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Dem nor dey tell crase man say war don start o.
I nor fit fear mellu, fear he s*it too o.
Threaten na water, action na blood.
Person wen do cutlass jass nor dey use bro*kus test am o.
I nor gree, I nor gree dey tear trouser o.
Dn nor dey use ur own near fire b4 u dey shout o

Time na money

person no dey stream soap enter him eyes, person no dey first him papa born 1st son

No be first to go river sabi swim

person whe borow cloth go party no de dance too much.
Abeg make u no take ur rege spoil my blus
Person no de gree say him mama soup no sweet

vinblastin: Toto water small, but e reach prik take baff

Wetin U go say? wen u see granut grow on top of toto.

Imanuelle: Whether nyash face east or west... Na still back e dey...





Money for hand....Back for ground..... Slimyem's favorite.

I nor fit stay near river dey use spit wash eye o
Man nor die, man nor rotten.
Instead of food to waste, make belle tear.

who say make my water no boil, kettle no go de im house

inside who pound yam and who chop am, na who pound am no de forget

if shame catch mouth, hunger go catch belle

Anywhere small pekin the cry the point hand, if him mama no dey there, him papa go dey there.

Man weh get one shoe,na him dey do bad pass. . .

leg whe de do kurukere waka, eyes whe de do kurukere de see am.

Toto weh no dey wet,go hear weeee when show start. . .

Good soup na money kill am

vinblastin: Toto water small, but e reach prik take baff

hahahahahahaha...I don die oooooooooooo

The pesin wey sh.it for ground fit forget, but the pesin wey pack the sh.it no go ever forget.

Old woman never see race na hin dey make her hold breast run.
Better babalawo no dey get signboard na hin work dey advertise.

Na poor man de call hummer lorry

Goat wey go attend lion party no go return in peace.

Wetin be dis yansh don die leave rafa?

Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run.

Na i-too-sharp make fa-rogue hide ote'dollar bribe inside cap

Wetin cockroach de find for lizard meeting

who first buy motor na him get old model

when pikin wash hand well,him go follow elders shop food

Khaki no be leather

The death weh go kill small pikin dog no dey let am smell shit.

Man wey im wife no sabi blow grammar go know wetin im do im self wen dem make am president

E go soon land, e go soon land na him butter fly take dey enter bush

Pikin wey no hear 12 go hear 13!

Person wey go milipid burial go come back with ring wey full em hand.

Person wey no her BE CAREFUL go hear HOW MANAGE! Lwkmd!!!

Odechi no be for Boko Haram!

Them no de tell deaf man say war dey

One day monkey go go market, e no go return!

Belle no be show glass,₪å only U̶̲̥̅̊ sabi wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ eat.

Obj wowo but im mama like am