Sagamite:

So it is Gorillas you do?

Hmm, okay, I see.

queensmith:

Eni ti won nwo lawo sukun ton wora re lawo rerin.

I have a man saga, what have you got? Your left hand and dreams of queensmith? You better follow novomans advice and check yourself into rehab!

fluid26:

Abobi, no mind dat whale joor...she just dey form one tin one tin. When she jam one bad erectus trouserous, she go reduce everything to just one requirement. Lol

Goldieluks:

What are the qualities your looking for in a woman?

fellis: Qualities I want in a wife:
1. She must be humble and submissive and ready to defer to me whenever I want, must know that the final say lies with me.
2. She must be a good cook, must know how to deliciously prepare my favourite dishes.
3. She must be very beauriful. Slim, figure eight, long mammy-water hair, smooth skin, preferably fair in complexion, luscious lips, cute face, white teeth that are well arranged in the mouth, big boooobs.
4. She must be good at "intimacy" abi is it intimate relations, (what did this man say we should be writing instead of s[i]e[/i]x)? . She must want it as much as I do and be an expert at it, although I also want her to be a decent and well-behaved person, but somehow I still want her to be a p[i]o[/i]rnstar in bed.
5. She must love me more than I love her. (No be me go be mugu for the marriage.)
5 and a half: She must be educated and working. Not just sitting at home to eat my hard earned money.
5 and three quaters: she must be a good and neat home keeper. Can wash my clothes, make my bed, keep the toilet sparkling all the time and scrub floors and remove cobwebs, wash plates etc.

Thats all for now.

BROSS ANY WOMAN THAT POSSESSES ALL THESE QUALITIES MUST BE A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI YOU WANT HER TO BE EDUCATED AND WORKING AND STILL BE WASHING PLATES AND ALL THAT AT THE SAME TIME ?

Bobbysworld28: Get 5 great qualities u would want 2 be. Work @ them.
U usually marry U̶̲̥̅̊я type. FACT!
Mine r:
She hs respect for authority.
She is God-fearing.
Ability to say sorry & change when needed.
Hv an understanding of wht d union is all about.
A great character & man management skillz

HMMM BROSS U DID NOT MENTION INTIMACY OOO, OR CAN YOU GET IT OUTSIDE ??

slimyem: at least you are considering it...and that's the definition of dumb!!!
#end of story#
*this has been fun!
Goodday!*

shymmex:

Phuck sake, it's this faggit again.

How many times am I going to tell you that I don't like butt pirates

I like girls, and only girls - please take faggit arse somewhere else, chimp face.

shymmex:

Phuck sake, it's this faggit again.

How many times am I going to tell you that I don't like butt pirates

I like girls, and only girls - please take faggit arse somewhere else, chimp face.

Sagamite:
No, you said you like gorillas.

You clearly said you will choose a Gorilla over a girl. You want a Gorilla to ram your arse.

Now we know what you are into.

Bobbysworld28: U̶̲̥̅̊я question should be more like: what qualities do I need 2 have/acquire 2 make I good husband/father. It takes two 2 tango, guy.
If u hv d right qualities, u attract d right mate who'll understand & appreciate U̶̲̥̅̊я vision. Remember dt d man is d head so he gives direction 2 d union.
U̶̲̥̅̊я question was a bit immature, SORRY

NOT ALWAYS TRUE , YOU NEED POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE CURRENT TO PRODUCE ELECTRICITY. COUPLES SHOULD BRING OUT THE BEST OF EACH OTHER. COUPLES SHOULD COMPENSATE WHAT EACH OTHER LACKS, IF YOU MARRY SOMEONE THAT ACTS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY U DO, THINKS THE SAME WAY YOU DO, IT WILL BE BORING, THE DIFFERENCES IF HANDLED CORRECTLY, MAKE MARRIAGE FUN .

shymmex:

Do you know what a figurative language is??

Fam, you need to go back secondary school - and stop stalking me...

Adult education is free of charge, ok?

Sagamite:

No, you said you like gorillas.

You clearly said you will choose a Gorilla over a girl. You want a Gorilla to ram your arse.

Now we know what you are into.

Originakalokalo: She must be under 23,she must be the last born from a family of four.her dad must be a top politician,the first son must work in chevron,second born in shell.third born in total.and she must be good in bed.

BROSS THIS ONE NO BE GOLD DIGGER AGAIN BUT GOLD STEALER

Sagamite:
Shut up!

What figurative language? You said you want to have sexual activities with a Gorilla, you sick fck!

Maybe you are not that sick though, since you look like one anyway.

Sagamite:

AH! A-WHALEY-MAMA!!!

AHHH!

Morbidly obese fooool, you are still dreaming you will find a man?

Worse still you are setting criteria instead of taking what you can find?

With all your blubber?

AHHHH! What the fck have you been puffing?

You did not puff-puff-pass?

mekaboy:

BROSS THIS ONE NO BE GOLD DIGGER AGAIN BUT GOLD STEALER

slimyem: yes,he said it and its neither joke nor lie-shymmex loves and fccks gorillas!!!!

shymmex:

Yeah, I hear that... I'm a sick phuck, are you happy now?

I already gave you a beat down today - stay on the queue for another day...

I'm trying to talk to chics here, fam.. Stop messing up the flow..

paris10: Well, sorry to burst your bubble. I only need three qualities in a woman. Her duty would be to:

1.Feed me
2.bleep me and
3.Shut the bleep up.

* Food, ssex and silence. That's all the quality. What more do I need? I'll make my money, let her make hers. I'll be educated, don't care if she isn't. You can't feed someone and not talk about being humble, F.cuk someone all the time and not talk about good in bed, shutting the hell up and not talk about fear of God.

STRANGE REASONING BUT I SEE A POINT IN THIS

shymmex:

You should sober I compared you to a gorilla, but you're happy about it.. I guess the comparison isn't far-off from the truth..

I really feel sorry for you.

Sagamite:

Stop forming?

Which chics?

Are you currently at a zoo?

Do we need to give you space to toast one of the female Gorillas?

shymmex: @MsDarkSkin

Bring ya big JAfrican bum here, dun noe girlie..

queensmith:

who let the coons out?

shymmex:

Yeah, I'm currently in a zoo because I've to keep responding to a chimp like you...

Can you please stay on the queue, and wait for the right thread?? Damn!! - this thread is about chics, blud.

*Sighs*

slimyem: you've never seen me!
Makes the comparison unreasonable!
The truth still remains-you love and fcck gorillas!!!

shymmex:

And since Nigeria is one of the only two countries in the world, where gorillas are indigenous to - I guess it wasn't be a bad idea to compare you to a gorilla..

Shymmex has been vindicated!!!

Sagamite:
So you are turned on by the Gorilla's there?

shymmex:

I'm bored now - do you have any other comebacks, apart from repeating the same line, over and over again??

Be creative, fam..

Your comebacks bore me to sleep. *Yawns*