₦airaland Forum

When I get my own Kala?
I no dey walk anywhere for night without my pistol.
Do anyhow, I won't hesitate to pump 2 groundnuts into your body.

Alexiiydon:
so you think you’re saying something with the rubbish write ups I knew from day one that your father is a foolish idiot because I don’t know why he will allow a failure like you to grow up in the first place Na why your English no carry you reach anywhere for life ...why can’t you use that money to take care of your useless father first and your stupid wife ...audio money you self get luck say I no see your picture na one spanner lost go be your story ...a fool at your age is a fool forever I don’t need money to treat your Bleep up na watin boys go run for free for street whey talk say him get money but no get mouth...you still wan use money treat person fuckup ..shows how foolish and poor you are ...I wish your useless mother could have keep her useless stinky Toto in one place the world will have one less stupid idiot like you whey no Dey useful for yourself and generation...or your father should have behave like a man enough to do your DNA but instead he relied on the stupid quote your idiot region Dey always say ...no bastard in Igbo land because you all know that you’re bastards

Talking like someone with brain damage.
Small boy listen: call all your goons, your street jobless touts, your family members even the dead ones and the living ones join. Choose any location you want in the whole of Lagos or your enclave in Ogbomosho. Infact anywhere in Nigeria.
Give me date and time, if I fail to show up, I will dash you N1million for free.
I give you from now till next week to organize everything you want.
I'm not here to writing poorly written English with uneducated bastărd like you. It's a waste of time because you no reach my level. Na hunger dey deal with you.
If you reply me writing crap then you're most stupid foòl on earth.
Let's get to action. Enough of talks.

Amedino99:
that Moses chance funny die. Why him still dey knock the ball go front. Ball wey you go shoot once him deh carry am run. Now him don get long term injury.

I guess he was unbalanced... besides his power comes mostly from the right foot but the ball was on his left so he needed to push it alil further to get balance.

Mujtahida:
Why is that once a coach loses a match in Nigeria, we start singing the sack him chorus?

Why do we like magic so much? We hate being patient to achieve results. Granted international football doesn't give much time for second guesses but I feel we should give Finidi the benefit of the doubt. My opinion is not about Finidi. Even if it is Amunike or a foreign coach, I'd still call for patience, support and encouragement.

Oga, opportunity comes but once. If you waste the opportunity given to you, you give way for others to try. NFF received more than 40 applicants for the job. Others wished they had this Double-head opportunity.
World Cup Qualifiers is in a few months time. We don't have the luxury of time to waste.

FINIDI THAT HAS NOT WON CAF league competition that una wan carry Super Eagles job give?
Make he win NPL 3rimes in a row make we believe am.

Make I no hear anybody talk about Dessers on this platform again. Nonsense
Awaziem and Collins should give us space abeg.
Osayi that was promising with his first debut see the trash he was playing.
Finidi has nothing to offer. EOD.

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Alexiiydon:
lol millionaire Dey follow me drag for NL you whey be say na computer village you Dey sell android cord your father is so stupid to think I will fall for your trash and you’re so foolish to think I can take an idiot like you as a millionaire you whey be say na 50mb you Dey do iku pa baba eee and mama eee if no be say your mother stupid whey be say she Dey share her stinky Toto up and down she won’t give birth to a stupid slowpoke like you and your foolish father whey you resemble with stupidity go think say na him born you ...your generation is just a waste to human hood you whey be say nylon better pass you and if I share my location watin you go do you’re just a stupid fool that can brag online if them born your papa well why you no show your face ...we no Dey use police me na street boys I go use make them come destroy that charge whey you Dey sell fool like you ...Incase you forget millionaire don’t rant they won’t tell you how much Dey their Aza but a poor fool like you will always wish for what you can’t have Na why your generation remain poor na only poverty your generation Dey distribute among themselves because of the foolishness in your family I wonder if you don chop anything today because mumu whey drink garri go talk say he don chop foolish he goat from a useless generation poverty kill your father mother and your generation..your useless grandfathers and those before them will not rest well

You ended up saying nothing. Just typing rubbish that is your empty head. I said if dem born your father well drop your location of where you stay in Lagos. No problem call your gang and give me the place and the time I will come. That's all I want, you are vomiting rubbish from your smelly gutter mouth.
You get luck sha... no be Facebook, I would have taught you a bitter lesson. I would have used money to treat your fuckup.
You no get level at all.
-First, you be foool.
-An illiterate for that matter.
-You can't express yourself in good written English.
-You are broke, penniless, and starving. That why you are always found in the food section looking for people to beg for money.
- You don't have future. I know a worthless human being when I see one.
And Lastly, You will end up killing yourself because your father didn't stand any investment for you people.
I will keep tormenting you here till you commit suicide.
Lean dog looking like HIV patient.
Tell your papa that he is a failure.

Alexiiydon:
lol I see how foolish you are ...so you think all the rubbish you’ve been saying move me??or means insult to me you’re just stupid like your miserable father lol you’re so stupid if you think am moved with your threats you whey no sure say you go see tomorrow I have what it takes to end your useless generation ...it will be better if you take poison but I love it if trailer jam you make your blood spill for ground useless he goat tell your mother and your wife that they are dogs useless foolish from a miserable generation

Dirty looking filthy bastărd, miserable pig 🐖
Lean like someone with HIV. How much did you make today as a human being?
I mean how much entered your account as a working class human?
Did you even have up to 500k in your account balance??
Can you boast of making up to 1millon a week??
Look at this disgusting animal trying to bring mouth with me. Na internet dey give you idiòts mouth to talk. Drop your location for that Lagos if dem born your mama and papa well let me take federal police and arrest all your family. Bastărd!
Tell your mother to go and wash her soakaway smelly toto.  Imbecilè son of a drunkard father.
Ogun kill all your family including your dead grand mama.

Vtera:
Toyota Camry 2012

Price: 7:6M

Location: Abuja

With Halogen headlamps? Not LED?
If I buy this Car N3m make I bend.
Why is it you Nigerians like putting price on the high side?

Alexiiydon:
foolish idiot like your father ..so you expect me to speak English because of a fool like you oponu whey Dey sell charger and tell me what you and your father ever contribute to your society except causing nuisance and what your mother contribute except sharing her smelling Toto in the streets wheyre whey no get future better tell your papa to give you poison if you’re too scared to take one yourself...he be like say you don see person share you hotspot Na why you Dey reply since poor riffraff

Did you even finish primary school at all?
See the jargon upon jargon you're writing all in the name of English. I understand the frustration I've been giving to you this past few days.
Everyday you will be collecting insults upon insult from me until you leave nairaland. You're just waking up, you thought I was joking when I said I will deal with you?
Just wait, you will drink Sniper soon.
Tell your miserable family to start arranging for your burial on time. I will kill you physical and spiritual cos you're a small boy. You no get liver you be small boy. And a Dog.
I pity your Dad wasting his money, sending a lunatic like you to school.

9jatriot:
If he is not in one burial, he is in a wedding, if it is not wedding, it is birthday, if it is not birthday it is naming ceremony. If none of these events are available, he will be on google looking for the latest bad news about Nigeria.

As soon as he finds one, he logs into twitter, even without verifying or checking the context of the news, he makes a tweet.

In all of these when does he have time to research for possible solutions to the problems he claims he can solve.

Also, Magaret his wife is a still a young woman, when does he now have time for her?

He has now dished the petecoastal churches he was junking around and he is now trying to woo muslims.

Ebin pawa o.
Na dem
See how you open your dirty mouth with flies swerving side to side

EasyGoingMan44:
Good morning, well-meaning Nigerians,

Please I need your help Sir. I need your help Ma.

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Thursday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Thursday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No. 26, Osuolale Street, Bode Olude, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please help me with any amount; #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3
My name is Olaoluwa


I want to sell my Vivo V3.

Price: 20k
Location: Abeokuta
Contact: 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please buy my phone. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

Its better you sell it o...
Even if na 5k.

Dalohad:
Since this Gen Z buffoon cannot keep her mouth shut, she should be ready to have her certificate withdrawn.

Everytime you idiotts just open your mouths ceaslessly on social media.


Look at Chioma, if she had kept her mouth shut, she won't be suffering in the hands of Erisco.

And the funny part is that the Erisco company told her to withdraw the post she made on social media and apologize but till date she refused claiming damages because one charge & bail lawyer told her they will be the case.

Alexiiydon:
lol be like say you don go do 50mb or you’re back from where you sell you okirika or charger sales boy too Dey ask watin I don achieve combine watin your useless grand father and your stupid father with your foolish mother with you there foolish son combine everything is still not up to my achievements you whey get father figure a useless one with nothing to show except foolishness and stupidity who I blame is the useless one that gave birth to you because she suppose use you do mestration but instead she was foolish enough to gave birth to you ...you pikin self go Dey call you daddy oo I laugh at your stupidity you whey be say all your father ever achieve is to tire wapper for body and drink ogogoro and you stupid mother to Bleep around like she goat no wonder they get birth to trash like you I wish I could have a chance to talk to your stupid father he really needs a DNA to confirm you’re from baby factory but he’s stupid enough not to know he need one and like I said maybe he thought you resemble him with your foolishness so he thought he didn’t need one since his brain is flat nothing good can come out from the tribe of the rising sun of foolishness Na why your head flat na people like you whey no get achievements Dey ask watin someone achieve your only achievement is the foolishness you inherit from your father what should we expect from people whey Dey wake there papa with kick ..flat heads flat brains perfect example of zombies

See the trash you're writing.
Ordinary English you can't express yourself with.. later you'll say your papa sent you to school.
Illiterate fooòl with an iQ of a goat. Try and see if you can afford lesson classes even if it's off day hours.
I seriously pity your future cos las las na suicide you go commit cos I don't see any meaningful contribution you can give the society other than consuming...people like you should be killed and feed to Pigs 🐖 cos your existence in life is worthless.
Just like you lean like someone with sickness, make such you do monthly check up( if he can afford it ) to know when your HIV status has reach stage 2. And also tell your mother not to forget taking her ARV also.
Imbecilè.

Alexiiydon:
like always you sounds dumb and stupid like always pity useless mama you hey born useless pikin like you and whey them born you your useless family go Dey celebrate instead of them to start cry but I don’t blame them since all of them are flat head and their brains are flat too you no smell your wife or maybe gf Toto to see how it’s smelling like suck away idiot whey Dey live for face me I slap you 20 rooms I toilet 🤮people like you shouldn’t even talk because from the way you talk you show how stupid you are and more foolish like your father and grandfather dumb fool

Better fo and ask your mother who is your real father cos na bastărd you be.
A boy without a father figure. That man you're staying with in that house is not your father. Your father is a mad man roaming around Oshogbo market every Sunday morning like tomorrow. So better go there and identify who your real papa.
What have you actually achieved in your life as a human being since dem born you??
You are suffering and pretending everything is OK with you. Can't you see that your family is cursed and rejected?

Strongdickfresh:
Yes, it plays a major role. Not just beans, also fish, egg and groundnut. Make sure you give your children enough proteinous food to grow healthy and smart, esp 10-21 years

It also makes your dick to be strong and fresh...

I know you've run down the Soap and Vaseline in your neighborhood. And your phone is lagging with porn videos.

jenniferedet00:
Tallness is genetic

If you're a drawf, even if you eat beans for ten years, you'll remain that way.

Beans is a good source of protein. Protein repairs worn out tissues, (builds the body) making you strong and healthy.
So you need it in your body.


Check my signature to participate in SMM training.

It has nothing to do with genetics.
DNA is very cheap now. Go do test now to find who your real parents are before it be " had I known"

Yes, and tea also. If you're within the age bracket of 6 & 15yrs. Teenagers.
Also, there are recommended exercises you should be doing.
Not body straining exercises though(like weight lifting ❌❌)

softtorce:
The likes of fake prince oflagos you no see those ones msg na only freestuffguy you see.

Tribalism bigotry n hate as completely damaged you brain.

Agbado town Cryer, as you see am wetin come happen?
You still have money to buy 20mb data, by next week you will change your moniker and beg for money on nairaland. Let's bet??

Alexiiydon:
lol I had to talk about you tribe because I was wondering how can someone be this dumb and stupid so I knew it can be just one tribe the most stupid tribe in Nigeria so I knew that was where your father and mother got there stupidity from to have a stupid fool like you gotten from baby factory your LovePeddler Mother no tell you how many pikin you born for baby factory before she could no longer have any ..so she had to buy you from baby factory you’re so stupid like your tribesmen same as your igwes everybody in your tribe is so stupid so I don’t expect much from you... tribe of the rising sun of stupidity everything you’ve been saying are off point you can see I always say lol before I start everything I want to say because you keep showing how stupid and foolish you are

You ended up saying nothing. 🥱🥱🥱
Oya collect another one and go and cry to your mama.

Tell your mother only her totò is not enough to pay una house rent. She should tell her Grandmother to join so she can put food on your table.

The stench from your mama toto have made people living in your compound to run for their dear life. I heard your mama use to share totò for street as bread. Just imagine now things are hard, she will soon share the whole country with HIV/AIDS
Your Sisters who will knack even a Gorilla for Indomie and Coke.
Omashe o!! Una own don finish.
I heard your papa was a former Yahoo Man who didn't blow. Poverty has really dealt with your family.
Born throwaway kid.
The stench Oozing out from your mama toto has given your papa gonorrhea. Tell your mama to wash her totò well, it has ruined the life of her customers.
Kid wey no sabi him papa wetin dem dey call am?

Alliswell248:
Trash....no sense in your comment.

Grow up....
I can see hate fuming all over you.

Hate?
Look at this mugù?
You think say I dey in that shithole with the likes of you?
Suffering and Smiling people

Agbado people going through my signature. RN

rinzaugustine:
lol you no get joy o 😂 I had asked the guy why not sell your free stuffs to family members and members of your community or village since they are feee and charity begins from home, the guy got upset 😂

Where will they get the money after they have collected election palliative worth more than $20k. Maybe that's what he has been selling in his online FreeStuffsNG.

Alexiiydon:
I know you’re from the tribe of the rising stupidity where all your women are LovePeddler foolish child of a baby factory

Look at this fooòl o?
Because of what I posted on my signature?
I made it for useless people like you( if you're included) .
Let's leave tribe and face each other squarely cos I can see you're daft and hoping for your tribes men to come and help your Coward life out.

Oya collect another one::::::

See as all of una lean including your papa.
Your family are really going alot because of your mama smelly cunt.
I hear say maggot dey commot from there
Deranged F0OL
See as your mama dey like sickle cell anemia for una family photo.
You don't even have sense to abuse sensibly 
Where your mama toto dey smell from?
Don't tell me your mama don do olosho reach your side

Egypt new stadium: 94,000 capacity in their new administrative capital.
Countries who like to develop their football with basic infrastructures.
The opening ceremony was done yesterday with a game against New Zealand which they won 1 - 0.
Hossam Hassan a former player is their new coach.

Odunayaw:
JPes only started to play defensive from the 2nd game of AFCON. Make una no rewrite history abeg

After he regreted not coming with enough midfielders?
So who's fault was it??

Thunder fire Muhammad.
Thunder fire that imam that made me swear an oath under duress because I want to make a comment.
Lastly, Thunder fire Agbado people, mòds; the owner of this forum for being biased with religious bigotry.

My point:
Igbos are Jews not Ishmaelites.
Anybody from Igbo extract that wishes to acknowledge the religion of Ishmaelites is an out-cast, sellout, we don't mingle with them.
With the rave of Muslims terrorists all over the globe which Oyinbo chose to call "Islamophobia", And herdersmen menance here in Nigeria, they're prone to be suspects.

He should not drive it around "owomida" area.

chyzoo4u:
Na poor people wey dey share non-existence freestuffs dey do tribalism

Na member of it will "Favour Me and my Family" crew.
Since he started selling FreeStuffsNG online, I'm not sure he has made up to 3k.

elyte89:
Meanwhile we need to be wary about finidi tactics too,aw can a 10 man Ghana 🇬🇭 pin u down for a larger part of d second half wout response…so tey ,it was looking like mancity vs burnley.

This is a Friendly match not a War match.
Though it's FIFA rated but the Referee let something slide...except for the Ghana player who tend to be unfortunate by abusing the Referee.

Otto Addo, the Ghana coach was playing to his best knowing his job is as stake prior to their poor outing at the just concluded AFCON.
Some Ghanaian fans are calling some players axed from their national team so they had to make it a do or die affair to redeem their image..just like Iwobi did, and also considering its Nigeria their rival.
Nothing much expected from Finidi cos win or lose, he will still maintain his position as the assistant coach to anyone whom NFF decides to "select" as head coach. BUT again, he has to prove he's capable of the job if given an opportunity.

You can see how he reverted to our "attacking orthodox football" that has missing since Rohr & Peseiro took over? It's been our style of play doing our golden ages that makes us a reckoning force around the globe.
I bet if Peseiro was incharge, he would have sat 6 defenders @the back and left a lone striker at the front telling the players to defend deep and hit them on counters. But Finidi matched them man to man, strength to strength and created more chances in the first half. Had we had a strong feet the front, the match would have been 3-0 by 1st half.