La Parisienne: @Sagamite
The joke is on you, give it up already

shymmex:

I dunno, but some people do say that...

I think I found someone I can live my life for - and someone who's down with the brother..

*Come give me a hug, mami*

La Parisienne: Goldie, I think Shymmex has hots for you. You should consider him

Let's raise a glass for Nairaland's latest couple

slimyem: you've never seen me!
Makes the comparison unreasonable!
The truth still remains-[size=30pt]you love and fcck gorillas!!! [/size]

pro01: SINCE MEKABOY LIKES SHOUTING HIS QUESTIONS, I WILL ALSO SHOUT MY ANSWER TOO. ALL IT TAKES TO BE A WIFE MATERIAL ARE THE FOLLOWING:

1. AN UNWILLINGNESS TO EVER CHEAT ON HER HUSBAND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER.

2. SUBMISSIVENESS - A WOMAN MUST KNOW HER ROLE AS THE SUPPORTER, NOT THE CO-EQUAL. OBEDIENCE BEFORE COMPLAINT IS THE KEY.

3. SHE MUST BE 'HOMELY', NOT THE TYPE THAT WANTS TO GO TO THE NEWEST CLUB OR HAPPENING JOINT IN TOWN. IF SHE IS TOO OUTGOING, THEN CHANCES ARE THAT SHE CAN MISBEHAVE AND MISFUCK 'BY MISTAKE'.

4. SHE MUST NOT BE THE 'CLIQUE' TYPE OF WOMAN. A WOMAN THAT HAS TOO MANY FRIENDS OR BELIEVES IN 'CLIQUE-ISM' CAN NEVER BE A GOOD WIFE BECAUSE SHE WILL TELL HER FREINDS ALL HER HUSBAND'S SECRETS AND SHE WILL BE INFLUENCED NEGATIVELY BY MEMBERS OF HER CLIQUE.

^^ this is almost EVERYTHING what a future husband should not be like

why not talk about husband qualities

5. SHE MUST NOT BE IMPRESSED BY MATERIAL THINGS. LET ME BEG HER FOR ONE YEAR BEFORE SHE ALLOWS ME BUY HER ANOTHER CAR, NO MATTER HOW RICH I AM. ANY WOMAN THAT LIKES MATERIAL THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE TEMPTED AND HAMMERED BY ANOTHER MAN THAT CAN TEMPT HER WITH THAT.

END OF DISCUSSION.

Mynd_44: Back to the thread please

Goldieluks:
Hehehehe, typical Nigerian men way of wooing,lol.

shymmex:

I'm a naija don, so, I guess it's inborn.

When are you going to cook for me?

Goldieluks:


Typical.
You can take the man outta Niaja, but you cannot take the Niaja out of the man.

Goldieluks:
Typical.
You can take the man outta Niaja, but you cannot take the Niaja out of the man.

Mynd_44:
I hear wedding bells

Ernestbukky: hi

shymmex:

You will get an invite as soon as the date is fixed.. But the wedding is in the creeks of ND..

shymmex:

Is it a crime to love naija food, huh?? Nope.

I need pounded yam, and ground rice to keep fit lol.. Those two food are like steroids to me, they give me muscles.

bcomputer101: if u dont have something to say, why dont u google it before u start highing...... Or u think u re in living faith programe

Mynd_44:
I hear wedding bells

Imanuelle: 1. Love - she must love me so much..

2. Understanding - ability to speak one language..without quarrels and arguments

3. Strong - she must be able to do things even when I'm not dere
I want to always bliv my kids are safe with her

5. Sexy - she has to make me always want to rush home after work,

queensmith: Qualities I want in a husband,

1 he must have an ivyleague/russel group university postgraduate degree and professional qualifications
2 he must be a neatfreak and be obsessive over cleanliness, and a very good cook that enjoys cooking every day.
3 he must know how to dress well and look presentable at all times
4 he must not be a bigot, misogynist, homophobic, backwards or closed minded (not nigerian)
5 he must have the same moral, ethical, social etc standards as i do.
6 Definitely not religious, i don't need that at my tender age
7 he must be packing, as in quality and quantity (trojan standards) non negotiable, and be totally freaky.

kambili190:

that's ALMOST everything what a future husband should not be like

why not talk about future husband qualities ladies

pro01: SINCE MEKABOY LIKES SHOUTING HIS QUESTIONS, I WILL ALSO SHOUT MY ANSWER TOO. ALL IT TAKES TO BE A WIFE MATERIAL ARE THE FOLLOWING:

1. AN UNWILLINGNESS TO EVER CHEAT ON HER HUSBAND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER.

2. SUBMISSIVENESS - A WOMAN MUST KNOW HER ROLE AS THE SUPPORTER, NOT THE CO-EQUAL. OBEDIENCE BEFORE COMPLAINT IS THE KEY.

3. SHE MUST BE 'HOMELY', NOT THE TYPE THAT WANTS TO GO TO THE NEWEST CLUB OR HAPPENING JOINT IN TOWN. IF SHE IS TOO OUTGOING, THEN CHANCES ARE THAT SHE CAN MISBEHAVE AND MISFUCK 'BY MISTAKE'.

4. SHE MUST NOT BE THE 'CLIQUE' TYPE OF WOMAN. A WOMAN THAT HAS TOO MANY FRIENDS OR BELIEVES IN 'CLIQUE-ISM' CAN NEVER BE A GOOD WIFE BECAUSE SHE WILL TELL HER FREINDS ALL HER HUSBAND'S SECRETS AND SHE WILL BE INFLUENCED NEGATIVELY BY MEMBERS OF HER CLIQUE.

5. SHE MUST NOT BE IMPRESSED BY MATERIAL THINGS. LET ME BEG HER FOR ONE YEAR BEFORE SHE ALLOWS ME BUY HER ANOTHER CAR, NO MATTER HOW RICH I AM. ANY WOMAN THAT LIKES MATERIAL THINGS WILL ALWAYS BE TEMPTED AND HAMMERED BY ANOTHER MAN THAT CAN TEMPT HER WITH THAT.

END OF DISCUSSION.

Goldieluks:

you can get that in African shops.

shymmex:

I live in a place where naija food is a luxury.. I only eat Jamo, Indian, and Oyinbo food here.

Help a brother out - I can't be traveling to mum's yard in LDN to get naija food all the time.

You have an option to buy naija food stuffs in bulk and take it home with you,whenever you come to LDN?
I live far far away.

Mynd_44: There is only one quality
she must not be Onila

queensmith: Qualities I want in a husband,

1 he must have an ivyleague/russel group university postgraduate degree and professional qualifications
2 he must be a neatfreak and be obsessive over cleanliness, and a very good cook that enjoys cooking every day.
3 he must know how to dress well and look presentable at all times
4 he must not be a bigot, misogynist, homophobic, backwards or closed minded (not nigerian)
5 he must have the same moral, ethical, social etc standards as i do.
6 Definitely not religious, i don't need that at my tender age
7 he must be packing, as in quality and quantity (trojan standards) non negotiable, and be totally freaky.

chukham: pls re u an organisation or a wife? Wat do u want wth his qualifications? Besides, i think u are lazy.

Goldieluks:
You have an option to buy naija food stuffs in bulk and take it home with you,whenever you come to LDN?
I live far far away.

shymmex:

I can't cook naija food, though...

chukham: pls re u an organisation or a wife? Wat do u want wth his qualifications? Besides, i think u are lazy.

chukham: pls re u an organisation or a wife? Wat do u want wth his qualifications? Besides, i think u are lazy.