itoldu: Mrs chima, how are you? we really need to chat

Why? I didnt steal nothing! Please dont set me on fire! The devil made me steal the blackberry ooo

dabrake:
so you think?

but is marriage just about toto and pikin(s)?
huh?

And football!!!!!

ermm Mrs Chma, naturally if you a are ugly, yo man would rather watch football. I always advise women to wear make up. Hope this will help u. cheers!

What will a girl giv me as of that time that is better than my game. I dn't mind locking her up at the white house if that wil giv me the peace of mind i need. Imagine watching Messi only 4 her to start demanding 4 attention...WTF

Mrs.Chima:


There is nothing wrong with free time but don't complain about giving you free time when we want free time...we are "bitches".

You guys complain that women spend too much time with their girls or doing girl things but when you guys do sports and fart over beers.......we have to "embrace" the guy thing.

I mean WTF.

Mrs.Chima:


There is nothing wrong with free time but don't complain about giving you free time when we want free time...we are "bitches".

You guys complain that women spend too much time with their girls or doing girl things but when you guys do sports and fart over beers.......we have to "embrace" the guy thing.

I mean WTF.

While d babes can sit down and tune from Kardashians to How do I look to oprah to Jerseylicious and I can't have 90 minutes of football (Arsenal time) to maself, d babe never ready marry yet. Its not like we watch premiership, tennis or F1 racing errday and why must d "bleeding" sef start while I am watching football, wetin happen to d other minutes before and after d match.

Mrs.Chima:


Why? I didnt steal nothing! Please dont set me on fire! The devil made me steal the blackberry ooo

My blackberry fell and two pins misplaced. You seem a bit pricked so i was wondering if the pins are in you

Mrs.Chima:
Question, Is this a guy's thing in a relationship to ignore and focus on sports when they are in a relationship?

I have noticed during the Basketball Playoff....the men totally ignored their wives and girlfriends until the end of the game. What's up with that?

How come when we ignore you guys....we are having our periods...but when you guys ignore us especially during sports' season....it is a guy's thing and we just need to embrace it?

Why are you guys choosing sports over us?

Mrs.Chima:



Football wont give you toto and pikins!

if your reasoning is anything to go by, it aint that hard to see why your husband 'chooses' sports over you. u also come across as the type that will wait until he has a game to watch, then you go to him to fix your standing mirror or hair dryer(or some shit like that). and when he gives you the "u blind biatch? that sh.i.t can wait...i'm watching the game" look, you turn around and say sh.i.t like, "oh, so you're gonna chose the game over me?...fine!"...and then you come on here and start a dumb thread like this one. fookin attention seeking biatch...go fc.uk the gateman or some whoreshit like that...mr chima prolly already tired of your tired old whinny a.s.s

There is nothing in this world that will make my boyfrnd look @ me wen messi is playing, i hv even learn to live wit it, is either i b chating or doing som other tins until d game is over

'Cause they like, more than their partners, watching muscled men in tight shorts playing with balls and/or groping each other. True story.

Lol @ Mrs Chima's funny responses.

I do football (cos of my bro and lovin it) but not a fanatic, Bball is my thing.

But I do get what you are on about though.
If he ignores you during his he-hours, he shouldn't complain when you have yours as well BUT as long as you also do not complain when he's having his...only then are you guys good to go!

Please, exclude me.
The only sports I am addicted to is the one I play with my lover and that is why I am different from the others who waste the precious time of life going gaga over soccer, basketball and other games.
I would rather read a good book in-between playing with her than watch Champions League or English Premiership Football.

What does watching soccer matches add to your IQ?

jim jones:




if your reasoning is anything to go by, it aint that hard to see why your husband 'chooses' sports over you. u also come across as the type that will wait until he has a game to watch, then you go to him to fix your standing mirror or hair dryer(or some shit like that). and when he gives you the "u blind biatch? that sh.i.t can wait...i'm watching the game" look, you turn around and say sh.i.t like, "oh, so you're gonna chose the game over me?...fine!"...and then you come on here and start a dumb thread like this one. fookin attention seeking biatch...go fc.uk the gateman or some whoreshit like that...mr chima prolly already tired of your tired old whinny a.s.s

The game was last week dumb arse......and are you mad cos you just found out you have Aids?

Orikinla: Please, exclude me.
The only sports I am addicted to is the one I play with my lover and that is why I am different from the others who waste the precious time of life going gaga over soccer, basketball and other games.
I would rather read a good book in-between playing with her than watch Champions League or English Premiership Football.

What does watching soccer matches add to your IQ?

Exactly. Good hubby material.

D way u girls love applying make-up and love blackberry is d way we love football. Quit urs and I will quit watching football

cowgurl: Lol @ Mrs Chima's funny responses.

I do football (cos of my bro and lovin it) but not a fanatic, Bball is my thing.

But I do get what you are on about though.
If he ignores you during his he-hours, he shouldn't complain when you have yours as well BUT as long as you also do not complain when he's having his...only then are you guys good to go!

It all started when we had game night and the guys just ignored the women. The only time I stepped in was to get help with something heavy. Just like the game is 90 minutes...helping take 2 minutes and we were trying to feed them!!!!!

There is time for everything now.
Besides most sports only takes a maximum of two hours and you can engage yourself in something worthwhile during this period.

xynerise: D way u girls love applying make-up and love blackberry is d way we love football. Quit urs and I will quit watching football

Shattap before tell your wife...you were dancing in her dress and heels.

SimonAndal: 'Cause they like, more than their partners, watching muscled men in tight shorts playing with balls and/or groping each other. True story.

So you are saying they are undercover gays?

omenziate: While d babes can sit down and tune from Kardashians to How do I look to oprah to Jerseylicious and I can't have 90 minutes of football (Arsenal time) to maself, d babe never ready marry yet. Its not like we watch premiership, tennis or F1 racing errday and why must d "bleeding" sef start while I am watching football, wetin happen to d other minutes before and after d match.

You act like we picks certain time to bleed!!!!

Beync: If i cant beat him, l'll join him and we watch the ball. but he make sure he join me during my own period.

Lmfaooooooooo, omfhjuesxklloiiG!

Mrs.Chima:


Oh my world! Well if the game give him pleasure better than sexual pleasure then he needs to contact Messi for his future sexual excitements!

I am on STRIKE!

Lmao
I can't stop laughing!

life_style:

I knew u are single and lonely.....

Now who has been feeding you with all these lies?

Orikinla: Please, exclude me.
The only sports I am addicted to is the one I play with my lover and that is why I am different from the others who waste the precious time of life going gaga over soccer, basketball and other games.
I would rather read a good book in-between playing with her than watch Champions League or English Premiership Football.

What does watching soccer matches add to your IQ?

Mrs.Chima:


Exactly. Good hubby material.

Oya! Divorce ya hubby and follow this guy.

Sport is more entertaining than...

Mrs.Chima:


It all started when we had game night and the guys just ignored the women. The only time I stepped in was to get help with something heavy. Just like the game is 90 minutes...helping take 2 minutes and we were trying to feed them!!!!!

Alright, gotcha!

Lemme go speak with Thor (god of thunder) to start striking them arseholes saying NO on here!

Oluschenco: Sport is more entertaining than...

Oya, go nyash sports.

Anyway, you women need to stop being selfish. When you go out for dinner with your man and you take more than 180mins to get ready,does he not sit and wait for you patiently?
What is 90mins? You can be using that 90mins cleaning toilet(kidding-independent 50-50 women don't clean toilets. Lmfao ).

On a serious note, leave him be to watch his sports, he deserves it from all your nagging and chopping his money.

Mrs.Chima:
Question, Is this a guy's thing in a relationship to ignore and focus on sports when they are in a relationship?

I have noticed during the Basketball Playoff....the men totally ignored their wives and girlfriends until the end of the game. What's up with that?

How come when we ignore you guys....we are having our periods...but when you guys ignore us especially during sports' season....it is a guy's thing and we just need to embrace it?

Why are you guys choosing sports over us?

It's just a nature's work...no man can answer this question correctly...because men ignore even some business issues for sports to talk of female partner....its nature....just learn to live with it...though it pains a bit...sorry abt that....

Mrs.Chima:


Shattap before tell your wife...you were dancing in her dress and heels.

May u give birth through ur anus

Sagytarius:

Oya! Divorce ya hubby and follow this guy.

Noooooooookooo.

I stay with Chima.

valarinz: Na wa oo, Mrs. Chima, u no know say football sweet pass woman, imagine d excitement when cr7 or messi does some step over and slot d ball a d back of d net, d loudness of d shouts and screams u'll hear from ur husband will surely surpass that which he will emit even when u've given him d best s3xual excstacy. I lie?

no ma broda... Truth to d end

The one that really gets my goat is women trying to "test" your love for them by demanding attention during a game! Just some days ago I was chilling watching the Euros. It did't help that my favorite team, the Dutch were getting their backsides handed to them left right and centre when one of my friends called. Of course, I was answering her in monosyllables. Then she goes "it is like you are watching the match because that is what everyone [guys] seems to be doing" (Hello! So you knew and you called me! I thought to myself). Then she goes on "I really need attention now but it seems you prefer your football to me". I simply told her that if this was a test, then I was only too happy to score nought over nought abeg. If you want attention come after 90 minutes. Odiegwu!

PS: The pollster really thought the threat of thunder fire will put dudes off choosing the "no" option abi? You are having a laugh.