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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Agunesinjaweola: 2:39pm On Jan 05
You may get stabbed talking to a girl that snubbed hard guys in those places.

Nothing great in Nigerian club occupied by robbers and touts and besides the police raid may end you in Kirikiri forever.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Tranquility2345: 2:39pm On Jan 05
jamesversion:


Kobo dey Yankee oh.

Always wanting to tell people say he dey yankee. That man is over 50 o

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Mitsurugi(m): 2:39pm On Jan 05
HeatSeeker:


I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.


And wanton sex
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Tranquility2345: 2:41pm On Jan 05
b0rn2fuck:
even me wey I like club and ashawo joints ,the last time I visited them was almost 15 years ago,I see it has stress and not enjoyable to me anymore

That’s because you are old!!!
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Tranquility2345: 2:48pm On Jan 05
adecz:



Having a daughter growing up
in urban Nigeria today na wahala❗️❗️🤔🤔🤔

Gbam!

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Trophy12: 2:48pm On Jan 05
Juliearth:





I have never been to a club and never would. I cant stand numbers 4 and 5.
seriously?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by sulakishop(m): 2:54pm On Jan 05
So of all places in the world, Na jokers club for limit road you go?
Thank your star that you still have your phone... grin grin grin

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Sleekfingers: 2:54pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Go to UAE, Jordan, Lebanon, Iran, Iraq, Qatar, Oman, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia. They smoke it openly.
During my visit to Kuwait and Lebanon .... I saw several elderly people smoking it. I gave it a try too.
I don't know if those one they smoke in Nigeria is mixed with something else. If not, no big deal.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by opribo(m): 2:55pm On Jan 05
Jeon:

No mind them.
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Club is where people go wild for a moment and then do what they will ordinarily not do in normal life. You don't go the club to have a quiet moment there married men and women can forget themselves it's allowed. Sex is allowed freely. Smoking is also supported, and of course some degree of violence are all allowed. Get itor don't get it.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Sleekfingers: 2:59pm On Jan 05
HeatSeeker:


I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.

What do you expect them to be doing at the club! To be reading the Bible and Quran?
It is designed for that purpose.....loud music, flirting, drinking to get high or tipsy, smoking, meeting people, quick sex, show off, lavish spending,

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by folake4u(f): 3:03pm On Jan 05
These pictures are from Club Joker in Benin City. Crazyyyyyy place! grin

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by finallybusy: 3:07pm On Jan 05
All these 2006 children finally turning 18. Sha, Nigerian club owners no get shame. They allow 15 - 17 year olds enter. All they care for is money.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by countryman13: 3:09pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Without No 5, it's as good as bn in d grave yard! At d mention of club while in my 20s, a don show!
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by airsaylongcome: 3:13pm On Jan 05
Gadafii:
First off I don’t really enjoy drinking, so nothing is there for me to do in a club, they sell drinks and waters for ridiculous amounts just to appear luxury and in high deman, drink ye be say most of them na fake oo

Imagine make club dey sell small bottle water 1k, is that not madness, so I would rather use the money to visit natural places , game arcades or paint ball than to go deaf my ears it’s my own money

And those arcades and paint ball locations aren't inflated? With substandard paints used in the paint balls? Take several seats abeg! If you want to buy water hundred Naira, go to Lagos hold up, buy it and drink it there. Or better still, buy pure water twenty Naira. A club charges you for 1k for water because they have bills to pay. It's okay if you aren't cool paying ₦1k for water. Many people aren't cool paying whatever you pay at your arcade
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by airsaylongcome: 3:17pm On Jan 05
Jewessgratitud3:


Going to Church programs and activities where sound and powerful men of God are in attendance.

Then for leisure... I like to just go to a cool and serene place to chill and treat myself to a sumptuous meal, stone cold ice-cream or fruit wine. Just being in a world of my own enjoying the cool ambience of the place. I do that sometimes after work when I have little change to spare. cheesy wink. Not all those hellish places that look like it's going to explode any minute.

Alcohol containing.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by themanderon: 3:20pm On Jan 05
When your brain has been rewired by the devil you see clubbing and other deviant behaviors as normal.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Jewessgratitud3: 3:24pm On Jan 05
airsaylongcome:


Alcohol containing.

Does fruit wine contain alcohol?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by DemonAngel(m): 3:24pm On Jan 05
Dont see my self indulging in it.

I'll spend a day in a video game house, or do volunteering works, or better still do some sightseeing than enter that disease-noise infested drunkhouse.
*vomits*

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Uniqueaccountant(m): 3:34pm On Jan 05
Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.
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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Thugnificent(m): 3:39pm On Jan 05
Hope u don't learn the hard way
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by AlabiKILLER2023: 3:40pm On Jan 05
Schoolshooter:
Clubbing is literally for man who'res



You're better off chilling on a yacht with vanilla babes or playing video games



At end of clubbing, you waste money and fork who'res who'll infect you with aids or STD if you're lucky




Playing video games are for retards
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Thugnificent(m): 3:40pm On Jan 05
Poison is not fun
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by SaturnNick(m): 3:42pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Wetin be the color of your problem sef shocked shocked shocked
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by MasterTeeUSA: 3:59pm On Jan 05
Never been to one and don't plan to go to one. Its just not my thing.






Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


File photos used for illustration
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by oguns222: 4:01pm On Jan 05
Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

It SEEMS.

Not all exciting pictures or videos tell the true stories. These days, pictures and videos can lie
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by airsaylongcome: 4:24pm On Jan 05
Jewessgratitud3:


Does fruit wine contain alcohol?

Yes. If it doesn't, then it's NOT a fruit WINE. Wine MUST contain alcohol to be referred as WINE. Otherwise, it's just a fruit juice with Carbon dioxide dissolved to.give it fizz and bubble
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Katcall: 4:26pm On Jan 05
Schoolshooter:
Clubbing is literally for man who'res



You're better off chilling on a yacht with vanilla babes or playing video games



At end of clubbing, you waste money and fork who'res who'll infect you with aids or STD if you're lucky
can one meet virgin wife material in a club?

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by airsaylongcome: 4:27pm On Jan 05
themanderon:
When your brain has been rewired by the devil you see clubbing and other deviant behaviors as normal.

How so? The children of God were told by God to feast in his presence. And that included consumption of strong drink and loud music
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Katcall: 4:28pm On Jan 05
b0rn2fuck:
even me wey I like club and ashawo joints ,the last time I visited them was almost 15 years ago,I see it has stress and not enjoyable to me anymore
you still fúck ashawo?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Katcall: 4:29pm On Jan 05
Authur729:
Oga removed body club is club enjoyment is not made for small pikin omo enjoy ur life o no go regret for old age o
abeg se dem get where dem dey fúck puci for club?

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Katcall: 4:31pm On Jan 05
Britishpea:
Anytime I went e dey do me to quickly leave. That’s when I was still going. Not anymore. It’s too noisy, and acrid.

It’s a place where one just stupidly struggles to outspend others ostentatiously for people who won’t say “thank you”

To impress babes that only needs your money that night ONLY- they meet a lot of spenders everyday

And to enrich the club owner by buying a bottle water at 2k. While u inhale a lot of hazardous substances.

To me also, it’s not worth it.
have you fúcked a club gal b4
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Moshybear(f): 4:31pm On Jan 05
Never have, never will

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