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@Jalether
This is the point i have been stressing since The Big Bang!! Neither the skeezer nor Terry gives two phocks about him why cant he accept the broad is an insatiable nympho and move on with his life. This is what happens when you try to turn a ho to a wife. Why doesn't he do like Tiger Woods and quit the sport as a whole? If England go on to win the WC in his absence he just may kill himself

@Bluediva
Hit and run for a baby momma? Get real ma'am a lot of dudes wouldn't care less if their baby mommas got gangra.p.ed by rabid pitbulls with all them child support bills, alimony e.t.c who wants baby momma drama

Hahaha Amnesia na disease ohh!

Inasmuch as i am at a loss as to the rationale of Walcott's poor form this season i still think its too early to write off the lad. Come on fellas as at the 06/07, 07/08 and parts of 08/09 season there was no list of top 5 players at Arsenal that would not have Walcott's name in it! Fans are quick to forget how many matches his introduction saved our hides even on NL here fans loathed the prospect of a Walcott injury and even rival fans acknowledged his abilities and X-Factor potential a below par season and fans are on his neck some are even saying he never shoulda played footie! Its absolute Ludacris IMO. I agree Walcott has dropped performance-wise this season but to suggest he is not good enough for Arsenal is laughable to say the least

@Duduspace
I would take Iya Rainbow's opinion on Walcott more seriously than any English footie pundit a star performance against Burnley & Hull and watch em change like chamelaeons
Even Thierry Henry lacked consistency till he was 23-24

@Follypimpi
Walcott is not a wasteman he has only been playing like one

Hoes - Lil Wayne ft Mannie Fresh

The Danish Giraffe was on the scoresheet last nite! Too bad they lost

FL Gators:
Nigerian men are very funny species.

Dem say Naija women fat and needs to hit the gym.

Now we have a toned BABE, they're now saying she's too skinny.

Infact, where's my 5 burgers, time to eat jare.

We know what we want Ma'am. Big fat booty and Juicy breasties  

Oya make we analyze am.

Abekeade - Cute face
                 Model body
                  Flat belly (Are you sure you are a Nigerian girl at all? Naija girls dont take it personal but you know your bellies are not exactly the smallest, i ain't complaining ooh just saying)
                   Nice tetas

You look like Kelis or should i say Kelis looks like you

Whitesturd - Your curves are kicking
                   Off the chain cleavage

Its a tie though i woulda picked whitesturd if only i could see her face but both of y'all are hot

Fans of the Mavericks would you shout Halllelujah . Shout Hallelujah to the Lord 9 times

Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia

Keyshia Cole just put to bed for her Cavalier baby daddy by the way

@Rehana2
Are you sure you are 55? You sound more like a 15y.o teenie bopper wake up and smell the coffee baybee

@Bawo
I saw Josh Smith tomahawking your rim this morning on them ESPN highlights! Mehn u better start begging because by the time i am done with ya Bulls you would give testimony at your church if you make it to 8th seed

That Pedro na bad man! Where una see that dude? He deserves a WC call up cos he has that X-Factor

As for the 2nd goal forget about Messi that Xavi pass almost had me bussing nuts

Lets go for 8 Los Mavs! we have a real center now damnit make Jazz play their position go back their 8th spot abeg the real problem are the Thuggets though which is why we need that 2nd spot

@Bawo
Sadly you don't have a say in the matter of your Bulls

As for Parker he is not a threat we would assign the Puerto Rican CP3 (J.J Barea) to him we have his medicine as our last two playoff battles have shown. We own that azz and we dont even need homecourt to beat them

As for Billups he is also not the problem all we need is for Shawn Marion to play good D on Melo as #0 has been zero on offense

Hehe you would notice its ballers in phocked up teams that have been caught DUI. It was Bawo's buddy Andres Nocioni not too long

@Slimshay
Broda trying to reason with savages who see nothing wrong with such tackles is an exercise in futility in my opinion shebi u be architect surely there must be a building plan you need to design. To be honest we have also dished out horrific tackles in the past i can remember Diaby almost taking off Terry's head and almost breaking Steinsson's legs so we have not been entirely innocent. Anyways make we free this matter we have a league to win and the sooner we forget Ramsey's incident the better lets stay focused,hungry and humble

Footie Fans sha!!! When JT got the winner against Burnley and provided the assist to Drogba's goal against Arsenal the World was at his feet all this while the Wayne Bridge shindig was on! A few bad results and he is being marched to the guillotine oh well this chaos at the Bridge is welcome news at the Emirates and we are simply watching with glee cos as far as am concerned y'all are just looking for a scapegoat and JT is easy target

@Eastbay
Berbatwat has not improved on his goal-scoring for a season and a half now and if you consider the fact Valencia was bought from lowly Wigan i'd say he's been a success regardless! Definitely one of your top performers this season

Lets not dwell on Ramsey's injury for longer than necessary haters can only be shut up with trophies so the onus is on us to deliver lets see how it swings when would Diaby and Merida get back by the way?? Denilson has to step up his game he has been too average for my liking

BlueDiva:
We women are powerful sha.
See how two grown men are going to destroy their career because of a woman.

BlueDiva:
^^^^^
That's what we use to make y'all slaves to us.
It baffles me sometimes. What's do you guys act irrational at the sight of bosoms and vjays?

Simple! Chocha is like Visa "Accepted Everywhere" Seriously a lot of women need to know that so long as they have a vjayjay they run the damn universe and the only ones that would probably disagree are gays and i wasn't talking about them

Eastbay:
I don't think WB is running away.It's just a reaction to betrayal from a close friend who is exhibiting unparalleled arrogance by refusing to admit any wrong-doing.
I think it's a matter of principle.I actually admire his stance in this situation,because it's actually turning down a chance to play at the world cup potentially.It's actually sending a message to Terry who is actually dumb enough to believe he's not done anything wrong.I don't see it as running away.Really,when a man is hurt,he chooses to react the way he wants.There is an adage that says you can choose how to flog a child but you cannot decide how he will shape his mouth to cry.How WB reacts,especially in the light of a private matter turned public,is his biz.

You like his approach which is fair enough i also agree Terry is wrong for not apologizing but then again not everyone is that sensible, he has every right to handle it anyway he wants but i sincerely feel missing out on the World Cup is not the best way to go about it! John Terry would not step down for him! He has been stripped of the captaincy which should be the limit of his punishment anyway and come to think of it the skeezer has not tried to get back with him or anything she might even be on another Chelsea player's nuts as we speak! He might be mad at Terry but he needs to remember it takes two to tango! Wayne Bridge needs to confront the situation rather than avoid it the sooner he does that the less likely he would keep on playing with a chip on his shoulder. I would also remind you that footie fans are notoriously amnesic. . Now peep this scenario its 1-1 in the WC Final England vs Germany its the final minute of extra time! James Milner rolls a short corner to Theo Walcott who crosses for John Terry to head in the WC winning goal! After that do you think Vannessa, John Terry and the rest of England would give two phocks about the existence of Wayne Bridge? The same song they are using to knight him now is what they would use to goodnight him and i assure you he would be made fun of over this for the rest of his days by the same people that have been sympathetic with him thus far

chamotex:
Average 27 : 43 Chamo Athletic
TBOY1 FC 45 : 30 FC Borat
Lalaboi FC 30 : 39 KoKo Master FC
Reptilez FC 30 : 28 Bandely FC
Dapo FC 14 : 71 bad boys
Librans FC 40 : -4 Team Roc
MEND FC 41 : 17 SOOTING STARS
Eldee FC 37 : 56 TubabieFC
bammy f.c 51 : 3 Squode F C

Bloody hell, A-40 owes FPL 4 forking points
You debtor

Hehehehe you no get shame! Alainitiju ni e! so you can post the score-board abi? Why not post the League Table as well? Your win % is 0.200!!

Ibime:
^^^hehehe. . . A-40 is an idiot. . . he made a raft of substitutions this week, and 8 of them are ineligible next week! . . . by next week, he will be owing FPL 20 points. 

No wonder the nuccas dropping like a stone in the main league. . .how the mighty have fallen. . . . just few weeks ago, he was competing with Gateway!

Its obvious you have exceeded your RDA of Tombo. Didn't we both start at 0points??

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5602560#msg5602560 date=1267384330]All this rant just cause you beat average? Na wa
A-40 lwkmd
Is it fair to say you are having an arsenalesque season?[/quote]@Borat
Sizzla Kalange was sold two weeks old weed not too long ago and since then his brain has been doing the Migraine Skank. The matter would be resolved as soon as he detoxes and if not ongoing talks are being held with Hajia Turai Yaradua to temporarily manage the team while Sizzla is incapacitated

bawomolo:
chai thx for jinxing us

Thank me Later! Preferably after your Bulls miss the playoffs

@Eastbay
I am not oblivious to the power of the P.U.S.$.Y. My thing is Wayne Bridge is showing weakness by putting his Intl career on hold cos of JT and a broad that really doesn't give two phocks about him anyway! We have established JT is a traitor but running from the situation smacks of cowardice to me and if England go on to succeed even in Bridge's absence he would definitely have come out the biggest loser of all cos i bet you no one would even remember him and JT's sins would be forgiven that is my stand! They dont even have to get along but they have to realize their nation needs them and lastly the skeezer is not worth that kind of sacrifice

bawomolo:
you lost to the nets.
you and jesoul better not say one word about the bulls loss to the kings. ever ever ever

Sharrap and beat the Pacers first

Eastbay:
No one says they can.I wonder what your point is.
@A40,
You'd be surprised that there are fellas that will not come to work for a while at least if they found out that their colleague was doing the nasty with their girl.I've seen it happen before.Yours trully almost missed an exam because he was dumped by his girl the day before a critical paper.
No one's gonna blame the tramp,especially in England.I share your point on that one,but it's not just gonna happen.
I can see why Bridge didn't show up.While it's debateable as to whether it's the right thing to do,I feel he's trying to avoid a scenario where tensions are raised,especially when JT can't summon the simple courtesy to say sorry to him.In that light,I think it's best for team unity that either of the two stay away.

Wayne Bridge and those fellas are suffering from CBD (Chronic B.itch Dependency) and its a serious disease capable of messing with your health, family and scarily enough Your money. Ol boy you too nearly miss paper because of woman?? Haha this one serious ooh! I have done crazy things for babes in the past but i try as much as possible to draw lines
The English press started this wahala with their W.A.G.S b.s its no rocket science that they have not won nada in 44 years

Not even sleep would rob me of my constitutional and fundamental right as an NL member to ask How Market

Chei! Gonzalo Higuain! A striker's striker by far ma fave player in Madrid.

I'll go - Donnell Jones (One of ma all-time faves)

whiteroses:
3million infected africans man and woman aids aids aids where's your head at, always playing unsafe about

Better!

obinna5000:
DJ Khaled ft. Various Artists - We Are The World.

I can't stop laughing

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Hahahahahaha I go die ooh . LMYO

Dey Know - Shawty Lo (Can't get over the dance in the vid. Hilarious!)

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=400313.msg5596350#msg5596350 date=1267283924]Chelsea where totally bambattaad by City lets protect the pride of London by equally bambattaing another City team. Its time to show some heart fellas! We need to show these haters we mean bidness[/quote]And Bambattad they where

Its nice to see the haters and haterettes choking on their own seminal and v.aginal fluids for a change i wished we made em do that more often!
Ramsey's injury kinda took the gloss out of a hard fought win but for once i saw an Arsenal team that did not wallow in self-pity as i had feared that might be the case after Ramsey's unfortunate injury. This is the heart and spirit thats required to win titles! There are 10 more battles to be fought and won lets fight em differently and
according to the qualities of the opponents we are pitted with and with minimal or no injuries to our key personnel we can complete the biggest heist in EPL history.
Lets give it all we got! Impossible is Nothing. Arsene may not have bought smart or managed the transfer window well but if our current set of players are not smelling blood at this stage of the season they probably never will


I also got to add that Fab might need to work on his spot-kicks they are kinda predictable though i like his technique its almost Djorkaeffesque, you know where its going but its just beyond your reach

@Chamotex & FBS
If 40% adherence to ma scripts could give us a 3-1 win imagine what 100% compliance woulda done? Hehehe

chamotex:
-1 everywhere for you.

Phucking Darren Bent didnt play


Who is this average dude and why is his team not accessible?

@Chamo
Situation odikwa critical!! I am just laughing at myself in Timbo-tune (If you have heard 'Morning After Dark' you would know what i am talking about) cos Muki don bulala my posterior with koboko i am just hoping my troops Duff,Kuyt,Bent,Gamst P keep the scoreline respectable! Just when i thought Terry and Ivanovic where i.mbeciles for letting in 4, Ryan Shawcross raised the bar by making Aaron Ramsey eligible for London's 2012 Paralympics games

Darren Bent plays tomorrow by the way

Krayola:
hehehe. I'm not joking. I smoked already today and it's just 4:30 pm here. leaving for a friend's place now where we will spend the rest of the day making beats and gettin baked!! Life is beautiful


haha. Me, Agbero?! Unless na Bentley Bus with 40 inch spinners i no dey touch am.

Hahaha all those Ikeja, V.I ajebo Igbo?? Those ones no strong na e be like say you neva drag skunk or all those Badagry, Satellite Town weed by the time u smoke that one u go know say Barber senior Clipper