MeGaStReEt: See wetin GEJ don turn our future wives to

Killz.:

Abegi. . . Make i hear word. There is nothing like boyfriend snatcher. She displays her goods, if he likes it, he buys it. It's his choice to leave a girl for another. All these quack mentality tire me jare. . .

Op, if he is eying you, it's not your fault. Just let him do what he wants to. but have it at the back of your mind that any guy that leaves his current relationship -without a reasonable reason- for you, might also do the same to you. . . Tread softly. He may want to see you as an opportunity to make his stay in the city interesting, and then DUMP you afterwards. . . Na you sabi!

Orikinla: And some Nairaland I-D-I-O-T-S put this on the homepage? What a du-m-b post. Nairaland is really going down hill these days.

Killz.:

Abegi. . . Make i hear word. There is nothing like boyfriend snatcher. She displays her goods, if he likes it, he buys it. It's his choice to leave a girl for another. All these quack mentality tire me jare. . .

Op, if he is eying you, it's not your fault. Just let him do what he wants to. but have it at the back of your mind that any guy that leaves his current relationship -without a reasonable reason- for you, might also do the same to you. . . Tread softly. He may want to see you as an opportunity to make his stay in the city interesting, and then DUMP you afterwards. . . Na you sabi!

Orikinla: And some Nairaland I-D-I-O-T-S put this on the homepage?

purefella:
What you don't understand about Nairaland is this , when a female post her rubbish the dirty minded pigs and dogs moderators will quickly place it on front page

okunoba: Fiction or real, this lady writes well. Can`t wait 4 the continuation of this thriller.

lashontae:
@rhymz-
J's a nice guy but nope, FALLING I would find myself cast into WW3 with roomie! He's not even my type! I would want to have a bear or a tiger kind of man, not a gentle teddy. I like aggressive men(not to me, o). Nywayz, I think u get wot am trying to say, I probably just mentioned him because of his relevance to the events that have happened

queensmith: Is the poster asking for a go ahead to 'feast on' another womans man? Why? Will it make you feel better about yourself?

Are there no single men to 'feast on' in the whole of Lagos? When the witches of your former room deal with you, you will now.

Go on

ismaeel86: jealous girl, girls like you is what made up to extend my stay in the bachelors club. After sleeping with all d fine boys around u will now turn to born again, jumping from one crusade to another, praying for a husband, buying all sort of spiritual and inspirational books on how to find Mr right. shior

Ivynwa: Jeez!

Angel Mamalola is here delivering judgement, let me run fe cover-o-o before they condemn me to hell where I don't belong. Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Angel Mamalola Ejooooo biko no vex now, allow man and woman pikin catch small fun for nairaland now............abeg make i shut up my mouth before they give me seat for lucifer back. I no wan go hell o-o-o, I dey catch enough jamz and beats for clubs when I need to chill with music, I no need hellish jamz biko. Abeg I no fit laugh-o-o-----make I go sleep biko. Make we no too take life serious sef.

I hope you are chilling Mama the mama lola. Abeg smile jooo.

omo me just dey play
i dey fcck well
that thing sweet no be small
it remain small make i be nympho
during action i throw my legs ajar
u no go recognize sey na me dey para here
all na denge
i just dey find trouble
catch my fun
na sincerity of the heart go carry us go heaven
sin different from sin
we no kill person
God sey make we recreate and make our pikin
every night before i sleep i dey pray sey if na time,
God carry me go to where you dey
fire and me no dey gree, na by your side i wan dey God
all the nack don wash away be that
ask for forgiveness and sin no more ify

nkemmu: @pstr,dos days in sch i tried doing samefin to my rummate wich i succeeded but the truth is ,my rummates bf nw ex,never liked me.was just using me.i got tired and dumped him myself but i still feel guilty doing that to my rummate.i feel i owe her an apology.doh i later heard she also nailed my boyfriend,who also is nw my ex but i stil feel bad i naild hers.atyms i feel she placed a curse on me never to get a rlstnxh cos sins den i havnt had a comited rltnsp.so i advise dont follow your lustful desire.you may not hate yourself nw bt i promise you the law of karma must surely come around.if not nw,but later.inadition,mayb your rummate may have read your kind of person thats why you both dont get along

mamalola19:

omo me just dey play
i dey fcck well
that thing sweet no be small
it remain small make i be nympho
during action i throw my legs ajar
u no go recognize sey na me dey para here
all na denge
i just dey find trouble
catch my fun
na sincerity of the heart go carry us go heaven
sin different from sin
we no kill person
God sey make we recreate and make our pikin
every night before i sleep i dey pray sey if na time,
God carry me go to where you dey
fire and me no dey gree, na by your side i wan dey God
all the nack don wash away be that
ask for forgiveness and sin no more ify

lashontae: Lol. I used to have a crush on this guy when I was sharing a flat with his girl. Cool guy, got swag, fresh n clean...everything I wanted in a guy, except that he was dating my witch of a roommate (now former-roommate).
Last Saturday, I ran into him as I was handling some travel stuff and it turned out, we're gonna be in the same city for a week, (I'm staying a week, he's staying longer).
When I sighted him, I was like 'Dayum, give me this guy for breakfast'!
He looked so so yummy! Lol!

And I also didn't miss the fact that this man was literally drooling over me.
Shon, he exclaimed, encasing me in a close hug. Where u been? Missed you! (well, he didn't use the exact words, but close enough, lol).

As a sharp girl and a naughty one too, I noted that the dude was really feeling the girl! Hmmn interesting, I said to myself....
He also told me he's on a break with ex-roomie and he doesn't think they're compatible.
I ain't gonna lie. I feel him too, I've done for a long time. Now, I'm here, unable to concentrate and occasionally glancing at the phone number he scribbled.
To meet up with him or not to?
I know what's gonna happen if I do. I want what's gonna happen if I do...I'm so so tempted but again, I'm a little bit hesitant. Because I really don't want to join issues with my former roommate who BTW is a sadistic witch!
Gosh!

coogar:

you talk too much.
do the deed already and stop boring us.
most chic do these without even voicing it out.....
at most, he jabs you 1000 thrusts n he ejacs......zing, the do is over!

lashontae: ^
Please, help me say it again. HE IS ON A BREAK FROM MY FORMER ROOMMATE!

I'm not worried about him cheating with me. I'm only worried about playing with the enemy's toy. Especially since she grovelled and begged (like the sorry slut she is) for him not to leave her. He said he got tired of her possesiveness.
Anyways, haven't seen him yet. I'm fattening him up for the slaughter.
Men abound everywhere but right now, I got appetite for that dude alone. You would too if you were to set eyes on him.
Lol!