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jmoore: some folks see as threat but the truth that I told is inevitable when we die. Your statement sound like someone who lost hope. Where will you end up when you die? will your soul seize to exit? That's if you even believe you have a soul. Let me hear from you, what happens when you die?

all religions use FEAR as its basic tool. from wat u've bin writin, i tink u only believe in christianity due to d REWARD/PUNISHMENT theory dat governs christianity. religion is confusion. see?

BJ88: so funny!i also want Rivers or Akwa -Ibom.
@pamgirll:i'm from Uniben too

hahaha! dis one wey evrybody won go akwa-ibom/rivers. wetin dey happen na? anyway, e go make sense sha, cuz we all go meet 4 camp!! goodluck 2 evry1!

mykejones: Bro..watz d juicy tale about Uyo? Can u give me a brief pls? There's more 2it dan meet d eyes..so,spil it out!
Btw,heard Enugu also pay that "package",same as Ph.

my homeboy servin in uyo(1 of d local govt) has been givin me nice jists: good roads, good housin, electricity, plenty chicks n relaxation spots, easy transport system, peacefull. i dont need any stress during service n moreover i'd luv 2 serve in an oil state. who knows, i might get an oil link somehow. oil sector in naija pays like drugs in colombia. haha!

naijaobi: Hmmmmmmmmm.. how come nobody is talking about serving at Lagos. Thats where my mind is o...Or is there reasons why u guys are running away 4rom there.

lag get 2much stress jor. nysc itself is stressful on its own so y add lag stress to it? housin, traffic, complex pubic t.p, crimes.....

Shygal: @luvola ok i'll acept ur request. Tnx @t.stone i hop u aint waitin 4me 2 tel u 2 add me on FBK 2. Lol Am nt on bbm yet, we wud probably continue frm bbm wen i join d community soon coz i jus saved ur pin. @9.zeros n Mikejones am kinda eying d@ rivers state too. Anyway, if tins work accordingly we'll get 2 see @ ph camp. Winks* So nw hu in d house is gon help us influence our postin? I mean a reliable source o!!!

i have a link 4 my runs but i dnt trust him enof to involve some1 (my risk). btw, i hope u knw dat rivers allowee(govt sector) is paid yearly(120k) n not mnthly, so u can only get ur NYSC allowee mnthly. rivers is cool but akwa-ibom is my 1st chioce sha, i heard uyo is sooooo coool.

There are three parties dat UNDERSTAND d root of d current unrest in nigeria: GOD, PDP, and TOP NORTHERN POLITICIANS. d more d average nigerian looks, d less he sees. but one tin is certain: soldiers will come n go but the barracks will remain. we will survive.

mykejones: 9-zeros..indeed,God pass them. So who amongst us in influencin his service year?

me. i cant take chances cuz d north has 10 dangerous 'postable' states for an ibo boy like me. i'd runs mine to either rivers or akwa-ibom. they say money talks rite? its either u swim or sink.

mykejones: @Toye,thank u so much. The timetable was a breather for me. I so needed sometin2hang on to. I even downloaded it,and i stare at it evry morning. I actually smile anytime i look@it..lol. Make una no blame me.
My mates would be passing out this june..i've actually been invited 2 dia POP..shey una see am ba?

me too, i've bin waitin 4 12mnths now. my mates will be passin out by june. funny tin is i made a 2-one grade(one of d highest in my dept) but life always has its twists sometimes. i used to be mad @ d whole system, but i've grown alot n so am stronger/wiser now. i knw everytin happens 4 a reason. God pass dem.

flairlady: by this time last year and 2010,the timetable was already out.there is a delay,maybe thats why it doesnt match with past timetables,i still think this timetable is correct until proven otherwise.how can someone be that jobless to draft a fake timetable now?

true. they are wasting too much Bleep'in time!

wow. i jst took time n studied previous time tables. now, i must say i'm kinda confused. @Toye- pls can u re-confirm n tell us d reliability of ur source? tanks.

[quote author=T.stone]@jekks I think I will go with you man. We gat to reason atimes. It doesn't look real to me too. But @ least guys are happy that there is assurance. Someone also claimed to be working with nysc told me 28th of april which is today is the final deadline for submission of masters list by institutions. But, come to think of the sketch one we have on page 4...really look like it! Orientation should be first week and not second unless there wld be 2 shemes this time. LASU guys claimed to hv seen their mobilization list and some other schools. How come their school has the list ready and pasted before the time on the timetable!!! Let's see how the real thing unfolds soon. Very interrseting anyways. Kudos to u guys...[/quote]u're makin sense sha but some schls paste names b4 even sendin to nysc. it is done to enable graduates proceed wit clearance. works dat way in my schl.

jekkss: To me dat NYSC BATCH B TIMETABLE uploaded on this forum is not AUTHENTIC cos the dates does not tally with previous timetable to me it is a forged document until NYSC upload the real timetable i'll keep my fingers crossed

only time can rily tell. d important tin is dat it shades a little light of hope cuz now at least, batch b is almost certain to hold dis year.y

Shygal: Sm1 shd pls tel me wt time mobilisatn list is meant 2b out on d timetable i.e. D priliminary printouts

accordin to d time table, mobilization lists will be delivered to institutions from 21st - 24th may. so, u can go n check ur name in ur schl anytime from 25th may. Goodluck.

d time-table rily looks authentic, so i guess we made it.

miitary schs were d bomb. all NNSS stand up!

i hate football. f*ck any1 who tinks dat it makes me less dan a man.

jigga, dis shudn't even be an issue. simply go for a nice car n u're guaranteed to get better girls dan ur current chick. afterall she might leave someday but ur car will always remain. i'm a livin proof.

lefulefu: badt guy
e don hamma enough money from madame bakassi take am marry one sweet looking curvy kele

d newly married wife is jst average lookin n not 'hot'.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]LMAO. . . . .the song really fits the fiasco right ? fu*ck marshal ! [/quote]ar u 4 real?. i luv hip-hop 2 def, y ar playin wit it? i'm guess u're high on somtin...cuz dat sh*t doesnt correspond.

Gaggi: Any man who hates football is gaaaaaay.

f*ck u. i hate football n if tink m gay, bring ur girl 2 ma crib...i'l bleep her till her nose bleeds.
2 every1 who tinks its odd 2 hate football, f*ck y'all.
i hope y'all makin football money too, otherwise y'all stu'pid as sh'it.
ma hobby is d**g dealin, dats how i made it. #street-rich!

ALL these ar d characteristics of a typical nigerian black-berry babe. No FEMALE can play any of these tricks on a mature mind.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Excerpt from my band by Eminem ft D12

'D12- bizarre'

Gaddamnit,I'm sick of this group,time to go solo and make some loot,told you i made the beats and wrote the raps till kon artist slipped me some crack.[/b]Lose yourself video i was in the back,superman video i was in the back.Fu*ck the media,i got some suggestions.
Fu*ck marshal,ask us the question like who's D12,how we get started.but what about eminem ? Bytch are you retarded ?
[b]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group. big asss stomach,bytches think i'm cute,hey sexy
50 told me to do situps to get buff,did two and half and couldnt get up
Fu*ck D12,I'm outta this band,I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[/quote]mudafucka, ar u stup'id?

Pain: What the hell is wrong with Agbani?
Or is sumin wrong with my eyez?

she looks 2 shinny n pale...i guess she iz smokin c'rack. btw, tyra looks hot!

If i were him, i'd simply keep d money then go n say d hustlers pray: ''i didnt choose dis life(to be a cleaner), dis life chose me. So, God pls 4give me, i may neva have made it witout sin''. Its a dog-eat-dog world, God will understand.

if an official time-table is not posted on d nysc website b4 middle of may then der'z a problem.....ur guess is as good as mine. lets jst watch n pray....

u MUST have ur remote in hand at all times (for volume control) incase a character wants to scream or yell at someone...
A lady's car breaks down, emeka ike helps her fix d car n they start dating....
they ALWAYS tink aloud.....
u MUST reduce d volume of d movie during adverts (due to d deafening sound-riot)...
any1 who leaves d village to hustle in the city (always LAGOS) MUST make it bigtime.
d ADVERT usually goes lyk dis:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! krrrrrraaaaaaa!! gbooooaaaaaaaaaa!!! aki and paw-paw don come again O!!!

naijaobi: No deadline.. But it would be better if you go now or ask someone to check it for you at the exams and record office...

thanks. i'll handle it.

naijaobi: ANSU STUDENTS GET READY.... MASTERLIST IS ABOUT TO BE SENT TO NYSC SOON... GO CHECK YOUR NAMES IF IT IS INCLUDED...

HOW SOON? IS THERE A DEADLINE?