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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Katcall: 4:32pm On Jan 05

Authur729:
abeg go o e too sweet

I fit suck puci for club?

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Katcall: 4:34pm On Jan 05

Angelfrost:
Sigh... You didn't even mention the varying degrees and abundance of odors oozing out of human pores, buccal cavities, and other orifices.

The first and only time I went, I was deeply concerned about contracting skin and other infections... Should I even talk about the ringing in my ears hours after I left?!!

Well, those who enjoy such outings know what they love about these places... For me, it's a pure waste of time and money.

I thought one can get free pussy at the club

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Katcall: 4:35pm On Jan 05

Joy2dworldxyz:
THIS IS ONE PLACE I WILL NEVER BE IN MY LIFETIME! THANK YOU DEAR LORD FOR MAKING ME WHO U MADE ME!!

are you a virgin

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Omalicious1: 4:43pm On Jan 05

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

File photos used for illustration

I totally agree with you...instead of club, I prefer to organise my own private party

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Xtraterestial: 4:45pm On Jan 05

I no like clubbing too, only hookup girls you will meet, you can never meet Reasonable girl girl there not one.except the one that came with boyfriend. too loud to converse with anyone.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Zinpat: 4:47pm On Jan 05

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

File photos used for illustration

Highway to hell

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by spencekat(m): 4:48pm On Jan 05

So far, I have clubbed only three .Once in Portharcourt and two times in Calabar.It is not my thing though.

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Xtraterestial: 4:59pm On Jan 05

Dminister:
If it’s not strippers club I am not going. I hate boring clubs. why would I be spending money on only alcohol, smoke and noises. If there are no pretty, sexy, beautiful, classy and matured
big booty ladies stripping then where is the fun? We started in club district41 benin city now we are up Lagos island

Since when does classy and mature equate to stripping?

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Kobojunkie: 5:06pm On Jan 05

Jewessgratitud3:
Does fruit wine contain alcohol?

Duh!

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Kobojunkie: 5:07pm On Jan 05

Zinpat:
Highway to hell

Stop lying! undecided

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 5:21pm On Jan 05

Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

so your life's choices are dependent on wat your friends are doing. what is the fun you think they are having in the pictures they snap?

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 5:23pm On Jan 05

LikeAking:

You can’t just live it the first time.

It’s like that..

It has to grow with you..

Ur type go sabi give up on life very quick.

what is special about clubbing that he has to grow with?

how is making a choice not to club become an indices to determine whether he will give up on life or not?

is clubbing the ultimate goal in life?

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 5:25pm On Jan 05

SkengRay:
Manchi no be Chais. Clubbing is really fun apart from the dick measuring By G boys nowadays

what is fun about clubbing?

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 5:25pm On Jan 05

tochez24:

It was quite fun when we were growing up but now I don't really find it interesting anymore😏

I now prefer a LOUNGE instead♂️

Where i can be cooling my brain after cracking my brains all day⚠️

what was the fun in it?

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 5:27pm On Jan 05

virginchaser:
I really don't know what excited me then? I always took my new cash to strip clubs, paid strippers to give them wild lap dance and by the time we got home they would be all over me. Then, to me it was a wild adventure.

gain...

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by MrNipplesLover(m): 5:27pm On Jan 05

Anytime u see me in a club, na Olosho I go there to hunt...

I don't spend much time in a nightclub cos my intention no need me to spend much time there...

If I wan shayo or I wan get high, I do that at a nice bar...

I'm a silent sniper, my nature doesn't really match with that of the atmosphere of a nightclub...

My purpose at any nightclub is to point and kill, and I do that without wasting time...

But I can spend much time at a strip club...

It's always different...

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 5:28pm On Jan 05

jeyselassie:
its fun if you go with friends

how is it fun when you go with your friends?

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 5:29pm On Jan 05

MrNipplesLover:
Anytime u see me in a club, na Olosho I go there to hunt...

I don't spend much time in a nightclub cos my intention no need me to spend much time there...

If I wan shayo or I wan get high, I do that at a nice bar...

I'm a silent sniper, my nature doesn't really match with that of the atmosphere of a nightclub...

My purpose at any nightclub is to point and kill, and I do that without wasting time...

is the olosho free?

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by BRATISLAVA: 5:53pm On Jan 05

airsaylongcome:

How so? The children of God were told by God to feast in his presence. And that included consumption of string drink and loud music

Lol

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by LOVEGINO(m): 5:53pm On Jan 05

Uchenna10:

Dey play......u think say na church or library u de 😂😂

no mind am. Na person even buy drink for am o.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Gerrard59(m): 6:09pm On Jan 05

I never went to a nightclub in Nigeria, but visited two African nightclubs here. That was when I knew why I did not do the same in Nigeria.

It was too noisy; there was smoke everywhere, and the fact that I didn't get to sleep on a bed exacerbated everything.

Good luck to those who love clubbing. I don't like it. Enjoyment is subjective.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Gerrard59(m): 6:18pm On Jan 05

uunwanaobong3:
SEE PEOPLE FUTURE WIVES
.
...... These wives materials na how many yards.

The men there are people's future husbands.

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by ibinaboonline: 6:35pm On Jan 05

LoL. It's not for you, so don't go again. By the way, if a place like what's in these photos attract you, then you belong with them. The Lord, God of Israel - the Lion of Judah - He knows His own.
Shalom.

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

File photos used for illustration

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by jaszplus12(m): 6:43pm On Jan 05

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

File photos used for illustration

Funny that I went for the first time in my late 30s on invitation...the noise, the smoke, the skimpy bikini dresses the showoffs and all that didn't impress me anyway because I was already used to those at teen parties!
Then I'm now living a quiet life, boring at a point....now in my early 50s I'm planning to go clubbing soon! grin

I'll find one for more mature people though... but once a while will go and have fun, but not getting dirty! grin

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Pharaoh4rin(m): 6:56pm On Jan 05

Thugnificent:
Good evening sir, please can you help me with any amount for foodstuffs please. I'm starving cry

Drop ur oza, but definitely not today

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Ubanz: 7:06pm On Jan 05

I prefer clubs to churches and mosques where u see hypocrites trying to outperform each other as pius people.
Some speaking in useless unknown tongues, others would leave the so called holy place of worship and go on killing spree.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Thugnificent(m): 7:17pm On Jan 05

Okay

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by LikeAking: 7:44pm On Jan 05

lexy2014:

what is special about clubbing that he has to grow with?

how is making a choice not to club become an indices to determine whether he will give up on life or not?

is clubbing the ultimate goal in life?

Small boy!

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by lexy2014: 7:49pm On Jan 05

LikeAking:

Small boy!

big boy, you didnt answer the questions.

what is special about clubbing that he has to grow with?

how is making a choice not to club become an indices to determine whether he will give up on life or not?

is clubbing the ultimate goal in life?

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Love800(m): 7:51pm On Jan 05

What is the difference between lounge and club?

tochez24:

It was quite fun when we were growing up but now I don't really find it interesting anymore😏

I now prefer a LOUNGE instead♂️

Where i can be cooling my brain after cracking my brains all day⚠️

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Fmghewzy(m): 7:54pm On Jan 05

Uchenna10:

Dey play......u think say na church or library u de 😂😂

Even Nigerian churches are loud and noisy , our libraries are not excluded

Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by tochez24(m): 8:02pm On Jan 05

Love800:
What is the difference between lounge and club?

Please use GOOGLE, don't ask me stupid question here⚠️

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