Brestar:
Telegraph suggesting we could go for Fernando Llorente. Thoughts on this guys

no way. Chelsea isnt a revival ground for dead or dying players.We have had more than enough of strikers nearing their end,eto,shev,pato.falcao comes to mind readily.

Bville02

Mr Ibime I haff something to tell you. ..


You wee likings it.... it's about a eunuch

elrony:
Mr Ibime I haff something to tell you. ..


You wee likings it.... it's about a eunuch

Wetin happen to Pius Eunuch?

Ibime:


My friend, the only reason Luiz is thriving is cos he is playing as a sweeper with no marking detail. Put him to the left and give him marking detail, the old brainless Luiz resurfaces.

Besides, the sweeper (Luiz) is the passer of the team. What does Zouma know about that?

The way boys dey reason dey fear me these days.

I think the 3 man can be in 2 ways
The one m thinking is like a triangle with Zouma at the apex with Azpi and Luiz in front and beside him

His Job will just be to tackle and play simple passes

I 'think' sha.....Still better than Cahill

Ibime:


Wetin happen to Pius Eunuch?

I hear say one GK get more career goals than the bald eunuch


Abeg how many goals him get?

elrony:


I hear say one GK get more career goals than the bald eunuch


Abeg how many goals him get?

Lol

elrony:


I hear say one GK get more career goals than the bald eunuch


Abeg how many goals him get?

Yes now, 3 goalkeepers sef.

Jose Luis Chilavert
Jorge Campos
Rogerio Ceni

Ibime:


Yes now, 3 goalkeepers sef.

Jose Luis Chilavert
Jorge Campos
Rogerio Ceni

What else describes a sterile AM than this scenario?

elrony:


What else describes a sterile AM than this scenario?

Actually it is only Rogerio Ceni who has more career goals than Iniesta. If that is all you need to label him sterile it is crucial to know that the list of midfielders with less career goals than Ceni include other "sterile, visionless mugus" like Manuel Rui Costa, Zvonomir Boban, Robert Prosinecki, Thomas Hassler, Paul Gascoigne even the sainted Xavi Hernande and an all time great Zidane.

Just saying you can use stats in any direction you choose and saying Rogerio Ceni has more goals than an outfield player isn't saying much.

afrodoc2:


Actually it is only Rogerio Ceni who has more career goals than Iniesta. If that is all you need to label him sterile it is crucial to know that the list of midfielders with less career goals than Ceni include other "sterile, visionless mugus" like Manuel Rui Costa, Zvonomir Boban, Robert Prosinecki, Thomas Hassler, Paul Gascoigne even the sainted Xavi Hernande and an all time great Zidane.

Just saying you can use stats in any direction you choose and saying Rogerio Ceni has more goals than an outfield player isn't saying much.

Chaiiiiiiiii afrodoc2 sef, I have no idea what you are saying

afrodoc2:


Actually it is only Rogerio Ceni who has more career goals than Iniesta. If that is all you need to label him sterile it is crucial to know that the list of midfielders with less career goals than Ceni include other "sterile, visionless mugus" like Manuel Rui Costa, Zvonomir Boban, Robert Prosinecki, Thomas Hassler, Paul Gascoigne even the sainted Xavi Hernande and an all time great Zidane.

Just saying you can use stats in any direction you choose and saying Rogerio Ceni has more goals than an outfield player isn't saying much.

My friend sharrap. Chilavert has more senior club goals than Iniesta. 59 vs 55. What a disgrace.

Tell me the AM that Chilavert outscored except Pius Eunoch Iniesta. At least Rogerio Ceni has 129 goals which would eclipse most AMs.

Every other AM you mentioned has circa 100 senior club goals. Zidane has 125. They all played in 1990s era were teams only played 2 central midfielders and scored less than Iniestas era of 3 central midfielders.

Jose Luis Chilavert (GK) - 59 senior club goals
Pius Eunuch Iniesta (AM) - 55 senior club goals

We did not name him Eunuch for nothing. What a disgrace.

lordfalcao:
http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2017/01/07/31237062/conte-weighing-up-january-exits-for-chelsea-duo?

The minute Kenedy plays for Chelsea, he can't go on loan again as you are not allowed to play for 3 teams in a season.

So I suspect Kenedy won't appear in the FA Cup. They will keep him in training while seeing if there is another better LWB on the market. If we get to the close of transfer window and nothing materialises, then we will see Kenedy.

Ibime:


The minute Kenedy plays for Chelsea, he can't go on loan again as you are not allowed to play for 3 teams in a season.

So I suspect Kenedy won't appear in the FA Cup. They will keep him in training while seeing if there is another better LWB on the market. If we get to the close of transfer window and nothing materialises, then we will see Kenedy.

yea. True.. Seems Kennedy serving as a back up no go make sense..

Ibime:


My friend sharrap. Chilavert has more senior club goals than Iniesta. 59 vs 55. What a disgrace.

Tell me the AM that Chilavert outscored except Pius Eunoch Iniesta. At least Rogerio Ceni has 129 goals which would eclipse most AMs.

Every other AM you mentioned has circa 100 senior club goals. Zidane has 125. They all played in 1990s era were teams only played 2 central midfielders and scored less than Iniestas era of 3 central midfielders.

Jose Luis Chilavert (GK) - 59 senior club goals
Pius Eunuch Iniesta (AM) - 55 senior club goals

We did not name him Eunuch for nothing. What a disgrace.

My fat friend take several seats (hopefully none of them breaks beneath your massive girth). You are known for your rude and aggressive antics when people disagree with you.
We were here a few years ago when you were shouting people down saying that Iniesta was the best midfielder in the world, now you are here again bloviating that he is a "visionless" mugu and eunuch. In a few years time you will come again with agidi and egun ori to say another thing.
Who exactly is your oga at the top that keeps confusing you so?

You mentioned that a keeper Ceni has scored more than Iniesta making him sterile in your eyes, that should make Zidane,Rui Costa, Prosinecki, Boban, Xavi and co also "visionless" and sterile since a keeper scored more than them also.

afrodoc2:


My fat friend take several seats (hopefully none of them breaks beneath your massive girth). You are known for your rude and aggressive antics when people disagree with you.
We were here a few years ago when you were shouting people down saying that Iniesta was the best midfielder in the world, now you are here again bloviating that he is a "visionless" mugu and eunuch. In a few years time you will come again with agidi and egun ori to say another thing.
Who exactly is your oga at the top that keeps confusing you so?

You mentioned that a keeper Ceni has scored more than Iniesta making him sterile in your eyes, that should make Zidane,Rui Costa, Prosinecki, Boban, Xavi and co also "visionless" and sterile since a keeper scored more than them also.

My friend sharrap. You are the duplicitous punk here.

Someone asked me for goalkeepers who have scored more goals than Iniesta. I named 3 of them.

You duplicitously went to count 10 Iniesta goals scored in Spanish regional league for amateur teams and youth teams to claim Rogerio Ceni is the only keeper that has outscored him.

You then duplicitously went to name midfielders with 100+ goals to their name as midfielders that Rogerio Ceni has also outscored in order to twist the argument.

The main koko here, you dubious cünt, is that Iniesta has 55 goals to his name, less than Jose Luis Chilavert. Don't you ever mention him with midfielders with 125 goals. They are not in the same bracket.

Jose Luis Chilavert has more goals than Pius Eunuch Iniesta, and probably so will Jorge Campos if we can get our hands on his cup record.

55 goals in 12.5 years career. He will wear the EUNUCH title with pride whether you like it or not. That's 4 goals a season. Nigga I can't divide.

Ibime:


My friend sharrap. You are the duplicitous punk here.

Someone asked me for goalkeepers who have scored more goals than Iniesta. I named 3 of them.

You duplicitously went to count 10 Iniesta goals scored in Spanish regional league for amateur teams and youth teams to claim Rogerio Ceni is the only keeper that has outscored him.

You then duplicitously went to name midfielders with 100+ goals to their name as midfielders that Rogerio Ceni has also outscored in order to twist the argument.

The main koko here, you dubious cünt, is that Iniesta has 55 goals to his name, less than Jose Luis Chilavert. Don't you ever mention him with midfielders with 125 goals. They are not in the same bracket.

Jose Luis Chilavert has more goals than Pius Eunuch Iniesta, and probably so will Jorge Campos if we can get our hands on his cup record.

55 goals in 12.5 years career. He will wear the EUNUCH title with pride whether you like it or not. That's 4 goals a season. Nigga I can't divide.

But you could divide 4 years ago, teacher chike? when you said he was the best in the world was your abacus broken?
Tell us how other visionless mugus like Zidane, Xavi, Prosinecki, Rui Costa have less goals than a goal keeper Rogerio Ceni

afrodoc2:


But you could divide 4 years ago, teacher chike? when you said he was the best in the world was your abacus broken?
Tell us how other visionless mugus like Zidane, Xavi, Prosinecki, Rui Costa have less goals than a goal keeper Rogerio Ceni

Name the AMs that Jose Luis Chilavert has outscored except Pius Eunuch Iniesta or forever shut the fccuk up.

Happy Birthday to Eden Hazard who turns 26 today

Ibime:



Name the AMS that Jose Luis Chilavert has outscored except Pius Eunuch Iniesta or forever shut the fccuk up.

LMAO! If you did not shut ya trap after flip flopping from a pro-Iniesta extremist to an Iniesta hater before our very eyes why should i after asking you reasonable questions?
You shape-shifting amoeba please can you explain what happened to your abacus a few years ago that your calculations have changed now?
Or did Iniesta have more goals than he has now when you were gallivanting upandan like a Neanderthal proclaiming that he was the best?

A pertinacious troglodyte like you should be able to explain why Rogerio Ceni has more goals than Zidane and Xavi.

afrodoc2:


LMAO! If you did not shut ya trap after flip flopping from a pro-Iniesta extremist to an Iniesta hater before our very eyes why should i after asking you reasonable questions?
You shape-shifting amoeba please can you explain what happened to your abacus a few years ago that your calculations have changed now?
Or did Iniesta have more goals than he has now when you were gallivanting upandan like a Neanderthal proclaiming that he was the best?

A pertinacious troglodyte like you should be able to explain why Rogerio Ceni has more goals than Zidane and Xavi.

That was 2008/2009 season dumbo, his first season amogst the elites.

Even if he impressed me that season, we are here 8 years later, his career is winding down, yet the Eunuch has less career goals than Jose Luis Chilavert and less league goals than Jorge Campos. Am I supposed to still be impressed?

I asked you to name the AMs that Chilavert has outscored, and you've gone dumb all of a sudden, after coming in with all guns blazing. Mr man, if you can't name them, this conversation is over.

Pius Chilavert Eunuch Iniesta.

It's going down here...

Lemme call dudes

Raumdeuter elrony funlord Chelseafan1 Lana1 dopeJemi Leyqute pietrorico you guys have already won that match...

Come and watch this one jare

Ibime:


That was 2008/2009 season dumbo, his first season amogst the elites.

Even if he impressed me that season, we are here 8 years later, his career is winding down, yet the Eunuch has less career goals than Jose Luis Chilavert and less league goals than Jorge Campos. Am I supposed to still be impressed?

Pius Chilavert Eunuch Iniesta.

You could have mentioned his number of goals in isolation but you brought GKs into it comparing his output to theirs so well lets use your parameter.
Please o obese leprechaun tell us why another GK like Rogerio Ceni has more goals than Zidane, Xavi, Rui Costa e.t.c. After that o Sultan of Fat tell us what you can infer from that statistic.

Mad goat been following from the onset

afrodoc2:


You could have mentioned his number of goals in isolation but you brought GKs into it comparing his output to theirs so well lets use your parameter.
Please o obese leprechaun tell us why another GK like Rogerio Ceni has more goals than Zidane, Xavi, Rui Costa e.t.c. After that o Sultan of Fat tell us what you can infer from that statistic.

My friend I didn't start this conversation. Someone asked me a question and you jumped in like Commando. I prefer to compare Eunuch Iniesta to his mates like John Terry and Sergio Ramos, not Rogerio Ceni who I know is an anomaly with buckets of goals that can even compare with some strikers. If you are talking around the 50 goal mark, that is Iniestas playground, not 100+ mark. But thanks to Elrony for bringing the matter up. Now, not only do we have John Terry and Sergio Ramos to compare to the eunuch, we also have goalkeepers like Jorge Campos and Luis Chilavert. If it pain you, go and die like widows in Edo State.

Pius Campos Chilavert Iniesta.

Ibime:


My friend I didn't start this conversation. Someone asked me a question and you jumped in like Commando. I prefer to compare Eunuch Iniesta to his mates like John Terry and Sergio Ramos, not Rogerio Ceni who I know is an anomaly with buckets of goals that can even compare with some strikers. If you are talking around the 50 goal mark, that is Iniestas playground, not 100+ mark. But thanks to Elrony for bringing the matter up. Now, not only do we have John Terry and Sergio Ramos to compare to the eunuch, we also have goalkeepers like Jorge Campos and Luis Chilavert. If it pain you, go and die like widows in Edo State.

Pius Campos Chilavert Iniesta.

My morbidly obese and comically confused friend i didn't quote you, i quoted and responded to elrony's post. Yet you jumped in like an ogbange on heat. Or it that apart from obesity you also suffer from pre-senile dementia to forget what happened so soon?
If it pain you, go to the gym and burn some fat

Nihilist:
Lemme call dudes

Raumdeuter elrony funlord Chelseafan1 Lana1 dopeJemi Leyqute pietrorico you guys have already won that match...

Come and watch this one jare

Osanobua de ba wę bro

Nihilist:
Lemme call dudes

Raumdeuter elrony funlord Chelseafan1 Lana1 dopeJemi Leyqute pietrorico you guys have already won that match...

Come and watch this one jare

We dey here!!