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The A-Files (More than just a State Of Mind)


Born to an I-Town Father and a Yoruba Mama
So people called me half-caste like i was Obama
From a hood where a baby's first words are 'Up Nepa'
Even as a youngin i was all about ma chedda
And naah i ain't talking bout that Man U player
But back in the days we rocked them partings and them layers
Clowning in the classroom reading Ikebe Super
Looking Fly in Bugle Boy fooling round with Lego toys
Feeling all fresh when i took baths with Almond-joy
Got back from school ma t.v looking like a rainbow
Waiting for the day ma Mom's would hook us up with cable
Playing table soccer on ma dinner table
Trips to the village got me feeling like a pirate
Heart in ma mouth everytime we crossed the water
You could drown whether you where Kpako or a Butter
Had ma first Aspen right before i turned ten
Tried to score a girl so i watched em playing ten-ten
With no dame all a lil nigga had was Brick game
Used to chill at Sapele where boys no dey hear Kpele
Thugged out militants with no shoes like a Cele
Phock around and you'd get a gasoline shower
Military era houses burning by the hour
Hardly had money but they did have the power
Engaged in Mortal Kombats. Watch them Street Fighters display their Killer Instinct
Woke up at night just to watch some Basic Instinct
Twas the closest thing to mojo so i watched it solo
Battled on Nintendo but niggas was v.aginal
Kabal & Ken was all it really took to break their Spinal
Like a Cup Final we balled in the corner till a dumb nigga kicked the ball in the transformer
Or heard the school bell chime and did the Optimus prime
Past memories keep streaming like a Tivo
Part 2 coming up like a home video

mailmalc:
[font=Times New Roman Unicode]Sup e'rybody. It's been a while. .  .  nice reppin y'all. Ibime and DBR killed this droppings. Dayummmm! sick sick sturvs.


I see you Cham, Da-Whizkid, Crude, Mykali, A-40 and the rest of y'all. Sup Malthus, how u doin?.

I'm good bro. how you livin??

Ibime:
@ Mailmalc. . . . thats the most Hip-Hop verse so far. . . .you respected all the rules and still made sense with it. . . . kudos!



Anyway, I call this one Naija State of Mind. . . .



As the homies say/ Maga no need pay . . .
. . but what if that’s the only way/ to pass a lonely day?/
We just tryna get fatter than Pastor OBJ/
So by hook or crook, we’re stacking dough each way!/
Our occupation/ is to rob the nation/
We keep cash under the bed. . . nigga, phuck inflation!!/


Cos here, we laugh at losers/ and clap for looters/
We hustle for Dead Presidents. . . not Yar’Aduas!/
Bandits loot us/ Robbers tax and shoot us/
So we carry gats and lugers. . . to blast intruders!/
We hack computers/ plus we’re mass polluters/
Traffic jams give you Asthma. . . while LASTMA . . . harass commuters!/


Its practical/ to travel to/ Abuja on sabbatical/
And chill in mansions built. . .  with stolen federal capital!/
Up North, niggas is radical/ and violence is sporadical/
cos Christians and Muslims are just incompatible!/
We got soldiers patrolling in tanks/ and controlling the land/
But still, niggas like Boko Haram/ ain’t folding their hand!/


Pay heed to the wisdom/ that corruption eats deep in the system/
The hopeless find peace in religion/ and a reason for living/
But our Pastors are lyrical/ They’ve mastered the syllables/
To collect 10%. . . when you ask for a miracle!/
They prophesy like prophets/ then monopolise the profits/
What I prothletise. . . is that they should be sodomised with objects!/     (It’s logic!)


Chop I chop!. . . but they chop more than their belly takes/
till dem inflate/ come dey resemble heavyweight/
Lecturers are never paid/ so they always demonstrate/
Then we wonder why we’re unable to educate/
How long will this perpetuate?/ I think it’s time to set it straight/
Naija gasto elevate/ to a level we can celebrate!/

Abeg make u stop to dey buga us for here

Shorty Wanna Ride - Young Buck (WTF happened to this nigga??)

@Bawo
I am sure you where in the jungles in Central America with no access to modern civilization on Friday when Jason Kidd taught Jameer Nelson a thing or two on PG play don't worry Derrick Rose is next

To be honest i don't know too many peeps in their late 30's playing as good as he has in this league! I was his biggest critic last season! thus far he has shut me up too many times

@Jesoul
Its really crazy J i couldn't believe i was watching Dallas i kept asking myself how Deshawn Stevenson was able to cope with Kobe and Brendan Haywood with five blocks!! Its looking like we finally have a decent Center i can only hope its not initial gra-gra but the Thuggets would be another test. If only Drew Gooden would buyout his deal and return to the Mavs i ain't comfortable with that Najera at all at all

Na wa for your Celts oh from K.G last season to Paul Pierce this time around! Sometimes you just feel maybe y'all gave it all you had in 08 and their bodies cannot play at that championship level without breaking down! Remember that year you went 4-3 against ATL 4-3 against Cleveland 4-2 against Detroit compared to Lakers's 4-0 against the Thuggets and 4-1 against both the Jazz and Spurs. I don't think your boys have recovered from that gut-burstin effort

Lol Mike Brown is in trouble i wonder how he is going to mix and match that front court but if there is one thing thats going to work in his favor its that foul trouble won't be an issue at all! Hickson could step in for Jamison and Varejao and Big Z could come in for Shaq. They are really looking good

@Slimshay
Na dem invent am? lol Dem no go wan take gutter do jacuzzi now!
Last time i checked a lot of Naij trained architects don't even know how to use these softwares no pun intended if you are one

@Afrodoc
What is the difference between Stoke and Bolton & Blackburn (Bogey teams we have unlocked) Bolton at their peak made Europe and played in the CC Final, Blackburn also made Europe so whats so special about Stoke? If football was all about height and weight surely Stoke woulda been ruling Europe with an Iron-Fist.

I am not blind to Stoke's potency at set pieces i am saying we can do damage control! You can't avoid throw-ins but you can avoid conceding from em! The keeper has a big part to play by being dominant in the box. I don't remember VDS or Cech conceding from Delap throws the defense can also help by timing their jumps and being focused surely if they put work in training this can be achieved. As for being physical we have to show we wont be bullied! I learnt as a young'in that the best way to avoid being bullied is to stand up to that bully chances are he would beat you to a pulp but he would never bully you again. Lastly as far as i'm concerned if we don't get a result at Stoke it would be damn near impossible to win the league not just cos of the pts we would drop but it would be yet another confirmation that we are not ready for titles

@FBS
Haba wetin make u think say na fight? Aa kan barawa taka ni! I just tried to update you lol. I am a very playful fella

You are darn skippy my game plan is on point. If you look at Key 1 and Key 2 you would see that your complaint was well addressed! RF would only bully us if we let him do so! Fight no be only about size small craze gats dey but we seem too happy to play the victim card these days forgetting no one would hand us the EPL! Even Bible talk am 'The Kingdom suffereth violence and the violent taketh by force' if Arsene ain't agnostic that scripture should be pasted in front of every player's locker

@FBS
I don't need to be a gaffer neither do you need a degree in Babalawolology to realize that we won't lose if all the steps i listed above are followed

Keep lauging in IBM, IBM wey don rundown instead of you to laugh in Lenovo

@FBS
If you like laugh in Maya & Autocad the bottomline is we have beaten better teams all around Europe if they stick to my script that match should be a cakewalk

The guy is an i.mbecile!! Why doesn't he simply quit the sport altogether? J.T was stripped of his captaincy what else does the hedgehog want? Maybe he hasn't heard of M.O.B

@FBS
I laugh in Fadeyi Oloro. What does it matter? afterall after Milito's goal i could almost swear he was back in Buenos Aires looking after his ranch! Is there a rule that says since Eto'o & Pandev didn't score in the 1st leg they wouldn't score in the 2nd

@Slimshay
We are saying the same thing like a synonym whether bone crunching tackles or guarding your grill we definitely have to set the tone! Remember Bolton and Blackeye Rovers used to be a problem till we showed em who was Boss i don't see why the same fate shouldn't befall Stoke if we do the right things

Y'all need at least three goals to qualify cos it would be easier for Umar Musa Yaradua in his current state to knockout Vitaliy Klitschko and collect his WBC heavyweight title than for Chelsea to go without conceding to a strike force of Milito, Eto'o and Pandev

@Myself2
Where u been son?

On the Stoke tip ma take is this: There are certain games on certain grounds at certain times of a season that if you win you know deep down in your heart that this could be your season and the Stoke game is one of them another such game is at St Andrews but that aside we have to play hard and most importantly play smart!! If Arsene Wenger knows anything about coaching i'd want to believe he has been drilling the boys all week on how to defend Rory Delap's ballistic missiles. No amount of youth policy or elapsed time would win us trophies if we dont learn to correct basic mistakes

A-40's Winning Keys
1. Defend the throw (Neutralize Rory Delap)
2. Avoid conceding an early goal
3. Score first
4. Set the tone and get physical
5. Concentrate, Concentrate, Concentrate

Josh Howard what a wasteman! Thank goodness we traded you! It looks like dude is out for the season

I have to shoutout Deshawn Stevenson for disrupting ma man Kobe's flow and being on his a/ss like black maybe he could be useful for other stuff besides tattoos

Lolz! Who dat say dem gonna beat Los Mavs? Who Dat?
Dirk and Jason Terry where beasts not forgetting Jason Kidd with 13 assists! There are nights you just wish he could play for ever and Tough Juice was ill and couldn't play! 5 straight wins now hopefully we can unseat the Thuggets they remain the only threat other than L.A

Hehehe in the history of Niggerdom ojoro has always canceled ojoro! Last week y'all where laughing at us now its your turn

@DK
Help me ask them ohh! Men lie Women lie Numbers don't and Valencia's numbers have been impressive. He has been value for money to be honest i was one of his biggest critics earlier but if you consider the Quantum Leap he's made from Wigan to Utd you got to give the Michael Jackson stunt double some credit he is playing to his strengths and doing the bidness! He can only improve

4 assists in 3 games!! Valencia has been as productive it gets. He might be one-legged but he has been more productive than two-legged Nani infact if you take out Rooney i don't think you could point out three Scummies that have matched him! Compared to Berba he has actually been a success

Good grief! So i won the battle with Dapo FC but lost the war of staying the top 20 no thanks to those FPL bandits for denying Agbonlahor his legit bonus pts and Sir Cud Chewing Ruminant for not fielding Darren Fletcher! Ma fault sha for signing him though but may they lose to Villa on Sunday

@Cristalz
Hehehe you are wishing me a happy birthday for the 2nd time this year. I am Jan 22nd you are Feb 22nd. I am sure we are clear now

Chamakh? Na wa oh! So out of all the strikers in Europe Chamakh is the best Wenger can come up with! Its no biggie sha since he would most likely be coming on a free i am not sure about his age but Oscar Cardozo woulda been a better option seen a few of his games and he is CLASS!!

HNIC:
@Duduspace
Any more info on this Afobe guy?
Heard Barca was also interested.

Not another Young'in . I am starting to wonder if all these rumors about this wigga is true whats with his endless infatuation with little boys

dayokanu:
Yessss anything wrong with Itafaaji GRA?
Its still better than that slum you stay.

Thank God say Raji Rasaki or Abdulkarim Adisa is not governor, You for don turn homeless now cos na demolition get una asses.

Hehehehe! See this stupid old man . Itafaaji GR.A lolz who dash monkey banana??

Na you for chase me comot my house na! I can wager ma area in Naij is better than yours. Suganmu alatarodo

dayokanu:
You don go shack monkey tail and lemon grass this morning?

You no be monkey tail and lemon grass dealer before?? Why are you frontin na??

@Dayokanu
Broda Agbaya like i don talk earlier na anytime you don drink 'Onigba' your mouth go dey blow like Vuvuzela. Like say u no dey familiar with that expression. Shior Isale Eko, Itaafaaji boy like u

@Eastbay
Don't get it twisted oh that the ref was wrong does not absolve Campbell and especially Fabianski of their idiocy! It was a clear backpass but the situation was poorly arbitrated

I really dont think there where clear individual errors as per all three goals y'all conceded. Evans & Brown just faced a team on rampage and had the midfield done a better job maybe they wouldnt have had to deal with that kind of pressure. And if you are not happy with your combo we can always swap em for Campbell and Silvestre! Lolz

@Lalaboi
Two games are not treated as one! stop giving bad data

@Chamotex
It seems you have bad data too, sorry to burst your bubble but e be like say Rooney sef na Borat captain

@Tkb
Na u get bad data pass oh! My birthday na once in a year and e don pass it was actually this time last month, but its Cristalz b.day though

Hehehe see blaming marathon. Evans & Brown where Baresi & Costacurta when una beat us oh! Truth be told Everton where simply the better team, aside Rooney's scuffed chance y'all didnt create much and simply lost to a better team on the day! Blaming your players for the goal kinda steals the shine of Everton's beautifully crafted goal as not a single one was fortuitous

@Eastbay
One thing all ma years of watching footie has taught me is that ojoro must always cancel ojoro so our penalty was well deserved as compensation for Wednesday

Wow this is some interesting ish. Nice lines dropped here. Not typed anything in eons but i'd most defo drop a lil something something within the next 48hours or less and seeing a lot of stuff already mentioned i'd try and add a few new stuff. A mix of ma early years and how it went back then would be most appropriate

Video Phone Remix - Beyonce ft Lady Gaga (Who are the Kolomentalists comparing B with Lady Gaga? Lady Gaga ko Lady Maga ni)

Hahaha you need some advice from ya Surgeon General no one seems to take em serious these days anyway, i can remember when the slogan was 'Tobacco smoking is dangerous to Health' they weren't as many smokers as when they changed it to 'All smokers are liable to die young'

@Cristalz
Splendid! That makes two of us. Happy birthday in advance by the way i'd be expecting ma e-belvie, e-grey goose, e-happy juice, e-nuvo, e-cuervo, e-roset e.t.c

@Borat
They call me Lucky Leftie like ma mentor Jigga! I saw the fixture list and i was cocksure it would be worth the gamble even after Burnley scored first. By the way no mind those FPL crackers wey wan use gutter for Jacuzzi. Buncha i.mbeciles
Guy wetin u dey puff? Jumbo, Reggie, Cohiba, Claro, Purple haze or what!

I am still pissed about this daylight robbery never in the history of the FPL have i seen a player get a goal and an assist and still not get a bonus pt. A goal and an assist from Rooney and Fletcher should be enuff to take care of Dapo FC

@Dayokanu
Egbon Agbaya u no go respect yasef. Na anytime you drink 'Onigba' ya mouth go dey blow like Vuvuzela

@Cristalz
Are you a 22nd baby too?