate meeting device.

I bet you never knew how powerful and seductive that BlackBerry can be when meeting the opposite sex. Send me an email today so I can read it on my BlackBerry and read about all your new found connections.

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Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 26, 2011
Long story, and who want to hook up with women using BB?
Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by Nobody: 2:59pm On Oct 26, 2011
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Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by MMM2(m): 3:23pm On Oct 26, 2011
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Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by Dyt(f): 3:32pm On Oct 26, 2011
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Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by r231(m): 6:15pm On Oct 26, 2011
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Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by cecetanna: 3:37pm On Nov 03, 2011
these will neva work in naija. Evry1 here is paranoid and suspicious of strangers. imagine giving ur blackberry to a stranger to read and respond 2ur emails
Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by Nobody: 3:47pm On Nov 03, 2011
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Re: How To Hook-up With Women Using Your Blackberry by 195(f): 3:56pm On Nov 03, 2011
I met mzdarkskin via Blackberry and she was damn good weak in bed angry angry

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