Dyt:

Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke

And Y is she laughing? , Ohhhhhh Just remembered U are the one my wife suggested as her replacement

Wonderin wat u ll do if it wz me

slimyem:

no be play o and if i provoke you wetin you wan do??nada!listed as what?tufia!i don't struggle for d1cks.
D1cks struggle for me.

Anyway slim thing me with you no get talk,I can imagine the d1cks struggling for you,abeg don't amuse me.

slimyem:

hehehehehe, fake people living fake lives.idle hands!!!

busy body

Flashaldrin:

busy body

I no wan first talk am,her notice-me is of the highest order.

Flashaldrin:

busy body

same to you!!

freecocoa:

abeg don't amuse me.

its not in my plans

slimyem:

same to you!!its not in my plans

We don see You, Hahaha I don't think i can consider you. Am sorry

slimyem:

same to you!!its not in my plans

You heard the man,he can't consider you,now scram,you weren't invited anyways so,bye.

Ijogz K:

We don see You,  Hahaha I don't think i can consider you. Am sorry  

eeyah
oga tamper vex with mercy naa

freecocoa:

I no wan first talk am,her notice-me is of the highest order.

pot calling kettle balck.smh!

Ijogz K:

We don see You,  Hahaha I don't think i can consider you. Am sorry  

your consideration would not have been welcome anyways, you can swallow your sorry and save it for your future mrs.we'll be here when you come out to e-dump her again.peace!

slimyem:

we'll be here when you come out to e-dump her again.peace!

Am not dumping her, Can people see Y Education is needed in a persons life, You dis illiterate, I seek her consent and we are still married. A divorce is not considered "dumping" It's not just working and we are ending it amicably.

freecocoa:

You heard the man,he can't consider you,now scram,you weren't invited anyways so,bye.

hehehe.i'll leave when i want to and you still cant do shit bout it.get that!

Flashaldrin:

eeyah
oga tamper vex with mercy naa

advocator,well done!your dividends will soon be ready.

Can u guyz see how this FatblackyemSlimyem managed to chase Iyatrustee and Dyt away,  Can you please bounce: You dis woman 

Ijogz K:

Am not dumping her,  Can people see Y Education is needed in a persons life, You dis illiterate,  I seek her consent and we are still married. A divorce is not considered "dumping" It's not just working and we are ending it amicably.

and you still have the time to explain this much to an illiterate even when you think she wont understand??you have done well.oya,clap for yourself!

Ijogz K:

Can u guyz see how this beautifulslimyemSlimyem managed to chase Iyatrustee and Dyt away,  Can you please bounce: You dis woman 

hehehe.i'll bounce only when i'm ready

I know that you are interested, and you have successfully bounced the rest, Oya let's discuss

Ijogz K:

I know that you are interested, and you have successfully bounced the rest, Oya let's discuss

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahaahahahahaha.don't have your time!!!!

Jesus slimyem,what's your problem?paining you so much that you have no body to divorce you publicly?women lol,nothing wey I no go see for nairaland,where is my paddy the baddest to come and help me laugh it off,this is just so funny abeg no kill yourself o,hopefully tellmumu will look your way.let me buzz my girl on YIm to come and help me laugh cos seriously this is hilarious.

freecocoa:

Jesus slimyem,what's your problem?paining you so much that you have no body to divorce you publicly?women lol,nothing wey I no go see for nairaland,where is my paddy the baddest to come and help me laugh it off,this is just so funny abeg no kill yourself o,hopefully tellmumu will look your way.let me buzz my girl on YIm to come and help me laugh cos seriously this is hilarious.

You can see that she's the one using style to toast me now ohhhhh , Slimyem wait till we divorce naaaaw, Abi na so the thing they hungry you?

Ijogz K:

You can see that she's the one using style to toast me now ohhhhh , Slimyem wait till we divorce naaaaw, Abi na so the thing they hungry you?

abeg forget people wey dey find who go toast them,come let's finish the divorce talk,so what are you saying na?

Ijogz K:

Can u guyz see how this FatblackyemSlimyem managed to chase Iyatrustee and Dyt away, Can you please bounce: You dis woman

which iyatrustee dem chase away? abeg na salon i go to beautify my self for my potential sweetheart

freecocoa:

abeg forget people wey dey find who go toast them,come let's finish the divorce talk,so what are you saying na?

Like i was saying, i sent Lukmon our driver to pay for a new apartment for you on the mainland. I really don't want you around the Island anymore. Since some ladies here confirmed the fact that you do backyard run's, I hope dat's ok for you, i would be sending the kids to my mother. They would be in her care.

iyatrustee:


which iyatrustee dem chase away? abeg na salon i go to beautify my self for my potential sweetheart

Good, hope you have your CV set? And you must have not less than 5years relationship experience with not more than 4break-up's

Ijogz K:

Like i was saying, i sent Lukmon our driver to pay for a new apartment for you on the mainland. I really don't want you around the Island anymore. Since some ladies here confirmed the fact that you do backyard run's, I hope dat's ok for you, i would be sending the kids to my mother. They would be in her care.

No not good enough,just give me the money I'll choose where to live,I must get the kids too.

freecocoa:

No not good enough,just give me the money I'll choose where to live,I must get the kids too.

Am beginning to suspect you, Did you marry me because of my money?

Flashaldrin:

eeyah
oga tamper vex with mercy naa

Ijogz K:

I know that you are interested, and you have successfully bounced the rest,  Oya let's discuss  

slimyem:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahaahahahahaha.don't have your time!!!!

im don gree now. you just dey happy. you nor go thank me abi

freecocoa:

Jesus slimyem,what's your problem?paining you so much that you have no body to divorce you publicly?women lol,nothing wey I no go see for nairaland,where is my paddy the baddest to come and help me laugh it off,this is just so funny abeg no kill yourself o,hopefully tellmumu will look your way.let me buzz my girl on YIm to come and help me laugh cos seriously this is hilarious.

admittance of inexisting humour.smh!maybe,you should check out the word hilarious before using it on something that's not even close to it.why something wey no go deposit alert go dey pain me?
I just dey use una unwind and e dey sweet me for belle.oya,reply!

Ijogz K:


Good, hope you have your CV set? And you must have not less than 5years relationship experience with not more than 4break-up's

My CV is impressive i must tell you! 35years relationship experience. i also beat your record for the number of break-ups, its actually 19! i broke up with the 19th guy within some 2mins of commencing the relationship. i assure you i am the best candidate for the vacant position!

iyatrustee:

My CV is impressive i must tell you!35years relationship experience. i also beat your record for the number of break-ups, its actually 19! i broke up with the 19th guy within some 2mins of commencing the relationship. i assure you i am the best candidate for the vacant position!

Ermmmm The bolded, Am not looking for Sugar mummy

New applicants please

Ijogz k,talk na except you want me to chase all your applicants away.

freecocoa:

Ijogz k,talk na except you want me to chase all your applicants away.

You didn't answer me, Did you marry me cuz of your love for my money, ?

Ijogz K:

You can see that she's the one using style to toast me now ohhhhh   ,  Slimyem wait till we divorce naaaaw,  Abi na so the thing they hungry you?

me use style toast you??what a short memory!u don forget say na u use style talk am for hia wey i no still con gree you.make i remind you

Ijogz K:
you have successfully bounced the rest,,  Oya let's discuss  

u don see am??

slimyem:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahaahahahahaha.don't have your time!!!!

plus my answer!

Ijogz K:

You didn't answer me, Did you marry me cuz of your love for my money, ?

What money are you talking about?I'm an independent woman and you know that,I married you cos we had something and stop paying mind to any attention seeker here,I already recommended DYT for you,IYA is available too but if you don't want them remember there are still others,any thin thing is not allowed abeg.