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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by GloriousGbola: 1:32pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Maybe it is the way they are run in Nigeria - but for me the club was noisy, smoky, poorly ventilated. The music was so loud I could not even enjoy it. All I will say is to each his own. But it is not somewhere I would go to relax.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by motionarena: 1:33pm On Jan 05
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I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.

When you have money you will understand
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Dminister(m): 1:33pm On Jan 05
If it’s not strippers club I am not going. I hate boring clubs. why would I be spending money on only alcohol, smoke and noises. If there are no pretty, sexy, beautiful, classy and matured big booty ladies stripping then where is the fun? We started in club district41 benin city now we are up Lagos island
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by jaxxy(m): 1:34pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Depends on the Club u go to actually. Clubs csn be very different in style, class and demographics.

Dome Clubs have more of younger folks and yahoo boys and some have it abit mixed with young business class and some old money folks.

The new money people are the embarrassing ones in thr club most times. They lack decorum all because of money dey just chop but some are fun and matured.

I didn't step foot in a night club until I finished school and fully working.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Bright2(m): 1:34pm On Jan 05
Just imagine me spending my money for sleepless night , if I buy those drink and take them in my house will the bottles burst ? devil rewriting people's destiny .
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Enemyofpeace: 1:37pm On Jan 05
Gathering of people that are hell bound. Prettygirl200 likes going to nite clubs, but she doesn't know how to dance
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by standfit007: 1:37pm On Jan 05
Comrade, abeg leave am for us. We like it like that. No come again abeg lol

Antihypocrite:


I get ur point, but at least something must interest me enough to take me back there.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by hedonido: 1:38pm On Jan 05
I hate hype men with a passion. Just let the fuckin music play. I miss the old days before this hype men madness and 'dorime' interruptions became a thing.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by standfit007: 1:39pm On Jan 05
If he’ll exist, isn’t it meant for some type of people? Do you want the creator of hell to regret his efforts? What is even wrong with you comrade? lol
Enemyofpeace:
Gathering of people that are hell bound
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Piroskeey: 1:42pm On Jan 05
You think all this you listed is all that's done in a club ? Dey play some people do big businesses with their clients in the club most European billionaires their main place of business is inside the club.=Antihypocrite post=127732604]Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by MightySparrow: 1:45pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Clubbing is good but I have v
never clubbed before. But if all you listed here are all they do. It is better you don't start.
Don't just start.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by ozo13(m): 1:45pm On Jan 05
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I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.
I stopped going there early last year as I realized am only wasting money and noting on the gain.i suspected I picked up coronavirus in 2020 there.
I realize how funny some ladies can be.some do hookup on lowkey and u think they are nice girls.one funny babe dey whine me she dey miss me immediately we parted ways in the club and na another man car I bn later see am outside and later realize she was actually doing hookup on the low with guys after lowkey negotiation before the end of the club and u will never believe she is into hookup.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by okwusdaddy: 1:50pm On Jan 05
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I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.
I guess one man's meat is another man's poison.I often used to wonder why someone would say that he does not like football.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Boldideas: 1:50pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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I went to the club and made a mistake of getting high before going in and stood right next to a speaker, up till date my right ear is not working again. It blew up my ear drums. I find it hard to believe. But it happened. I wear an aid when going for serious meetings so that I don't embarrass myself. 😠😠😠😠😠

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by wamide042(m): 1:53pm On Jan 05
Is a Clubhouse expected to be a Quiet Place?

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by kay29000(m): 1:55pm On Jan 05
tochez24:



It was quite fun when we were growing up but now I don't really find it interesting anymore😏

I now prefer a LOUNGE instead♂️

Where i can be cooling my brain after cracking my brains all day
⚠️

Same here
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Dnet9dnet: 1:56pm On Jan 05
Regular customer coming here to oppress us
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by uunwanaobong3: 1:58pm On Jan 05
SEE PEOPLE FUTURE WIVES
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...... These wives materials na how many yards.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by HRHQueenPhil(f): 2:06pm On Jan 05
It's the worst place to waste your time and a weird place to network and get clients

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by boyesola: 2:09pm On Jan 05
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I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.



Because it is the home of Satan and Demons.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by boyesola: 2:10pm On Jan 05
Boldideas:


I went to the club and made a mistake of getting high before going in and stood right next to a speaker, up till date my right ear is not working again. It blew up my ear drums. I find it hard to believe. But it happened. I wear an aid when going for serious meetings so that I don't embarrass myself. 😠😠😠😠😠


A true story?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:18pm On Jan 05
HeatSeeker:


I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.

I fit swear say na peer pressure dey carry most guys go.

That and madness.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by googlepikins: 2:21pm On Jan 05
Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

Until one agbero go press your breast from back.

No police or anybody to help you in that kind of toxic environment

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Kingson28: 2:23pm On Jan 05
Club na house of Satan and his demons, where they plant the spirits of alcoholism, oloshoism, fornication, betting, gambling, drinking, smoking, etc in their victims/captives.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by SweetDipBenny(m): 2:23pm On Jan 05
Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.
You've never been to a club before?
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Kaiser20: 2:23pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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The best way is to stay at home and cover yourself with your Blanket, everything outside is risky
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by dunski: 2:24pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

Your choice


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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by uuzba(m): 2:29pm On Jan 05
Kaiser20:

The best way is to stay at home and cover yourself with your Blanket, everything outside is risky
Evil come out of the heart of man.
So nowhere is safe, no matter how alone you keep yourself.
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Pharaoh4rin(m): 2:31pm On Jan 05
This one went to a cheap club filled with armpit-smelling-dirty girls and he comes here to disturb my smoothie. My friend, if you want to enjoy club, go to a big Boyz club, and if you don't want noise, VIP is there for you.

Let's meet lemme spoil you a little. I'll be in Lagos (Maryland) on Sunday to be back in Abuja on Thursday.

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Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by johnog4sure: 2:31pm On Jan 05
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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You even lucky, I am almost got stabbed on the throat in a club fight years ago, it was common those days people getting stabbed, robbed, drugs f#ck people babes, we outgrow that nonsense. But for guys that like wild party abeg go have fun, clubbing is not for a particular kind of people
Re: My First Experience In A Nigerian Club by Tranquility2345: 2:38pm On Jan 05
Kobojunkie:
Reminds me of a club I visited sometime back in Detroit, MI. I felt very dirty afterwards. lipsrsealed

I notice that you always want to show people you are in yankee. And I recall that you are over 50. Are you insecure? Depressed? Suffering from low self-esteem?

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