Lukepeter:

Shut up, you lack game and wisdom. This woman no go ever reach out to this guy again, she would forever see him as a weak person.

fhorlar:


LOL! The strength is in Shagging. . Incompetent/ low self- esteemed buffoo.n who in the actual real life, may not even be capable of walking up to a woman to have a conversation. Na faceless platform like nairaland him go dey cap rubbish.

Nlandmodesfku:

You're sick! So, The fact that someone's my spec, ticks all the boxes automatically means you you should both explore each others private parts?

Lukepeter:

K

Gadafii:
if I had fccked her would there have been an award for me??

Or you are one of the men that must Bleep every girls in their lives

Farfalla:


My moniker clearly indicates "f".
I was referred to as "bro" the other day and now I am a "Sir"?
In the name of Jesus, I bind that spirit that makes people see me as a man when everything about me screams "woman".

Shalommy:
Then, you're a she...,male.

Farfalla:

Johnson225:
Interesting thread I must say...

getting a woman simp for me hasn't been much of a big stress, since days at sec school I've had a good number of gals do the extraordinary just to please me... but the greatest of them all is with the gal I'm currently dating.

She's gone beyond her breaking point just to see me stay alive n smile. She's a broke gal, but even in her broke-state she never dares see me hungry or in need. She'll go any length even if it means borrowing from someone just to see me happy. She defiled her parents/friends advice just to stick with me in my current broke state...
Too many things I would like to pen down but it's real gon be a lengthy read if I choose to.

My current mental & financial state may be a hindrance to reciprocate your good deeds. But God bless you real Good Chioma, I'm certain you'll stumble across this post sometime in the future.

codedgalaxy:

I can feel alot of emotion coming out those fingers as you type this.

Shalommy:
You're pretty when you're mad.

Therock5555:
This is the topic I like.

I get three bannies like this wey dey simp for me badly, if I tell them make them jump, they'll ask, how high.

The first one, I met her when I still had a serious girlfriend which she knew but for some reasons she fell hard, infact I told her that she wasn't even amongst my top 5 chicks at that time but she even gave me her virginity to prove her seriousness for me.

The thing too choke me, I ghosted her. Few years down the line, I was single and I didn't want to look for a new chick so I found her number and hit her up.


Within two minutes of hearing my voice, she was already calling me Baby. She sacked her boyfriend that day and I took over.


The second one na my side chick best friend, day I manage to nack her, she fell hard. Anytime her friend dey town, she'll lock up but as soon as her friend travels back to base, she'll carry my matter for head like gala seller, she don beg me tire to break up with her friend and keep her fully but we both know her friend na werey, that one go maim her if she knows.


The third one dey come every other weekend from her base in the name of seeing her family but truly na me she dey come track every weekend, that's if I get her time.

Right now I've ghosted three of them, I don't pick their calls anymore but every single day, atleast two of them would try my number a couple of times without me picking up.


I wonder why they don't give up despite being ghosted but then I reason why so many of my brethrens stuck in permanent friend zones still keep up with their crushes despite being treated like shit.


It's what it is...

Starboytwo:
Jade, I shall never forget that girl

True true, I see love I run. Guy, love heavy die. He choke.

This girl call me over 30times in 1 minute. Call my friend, my co-worker, my junior bro(he Introduced us)even my mom

Ogini, I change am for am sharpaly, why you go call my mama, unto say you nor see me today and we never talk for phone. Naso I break up. Kikode, ofe pami ni. Which kain love be that guy.

Silentgroper:
dude

You and fati didnt work out??


You should save your flirting for like minds, I mean the BENT folks...

Shalommy:
Dude kee you there! Who is fati?

Silentgroper:
jeon is fati ...

Shalommy:
Dude kee you there! Who is fati?

DDIA:

Fati2001 aka Jeon


Your female Aboki friend.

Jeon the LGBTQIA

She will help you massage that your strong nyash till it turns soft.

codedgalaxy:
Another group of women'sphere i forgot to include are, women with "low smv", damn ! Very annoying group.
Epecially when you happen to be young, vibrant and promising damn,
No go play o!
They can murder any other girl that comes to your way carelessly lol.
Those ones cling like leeches damn! "low-Smv bitcchies"

Silentgroper:
they was suppose to be girlfriends as in lovers but looks like je.on was buying any of her LGBTQ bullcrap.. now she wanna jump on someone else ...

I could recommend one for you shalommy

DDIA:
Fati2001 aka Jeon

Your female Aboki friend.
Jeon the LGBTQIA
She will help you massage that your strong nyash till it turns soft.

Silentgroper:
j.e.o.n is fati ...

Shalommy:
Ok, but na fine girls i like. The ugly ones are for guys.

Silentgroper:
tah

Make we see your own face fess

Farfalla:

Shalommy:
That girl shakara is too much.

Silentgroper:
they was suppose to be girlfriends as in lovers but looks like jeon was buying any of her LGBTQ bullcrap.. now she wanna jump on someone else ...

I could recommend one for you shalommy

Shalommy:
Oh lawd!.. Fatima jeon

DDIA:

Who will you recommend?

Shalommy:
Me, no fine and that's why i dey find pretty girls to correct the worwor error.