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FamilyRe: I Need Help. Urgent by 9japrof(m): 12:31pm On Jul 16, 2018
Make una just free this lady, she has already made up to abort the baby, her mind is made up.

She's just here to know if the drug would kill her or have adverse effect on her body...

Babe if you have ears listen, suffer the dejection, misery and the shame and keep that baby... You might ruin your life trying to correct this mistake ...
SportsRe: Throwback Picture Of Mbappe Meeting Ronaldo For The First Time!! by 9japrof(m): 12:14pm On Jul 16, 2018
So he is really 19 abi 20 self, but I think our nigerian goalie na e age mate self.

No big deal, I know if Nigeria had reached the semifinals our goal keeper would have beaten mbappe to win the best young player award.
TravelRe: Heavy Flood In Abeokuta Kills Children, Destroys Buildings (Disturbing Photos) by 9japrof(m): 12:03pm On Jul 16, 2018
blazer2018:
In as much as we we are lacking behind in so many things in Nigeria doesn't mean such occurrence are limited to us...Japan lost over 200 lives to flood last week...even USA gets hits by wild fires that spreads miles...so many times they have bn hit by massive floods that led to lost of lives and property...It's a global phenomenon bro...Global warming

They town planning from day one has bn lacking but there massive drainages around those places...but d constant dumping of refuse is the order of d day...despite the provision for refuse disposal.
Thanks for mentioning the countries you quoted, can the magnitude of natural disasters that happen in those countries be contained here?

Tsunami struck Japan some years back that even affected their nuclear plant, did you watch the events on CNN, can such response be done in Nigeria?

Wild fires happen in America well, lives are lost, properties destroyed, but does it change the fact that the government quick response save a lot of lives and the rebuilding program are usually top notch
TravelRe: Heavy Flood In Abeokuta Kills Children, Destroys Buildings (Disturbing Photos) by 9japrof(m): 9:02am On Jul 16, 2018
Nigeria one of the worse places on earth to live, ordinary rain caused this damage, what if we lived in zones where hurricanes, volcanoes, tsunamis, earthquakes hit us, how would we have faired.

I dont blame people who desperately escape this sheet hole.

A proper drainage system could have averted this crisis, a well organised town planning unit could have ensured best standards were followed to ensure houses are built to standard.

I weep for Nigeria
RomanceRe: Why You Should Appreciate Ladies "People" Who Were With You When You Were Broke by 9japrof(m): 12:43pm On Jul 15, 2018
OP you really get sense, it's common sense to appreciate whoever was there for you during your down times irrespective of gender, race or colour.

But at the same time, without mincing words or sounding wicked, for a fact that a woman supported a Nigga during downtime doesn't mean that the Nigga owes her a marriage certificate or even marry her out of self pity, but if possible remain friends for life.

To my friend out there, thanks for the support you gave me, you might be seeing this, we shall dey alright, God bless
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Sent Her Nude To A Married Father Of 2 In US by 9japrof(m): 11:35pm On Jul 14, 2018
kandi006:
I would have asked you to forgive her but i won't.
Any girl that sends her nude to a man both married with 2kids or single is stupid so I can't advise you to end up with a stupid girl!

You should also be careful with a liar and a cheat, what if you did not catch her?
Most sensible unbiased comment from a lady
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Sent Her Nude To A Married Father Of 2 In US by 9japrof(m): 11:17pm On Jul 14, 2018
RedDistrict:
I still dy imagine how this 3 hot slaps went down sef

is it that you gave her one, she went down crying, looked at you again to beg you and you gave her another slap, then she cried again and as she looked up to beg again, you landed her the last one grin

or

you just gave her the 3 slaps on a back to back combo move grin

Baba, just leave this girl abeg before you kill somebody's child and land in jail or she pours acid on your face after you beat her
Hahahaha haha you made me giggle real hard
RomanceRe: Young Man And Plus-sized Fiancee Get Matching Tattoo by 9japrof(m): 9:13am On Jul 13, 2018
Sometimes person go just use e hand buy something wey go kill am, how on earth would a young man plan on damaging his future on a long term.

But on a second thought, this kinda girls are super loyal, since they are "physique disadvantaged" and they know competition is low, they would show you love like no slay queen has ever shown you.

Dont be surprised if you later hear that she's the one funding the guys luxurious lifestyle...

I think I would like to be that kinda guy grin
PhonesRe: What Happens To Your Facebook Account After You Die by 9japrof(m):
Bros are you already planning on life after death?

Worry not of Facebook, worry for your emails, if you are into cryptocurrency, worry for your hundreds or even millions of naira that would be trapped and never can be accessed again.

As the first son of my parents, I should worry after death, how my parents would cope, how my siblings would fare, if I am married by then, if another chairman would port and continue drilling on my oil well grin and not some Facebook stupid sheet
PoliticsRe: Military Officers, 3 Firms Temporary Forfeit N200million To FG by 9japrof(m): 11:04am On Jul 12, 2018
DonDemu:
That's my Sai Baba you're talking about
Please don't make mockery of yourself please, is buhari a sound business man, has he manage any successful private business that you know off?

Does buhari sound like a erudite business man to you, did buhari hire any technocrats you know off, or even given them any free hand in running affairs?

Calling buhari a failure is surely an understatement
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Set To Sign Continental Free Trade Agreement.. by 9japrof(m): 8:57am On Jul 12, 2018
The Chinese yuan naira swap, how far na, abi that one na dead news now
PoliticsRe: Military Officers, 3 Firms Temporary Forfeit N200million To FG by 9japrof(m): 8:40am On Jul 12, 2018
Haven't received salaries till now, but kinda happy cos, I think it is because of tertiary institutions refusal to join the IPPS system that the federal government recommends to curb corruption and racketeering going on in tertiary institutions in Nigeria.

Honestly at crossroads, in as much buhari have done very badly in security, the economy, polarizing the polity wit unguarded statements and subtle body language of supporting the killings in the north central but when it comes to plugging holes that are used to whisk cash away off the coffers of the government, trying to bring corrupt officials to book, well he has tried.

The next president of Nigeria should be a sound economist, business man or even someone who is willing to bring in technocracts and listen to them for the collective good
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Mgborukwe's Cheating Chats Released By Chima Ojukwu, Her Husband by 9japrof(m): 4:16pm On Jul 10, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Juliet Mgborukwe Hitting Chima Ojukwu, Her Husband (Video) by 9japrof(m): 4:03pm On Jul 10, 2018
Before judging get both sides of the story, marriages and relationships are just recipes for disaster these days....

I wonder how our parents did theirs... most niggas and beaches are all marrying for the wrong reasons bringing forth kids that would have to grow up in single parent households...

The worst mistake a married man can ever do is marrying an hoe-lo-sho and most nigerian actresses are certified hoe-lo-sho, cos to climb that acting career with the kind of Randy agents, directors and producers we have today, Mehn you must part with that cookie, or how do these actresses that I know that are not even A list actresses fund their luxirous lifestyle...


Nwanne I cannot even advise my enemy to marry a Nigerian actress
CelebritiesRe: "Viral Plantain Hawker", Joseph Passes Acceptance Exam, Begins School by 9japrof(m): 6:22pm On Jul 09, 2018
Time and again this uchemba of a guy have proven that he has a heart of gold by reaching to the underprivileged. But bigger problems still lie ahead, until the structural issues that make poverty to undermine the lives of many Nigerians is corrected, then this small small acts of kindness would be like trying to empty the ocean of water...

God bless uchemba
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Subtly Shades Tiwa Savage With IG Post by 9japrof(m): 6:56am On Jul 09, 2018
T billz or whatever his name is have lost his respect as the head of a family, this shit happens when your wife brings in the money but you still go ahead to cheat.

Nigga is just a rubberstamped man of the house with zero influence. Tiwa have taken her flirting game to a whole new level while MA Nigga can't say sheet.

Sorry MA Nigga, you got played in your own game
PoliticsRe: Moses Mwarga Aji: Any Benue Indigene Who Votes For Buhari In 2019 Will Be Cursed by 9japrof(m): 6:09pm On Jul 08, 2018
The permutations have just started, I just hope that PDP brings in a credible individual and not the same old recycled fools that have been keeping the country hostage
FamilyRe: Mom Whose Kids Burnt To Death In Ondo State Speaks In Heartbreaking FB Post by 9japrof(m): 7:11am On Jul 03, 2018
Jesus/God never takes away people from their loved ones.

That belief is false and paints God/Jesus as cruel individuals.

Death, suffering, anguish, pains comes from Satan the devil, unforeseen occurrences and our imperfections.

Jehovah is a loving God and has promised to undo the effects of sin and death
NYSCRe: Burial Of Corper Who Drowned In A River In Rivers State (Photos) by 9japrof(m): 8:49pm On Jun 21, 2018
Elsodeeq:
Samuel may you soul rest in peace......bye bye .... graduate of chemistry/biochemistry.... Fed poly bida Niger state..... Ones a comrade financial secretary national association of science technology student
FPB levels
CrimeRe: Bachama Militias Murder Fulani Man And His Son In Adamawa (Graphic Photos) by 9japrof(m): 12:23pm On Jun 21, 2018
The seed of discord that buhari planted through his provocative statements are really bearing fruits.


I still wonder what will happen in 2019, with all these senseless killing by the herdsmen in the middle belt, would they still vote massively for APC?
TravelRe: US Deports 34 Nigerians 'for Minor Offences' by 9japrof(m): 5:49am On Jun 21, 2018
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RomanceRe: Man Travels From Lagos To Uyo To Propose To His Makeup Artist Girlfriend (Photos by 9japrof(m): 2:27pm On Jun 17, 2018
It's always fun during the pre-marriage stages, laughter, joy, songs of Solomon, social media epitles. But months and years down the line, we hear lamentations, revelations that idowu was and remains a cheat, that amaka still allows her parents to intrude in her family, and tales on nairaland seeking for advice on how to manage marital crisis and I ask what the hell where they doing when they were dating.

The answer is that they were doing long distance relationship when they get to meet once in a month and fork while they go back to their fork buddies in their native towns to continue their forking spree
BusinessRe: Shoprite Ilorin Shut Down After Massive Crowd Stormed Their Store (Photos) by 9japrof(m): 8:57am On Jun 17, 2018
computergeek:
This is funny AF. ShopRite and a handful of other shopping malls are the only sight-seeing centres in many Nigerian states. No zoos, no parks, no fvcking beaches. Shopping malls are for shopping and actually buying stuff, not for celebrating Ramadan and Christmas.

I bet my Python 3.6 Compiler that 90% of these people have no cash to buy anything.
Can you really program in python, can I see some of your projects, cos I might have a job for you
SportsRe: Mohamed Salah To Miss The World Cup by 9japrof(m): 10:18pm On May 26, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Bede Chukwuekezie Brutalized By Governor Ugwuanyi's Police In Enugu (Photos) by 9japrof(m): 9:43pm On May 26, 2018
Police brutality would continue to be here in Nigeria, I don't see any end in sight...

Nigga wanted to cash on the events to score cheap political points...

The deed have already been done and the governor defying security invited you over to his car and you bluntly refused... That was a disrespect to the office of the governor...

The governor directed money should be disbursed to you to enable you go for treatments and you said nooo...

And you came online to rant...

Whose more stupid?
RomanceRe: Where Is This Mumu From (pic) by 9japrof(m): 8:43pm On May 26, 2018
My soldiers stays eternal.... His mumu stays eternal grin
CelebritiesRe: Eric Many Slams Fresh N267million Lawsuit On Runtown by 9japrof(m): 2:58pm On May 25, 2018
Finally finally na still out of court settlement na e get una.

But this still spells bad for upcoming artistes, since the the ones wey don do upcoming and later became stars end of breaching their contracts and having legal issues with their label, how would unknown names be signed.

But on a second thought, the kinda slave contract this labels subject these artistes into signing kinda even makes it difficult for them to be loyal
BusinessRe: 4 Reasons The Rich Are Getting Richer - How You Can Join Them by 9japrof(m): 4:42pm On May 24, 2018
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BusinessRe: Rising Influence Of Fintech Big Threat To Banks, Says Emefiele by 9japrof(m): 7:54am On May 23, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: See How This Man Was Starring At A Curvy Lady's Bumbum(pic) by 9japrof(m): 6:10am On May 19, 2018
This are instinctive subconscious stares which almost every dude in that position would inadvertently stare. Bros there are ikebes that just pop out once in a while

Opportunities they say doesnt come often, so when they come, do make good of it wella
PhonesRe: Galaxy S7 Explosion In Abuja - Samsung Respond, Daddyfrz React! by 9japrof(m): 6:09am On May 19, 2018
Daddy Freeze always trying to stay relevant, besides how can Samsung US Support respond first even before the Nigerian SUpport team even in our own backyard
RomanceRe: See What A Lady Posted And The Epic Replies She Got!!! by 9japrof(m): 6:04am On May 19, 2018
As much as this is hilliarious, i guess this is the work of Android Phone Auto Correct. I dont think she could be that dumb after getting the other words correct.

It could happen to anyone, besides there are those who just post without really verifying the statements that they were about to post

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