joeace2020:


Sorry to burst your bubble...we nor get agberos and primary 6 dropouts among our fans. We know when to start, when to stop and when not to start spamming upandan like a troglodyte

Neither do we.

The offending fellow was a Catalan

lekkie073:
who made d rules

Those who made your international break, awesome.

airmark:


Those who made your international break, awesome.

since when did NURTW start making rules for FG

lekkie073:
since when did NURTW start making rules for FG

Don't know what you talking about. I was referring to the fans of the epl champions.

airmark:


Don't know what you talking about. I was referring to the fans of the epl champions.

they r one and d same

hmmm, I dey laugh, I am proud to be the originator of the phrase "long may your woes continue" on this section of the forum

Only a supreme being can hold me back on that day when the table turns

that's all

Time changes sha

Someone bumped this old thread and see how Man Utd fans were bashing Mourinho and Chelsea fans hailing him

https://www.nairaland.com/1296943/did-mourinho-fail-real-madrid

Man’s not hot..... out of tubu finally.

raumdeuter:
Time changes sha

Someone bumped this old thread and see how Man Utd fans were bashing Mourinho and Chelsea fans hailing him

https://www.nairaland.com/1296943/did-mourinho-fail-real-madrid

hmmm, I read all, kudos to u

Let's see if the guys would take their chances

Lana1:
U know the damage we can cause when it comes to actual trolling(no be the nonsense wey una don dey do in the last 3 days). Now u dey try involve mods for leniency.

No worry if u dont want us to disturb ur thread on the event of the inevitable L that ll soon befall ur team, u must appease the gods.

All Ifa requires is:
1. 10 live dinosaurs.
2. 100 Brazilian 80yr old virgins.
3. A signed confession from raumdeuter claiming Hazard is the best footballer alive and Terry is the best defender in the last decade.
4. A signed affidavit from Monsieur Nihilist claiming Matic is the best DM in the league.


Produce these things and we go leave ur thread alone

Na that ur number 3 go hard pass, raumdeuter would rather die.

kokaneprodigy:

Na that ur number 3 go hard pass, ramdeuter would rather die.

Thats because Hazard and Terry are overrated

Jones has been subbed off early in the england vs Germany friendly, I really hope its not serious.
He just can't seem to stay fit even to save his life.

Can we just bring Evra back instead of shoehorning people here and there?

joeace2020:
Can we just bring Evra back instead of shoehorning people here and there?

banned for 7 months

Lukaku with two goals tonight

dopeJemi:


banned for 7 months

Is that not for European competitions where he actually did the shaolin Kick.

joeace2020:


Is that not for European competitions where he actually did the shaolin Kick.

Nope, All European football. He has also been sacked by Marseille.

Hope una dey watch Una useless player...empty net he cannot score

diggz:
Hope una dey watch Una useless player...empty net he cannot score

Who?

Jones out with groin injury

joeace2020:


Is that not for European competitions where he actually did the shaolin Kick.

not exactly sure but you can look it up, it's a football offense before anything else

MRTA7:


Nope, All European football. He has also been sacked by Marseille.

dopeJemi:


not exactly sure but you can look it up, it's a football offense before anything else

This is what i got from dailymail.. Y'all are right but what does the domestic football means.

joeace2020:


This is what i got from dailymail.. Y'all are right but what does the domestic football means.

He can play France's domestic league matches but won't participate in UEFA Champions League and the Europa league. Not necessarily for Marseille though, since they've terminated his contract.

Leyqute:


He can play France's domestic league matches but won't participate in UEFA Champions League and the Europa league. Not necessarily for Marseille though, since they've terminated his contract.

Okay i see.. and he can't move to another European club too right?

joeace2020:


Okay i see.. and he can't move to another European club too right?

He should be able to move to other clubs in Europe but won't be able to play European football for the length of the ban.

Looks like Herrera is close to agreeing terms with Atletico Madrid...That's what the papers say.

Yes , but I think that's part of a bigger problem. Slow speed of play and predictable passing. Telegraphed passes done slowly are total poison to a team trying to attack . What happens is that much of our passing is often slow and predictable. This makes it much easier for opposition players to close us down and tackle. Chelsea last sunday were passing and moving at speed using less predictable lines and moves. Yes , Hazard is an awesome player but it's not about him , it's about dynamic , creative football. When teams start playing that kind of football you see one touch moves and quick 1-2s , a third man making a run inside the full back , a quick lay off followed by a sharp turn and run behind the centre back or even a back heel. Then some midfielder turns up in the box when the defenders aren't expecting it and scores.
We all know what good football is because we have seen it so many times and it's bloody effective. You don't need a team of Hazards , just players who already instinctively know where the ball is going to go before the opposition can read it. Being on a wavelength with other players. The ball is then gone before the tackler gets close. Defenders don't know who to pick up and get drawn out. It doesn't have to be tippy tappy or Brazil 1970 to be good football , just pacey and dynamic you just have to move the ball around more quickly and let the opposition run after the ball rather than players . If teams do that then space starts to open up. The interesting thing is you can do this as a form of counter attack whilst keeping half an eye on your defending. Infact to defend well away from home in big games United HAVE
to offer more attacking threat on the counter. If they don't then then opposition will just come onto us in waves trapping us in our own half (eg anfield , which I thought we were lucky to survive 0-0)
Player (a) has to know before the ball gets to him what the next pass will be (player b) , that player who is receiving the ball starts to sense the run of his winger (player c) even before the very first pass is played. Meanwhile , player d has sensed this and has already started to make a dummy run to draw the fullback away. Two seconds later the winger is racing to the by line and whips a cross in for player a (who incidentally hasn't stood still but has made a run into the box ) to head a goal. Something like this cannot happen easily if you pin players down to positions , park the bus and fill players with a fear of losing a goal. They will just slow things down and make predictable passes.
Mourinho's style inhibits free expression and encourages anti football. It slows players down and pins them to positions and they take extra touches and take too long to decide on their next pass. And then , when the ball is lost , we are not aggressive enough to win it back , thus forcing us to shuffle back into two lines of 4 hoping to get back possession rather than win it in their half. Its a thing of the past and it bores and frustrates the hell out of me. And it started the moment we went to Anfield and Jose drilled his players to bus park with awful football rather than trusting them that they can actually play a bit. Since then the confidence has gone and fear has set in.
The irony is that United played quite well the first 10 minutes v Chelsea. The ball was zipping around a bit and we looked a bit dangerous. But then.......zzzzzz

A comment by @desmondisback @redcafe. I think this sums up why we are where we are at the moment.

Nihilist:


Ridiculous.

The only beans we acknowledge is agoyin.

Hoping to have agoyin and Agege bread with Pepsi on your thread very soon!

diggz:
Mscheeeew.... yeye boiz Ontop we small party wey we organize days ago naim una dey wail like so? Sotey Judas spirit enter inside one of una for inside the wailing matter

Anyways, wish you scumwats hard luck in your future trollings....

And on that dat day even Judas will not be found on ya thread!

patrickmuf:
Looks like Herrera is close to agreeing terms with Atletico Madrid...That's what the papers say.

At 28, i think we should cash in on him, and go for a swift dynamic player. Forsberg of Liepzig is my pick, the guy is very good.