Mynd_44:
Noting I am just allergic to stupi-dity

Boyloaf: for all of u givin 5 qualitiy bulls.hit; dnt worry, Mary d mother of Jesus is coming to Marry ur as.ses.

dubem3:
ur really hungry for an e-fight

Jojo Armani: hahahahahaha Mynd u funny, anyway am enjoying ur allergic to stupidity

shymmex:

Mine isn't 'fantasy-land' - there are millions of chics out there who fit the criteria I listed. Heck, I meet them almost everyday - but I'm not ready yet.. I'm still a youngin trying to find a niche for myself..

Ooops, sorry you can't meet my criteria - but if you had listened to my humble advice, and eat more, you probably would have been able to catch-up...

Eat more, grown a bum, enlarge ya t/its, and fix ya face - and you may make the list.

Till then, have fun.

slimyem: if anyone will,you'll be the last guy on Nl that'd interest me!
You don't catch my fancy!
....and btw,i do have a really cute,face,a slim but shapely body and clearly visible jugs...
And do i care if you think otherwise?
Hell no!
Duh!

damlawbaba: A good wife must be colourless,odourless,and tasteless shikena yanwa[b][/b]

shymmex:

[s]Catch your fancy??

I'd rather try that on a gorilla, than waste my time on you....

And you need to stop advertising yourself to me, you have NEVER been my type - and you will NEVER be...

I just noticed you because you always stalk my threads..

Just fix ya face, ok?... Mynd_44 may be interested in you.[/s]

slimyem: its all in your head-the idea that i'm actually stalking you i mean.....
Did i stalk you on this thread?
Why did you quote me if you werent so keen on getting me to notice you?
Mister,you are known for dumb threads and as soon as i see one of such from you i come in to remind you of how stup. id you sound and help you desert your stupidity again.
But you are still a dog with a bone-not that l'm suprised anyways.
Btw,this thread is neither about me nor you...quit being a sissy!
..and may you find what your are looking for....hopefully not in your dreams

Stevmayor007: 1)She must love me (We must love each other, because certainly we'll disagree to agree)
2)She must be neat at all time and not be relutant at house chores ( Check her toilet and kitchen and u can tell if she's dirty)
3)She should be able to tell what u like as a husband, be it food and should be able to 30% know your mind
4)She must be God fearing ( i.e she must not cheat on her husband even if they part for 20 years under an understandable condition.
5)Her love making life must be satisfactory, her private part must atall time be neat. So u as a man must get her really wet before trusting into her.

shymmex:

I just feel sorry for you most times because you're my namesake in a way...

My threads are for matured minds - and they always serve the purpose, they're created for... I'm not a conformist - I'm a rebel, and I create rebellious threads to rock the boat.. All my threads get good number of views, and that say a lot about the quality..

Yeah, shymmex is a dog - and the brother to the night. So, you're right about that...

Sissy?? I've never been a sissy..

Attention seeker?? That's your last name..

Next time, don't remind me of how "stupid" I'm. Focus on how you can eat more, and how you can actually move from being slimyem - plumyem, ok??

I hope you will take my advice this time.

slimyem: [s][/s]babbles!

queensmith: Qualities I want in a husband,

1 he must have an ivyleague/russel group university postgraduate degree and professional qualifications
2 he must be a neatfreak and be obsessive over cleanliness, and a very good cook that enjoys cooking every day.
3 he must know how to dress well and look presentable at all times
4 he must not be a bigot, misogynist, homophobic, backwards or closed minded (not nigerian)
5 he must have the same moral, ethical, social etc standards as i do.
6 Definitely not religious, i don't need that at my tender age
7 he must be packing, as in quality and quantity (trojan standards) non negotiable, and be totally freaky.

shymmex:

I noticed your panties have been getting moist on the regz, since cute girls said shymmex is the cutest guy on NL..

But, I'm already taken - please dry your moist panties, and look elsewhere...

Shymmex is a rebel, ya dig?

slimyem: self appraisal-i get it!
Can you now please pull your scrotum over your head?
Thanks in advance!

mekaboy: MY FELLOW NL GUYS AND MEN, MOST TIMES YOU HEAR SINGLE GUYS LIKE US SAY THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A WIFE, AND YOU ASK THEM WHAT OF THE GIRL U DATED FOR 2 YEARS NOW, THEY SAY SHE DOES NOT HAVE THE WIFEY QUALITIES, I DONT DISAGREE THOUGH.

BUT MY QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE 5 QUALITIES TO LOOK OUT FOR A GIRL THAT WILL MAKE A GUY WANT TO KEEP THIS GIRL FOREVER BESIDES ALL THE OTHER GIRLS HE HAS DATED. I MEAN I HAVE DATED GIRLS IN THE PAST BUT WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE MY HEART JUMPS, I JUST COULDNT IMAGINE GROWING OLD WITH THEM. SO GUYS WHAT ARE THE 5 QUALITIES A GIRL SHOULD POSSESS TO QUALIFY TO BE A WIFE? I KNOW WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS OF A WIFE BUT I AM SURE THERE WILL BE SOME GENERAL QUALITIES.

LET ME HAVE YOUR OPINIONS .

queensmith: Qualities I want in a husband,

1 he must have an ivyleague/russel group university postgraduate degree and professional qualifications
2 he must be a neatfreak and be obsessive over cleanliness, and a very good cook that enjoys cooking every day.
3 he must know how to dress well and look presentable at all times
4 he must not be a bigot, misogynist, homophobic, backwards or closed minded (not nigerian)
5 he must have the same moral, ethical, social etc standards as i do.
6 Definitely not religious, i don't need that at my tender age
7 he must be packing, as in quality and quantity (trojan standards) non negotiable, and be totally freaky.

Riba_man: Na you biko!

Where are the nairaland menfolk? This woman has class, make haste to look for her.
After all, the Holy Book says a good wife is a blessing!

shymmex:

At the bolded part: the scrotum can't do that trick, but the long johns sure can... But I've never tried it..

**This crazy stalker is making me sound like a classless fool, but who cares? **

Sagamite:

AH! A-WHALEY-MAMA!!!

AHHH!

Morbidly obese fooool, you are still dreaming you will find a man?

Worse still you are setting criteria instead of taking what you can find?

With all your blubber?

AHHHH! What the fck have you been puffing?

You did not puff-puff-pass?

Mr..Cork:



POSTER. hang on. Apart from heavy Nyansh and serious booobsi, what other quaality do u want?? Bro u sure u like women?

shymmex:

Catch your fancy??

I'd rather try that on a gorilla, than waste my time on you....

And you need to stop advertising yourself to me, you have NEVER been my type - and you will NEVER be...

I just noticed you because you always stalk my threads..

Just fix ya face, ok?... Mynd_44 may be interested in you.

d_surrogat: ..........................................................this poster meka boy or watever...u need to go to youtube and download VOLTRON and SESAME STREET....cos dats ur level for now son......

YOU THINK SO? PLEASE IF YOU READ THROUGH OTHER GUYS COMMENT, YOU WILL REALIZE THAT THEY ARE SAYING THE SAME THING, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY

zannie: Y'all shud make sure u have what it takes to get d woman of ur dreams coz its d energy u feed into d universe dat bounces back to u (like attracts like)

Riba_man: Na you biko!

Where are the nairaland menfolk? This woman has class, make haste to look for her.
After all, the Holy Book says a good wife is a blessing!