Goldieluks:
Go and get schooled at the 'food section'.

shymmex:

Will you be my teacher??

Only if you can afford the price.


*This girl has got me in trouble, people are now saying I don't show Yoruba girls love. *

Goldieluks: [/b]
Like seriously?? what people??

swtchicgurl: ^^^^^ u two should get a room!

fellis: Qualities I want in a wife:
1. She must be humble and submissive and ready to defer to me whenever I want, must know that the final say lies with me.
2. She must be a good cook, must know how to deliciously prepare my favourite dishes.
3. She must be very beauriful. Slim, figure eight, long mammy-water hair, smooth skin, preferably fair in complexion, luscious lips, cute face, white teeth that are well arranged in the mouth, big boooobs.
4. She must be good at "intimacy" abi is it intimate relations, (what did this man say we should be writing instead of s[i]e[/i]x)? . [b]She must want it as much as I do [/b]and be an expert at it, although I also want her to be a decent and well-behaved person, but somehow I still want her to be a p[i]o[/i]rnstar in bed.
5. She must love me more than I love her. (No be me go be mugu for the marriage.)
5 and a half: She must be educated and working. Not just sitting at home to eat my hard earned money.
5 and three quaters: she must be a good and neat home keeper. Can wash my clothes, make my bed, keep the toilet sparkling all the time and scrub floors and remove cobwebs, wash plates etc.

one time i read a book, and the man said he couldn't stand the thought of his wife blowing him with the same mouth that kisses his children.

which leads me to believe that if a woman is spectacular in bed, (one that you consider wife material) then the next thing you know, you will be wondering how she got to be so good in bed. then you will start to get insecure, wondering who and how many she has been with before you. then you will start pressing for the answers, knowing that you really dont want the truth. then you will start making accusations that are unfounded. and then she will be a heaux in your eyes. what you want is a girlfriend. because im pretty sure that u would not be comfortable with your wife being a freak, and instead would go get your needs met by someone else.

hell, everyone knows my journey in maintaining my celibacy, abstaining from sex until marriage, and im accused of being a nymphomaniac for thinking about sex!!! It's as if a woman isn't supposed to want to get laid as much as a man, when I we do.

Thats all for now.

fellis: Qualities I want in a wife:
1. She must be humble and submissive and ready to defer to me whenever I want, must know that the final say lies with me.
2. She must be a good cook, must know how to deliciously prepare my favourite dishes.
3. She must be very beauriful. Slim, figure eight, long mammy-water hair, smooth skin, preferably fair in complexion, luscious lips, cute face, white teeth that are well arranged in the mouth, big boooobs.
4. She must be good at "intimacy" abi is it intimate relations, (what did this man say we should be writing instead of s[i]e[/i]x)? . [b]She must want it as much as I do [/b]and be an expert at it, although I also want her to be a decent and well-behaved person, but somehow I still want her to be a p[i]o[/i]rnstar in bed.
5. She must love me more than I love her. (No be me go be mugu for the marriage.)
5 and a half: She must be educated and working. Not just sitting at home to eat my hard earned money.
5 and three quaters: she must be a good and neat home keeper. Can wash my clothes, make my bed, keep the toilet sparkling all the time and scrub floors and remove cobwebs, wash plates etc.

one time i read a book, and the man said he couldn't stand the thought of his wife blowing him with the same mouth that kisses his children.

which leads me to believe that if a woman is spectacular in bed, (one that you consider wife material) then the next thing you know, you will be wondering how she got to be so good in bed. then you will start to get insecure, wondering who and how many she has been with before you. then you will start pressing for the answers, knowing that you really dont want the truth. then you will start making accusations that are unfounded. and then she will be a heaux in your eyes. what you want is a girlfriend. because im pretty sure that u would not be comfortable with your wife being a freak, and instead would go get your needs met by someone else.

hell, everyone knows my journey in maintaining my celibacy, abstaining from sex until marriage, and im accused of being a nymphomaniac for thinking about sex!!! It's as if a woman isn't supposed to want to get laid as much as a man, when I we do.

Thats all for now.

shymmex:

Don't mind them..

Tpia said it one time; ileke_idi said it as well; and now some edo guy just said the same thing lol...

When are you going to teach me how to cook?? I love banga soup, and ogbono soup..

swtchicgurl: ^^^^^ u two should get a room!

shymmex:

We can use your room, if you don't mind..

Goldieluks:

hey i thought you were trading your 'love' for a phone? any buyer yet?

swtchicgurl:

*pulls her ear* shuuuu

swtchicgurl:
oya c um come lets go. . . me and you alone.

Goldieluks:
I see.

fellis: Qualities I want in a wife:
1. She must be humble and submissive and ready to defer to me whenever I want, must know that the final say lies with me.
2. She must be a good cook, must know how to deliciously prepare my favourite dishes.
3. She must be very beauriful. Slim, figure eight, long mammy-water hair, smooth skin, preferably fair in complexion, luscious lips, cute face, white teeth that are well arranged in the mouth, big boooobs.
4. She must be good at "intimacy" abi is it intimate relations, (what did this man say we should be writing instead of s[i]e[/i]x)? . [b]She must want it as much as I do [/b]and be an expert at it, although I also want her to be a decent and well-behaved person, but somehow I still want her to be a p[i]o[/i]rnstar in bed.
5. She must love me more than I love her. (No be me go be mugu for the marriage.)
5 and a half: She must be educated and working. Not just sitting at home to eat my hard earned money.
5 and three quaters: she must be a good and neat home keeper. Can wash my clothes, make my bed, keep the toilet sparkling all the time and scrub floors and remove cobwebs, wash plates etc.

Thats all for now.

swtchicgurl:
oya c um come lets go. . . me and you alone.

Goldieluks:
Shymmex you have a date!

shymmex:

What can you cook, tho?

Goldieluks:
African dishes are my delight ranging from soups to solids, you name it,lol.

shymmex:

Damn!! I can't leave my iyawo goldie.. You can watch us, tho..

Ask her if she would like a party.

TisaBone: one time i read a book, and the man said he couldn't stand the thought of his wife blowing him with the same mouth that kisses his children.

which leads me to believe that if a woman is spectacular in bed, (one that you consider wife material) then the next thing you know, you will be wondering how she got to be so good in bed. then you will start to get insecure, wondering who and how many she has been with before you. then you will start pressing for the answers, knowing that you really dont want the truth. then you will start making accusations that are unfounded. and then she will be a heaux in your eyes. what you want is a girlfriend. because im pretty sure that u would not be comfortable with your wife being a freak, and instead would go get your needs met by someone else.

hell, everyone knows my journey in maintaining my celibacy, abstaining from sex until marriage, and im accused of being a nymphomaniac for thinking about sex!!! It's as if a woman isn't supposed to want to get laid as much as a man, when I we do.

Thats all for now.

shymmex:

can I get a roll call, madam delta?

Goldieluks:
you asking for permission for a three.some? Classic!

swtchicgurl: smb

shymmex:

Nah, that was a joke... You know I'm a loyal guy..

I already declared my e-love for you.. You're my omalicha nma.

Goldieluks:
lool@^^
Only if you can afford it.

Goldieluks:
every guy is loyal, don't you think?

shymmex:

Nah, that was a joke... You know I'm a loyal guy..

I already declared my e-love for you.. You're my omalicha nma.

Goldieluks:

#shaking your brain#?? easy easy ooooo.

shymmex:

Afford it, ke??

You're the one with the oil money.. I'm from Lagos, and our oil is yet to be exploited..

All I have right now is ocean money from Epe beach, and I don't think that's enough..

queensmith:

abi, they dont even know what they want. She should be a porn actress and at the same time love the sex? Because they told him that porn is meant for women. They think beating a woman for 10minutes is good sexx? Dont worry he will soon learn. He can marry a prostitute but I don't know how far that will take him if he doesnt like her work!

shymmex:

Afford it, ke??

You're the one with the oil money.. I'm from Lagos, and our oil is yet to be exploited..

All I have right now is ocean money from Epe beach, and I don't think that's enough..

shymmex:

I don't know about every guy - but I know about shymmex.. Shymmex never disappoints, it's loyalty above everything with him.

swtchicgurl:

palm oil, right?

Goldieluks:
but you have fam@ warri with oil money.

Yea call him 'Saint shymmex'