elampiro:

Aubameyang 16 goals in 16 matches

Griezmann 8 goals in 19 matches


If we buy Griezmann when there is an opportunity to buy Aubameyang, then we are confused. If we buy Griezmann for above £50m, then I pity our transfer policy.

Spot on!

What we seriously need:
A deadly CF
A right back better than Valencia who can't cross past the first man.
A left back too.
An actual right winger.

Greizmann isn't even a dribbler.
A prime Ronaldo would cost 300 million in this age.

Funlordmania:



I'm not saying that griezmann should be our be all and end all but come up with some other suggestions let us compare and contrast! The reason I even want grizzy is because he can play in most positions across the front line and I'm always seeing people here complaining of our wing play being wack...griezmann is naturally a skillful winger ( right from his days in sociedad) that now plays as a false 9 so he can be a great asset as a utility option....will aubameyang bench Zlatan? I doubt....will he agree to play on the wings or sit on the bench? How?

less than 10 goals this season. is that who we want to break the transfer record for?

We should sign Auby asap abeg. plus a great ACTUAL right winger.

Why shouldn't he bench Zlatan.
The same Zlatan that'll be attempting scorpion kicks instead of contesting with his head like a proper human being.

Funlordmania:







You may do all the cross word puzzles you want to like a dyslexic toddler on any of my posts but it can't hide the truth of the matter...discipline? Work rate you say? And who are these so called players he is costing a place in the team? Fellaini? Lingard or who?

Acute dementia musta set in for your pathetic self....

During the course of the season, Rooney and Mata have been benched or played outta position (despite being in good form) to accommodate the tactical indiscipline synonymous with your personal Lord and saviour....disrupting the rhythm and consistency needed to maintain top form needed by the aforementioned players yet you are here spitting bollocks.

Funlordmania:

Your submissions in this middle post of yours in in direct corellation with pogbas output from last night.

This is exactly why kids shouldnt do cheap drugs - it messes with their head and impedes the logical and deductive reasoning nous needed for intelligent debates when they grow up...

Someone compared Pogba to Ronaldo and I responded appropriately but in that deluded mind of yours, you saw it as an assessment of the frenchman's performance yesterday....

Btw, it's only a fòol who wouldn't see that Mourihno's decision to accommodate Pogba in the Starting 11 by force is one of the problems with the team this season.

You need deliverance...

Funlordmania:

..hence why I felt the need to inject some cognitive reasoning serum into your blood stream to make you realise that the man you were all busy castigating was one of our better players even on a day when his so called "attitude and dancing" was being called into question!

I am not surprised in anyway - On numerous occassions, you have shown that Pogba's cóck is firmly embedded in your bowels and his Sperm cells seem to have found a way into that decaying lump of mash you have as a brain....hence the ìdiotic posts you constantly put up in his defence....

Funlordmania:

Unfortunately I had not even seen when elampiro pointed out that you had not even watched the match, but you were now forming your opinions as well criticism out of the reactions of some of the bitter pained man united chaps as well as the haters here? Well if I ever need a class on how to form a "senseless and irrelevant opinion on even events that I had not witnessed?" I guess I may need to come to you for lessons then oh master!

Another round of epistle bereft of common sense....

Pogba's poor and nonchallant attitude was being critiqued - something that has been done here on numerous occassions even when he plays well but as usual, you hurriedly jumped into a convo without even taking time to peruse the subject matter......all because of the homoerotic feelings you have for the frenchman.

Too bad!!

lwhere are mourinho,s fan boys

see as men confuse , which of the martial de beat him man? last season abi dis season martial? cause e be like say we de watch different united games,
...lets be realistic, martial and rashford have all been average dis season, only showing glimpse of their last season form in some games, truth is we wouldn't have won that match even if if martial and mata started the game. we were poor, very poor in front of goal, no zeal to win, no leader. infact me don tire for the team.

PS. none of Aubemeyang abi greizman be jose type of center forward, our best bet next season na lukaku, too bad jose go need go back to him vomit. and those wey de diss pogboom need free de guy, him de F-up sometimes but abeg, niqqa de ball.

Rashford and Martial bubbles bursting


Both would be playing in Vitesse if they signed for Chelsea

bykebyke na wetin? just so you know, Pogba dropped 8/10 yesterday, make adisa post no make you think say DABlord drop 2/10, so stop to the lurk aroud here.

AdisaOwala:




During the course of the season, ROONEY and Mata have been benched or played outta position (DESPITE BEING IN GOOD FORM) to accommodate the tactical indiscipline or your personal Lord and saviour....disrupting the rhythm and consistency needed to maintain top form needed by the aforementioned players yet you are here spitting bollocks.




Someone compared Pogba to Ronaldo and I responded appropriately but in that deluded mind of yours, you saw it as an assessment of the frenchman's performance yesterday....



I am not surprised in anyway - On numerous occassions, you have shown that Pogba's COCK IS FIRMLY EMBEDDED IN YOUR BOWELS and his Sperm cells seem to have found a way into that decaying lump of mash you have as a brain....hence the ìdiotic posts you constantly put up in his defence....




Pogba's poor and nonchallant attitude was being critiqued - something that has been done here on numerous occassions even when he plays well but as usual, you hurriedly jumped into a convo without even taking time to peruse the subject matter......all because of the erotic feelings you have for the frenchman.

Too bad!!

All these tears just for me? Wow your butt must really be hurting for being told that you form match and player opinions based on what you read in complete sports rather than from what you watch on TV?



Anyway Rooney has been in good form you say? No wonder he has been relegated to the bench, roundly criticized by even his most loyal fans and has less than 5 leagues goals to show for it? If that is how you measure a players "good form" then you sir are a quintessential _moron! I say that with respect!




Now what is my business if pogba was compared to Ronaldo? How does that reflect on my point that your hatred for him and Jose has led your logic to permanently be embedded in a realm of foolishness? Apart from when you have lucid intervals once a week is your existence on this board not centered around showing pogba up and ranting about the teams deficiencies like an un-fed psychiatric patient in a village asylum? If you hate or don't want to see him succeed here why don't you just simply sip on some chilled otapiapia and save real fans like us as well as your parents and siblings the trouble of reading and dealing with your epistles of painment?



Even your arguments regarding the pogba you hate so much are always centered around how much he costs or dabs....never with any real substance! I don't blame you sha, after all your only really an expert when it comes to _penile arguments! When it comes to soccer knowledge though you are an extreme pauper! Nothing more nothing less! I won't be suprised if your middle name is "nati"



And yes I would rather have pogba embedded in my rectum(according to you) rather than having those of js3 boys embedded in yours as you prefer......at least I would get paid in sterling rather than in sweets! I really thought you were a _bitch when I saw your highly irrational, emotional and misguided comments and crosswords this morning on my posts...maybe you should think of adding an f next to your moniker...Lord knows you have got the attitude down to a T, It is now I truly believe that maybe you must be suffering from some form of pre-menstrual tension to be making such stupid points and observations this fine morning!


Or maybe you should just give up on soccer analysis, mixing with humans online and worrying about pogba and man united this season! After all you made your name by committing acts of statutory rape against little boys! Get back to your calling you whiny,witless,wimpy, _wanker!

weedtaker:
bykebyke na wetin? just so you know, Pogba dropped 8/10 yesterday, make adisa post no make you think say DABlord drop 2/10, so stop to the lurk aroud here.

Fraud.

PietroRico:
another veteran...maximum respect

Veteran gini? ... I'm not that old abeg

2day go bloody gan adisa vs funlor'

me still dey talk am oo say the wing wey useless pass for man u na right back. We don't have one and we haven't had one in years. The second most useless wing is the cf. Ibrahimovic is as confused and confusing to his teammates as they come. People will come here and yap rubbish about his general play while all the dude does is running around everybody's position and confuse them. Has more say in the team than the captain Rooney. What is that? And finally the manager who is well known to hurt people when he has a person vendetta with them. Martial should jeje pack and go. Arsenal we are selling.

Behold, on the horizon! They return! The great mythical draw specialists are back!
United are 6thematically back to their mesmeric best.

Funlordmania:




All these tears just for me? Wow your butt must really be hurting for being told that you form match and player opinions based on what you read in complete sports rather than from what you watch on TV?



Anyway Rooney has been in good form you say? No wonder he has been relegated to the bench, roundly criticized by even his most loyal fans and has less than 5 leagues goals to show for it? If that is how you measure a players "good form" then you sir are a quintessential _moron! I say that with respect!

You are a rank idiot - an accursed one at that...

I cited an instance where certain players (in form) had to be benched or played outta position to accomodate the excesses of your mini deity...but all you could muster was this tripe?



All hail the resident dunce_lord

Funlordmania:

Now what is my business if pogba was compared to Ronaldo?

Then shut the fuckup and keep my mentions off that gangreneous mouth of yours, you unfortunate beast of burden...

If your malfunctioned brain cannot keep up with even the simplest of convos, you don't have to say anything - just post a smiley or gif as usual.

Funlordmania:

How does that reflect on my point that your hatred for him and Jose has led your logic to permanently be embedded in a realm of foolishness? Apart from when you have lucid intervals once a week is your existence on this board not centered around showing pogba up and ranting about the teams deficiencies like an un-fed psychiatric patient in a village asylum? If you hate or don't want to see him succeed here why don't you just simply sip on some chilled otapiapia and save real fans like us as well as your parents and siblings the trouble of reading and dealing with your epistles of painment?

More incoherent jargons from the Autistic Charlatan accursed from birth....

Unlike an attention-seeking faggòt like yourself ,there are actually some of us who have meaningful things doing outside Nairaland - our achievement in life isn't gonna be evaluated by the number of monikers created on a faceless forum....Neither is it gonna be measured by the number of bans on the same forum.


Instead of continuously dragging your father's name in the mud... disgracing your blood line in the process, why not just skip my posts, you unrepentant slowpoke!!!

As I said earlier, i would continue to criticize Pogba for his shortcomings till he changes his ways....if you too vex, you can write all your frustrations on a big box of wood and smash your head against it.

Funlordmania:

Even your arguments regarding the pogba you hate so much are always centered around how much he costs or dabs....never with any real substance! I don't blame you sha, after all your only really an expert when it comes to _penile arguments! When it comes to soccer knowledge though you are an extreme pauper! Nothing more nothing less! I won't be suprised if your middle name is "nati"

Says the paraplegic, Obtuse vagabond who continually posts Pogba's achievements at Juve even when there are more pressing issues at hand.

You are a rank Idiot my friend - an ignorant one at that!

Funlordmania:


And yes I would rather have pogba embedded in my rectum(according to you) rather than having those of js3 boys embedded in yours as you prefer......at least I would get paid in sterling rather than in sweets! I really thought you were a _bitch when I saw your highly irrational, emotional and misguided comments and crosswords this morning on my posts...maybe you should think of adding an f next to your moniker...Lord knows you have got the attitude down to a T, It is now I truly believe that maybe you must be suffering from some form of pre-menstrual tension to be making such stupid points and observations this fine morning!

Now we are getting somewhere....

Here you are on the pages of a faceless forum salivating and jerking off to the profile of a fellow grown man like yourself who doesn't even know you exist....

Since your ambition in life is to become Pogba's lover, I can as well say you would never make it in this world - Even if Dablord were to be gay (which i very much doubt), it's highly unlikely for him to even check out an unintelligent, miserable, scruffy-looking lowlife like you.


You are not just pathetic and hopeless....You are also a shameless, homoerotic dumbfuck without any iota of dignity whatsoever!!

Funlordmania:


Or maybe you should just give up on soccer analysis, mixing with humans online and worrying about pogba and man united this season! After all you made your name by committing acts of statutory rape against little boys! Get back to your calling you whiny,witless,wimpy, _wanker!

Lololol.

You are the one who needs to give up on punditry if all you watch out for during Man Utd's games is Pogba's blockos...

Go and change your soiled pampers biko- spèrm is dripping from your enlarged rectum..

Oshey Fight Muzikkkkkkk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFI6Rf-IkI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pVfBW6N7QA


Lets get down...

Highlights of the match so far....

if I ever need a class on how to form a "senseless and irrelevant opinion on even events that I had not witnessed?" I guess I may need to come to you for lessons then oh master!

Here you are on the pages of a faceless forum salivating and jerking off to the profile of a fellow grown man like yourself who doesn't even know you exist....

Since your ambition in life is to become Pogba's lover, I can as well say you would never make it in this world - Even if Dablord were to be gay (which i very much doubt), it's highly unlikely for him to even check out an unintelligent, miserable, scruffy-looking lowlife like you.


You are not just pathetic and hopeless....You are also a shameless, homoerotic dumbfuck without any iota of dignity whatsoever!!

And yes I would rather have pogba embedded in my rectum(according to you) rather than having those of js3 boys embedded in yours as you prefer......at least I would get paid in sterling rather than in sweets! I really thought you were a _bitch when I saw your highly irrational, emotional and misguided comments and crosswords this morning on my posts...maybe you should think of adding an f next to your moniker...Lord knows you have got the attitude down to a T, It is now I truly believe that maybe you must be suffering from some form of pre-menstrual tension to be making such stupid points and observations this fine morning!

You are the one who needs to give up on punditry if all you watch out for during Man Utd's games is Pogba's blockos... grin

Go and change your soiled pampers biko- spèrm is dripping from your enlarged rectum..

See as peeps dey throw shades with rhythm and rhymes; even add paragraphs come arrange am well-well like essay.

Theres even an umpire to officiate and spectators refreshing pages for more data.

Na waoh!

MaziOmenuko:
See as peeps dey throw shades with rhythm and rhymes; even add paragraphs come arrange am well-well like essay.

Theres even an umpire to officiate and spectators refreshing pages for more data.

Na waoh!

Mazi just say you came to advertise your erotic literature during the interval

How people find time to write meaningless jargons on the Internet in the name of e-fight baffles me a lot.

AdisaOwala:


You are a rank idiot - an accursed one at that...

I cited an instance where certain players (in form) had to be benched or played outta position to accomodate the excesses of your mini deity...but all you could muster was this tripe?



All hail the resident FUNLORD





Then shut the fuckup and KEEP MY MENTIONS OFF THAT GANGRENOUS MOUTH OF YOURS

Instead of continuously dragging your father's name in the mud... disgracing your blood line in the process, why not just skip my posts, you unrepentant slowpoke!!!

As I said earlier, i would continue to criticize Pogba for his shortcomings till he changes his ways....if you too vex, you can write all your frustrations on a big box of wood and smash your head against it.



Says the paraplegic, Obtuse vagabond who continually posts Pogba's achievements at Juve even when there are more pressing issues at hand.



Now we are getting somewhere....

Here you are on the pages of a faceless forum salivating and jerking off to the profile of a fellow grown man like yourself who doesn't even know you exist....

Since your ambition in life is to become Pogba's lover, I can as well say you would never make it in this world - Even if Dablord were to be gay (which i very much doubt), it's highly unlikely for him to even check out an unintelligent, miserable, scruffy-looking lowlife like you.



Lololol.

You are the one who needs to give up on punditry if all you watch out for during Man Utd's games is Pogba's blockos...

Go and change your soiled pampers biko- spèrm is dripping from your enlarged rectum..

Spell the name of your intellectual god right next time...I know you are in awe of it!



As usual you have to resort to lame and tired sparring techniques like flabby Larry Holmes when faced with the brutal decapitation you are going through presently at my hands! "What is the meaning of you have no life? You senseless, god forsaken, _moronic son of a thousand crazed fathers and 1 smelly crippled olosho?


Everyone one has seen my threads? Everyone knows the businesses I run? Successfully at that? I deal in fact based disses and not stale material like you! Are you not aware of the invention of things like the iPad, laptops or smart phones? Why are you pained that I Can afford to be online at a moments notice? Is it because even getting your data subscription for a month is a task you find as daunting as climbing mount everest that you feel everyone needs to share in your struggles?


Is it my fault that when I was busy smashing through school with good grades and passing through life's school of hard knocks which has now led me to become a young ceo that you wish you were, you instead chose to allow your brain turn into a mucus factory and a cargo hold for cosmic slop mixed with the intelligence of a prematurely born gorilla instead of educating yourself?


Why are you always so intent on embarrassing your Keke napep fellow constituents with such flawed reasoning mr amala...sorry wahala... sorry again I meant owala? Is your stupidity of the post modern version or what? Now you are screaming about my monikers? Is this your 1st moniker on NL? No....and if I am banned unjustly is it a crime to create a new moniker for the meantime? No....so how does my moniker count change the fact that you are still the same polyp brain possessing, nasty ponce that you have been right from birth! You really do possess the attitude of a scurrilous goat! This is why your train of thought is continually derailed like a runaway train or the same way your _impotent _cock slips in and out of the anal cavities of teenage boys! Focus damn it.....your arguments have always putrified the thread so I don't know which currency you feel you have left that you want to trade in to redeem yourself!


Now to the soccer...what is wrong in FUNLORD admiring, pogba, Jose mourinho or griezzman? Even if they don't know me? Answer the question you disease ridden bonobo monkey? I look up to the great and good in society and learn from their strategy and achievements and you call that bad? All you know how to do here is to blaspheme against our great club and flood our nice little corner of cyber space with your "guguru and epa" logic of hate and psychosis!


Well I'm not suprised when the sort of people you look up to include "Elton john, Charles Manson, patience Jonathan, bebe, Eric djemba djemba and clifford orji....why would you understand the respect I have for pogba and Jose! How can you understand when your brain is actually a protozoan...You cry over his fee when you have never even bought a fake replica jersey from oshsodi! I understand you have to eat but at least try to contribute somehow to your clubs growth!



Listen adisa..its sad that your fan boys have led you to your doom today...you will learn the meaning of the "red as well as the devil" in United's mantra today...I will slap you with similies, violate you with verbs, annihilate you with adjectives, pound you with prose, crush you with comprehension and put your online personality back in its rightful place amongst the dregs of society, your fellow pederasts, your fellow _sperm shake sippers as well as your intellectually deficient complete sports alumni!


If your foolish pride has been piqued by my vitriol shower then too bad! Your destiny file has been marked DAMNED right from heaven..so it ain't my fault you nasty child molesting ogre! Now kindly close that portal of halitosis that you call a mouth, shut and clean that resevoir of unknown diseases you call an anus, reboot that faulty kerosene powered device you refer to as a brain inside that your gourd shaped brittle skull, fold those talons you call fingers into a clasp and bow down before your lord and seek for any sort of atonement.... You stupid, sozzled, obtuse, unfortunate, brain dead bastard!









PS: I'm using another of my monikers to cause more painment for you! After crying about it kindly do your unborn kids a favour and commit _mong like hara kiri!

dis wan don pass fight o

It takes more than 5mins to even read all the paragraphs. Person no fit just say "getaway, mumu" case closed!

Na to arrange 12 paragraphs now be the koko.

Boring disses.. ..Market women style


Do it the hip pop way.. ..like Educated goons

Abuses up and down.. ..Give me punchlines

eph12:
How people find time to write meaningless jargons on the Internet in the name of e-fight baffles me a lot.

Grown up men...adults ffs! Imagine burning so much time trying to compose epistles just to prove you can curse better or win an efight that would be forgotten before evening

MaziOmenuko:
It takes more than 5mins to even read all the paragraphs. Person no fit just say "getaway, mumu" case closed!

Na to arrange 12 paragraphs now be the koko.

I just tire

The causative organism of the wrestlemania between Alagba Funlord and Mr. AdisaOwala>>>>>>>

joeace2020:
me still dey talk am oo say the wing wey useless pass for man u na right back. We don't have one and we haven't had one in years. The second most useless wing is the cf. Ibrahimovic is as confused and confusing to his teammates as they come. People will come here and yap rubbish about his general play while all the dude does is running around everybody's position and confuse them. Has more say in the team than the captain Rooney. What is that? And finally the manager who is well known to hurt people when he has a person vendetta with them. Martial should jeje pack and go. Arsenal we are selling.

14 goals bro,14 goals!! from a 36 year old man fear no let me blame ibra.

Why are you always so intent on embarrassing your Keke napep fellow constituents with such flawed reasoning mr amala...sorry wahala... sorry again I mean owala?


You cry over his fee when you have never even bought a fake replica jersey from oshsodi! I understand you have to eat but at least try to contribute somehow to your clubs growth!

AdisaWahala vs dunce_lord
Mona no attack me o, I'm only quoting both of you

The "ADISAOLODO" is busy scurrying around other threads looking for assistance and support from the rest of his fellow soka forest dwelling clan!

Come out _fuckboy! No amount of side comments, likes or gif support will save you today! I am not nihilist that was a gentleman and decided to walk away the other day you spread your filthy monkey shines towards his lane! No kiddo...I am the TCP that is going to wipe away the boil that is you off the face of humanity( online humanity rather).

Just don't get fired or go broke trying to keep pace with me _bitch! I hope you are not making excuses at work just to salvage what is left of your tattered ape pride? I on the other hand I'm indoors smoking a joint, sipping on brandy and madam is making me lunch....so I'm in flip mode! Let me show you how easy it is....borrow all all the lines you can....the next part of your online rape would be a question and answer session! Come on slut...show your crusty face and let's keep going!



Cc: adisaowala aka adisaolodo!

joeace2020:


Grown up men...adults ffs! Imagine burning so much time trying to compose epistles just to prove you can curse better or win an efight that would be forgotten before evening

The painful part is that the epistles are quite long making it hard to go through the thread.

PietroRico:


AdisaWahala vs dunce_lord
Mona no attack me o, I'm only quoting both of you

You no well! I am a peaceful fun loving man as you all know! I just tire for why this sub humanoid just begin bark like one rabies afflicted dog this morning over some innocent banter on top last night game and pogba....nihilist come dey zuga am join! Tor...Nihilist don waka leave am to him fate...na me and am today!

Oya funlord and adisaowala, make una end this matter abeg. You guys should be combining to kick Nihilist and his boys outta here instead of engaging in fratricidal violence.