1Sharon:
■ I've seen ppl smoke all sorts in the club in Nigeria.
Even in the West, people still smuggle in all sorts and smoke it I'm one corner

Be specific. Which club in the West is that?

List of Smoking bans as of 2021

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Na that hype man noise dey vex me pass

HeatSeeker:


I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.

even me wey I like club and ashawo joints ,the last time I visited them was almost 15 years ago,I see it has stress and not enjoyable to me anymore

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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I was at this Lounge on Christmas, lol! I had to leave... Like, y'all do these noise as fun? Lol!

how did they allow you get this private and exclusive space photo shots

Oga removed body club is club enjoyment is not made for small pikin omo enjoy ur life o no go regret for old age o

PARADIZEPRIEST:
how did they allow you get this exclusive photo shots

Guy are you that dull abi na the school wey you no go dey do you?

Club ke? I have never been to a club. And I will never go to one. Just noise makers feeling among. Smh.....

Sodom and gomora of our time

Anytime I went e dey do me to quickly leave. That’s when I was still going. Not anymore. It’s too noisy, and acrid.

It’s a place where one just stupidly struggles to outspend others ostentatiously for people who won’t say “thank you”

To impress babes that only needs your money that night ONLY- they meet a lot of spenders everyday

And to enrich the club owner by buying a bottle water at 2k. While u inhale a lot of hazardous substances.

To me also, it’s not worth it.

Having a daughter growing up
in urban Nigeria today na wahala❗️❗️🤔🤔🤔

Ebi pa wa oh

Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

abeg go o e too sweet

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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My thoughts exactly

Na where Jennyclay the go find work be this?

And after, na so she go dey like the picture below only say she no go wear any cloth. When them the pound her.

Sigh... You didn't even mention the varying degrees and abundance of odors oozing out of human pores, buccal cavities, and other orifices.

The first and only time I went, I was deeply concerned about contracting skin and other infections... Should I even talk about the ringing in my ears hours after I left?!!

Well, those who enjoy such outings know what they love about these places... For me, it's a pure waste of time and money.

BItt:
It's a funny place. The noise gives me headaches
I have only been there once

Nairaland VAR

THIS IS ONE PLACE I WILL NEVER BE IN MY LIFETIME! THANK YOU DEAR LORD FOR MAKING ME WHO U MADE ME!!

Tranquility2345:


Guy are you that dull abi na the school wey you no go dey do you?

The question irritated you too? E get as e be oo.

Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

My advice for you is this …. Don’t be like lamilami ( lamailami is a fly that you only see when it going but you can’t see it return) if you go in peace you might not come back in peace, nothing might happen to you physically but it might affect your way of life.

I hate clubbing. Wetin there speakers dey do my ear drums no good.

Antihypocrite:


Abi na d club wey dem carry me go?

Which club be that?

Lounges for me. I hate disorganised places and clubs seem like one. I only attended one club, and that was in the UK then as an international student. The club was usually visited by oldies......single women in their 40s down to even 70s. I went with a course mate who usually visited the place. He had a 47 year old woman that he was always digging it with then.

I felt so weird that day. One oldie with tattoos all over her body with heavy makeup came and engaged me in discussions and wanted a dance with me. I had to play along. Later in the night, I started looking for my friend and he was no where to be found. I called him and he said that he had left with his woman. I screamed and said but you didn't tell me. He said, abeg carry that your own woman dey go house.

Very funny experience. Apart from, something like a steak meat that I ate and one spirit drink that I drank, the whole setting was too weird with some of them looking like addicts, huge body piercings and tattoos.

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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These are stuff that make a club a club. Our ancestors did same only around a fire.. They smoked more than we do self.

OloYeOfEgbE:


I'm lost...

Didn't you just say Club?

football club

Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


File photos used for illustration

You must be from Edo State Nigeria... Jokers Club GRA, is one club I can visit after Luciano in Ugbighokho. When ever you visit a night club please go with your wife if you are married. Every time there is an A list artiste performing, it's fun as everywhere will be lit.

Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

If you have minimum of "obvious boobs " and nice or "large arse " all you need is a good spender ;yahoo or fraud boy taking you there. Just know your honeypot will take a hit. Nothing goes for nothing.

1Sharon:
You're just not the party type and that's okay.

Why shouldn't shisha be legal ?

Ehen...?? So iwọ na ma'n j'aiye?

You like an okrika version of Zlatan Ibile.

Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

Don't let your friends lead u into a lifestyle you will.not.be proud of soon. There's nothing exciting about devaluing yourself. If I meet a girl that's this innocent about clubbing like you... I'd take her to mama straight. But your friends will tell you it doesn't matter because they've lost their value and will want u to join them.

If u don't believe me... say u have a brother... he has two girls...one's like your friends who party all the time and the other like you who's not experienced in the club... who will u advice him to bring home?
But your friends wil still tell you it doesn't matter right?
Women's worth are in their purity. No matter how much a girl is making or no matter how kind she may be...if you are not pure to some certain standard... u become less desirable.

Tranquility2345:


Guy are you that dull abi na the school wey you no go dey do you?

YOU ARE A REALLY DUMB ASS.
SO,INSTEAD OF CONTRIBUTIN SOMETHIN MEANFULLY, NA ABUSE FULL THAT YA HEAD,YOU LOWLIFE CHARACTER. you should go rant with ya type,because yu are under my feet.

HeatSeeker:


I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.

Same here