₦airaland Forum

@Duduspace
Vela close to Messi? I laugh in Confucius! He is not even close to Aguero for God sake. I do agree he needs playing time to hone his skills and i believe he can improve but please let him run before he flies. I still believe Wenger does not work on that backline enough he just doesn't know how to organize that part of our game and signings like Campbell and Silvestre simply reinforces my belief in that theory

Haha i don jonze oh! Allardyce benches Dunn and that overweight Benitez benches Torres i hope he gets mobbed by a bunch of irate Scousers! I can't believe the muchacho is giving up on 4th without a fight

Hahaha but Ben Gordon was arguably your best shooter and scorer sef but the Pistons are the biggest mystery! How can a roster with Stuckey,Prince,Hamilton,Gordon and Villanueva not even be in playoff contention?

Wengernomics sucks jare but we still have an outside chance but with injuries to Cesc,Arshavin and Gallas i ain't expecting much. As for Eagles i ain't holding ma breath but as Xavi isn't Argentine maybe there is hope for us

Omo free Dirk how many times do his team mates pick up the slack?

Wey your starting five?

I swear down mehn Xavi showed me today that sometimes pass sef dey sweet pass goal! That guy na Don Juan as from today na Don Xavi make una dey call am oh not just Xavi, now i know why Messi struggles for Argentina! Xavi is Spanish abi na Catalan

Triple Tuale! I suppose don come pay homage after the 4-1 but i just say make i wait till after El Classico. Nice one una get mouth like ATM

Dirk Nowitzki 40pts 10rebounds half man half amazing!

@Bawo
Hehe na me say make u trade your only sharp shooter Ben Gordon lol (The Pistons stink though even with all that talent! I think Dumars should be castrated) Isn't Luol Dung sharp? Joking Noah is dominant na

As for Thunder we go kill dem! Spurs are our hos and we would love-vendor em all over the world! We would beat them even if all seven games where played in San Antonio.

Lemme rephrase the words of a famous Chi-Town native "We go to Jacob's with 25,000 you go with 2,500 wow"

BTW: We no dey see u for Arsenal thread again abi u sef don tire for Wenger?

@All
Since playoffs start next week why don't y'all drop and gimme your starting fives or your legit regular season all stars, it has to be a combo of East and West

Mine are:
Deron Williams (Jazz)
Kobe Bryant (Lakers)
Lebron James (Cavaliers)
Dirk Nowitzki (Mavericks)
Dwight Howard (Magic)

Is this Madrid or the Indomitable Lions of Cameroun? I could have sworn i saw Mboma and co.

Madrid fans don dey go one by one! On the real Madrid is a disgrace na so so rough since morning

Egba mi Benzema don turn Jason Kidd

Walahi there should be a DVD Compilation of Xavi's passes i would watch it all day with a glass of Happy Juice

Ramos just dey fight WWE!

Xavi is the best midfielder on the planet if u no gree go crip walk for landmine

Hahaha Bayern dey craze oh! Because of them Man U thread don turn Ojemba abi na Odenigbo

Hehehe see as dem dey price loss like say na Oke Odo market we dey

Nairaland UCL Quiz: Why did Utd lose to Bayern yesterday?

A. Ribery is too ugly

B. Robben is too bald
C. Olic was too muscular

D. Demichelis's mask was scaring Berbatwat

Dial our toll-free line 1-800-A-40!! The first correct answer wins an autographed chewing gum! the very one Faggotson chewed when Robben stretched VDS past his elastic limit

Hahahahahahahahaha Mo Gbe oh! Dayokanu don finish me kpata kpata! If i laugh pass dis one na either i kpeme or i kolo

@Bawo
In the history of niggerdom 'i get am before' has never been property! The most important thing is you guys can't even sniff the playoffs in a weaker conference! Your record is not even good enough for 11th in the West. The Bulls.hit stink!

I am impressed with the Bucks they are good defensively and very resilient. They traded Jefferson missed Redd and still survived! Bogut,Mbah a Moute and Salmons have been massive not to talk of Jennings! They may as well trade Redd too he stays injured and all he can do is shoot!

@Eldee
Might have been either Germany or SA.


Last but not the least since the Scumtwats got knocked the phock out its only right we play Momma said knock u out by LL Cool J

One more song Eldee

Egbe! Egbe ti gbe gbe gbe gbe gbe Egbe ti gbe gbe gbe gbe gbe. Shayo Shayo Shayo Shayo Shayo!!

Durella - Shayo

@Muki
Hehehe i even won a bet oh. As soon as Robben's goal went in i was on a zillion e-pills! Bayern won me a few grand! 15 to be exact. Iya Patanla joint don finish on Friday by the time me and ma posse don drink and chop nkwobi and asun finish na gutter we go take do jacuzzi

DJ Eldee abeg some Utd fans are still making noise here telling us they lost on away goals and won the match. Make u play Alo Alo (Story Story) by Maintain for me or if you don't have that Terry G's Troway would do just fine

The next song on the playlist should be Pop Something by Dr Sid for all present and past Bayern fans

@Pallytu
Its nuffin bruv you are more than welcome. I'd inbox ma digits

@Dominique
Great! You are a pretty fast learner. By the way Oracle can kill ya system if you don't have enough swap memory & RAM. From time to time you may have to delete obsolete backups or edit your retention policy cos they pile up real fast especially if you have ARCHIVELOG enabled, also you would do well to create a separate oracle user on your system and perhaps do your oracle work there

NIIT & APTECH start to misbehave as soon as your cheddarz land in their pockets! NIIT especially

Hmm as for OCP dumps they are slightly harder to get especially recent ones. What training center do you use? You can get help if you stylishly ask but i'd try and holla few peeps or hunt online

Hehehe Utd wan ti gon pa. . . .

Arabakaba cham cham icham cham cham cham omoge je kin sangolowangolo free me! Thats Terry G for How Market?

Yes Bo$$!! Nice to see my old club knock those Scumtwats out. They reminded me of why i used to support them back in the day, talk bout case of the ex. GO BAYERN!!! Auf Wiederschen Utd

Abeg make una play Gbon Gbon Gbon by Jaywon & Terry G

Fowojona 1 of Old Trafford makes a grand entry

@Emperoh
I was a Bayern fan even before joining Arsenal add that to the fact that we are EPL rivals and my so called bad belle is justified! Bayern must beat una

Lets be real the first goal was a one two pass between Silvestre and Messi and i dont blame Silvestre i blame the man that bought Silvestre! to be fair though the first goal was the one we could do the least about! Two of the other three goals where down to poor positioning and Clichy & Verma where the biggest culprits same way they where at the Emirates. All in all we suck at defending and it would be damn near impossible to win $hit if we don't sort it out

@Slimshay
Haha ma number 1 key was that we would lose if either of Silvestre or Sol started! Did you see the i.mbecile's one-two pass with Messi? Lemme give you a fun stat: Arsenal conceded 4 goals in 3 different games last season! Silvestre started all of them. Our loss was not down to the geriatric one alone though we defended very poorly playing high line after high line and if Bojan and Pedro where more experienced we would have lost by 7 goals! We need to work on our defence! Its utter crap cos Messi would not score 4 goals against Chelsea or Utd

Also yesterday made me wonder why Rosicky was given a new deal. He wasn't good enough
I also hope Diaby and Denilson learnt a thing or two from Seydou Keita he bossed that middle from start to finish never mind Xavi

The way they also kept hounding us off the ball like a pack of hyenas was something to see basically they showed us how it was done and told us our beautiful football is like a filthy rag in their presence. On the real though this is Barca's UCL i don't see any team surviving them

Lol that text na my next facebook status msg by the way

@Dominique
Its not that bad but it could really be a pain in the butt when you type 500 lines of code and you get 501 errors. There are actually drag and drop and java code generating softwares like JBuilder, Netbeans e.t.c but even to use these softwares properly you have to be up to scratch with Java in the first place

Where you able to backup the DB? Can you backup or multiplex your control files? Happy Easter in arrears

@Pallytu
Well its no biggie! Do you want to be a Database Admin or a Developer? If you are code savvy and good at programming then the latter is for you otherwise stick with the former

As for where to go Nu Horizons or First Logic are your best bets! Stay away from Aptech and NIIT if u know whats good for you and your money! Just make sure you are really into this cos it won't be all sweet sailin

@Azum
I am still waiting for what u got? Hope you had fun this Easter

Anytime - 9ice (Ma best song on the album)

@Chic2pimp & Bgees
The word 'world-class' has suffered! I dunno which word has been more abused world class or swagga. The rate at which y'all label any Tom,Dick & Ifeanyi world class makes me nauseous. The only thing Mascherano is world class at is getting silly bookings, making reckless tackles and silly sending offs! Mascherano the best DM in the world? I laugh in Sokoyokoto Olobe lo l'oko. Even Bgees dey call Agger world class, no be only Agger na Aghahowa! Shey u think say na by how many tattoo wey dey for person body dem dey take judge class?

As an ex Bayern and BVB Borussia Dortmund fan i wish y'all luck at OT. May the spirits of Dortmund in 97, Bayern in 01 and Leverkussen in 02 continue to torment Ojoro Trafford also remember the great Mannschaft team in 96 that made that stadium home at the Euros. 40 says knock em out

I beg to differ with y'all saying there was no disgrace in this result! Barca where also missing key players! A defence of a match rusty Marquez and Milito? Abeg we where disgraceful. How can we hope to win titles when we can't consistently hang with the best of em! Messi is a bad mutha-shutyamouth but our marking made it too easy. We took the lead and couldn't hold it for 3 minutes and we just kept playing D like the Golden State Warriors (Una wey dey watch b.ball go know wetin i dey talk) Even Rubin Kazan would not have been outclassed as badly as we where over two legs. We the fans deserve better from Wenger and the lads! Last season na 3-1 we chop this season na 4 do we wait till we suffer the heaviest defeat in UCL K.O History? Abeg we need to stop babysitting mediocrity

I think Wenger should sell the Emirates and buy Messi we can always demolish Highbury Flats.