I fear o. make he just be joke. Yu too much guys

olyivy:
Even when they are abusing others themselves?!

lol at the highlighted

Meetshoe! mtcheeew!

Satire to the fullest!!!!

Reuben Abati....na wa oh so all this your Gragra for Guardian and TV na #wash[/size][size=8pt][b][/b]

unbiasedjudge:

Must you abuse others to make your points? Grow up dude!

Grow up? Maybe you should tell the poster that! I only call a spade of what it is, though no offence intended, but I can't just imagine what people are posting in this thread after how many correction. *SMH*

oooh boy don't i luv NL!! Dis topic wit ppls comments has got me laffing like a junkie. *falling from my bench* over n over again.....bwahahaha

I neva knew Nairaland is this interested, luv u guys.

I neva knew Nairaland can be this interested, luv u guys.

"AMEN"! The newest, biggest problem facing the failed State called Nigeria. God, help us all!!!

ogugua88:

If you read the whole thread, then you would've known that I later realized that the piece was a spoof. I don't frequent Wazobia. Nowhere in OP's post is satire mentioned. Nowhere on the homepage is satire mentioned next to the link for this page. I didn't check the source. My bad. I don't think fuel price or your security was affected by my error though.

LMFAO!!!!!!

...Several pages after hearing the desperate prayers of his "highly intelligent 'worshippers'," Beaf finally saunters in, sits on the loo, cracks open a beer and...



One day is one day! Unu go take laf broke goat waist o!

^^^ Tee hee hee

Did you see 'em clamoring for your head on a stake?

Bwahahahaha!!!

Oy! I love NL.

I don't support GEJ administration but i can bet Abati will not put out this dumb statement.....funny though!

logica: I commend you for identifying your error. But I beg to differ; inability to identify a piece of satire (spoof for those less literally inclined) can be dangerous. Indeed I have learnt to know your audience well before trying to entertain them with concepts way over their heads.

And FYI, satires are generally identified by the content without being explicitly labeled as one. A sharp mind will identify one without even reading the whole article. It's like saying you need to have a poem attached with the word "poem" before you can tell what it is. If you are sharp and have a good sense of humor, you can smell a satire from a mile away.

I didn't recognize it as a satire because Abati's "logic" in the satire is not far from what and how our politicians think of us. As mumus.

Can't believe Abati has the gutts to say this. How come GEJ and other top Govt officials exhausted the number of Amens the same time? Protocol only permits a fixed number of Amens but the protocol permits unlimited number of stealing, corruption and looting. English Language and Education a good tool for cunny lies and deceit

O God , not again , on page 7?

cesil92: Can't believe Abati has the gutts to say this. How come GEJ and other top Govt officials exhausted the number of Amens the same time? Protocol only permits a fixed number of Amens but the protocol permits unlimited number of stealing, corruption and looting. English Language and Education a good tool for cunny lies and deceit

This guy is an effing 1diot

hahahahahahahaha, i love this useless jungle. do u know if joe continues saying amen to all prayers, he may run short of presidential amens and nigeria will be in trouble?
chai, how did we get to this laughable situation in life.
it shall never ever be well with pdp and their families. whether joe say amen to this one or not, so shall it be.

Sisi_Kill: ^^^ Tee hee hee

Did you see 'em clamoring for your head on a stake?

Bwahahahaha!!!

Oy! I love NL.

Lovely Sista, werin man go do nau? I kept peeping in and laughing. Lol!
--Beaf sighs, "Sisi_Kill will kill me! There is nothing as attractive as a wikidly intelligent babe!--

One day one dey, Wazobia news go exhaust their own joke qouta

See Naija o. Even prayers has quota system. Na wa o

ITbomb: O God , not again , on page 7?

I tire o! Maybe when it get to 100 they'll know better. When I made a comment, someone said I should grow up, but some comments here are disgusting and irritating to read, jeez.

I bet GEJ i afraid to incur the wrat of God as his predecessor (Abacha) did, when he invited imams,pastors,and magicians to aso rock and said amen to all thier prayers and incantations.

GEJ and Abati are indeed funny and dubious. How will there be a quota of amen,and abati even demands that religious body should comply. Abati indeed has faltered and needs serous deliverance.

dmjoguns: GEJ and Abati are indeed funny and dubious. How will there be a quota of amen,and abati even demands that religious body should comply. Abati indeed has faltered and needs serous deliverance.

Seriously, are you for real? Or you're a reporter for Wazobia or whatever?

gregg2: Wazobia Reports and Wazobia FM only crack jokes.
They never mean whatever they say.

It is still sad that the joke for this president refers to the obvious.

Abeg, where this presidential amen quota dey for our constitution? . I need to know this since I have a constitution in my house. Na money dey make Mr Reuben Abati dey yarn nonsense soo .

This reuben abati mst have smoked d wrng leave.

a ph.d holder could also be a fool. am sure if the prayer was not against corruption, the say called constitutional numbers of amen would not been exhausted. may God disgrace all these bunch of fools.