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Hahahaha Nigerians can survive against all odds

Do I feel sympathy for Dino Melaye? Hell Nah

The same dog you bought from the market is now hunting to kill you.

The same government he struggled to install are now hunting to disgrace him in every possible way

I would take my wedding away from my location to possibly Lagos, cos when this set of people OP posted their picture attend your wedding, just be sure if you sent an invite for 300 people, 600 would turn up and they would so deal with your item 7 and none would ever bring gifts self

The problem with this brands is when the phone is and and you need to change the spare parts.


Then you would realise why you should have gone for techno, Gionee, Infinix and the rest

Have you being stung by a scorpion? I think it's an experience you might not want to experiment

If truly truly CBN was on fire, some would have being automatic millionaires.

If you know, you know

Looks like I would be looking for a new profession, maybe being a pastor blinks wouldn't be a bad idea.

Nigga would be making the money and digging the hoes

Funny man... My dad is and was something close to this

Sometime in 2008, when I was running ma undergraduate studies, I told my dad then the need to own a laptop as a computer science student.

My dad's response was epic, he asked whether all the students in my class owned a laptop, I responded "No", he said " Okay you would be part of the students that don't own laptop for the moment"

I later bought for myself one in 2010.

Over the years one thing I have learned from many requests that my dad turned down, is the ability to make things work without over depending on someone

We are just sick in this country, PGD and MSc that are advertised as 18 months can never be 18 months, I have heard situations were PhD programs are being run for 8 years and counting.

You hear the flimsy excuses by your supervisors that they did their program for five years and at that no individual would run less amount under their tutelage.

We are our own problems walahi

Tjohnnay:
Idiot

Dumb ass mudafker

I don't need to announce to d whole world dat i have done something good to ppl



Get off my mention u fool
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I will keep replying you, please announce on nairaland and not to the world what you have done.

Keep sprewing rubbish, you think it's by reeling out insults would make you look good

Look for people around you and help and stop looking for random kid on the internet to help, cos if you come to the north, there are uncountable number of them there under worse conditions than this kiddo

Tjohnnay:
Una nor fit help am?


Una dey busy dey snap pic

Stupid country


Pls how can i get to meet dis boy??


I wn help am but i dey stay for lag


Anybody knw wr him dey now contact me i dey very serious oo

Stupid country...

Postal below me don't cry

We can donate Money for him

Dis life is too short make una nor dey live life like say una go live forever


Help ppl around

Stop forming holier than thou, how many almajiris have you helped over there in Lagos.

Forming nonsense

Can my wife have a male bestie that she must relate with everyday both offline and online?

Hell No

Having a bestie of an opposite sex is like keeping cats and rats being friends, someday one thing might lead to another and the rat might end up in the stomach of the cat.

Cheating starts from the time when emotional attachment that should be given to your partner is given to another person of the opposite sex.

Flee from sexual immorality, even Bible talk am, so because of fresh dick, this rita quit a marriage of 14 years which probably might have produced kids

If you are rich, famous and powerful and still do one woman for years, nigga you are the real MVP.

I don't support extra marital affairs, infact I disdain it, but as I continue to grow up, I found out that it takes a lot of discipline to stick to one woman for life more especially when there enough mulla and pino pino chicks flying around.

For the records, Yaya na Muslim and at that insurance cover am, he can just add her to his collections of wives...

R.N.B babe just want to make official what has been going on under the camera, but sometimes I sit and ask why girls date married men, wouldn't they get married sometime in the future, or do they think that the fine face and beautiful behind would remain attractive forever ?

bettyLad:
seeing this post now I don't know what to think ,just two weeks ago hubby told me about getting Canada visit visa so we can move there and seek asylum, 4of his friends did it and are there with family now , we r crossed between starting our own house project or use the money for relocation , he said we ll seek asylum when we get to canada or process Us visa and cross through from new York, i don't know if to tell him what I just read cos he ll abort the plan oh, im in niger with the kids alone, hubby is in the UAE on a part time bizness, I really want to leave this country to better the lives of my kids . .nairalanders pls advice me, what do I do

Staying in Niger state with all the heat would fasten your desire to leave Nigeria.

All the best and I wish you guys all the best for the future

Omoh see epistle, walahi the country is so damn hard to the point that one must have a well written cover letter to even get a sugar mummy.

Chai the gods must be crazy...

Ofcourse she is just rubber-stamping what we know.

Most female celebs in naija are just unofficial prostitutes who hawk their bodies to the highest bidder in the society, more notorious in this trade are the zero acting skilled upcoming actresses we have abound in this country who have nothing but a fine face and a beautiful behind.

No wonder their male counterparts must solicit or die of ailments that befell them, while the female counterparts own estates, G wagon and can fly first class around the world.

How much crappy nollywood dey pay self that would make these females hoes superich if not institutionalized prostitution

Castroii:
I am not beefing but one sure thing I know is that the FG has no cash for this project atleast at the moment, all these are for 2019 and i can swear down that you will still see same set of pix a year before 2024 elections. The Julius Berger I know, after 3 years on such a project should be installing precast structures on the piles by now but here they are at the pre- structural works still casting onshore piles after 3 years. I can tell you that 80% of the piling and geotechnical team of JBN who should be doing the piling works here including the equipment needed are currently in Lagos handling a private project and will soon be mobilizing to Bodo-Bonny project in Ph.
The last govt was to carry out the project through a concession under a public private partnership scheme though the cost was a bit inflated but the project would have gone far by now and the current govt cancelled the initial plan when they know they have no money but here we are, turning everything to politics.

Looks like you know a little bit too much than the average Nigerian

Let these useless legislooters allow Buhari to finish his tenure and leave Aso Rock, if they want him out, let them mobilize at all levels to ensure he loses elections next year.

Have Buhari alledgedly committed impeachable offences? Ofcourse countless times, but do I suggest they impeach him? If we can manage him for three years, then we can manage him for the remainder of his tenure.

This Legislooters would end up setting this country on fire, the codeine,tramadol drinking almajiris down north would just go on a killing spree, maiming and killing innocent southerners down north who are fending for themselves.

Abeg na garage be this abi na opening parking space?

People wey dey argue say no be 2004, na una 2004? So una dey smart like this, na e una dey get money to get this kind garage?

Over sabi no go kill Nigerians sha, So una sabi something, majority of una no look into the future to know that this man would be a worse disaster more than Jonathan. I've got some bad news, the nigga ain't going anywhere, he's winning 2019, so you can cry and whine all you can

Alex is still settling, don't mistake this reply to be maturity, she wants to act mature after all likes of Tonto Dike, Ini Edo, Timaya, Psquare used to answer back hateful speeches with kind words buh now talk any rubbish on their wall, na fire for fire. When you think you have used the most drafted hateful speech, these celebrities would raise the bar.

Months/years from now, they go tell am something wey go pepper am and the fire for fire clap backs go just start. Now she remains the humble, matured replying Alex, Enjoy her while stock lasts

Can you read and write? Do you have basic communication skills? If Yes, Tertiary education is a complete waste of precious time except in some core disciplines like law and medicine.


Education doesn't define that one would be successful, it's mere certificate and it is due to that craze people are doing the "undoable" to get the certificates. WAEC and NECO alledgedly leaked before the exams, there are thousands of special centres where students can get ridiculous grades without reading their books.

Students fork and bribe their way through tertiary to get good grades only for the countries institutions to churn out quarks and semi quarks individuals. If only Nigeria can soft-pedal on this madness about certificates, and focus on the individual and what he can do, maybe that could be the start of the reduction of the many societal ills in this country

Every work has hazards, when you do this kinda work at Lagos roads you should prepare for the unexpected.

Disturbing pictures don get new meaning�

This small bruises wey this nigga get na e be disturbing pictures, the the "stabee" doesn't even look disturbed, hope the stabber was caught to face the law

M2dX:
i just de vex , how can sombody create that kind of website without "Forget password" Option? Is that not 419 scam?

Unfortunately this is the group that claims to know it all about crypto. Already your signature makes you look like a pro, while you are a confirmed newbie.

Bros I have a friend who have over 1000 dollars of btc with current price in his blockchain wallet and yet cannot recover it.

Crypto is a dicey thing, while in it you come with your brains, full concentration and retentive memory

What about convenience, buying through banks or VTU offers me convenience cos I don't need to hit the road every time I want my phone recharged.

Every business survives through innovation and adaption to changing times but not self pity.

Reason why it is always reasons to have identification on you at all times.

But Nigerians still have no soul, most would still rob you of your belongings at your dying point or even when you are dead instead of helping out

Seun is secretly eating oyel money and we don't know.

Soon we go think say na nairaland forum make am dey Forbes list not knowing it's the nairaland oil and gas

They would soon be a bargaining chip when another set of girls are kidnapped.

Naija I hail thee