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@Dr Kit
Almunia saved us last week! And made some good stops today as well even though he was culpable for the goal he didnt blow the chances we had at the other end. I totally think you should point your accusing fingers at Wenger! What on earth was he resting Nasri and Arshavin for? Barca? I laugh in Pope Benedict XVI, did you notice how we sprung to life in the last quarter of the match after Nasri and Arshavin's introduction?

@Loyika
We are still in it the problem is we would have to rely on too many unreliable teams to do us favors and we are not exactly good at keeping our end of the deal! Lets just beat Wolves and hope Man U and Chelsea spoil for a draw

Wenger's cagey tactics did us in. Shikena!! Sometimes you got to live for the day cos tommorow ain't promised. We had more chances on goal when Arsha and Nasri came in than for the entire 60 or 70 something minutes when they where on the bench

As annoying as this loss oops i meant draw is, its pointless beating ourselves up over it we have bigger fish to fry on Wednesday (hopefully we dont get fried ourselves) we need to do something about our wastefulness in front of goal! With our deficiencies at the back its no wonder we are always a sure bet not to keep a clean sheets that can turn wins to draws and draws to losses

One more thing these lads pass the ball too much! How can Bendtner be passing balls in the 18 yard box? You are striker for God sake!

Chai Arsenal phuck up laye won gbo lorun

Damn

Arshavin don dey play rubbish again later im go dey meskayarn for press

Duduspace i take back ma previous words on Diaby he's been a monster

NASSRIII! Sizzla

Howard Crook don come again oh

Omo Chelsea is overkillin Villa!! Wenger are you watching? We need a bloodclot goal

If we keep this b.s up we would lose this game i swear down! We need to make some damn changes. Jeez they hit the post

We are being played off the park so far, you just wonder where the goal would come from

@Dr Kit
Rozzi has been sub par. I wonder how much longer Cesc can play

I am not sure Cesc can continue Nasri should be brought in

Campbell don suffer for Jerome hand. I also see Special Agent Howard Webb is on duty.

We need to upgrade this ain't good enough

I must have still been in hangover mode earlier i meant Mike Epps

@Eldee
Nah Moment of Clarity barely scratches top 5

Encore
What More Can I Say?
December 4th
Allure
99 Problems

Heck it doesn't even make top 5

In the words of the Legendary Omar Epps "Bulls.hit aint nothing but chewed up grass and thats a big black ball that come outta a cow's as$"

He must have been talkin about this thread when he made that statement

The best track on The Black Album has to be between Encore and What more can i say?

@Eldee
Wetin happen for ATVO? Its not free now. I was on ma usual friday paro which meant i was on sporadically couldn't have caught it

@Mae
Ahn ahn if he dance na una go complain say im too dance. Dancing was not necessary for that kinda song it woulda spoilt it

Topic
Why Cry? - Uhh wee ft Snoop Dogg

Arenas gets 30 days in the halfway house i guess its better than the State Pen

@Bawo
You are a hedgehog! I am sure if you had your way you would attach Derrick Rose's bum cheeks to your lips. Asides scoring stats show that Agent Zero provides more assists as well! If Arenas was not running Guns'R'Us D.Rose would only be featuring at the Taco Bells skill challenge

@Bawo
All this yabis was avoidable and yo did you just say D.Rose is the best PG in the East? So where do you put Gilbert 'Butch Cassidy' Arenas? I really think you are going postal! I really do

@Azum
Its no biggie man no need to apologize i just wanted to draw your attention. So basically you work mainly with the Database server part but can navigate the front end.
Do you have stuff on the HR,Material Management or Production Planning modules? Just anything besides the FICO module.

I have used Oracle on Linux but just on a minor scale. I joined OTN when i got my OCA back in 08 and i do know being an Oracle DBA is more than a meal ticket but it just had to take the backseat while i was battling with school i'm just pulling all the stops to serve in Lagos so that my Oracle doesn't suffer

As for the PL/SQL you have a strong point but you do realize that aside RMAN with its proprietary language a lot of the other specialities are kinda run by PL/SQL and its also useful when you want to check your DDV,DPV tables. Obviously you are the more experienced one between us but with the little i know i do understand that they could be very useful for a DBA

I am moving right along on the RAC thing and i'll alert you if or more likely when i get stuck

@Jimblaze
What's good boss? How work?

Speeding - O'Marion (The boy is becoming a man. Great song)

@Eldee
Hahaha i see you are still on the matter! This $hit is so last year like Celtel. Make una continue oh i would go call ma nigga Bamsyle for you sef so we can go back to 09 all over again. Truth be told Em has lost form like Ronaldo at Corinthians

Dear Baba Geezy i mean Baba God please guide, protect and deliver me from all INEC (I neva chop) girls such as the poster of this topic. Amen

A Well Behaved girl would play her position

An Intelligent girl would wanna play your position

But i'd rather have both anyway! Good Behaviour is not enough in the 21st century

@Chamo
How i know?
My youngin bro's best buddies are half Sierra Leonean
2. Been with one
3. A female Sierra Leonean friend told me this (we go way back)

@Pweety4me
Yes! Hotter than a thousand degree Celsius. .

What you are doing is shakara oloje! When boys like us come give you lyrics lori gan gan wa koje rush rush and when you are told to jump you would ask How high?

The United Center. . . Where Bulls.hit happens

@Bawo
You where warned!! Just say Nowitzki's name one more time and thats it no more PLAYOFFS

@FL Gators
Haha who don spoil? Old man like me wey don grow white goatee

Ok let me gauge your Freak-o-meter. Are you with me on the 1st point i raised and most importantly are you averse to the 2nd?

@Chamo
Yup. Naija girls need to recognize that Naija dudes are hotcake even in West Africa (Go Sierra Leone if u think say i dey lie) never mind the World and the thing is we have a wider pool to choose from cos the average Naija or black woman is not as easily attracted to other races as a Naija man. Feminists to ba wu ko be na true i dey talk

@FL Gators
There are a lot of frigid women out there! The ones that just lie down and die, I am not a seminarian i can't stand missionary

Then there are the Miss I'm too fly to give head type. Turn off to the nth degree

Don't mind Chic2pimp jare answer ma question you know we go way back like Coleco Vision

@FL Gators
I can't stand no frigid girl Ma'am i ain't John The Pope. I hope you are freaky

@Spoilt
Naija men are the most romantic men ever. Appreciate what you have while its there

Smelly Hair (You'd be suprised at how many girls have this)

Dirty Drawers

Wobia's and gluttons (Take her to an eatery she eats and wants to take some back for herself or friends at the hostel)

INEC Girls. INEC stands for I Neva Chop. (You tell her to take a cab to come check you and she doesn't even have 50 naira in her purse incase things go awry)

Gucci dis Prada dat (Shey Iya e nlo Prada ni?) Buy me Balenciaga (Am i Mike Adenuga?)

Girls easily swayed by their buddies opinion

Frigid girls (If you ain't freakin we ain't speakin it is what it is. You must be open minded when it comes to bedmatics)

Haughty, hard to please

Poor Culinary skills (Before i devote the rest of my life to you can you at least show a brother you can boil some rice)

Lazy Women (Ain't wifing no housewife)

Insecurity