₦airaland Forum

dingbang:
Tell her you have HIV. Forge a lab result and show Her, she will do hers and it will show negative.. She will run from you forever and ever..

Badt guy, am sure that would work...

Nice one, when I become a lecturer I would do more.


I would make my students not forget me ever ever

It's always easy to claim the victim when our marriages go south and the other party starts cheating.

Everyone has emotional needs, that you have married someone does not mean that the spices and flavours needed to make the relationship sweet should cease.

This is very common in marriages in Nigeria, where the man now automatically becomes solely a bread winner, no communication, no fun, no surprises that gives goosebumps, no romance just premeditated boring sex. The female folks now turn fattened bamboos, look haggard and unsexy, smell onions all the time , cannot keep conversations well into the night.

When all the above mentioned happen, the next thing is to source for it elsewhere, and that's how cheating starts even for those that want to be faithful in their marriages. No matter what you, who you report to, but the status quo remains, you can't save your marriage.

You might want to make us believe your wife is bad and unfaithful, but you do not play your role well. So do some soul searching and find out the real cause of the problem and you two work on resolving it, resolve it as fast as you could but be very careful, cheating wives do murder their husbands sometimes to cover their tracks.

Stay blessed

Most men pay for sex and most women hawk their bodies for money depending on the angle you look at it.


When a woman pays a visit from a distance of say 200naira and when after the services are rendered, you give am 1k and tell her, manage this for transport, my brother the balance of 800 naira is your payment for the services rendered

Girls how cheap is your puna, is it the one the payment is emasculated into the transport fare

The truth is that most girls who claim Porsche, those ladies who rant offline and online about not taking bullshit from their boyfriends/husbands actually do suffer gravely in the hands of men.

Even in nairaland, most of these ranters we have here who form might behind the scenes being manhandled and mismanaged by men.

Women are meant to be adored and taken care of. If your boyfriend puts you down either through physical or emotional abuse, please quit and look for who go treat you like a goddess( that's if you have any other thing to offer, not just a banging body, cleaning or cooking)

We should all learn anger management in all situations.

A man may not beat up his girlfriend because she cheated but might do it if his girlfriend disrespected his mother.

reyscrub:
The researcher only ask a Latino guys who find it difficult to wake up the giant when set.

Let him come to ebony world here were ladies are crying after deep service, where both rich, poor and even sucking male child are all struggling for this dangling gems.

Especially when applying doggy style by thrusting behind, the way these overs brothers are dangling up and down at full hard thrusting, omo menh, its amazing why packing and pushing with one hand.

Inna enh, I love sex like breathing air I must confess.

Hahahaha, but there is no WhatsApp number on signature.

Would you message me instead

There are positives and negatives....


Some girls in those kind of relationships are caregivers, sampling their wastes to those friends with benefits


Some do carry themselves well maintaining a perfect platonic relationships with them...


But the truth is that having a friendship with guy has less drama than with their fellow females

Go on and keep banning the mofos

Dude you have no right to text the parents and teach them about parenting besides that your girlfriend of yours could really be wayward and give you another impression.

The parents know her better than you do and even do they may be going the wrong way according to your standards, they want the best for her.

A charity organization like you that have taken over paying the bills even to the very least, I hope you remember paying the bills of your mom and siblings cos if you are not you are very stupid.

I don't have much to tell you, cos you've been "pussified" and when that spell leaves you, you would then know you've been "magalised",please do not come to nairaland to write us those your sad love songs

God bless the women, God bless the worthy woman

Tee billz is a gooner, I feel for the Nigga....

The kind of freedom tiwa has now is savage, since tee billz doesn't pay the bills but know how to pay the bills of the edible caterer who knows how to cater for his insatiable needs in da oza room.

Tiwa can flirt with who ever she wants without the moral burden of being a married woman, Nigga cannot even fight for the custody of the child cos he's gonna loose in court, no stable income and the childs "I want to be with my mummy being an advantage"

Never ever mess with a loyal babe who means everyrhing to you because of some rumps of sex, if she moves on and feels better after moving on, bros e Don be for you...

Chai this one strong, who ever hatched this plan must be very wicked.

Allow the Nigga enjoy his wedding, allow the Nigga enjoy his honey night with some rounds, then arrest him first thing in the morning.

Did the Nigerian police consider even the feelings of his wife?

If the hotel managers do not have video evidences against this individuals and embarrass them this much, then they should be slammed 50 billion for defamation.

In as much as I hate homosexuality, does it mean males can longer stay together in a room?

Anyway I know aba very well, they could bail for up most of 200k per individual to secure their release.

I no follow Na 3k

This is shameful, how on earth can one see his mother's unclothedness and gets an erection.

Even if your mother is stupid, would you join in her stupidity.

Surviving in Nigeria is a miracle

Why on earth would you fight your fellow lady because of a dick

Welcome to the real world boy, you are deluded, please wake up.

Nigeria is very divided, Shey you said you were posted to nasarawa, just give yourself some few days and you would come back here to sing a different song.

Northerners are given preferential treatment in Nigeria more especially when you are in northern Nigeria.

With that said, NYSC still has some positives

Nancypunni:
Ur advice is trssh...period

Get lost

Nancypunni:
Atleast its now clear to me that majority of the advice from nairalanders can be trash...just look at wht dis one is yapping here...and in ur mind u made a valid point..you think he will be stranded forever....wht if end up needing the same help from him tmao...wch mouth u go use ask am...sometimes u do tinz diplomatically..infact its better to be kind than clever..

Madam abi padam, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion and way of handling issues.
This is my way of handling issues, and it has always worked for me, majority of times it has worked for me and the relationship still continued afterward.

My philosophy is to tell the individual to leave instead of acting funny or "tighten face"

The best suggestion is look him in the eye and tell him you can't accommodate him no more. Make him understand that he has inconvenienced you and you can no longer put up with him. Give him a reasonable timeline and stick with it and make it short.

For example

"Bros with all due respect as my guy, the truth is that your staying here wasn't planned snd budgeted, but your still staying here has been a burden to me, my finances and privacy, so considering all these factors I am deciding that in a day time you find another alternative please cos you would no longer be welcomed here and i mean it ( make sure you maintain eye contact)

Police brutality and disrespect for human life knows no bounds.

When you see an armed man, do not claim right, be wrong and stay alive, give whatever you have in exchange for your life and health, not every one lives to tell the story.

That's why when I saw the previous thread that people were hailing the man that threatened to slap an armed policemen, i was like "don't worry threaten a policeman one on one on a bushy part and not see yourself slaughtered as a bush meat with some crude weapons being dropped by yourself and treated as a common criminal"

Please fellow nairalanders, never you argue with an armed policeman, it takes the squeezing of the trigger for your life to be over, ask yourself, is the money you are arguing with them worth your life? Give them and live to tell the story...

200 and something billion only for an election in 2019, that's more than double and triple the cost of running previous elections.

What new are they bringing to the table that will make elections cost that much. Even during the alleged corrupt Jonathan that PVC and electronic machines were brought didn't cost this much.

If you just wan blow over night and never ever wish to relocate permanently abroad, just venture Into politics

This is child's play, go to ariaria main market and check those vehicles going to akwa ibom and Cameroun and see for yourself what is called overload.

No sane car owner would deliberately be spoiling his car like this, na all this yeye drivers who wants to eat more than car owner would do this and set the vehicle on a self destructive mode.

All the whole police,VIO, Road safety would turn a blind eye after collecting their egunje .

Naija I hail ooo

Trust politicians at your own peril...


Southerners I think do not know how to play politics, from Peter obi, to Chris Ngige, to Rochas Okorocha, to Orji Uzo Kali and now victor akpabio have and will kill their political careers.

Can't they sit and learn from the funkier jagaban of lagos on how to play regional and state politics.

I spit on southern east and south south politicians, no wonder the north would keep taking us for a ride...

APC have set a high precedents in nonsense and dirty polytricking.

If the presidency can do this in the first tenure, when they need your votes for second tenure, just imagine wat would happen after 2019 if they re-win the presidential

Of course it would be bloody, we would just see the making of a tyrant

Nigeria the most dumb electorates ever.

Whimp up ethnic sentiments, dash 4k to voters, buy corn from the road side, cut ponmo, take Milo and peak sachet tea, dance in public fubctions, claim you don't have funds to buy presidential tickets and boom you will your position.

Then deal with the population anyhow you like, insult them, appoint all your family and in-laws to juicy positions, ban all the "bannables" and repeat the process with one year before elections and the circle continues.

Weather PDP, APC, SDP all na the same
Whether Good luck,Obasanjo,Saraki,Buhari, akpabio, Still, all na the same , bunch of bloody selfish egotistical individual fighting for their collective interest which is their stomach

Dating for ten years doesnt guarantee happy marriage. I rather date less years and keep learning about my wife while in marriage than to date every bit of knowledge and then find her uninspiring in marriage.

Well different strokes for different folks.

I wish them well in marriage...