BizBooks:

This particular story is like an April Fool's joke in May. The writer's clearly
stated that it is a joke. So why is NL giving the impression that it is a true
story thereby making a mockery of her readers in the process.

Joke or no joke,Nigerians will like to know why their president refused to say amen to an anti-corruption prayer ? Is he not a true christain ?

what the heck? I don't know why this Abati man always speak all the time for GEJ. I think he is covering up something and using "quotas of amen & amis" as an excuse What do you guys think

I don't believe abati can actually say that what is the meaning of government officials has an allocated amen they have to say in a day God help nigeria

More headlines from the source of this story:

1. Lagos state introduces Ugly Building tax
2. "No, you may not have your votes back," INEC tells GEJ supporters
3. Nigeria to have more pastors than congregation in 20 years, CAN warns
4. High cost of Kerosene halts Nigerian revolution
5. It is not bleaching, I just take too much Fanta, says Oyo State Governor
6. Lawmakers pass law making it illegal to diss the first lady
7. William Hill to sue Pastor TB Joshua over FA Cup losses
8. Government gets ready to blame Ngozi Okonjo Iweala for everything
9. Lagos to be spared 236 days of rain if one honest politician can be found
10. Government warns T.B. Joshua not to make any negative prophesies concerning GEJ

Folks, it is called satire. We have one such site here in the US. It is called
The Onion.

BizBooks: More headlines from the source of this story:

1. Lagos state introduces Ugly Building tax
2. "No, you may not have your votes back," INEC tells GEJ supporters
3. Nigeria to have more pastors than congregation in 20 years, CAN warns
4. High cost of Kerosene halts Nigerian revolution
5. It is not bleaching, I just take too much Fanta, says Oyo State Governor
6. Lawmakers pass law making it illegal to diss the first lady
7. William Hill to sue Pastor TB Joshua over FA Cup losses
8. Government gets ready to blame Ngozi Okonjo Iweala for everything
9. Lagos to be spared 236 days of rain if one honest politician can be found
10. Government warns T.B. Joshua not to make any negative prophesies concerning GEJ

Folks, it is called satire. We have one such site here in the US. It is called
The Onion.

and why are you trying hard to tell people it's a satire ? Are you beaf in disguise ? Meanwhile you havent tell me why jonathan didnt say amen to the anti-corruption prayer coming at a time he just shared #1 billion with his thiefing ministers !

This is the dumbest excuse I've heard in a long long while

Na 2day weda u say amen or not so shaLl it be ijmn. God does not need ur amen 2 work, when d mumu went 2 reedeem camp 2 become president dem pray 4 am tire, thunder fire u fire interpreter abati after jona rule just dey follow ur guy go bayelsa oh ewu!

Is This Really Funny...

Simply comically comic. ROTFLMAO.

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and why are you trying hard to tell people it's a satire ? Are you beaf in disguise ? Meanwhile you havent tell me why jonathan didnt say amen to the anti-corruption prayer coming at a time he just shared #1 billion with his thiefing ministers !

If he failed to say "Amen", we have the right to find out why. But don't post a story
that is proven to be false and pretend that it is true. Maybe you now know the story is
false but thousands of NLers read it and believed it to be true.

The moral of this story is: Don't believe anything you read on the internet unless it
is from a reputable source.

Please move this thread to the joke section. Thank you

Wow! They Couldn't Construct A Reasonable Excuse To Cover The Presidential Messssssssss...

Very very funny.... See laff wan rape me....

Did Reuben Abati really say that?

BizBooks: If he failed to say "Amen", we have the right to find out why. But don't post a story
that is proven to be false and pretend that it is true. Maybe you now know the story is
false but thousands of NLers read it and believed it to be true.

The moral of this story is: Don't believe anything you read on the internet unless it
is from a reputable source.

Thank you for that. I believed what I saw on the front page.

My "believe one stupid story" quota has been satisfied for the day lwkmd.

BizBooks:

If he failed to say "Amen", we have the right to find out why. But don't post a story
that is proven to be false and pretend that it is true. Maybe you now know the story is
false but thousands of NLers read it and believed it to be true.

The moral of this story is: Don't believe anything you read on the internet unless it
is from a reputable source.

It's taking forever,when will jonathan come and give his reason ? I wonder if his reason will be sensible than what we have here already !

I love NL, always something funny.

BTW, let me see how the presidential spokesperson will spin this one. If you went to church but couldn't say amen, hmmm

A very funny joke which I refuse to believe. Even BEAF will be disappointed if true.

To the Moderators and Owners of NL,

You have the right to publish satire or other false stories ridiculing public officials.
But when you do, you must make clear that they are jokes otherwise you may lose credibility
or even worse expose yourselves to legal jeopardy. Don't mind what anybody might say here
in defense of such practices.

manny4life: I love NL, always something funny.

BTW, let me see how the presidential spokesperson will spin this one. If you went to church but couldn't say amen, hmmm

Maybe Abati didnt brief Akinola on the kind of prayers jonathan needed !

Thus, we should stop pray for Nigeria then, if, our President can not say amen for the prayer that will makes the Nation move forward.

BizBooks: More headlines from the source of this story:


10. Government warns T.B. Joshua not to make any negative prophesies concerning GEJ

Folks, it is called satire. We have one such site here in the US. It is called
The Onion.

Truely this report may not be,but we still need the reason why τ̣̣ђё president didn't say AMEN in τ̣̣ђё first place .. A̶̲̥̅♏ quite sure Reuben Abati will definitely come up with one comical excuse as presumed

I no fit laugh o o! Somebody wud burst me out wt this comical tales...sory l don't like 2 xhaust my laughing quota.

otosa: Thus, we should stop pray for Nigeria then, if, our President can not say amen for the prayer that will makes the Nation move forward.

Pray against boko haram but not against corruption since prayers dont stop people from stealing .

ogugua88:

Thank you for that. I believed what I saw on the front page.

My "believe one stupid story" quota has been satisfied for the day lwkmd.

lol

how can that be true? And either he refuses to say amen or not the prayer has already been answered long ago so is of no use if he says amen or not

[size=13pt]Now we can all see how 'clueful' that nairalanders who call their President clueless are.

Two pages and they still havent got the joke.

See what GEJ has caused! [/size]

This Reuben Abbati is not even a good spin doctor

olyivy: [size=16pt]Now we can all see how the 'clueful' nairalanders, who call their President clueless truly are.

Three pages and they still havent got the joke.

See what GEJ hating has caused! [/size]

[size=14pt]To the all knowing nairalanders [/size]

otokx: Did Reuben Abati really say that?

Nope! Its a joke!