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Lol i respect him for getting it while the getting was good but he should take his 401K papers and quit rap

Plantain Seller - Timaya (This song sweet die)

@El Razur
Stans hate to hear their fave rapper has fallen off. Otito koro ju Guinness lo

Em is a great no doubt but he has lost his mojo since the Eminem Show and 8 mile Soundtrack. Its not a crime to lose one's mojo but Stan's would never accept that so El Razur it would be easier to pound yam with a syringe than convince em otherwise

Do you think about me? - Fiddy Cent (Probably the only track i can tolerate on BISD)

Na to Mezebu be the koko it dont matter what you drink

@Chiogo
Haha i did Igbo in high school oh but never really took it serious. I know when to use Iwe,Ujoo,Akukuo,Osiso and of course the usual Igbo swear words

We would greet our Mazi then like this: Etutu oma onye ku zia anyi

@Bawo
Why are you taking Prozac and Tylenol for another man's headache? 70mil is not even enough for Mark Cuban's son's bar mitzpah

@Muki
Na you say make we celebrate na and as supermod we must comply

@Chamo
Hahaha no wahala we go pop Igba,Tombo,Awopa,Opa-Eyin,Alomo Bitters (Kasapreko),Palmwine,Burukutu,Lemon grass,Monkey tail,Smallie

@V3
I doubt Henry or Pires had to pay 50% tax when they where at Arsenal and i doubt you would be having a coke and a smile if your boss told you you would be sharing half your guap with the IRS

If Barca where so confident about Cesc why didnt they keep him? La Masia ko La Maza Maza ni! Wenger and Arsenal played the biggest part in his development or is anyone is trying to tell me he woulda been world class at 21 if he stayed at Barca? Get outta here

Pop CHAMPAGNE ooh Pop CHAMPAGNE ooh Pop CHAMPAGNE

Pop pop pop pop Something. Chamo what are you popping. Mo,Belvie,Roset,Red Label,Night Train,Patron,Cuervo, Happy Juice. Fill up ma cup dude MOZERTOFF its a celebration b!tches

@Dayokanu
Baba Eleran ti rundown

@Bawo
Maybe Boozer may come but Boozer would prefer M.I.A besides with the way he is playing i'm sure the Jazz just may extend his stay. . Amare is another option but forget bout Wade he ain't playing for the Chicago Bulls.hit

So what if the Mavs spent 70mil on a center why you dey vex? Is it your money? Mark Cuban likes to trick

@Chiogo
Pay Bawo no mind! When you lose ten games in a row madness can set in. . Did you hear Jerk Hinrich almost beat up a ref and their coach Vinnie Del Negro got into the court and wanted to snatch the ball from D.Rose? He had to be ejected! Are these not signs of madness? Bawo is on his 2nd strike if he keeps making mpotu i would bar the Bulls.hit from the playoffs

@Bawo
Keep waiting for free agency! Osho-free! The best you can get is Joe Johnson abi who wan play with Jerk Hinrich,Joking Noah or Luol Dung?

We have whooped this Tim Duncan led team twice in the playoffs and we didnt even need homecourt! The only time they won us Dirk was struggling with injury. Tim Duncan is arguably the greatest PF ever but he dont want it with Nowitzki in the playoffs

@Dyabman
Sore loser!! Would you shut that semen receptacle you call your mouth up

@Azum
Na wah oh Bros you just overlooked ma post

Good grief 50% tax!! Thats not tax anymore thats a jack! A stick-up! Why don't they take the whole damn cheque and ask these people to play for free? Its absurd

@Dyabman
I'm ballin outta control can you hear ma sneakers?

@Bawo
The Chicago Bulls.hit have a future? I laugh in Sokoyokoto Olobe lo loko. Your future is as bright as Antoine Walker's

You would not stop talking rubbish about the Uberman abi? The last time you did that you lost ten in a row! If Steve Nash is all that why couldn't he lead any of his teams to an NBA Final? Even at his peak! Meanwhile Dirk has gone on to win the league MVP and got to the Finals! We even beat Nash on the way! The same Nash that cannot beat the Spurs to save his life remind me how many playoff series has he lost to them now? like 40

@Pyro
Thanks for the facts and figures

@Chic2pimp
Steve Nash might be more entertaining but Jason Kidd is the better PG overall too bad he was paired with a monster Laker team and the San Antonio Spurs he woulda been smiling with a ring by now

@Jesoul
How far Madam?

What is wrong with some of you Scousers? Even me wey i no be Liverpool fan dey ginja una but una no wan ginja! Bill Shankly would be ashamed

You guys should chin up there is still hope. I told y'all Man City is inconsistent and Everton showed it besides they still get to play Man U and Arsenal

Tottenham still get to play the entire big 4

And Villa with draws at home to Wolves and Sunderland have told us they are not ready

Y'all should just stack your wins and good things would happen. Fortune favors the BRAVE!

@Maedan
Lol thats the spirit Mami! There's still loads to play for this season. You guys can finish 4th and win the Europa League although y'all got to do something about these guys Insua,Lucas,Maxi they are just not Liverpool grade

As for the mods pay em no mind they do get power drunk at times

O da bi pe o ti fa skunk! Someone thats bottom of all three leagues is crying that he made the highest pts total? People! Chamo don dey craze oh i think he needs some Prozac

Me FPL's Pompey? You must be high on Agbo jedi jedi

If you scored a billion points you would still be rock-bottom so you would look mad if you even uttered $hit

Points berekete. . Points yanfu yanfu. . Points yapa

Drogba deuce (captain)
Malouda deuce
David Dunn deuce

Normal services resume at the ROC!

I should be mad at this win but when i remember i have Drogba as captain and Malouda on my FPL team i just smile like man wey drink Coke

I can drink a whole Hennessy fifth some call that a problem but i call it a gift

Ma fellow alcoholics what it do??

Barman una dey sell Ororo for here? If una get bring one Red Label and 4 cans of North pole cold Red Bull for me and ma clique plus can we get four plates of Nkwobi? please don't be stingy with the sauce

@Dr Kit
Lets be honest Arsha may be a motor mouth but when he decides to play Nasri,Rosicky sicky (can this dude be fit for even 3 weeks straight?) and Bendtner go le. Its time for Wenger to utilize any man management skill he has and channel this verbal energy to the pitch. He is still arguably one of our most explosive players and we would need him at his best cos even Fab is easier to shutdown than he is

@Eldee
Don't mind Dyabman who get im time? Me i am on the tube watching Pacquiao box em up

Arshavin should sharrap jare! I am a fan of his but he needs to practice his celebration routine and put agadagodo on his mouth when the press come calling is 'No Comments' not better than all this alo alo we keep hearing. He is not exactly carrying the team on his back at least not consistently enough to run his gap like that. While his utterances are less grievious than the avaricious Togolese even Torres at a sinking ship like Liverpool is performing and not moaning to the press

@Dyabman
O ni fe fi Yinka Ayefele se striker now

@Chamo
Because Cristalz don tamper justice with mercy for you you come dey go buckwild like Busta Rhymes abi

Sharrap! He dropped 26 last night how many 37 y.o's do you know that can do that? Lets see if D.Rose can manage that when he's 37

Clippers please give us Drew Gooden back

@Chiogo
We have Kidd and Dampier as old men

You have Wallace,K.G,Finley as old men

@Bawo
Hehehe he was playing Money Marathon with M.J? SMH. Maybe M.J could help the brotha out give him a 10-day contract or keep the gatorade on chill at all at all na im bad.

Bawo i showed y'all mercy so appreciate

By the way happy birthday to the Legend one of the greatest Point Guards to ever bounce a ball! 2nd all time leader in assists behind John Stockton

JASON KIDD Turns 37. Ring or no ring you are a great

@Kaypumpin
Silvestre against Birmingham? I'm crying in Father U-Turn. I guess i'd just hope for the best but expect the worst

@Dayokanu
Egbon Agbaya what location are you talking about?

@Chqakinns
Can you still remember what you did in your OCA? I'd advice you refresh yourself on that since you have not done anything Oracle based in a while or else OCP would be like abracadabra to you

@Azum
A)Maybe entwine was a stretch but they are used in tandem a lot and the manual kinda recommends the use of ASM Diskgroups. RAC is all about sharing resources and ASM supports that

B)Lol e be like say na you interview me. The whole thimg was like latin when they started talking about CRS, Oracle Cluster Registry. I have myself to blame cos i knew about RAC for a while now but didn't take it as serious as i should have and school wahala hardly helped. All i have ever done in work environments are Administer Users,Run Backups and Troubleshoot with the help of alert logs,trace files and ADDM

C)Are you for real? You work with SAP too (Do you just run the DB it runs on or know a thing or two about the app itself) Do you have any access to Business One Materials?
My biggest weakness has to be the lack of experience using Oracle on other OS. I'm too comfy with windows

Finally i agree being a DBA is more than writing SQL or PL/SQL but its an added advantage. You may find yourself in scenarios where skills like that would get you outta jail. It can only make you better (I suck at PL/SQL but my SQL isn't too shabby)
I'd get back to you if i get stuck with RAC but if you get any stuff on SAP i'd appreciate it

@Dayokanu
Disappear like Copperfield and go and crop a field jare! Your wahala too much. We are not scared of Chelsea at least a Chelsea without Drogba! Satisfied?