₦airaland Forum

xterra2:
I like this guy so much,and he is my best National Assembly member he also speaks the truth

Walahi that dude is a bad mutha-shut-your mouth. I can watch the guy debate all day men

maedan:
And by the way, is homo-sapiently possible (lol) to read for 7 hours a day?? I mean what time does he have to eat, work, rest, interact?? Pls his case is opprobrious .

Lolz wetin be opprobrious ooh? I no read English for University lol

Ibime:
Speaking of Eboue, is he not better than Sagna this season?

I see the Gayyners chatting bunkum about Theo again. . . Theo don see awoof like Burnley that would give him enough space to land an aeroplane. . . no worries, Ashley Cole or Patrice Evra will pocket him when it really matters.

You have started animal talk again bah? What does it matter if he was given a tarmac or dockyard of space to operate what winger never mind an English one does not need space to operate. Ashley Cole was prolly trying to get into Cheryl Cole's panties when Walcott scored at Cardiff and Wembley shey? Like we would only get 2 points for beating Burnley instead of 3 abeg comot for here

doyin13:
Walcott might be a secret nairaland member. I have been shouting from the hilltops
that he must start going inside. And lo and behold, he does and shows he has a decent
left foot. I wiIl wait a few more matches and see if he stays with it. If he does, then he
might become almost unstoppable.

English pundits and fans are their own worst enemies never have i seen a country with such an over-bloated image of itself it is only in England that players are written off before their 21st birthday. As for Walcott i have seen enough of him to know that he can become a world class player if he knuckles down and works on his weaknesses! He has a strong weapon which the average English winger lacks and thats Off the ball movement
If he works on his decision-making and ball-control i have no doubt he would be one of the best in the business

Are these FPL peeps encouraging strikers to squander chances?? How can Bendtner get 3 bonus pts after wasting 7 clear chances on goal?? Its absolute Ludacris

Chei these Wolves are beyond useless all bark and no bite. Scholes scores!

Can these Wolves muchachos score already? Do they train to waste chances?

Ehem what where you Babylonians saying about Walcott again? Oju a tin yin se just give the kid time

@Duduspace
I know you are not a fan but come on Walcott was the best player by eons if Bendtner had converted at least two of the freightliner of chances Theo created we would be top now. On to Tuesday and for goodness sake we can't afford to be this wasteful against Porto we just can't

@Bluediva
No woman No cry. Hehehe

@Follypimpi
The dude ain't even willing to try which is what irks me the most i think he has used that injury alibi long enough he should shape up or ship out Eduardo that is, just imagine we had someone like Tevez? As for Arshavin a few games should kick him into shape

Yes Boss Arshavinnnnn!! Game set match y'all

Eduardo is finished! Is the wigga pregnant? Phock Wenger for not getting us a decent striker! Plus Arshavin looks to have put on weight what is wrong with these fellas today

Sharrap dia i still have 7 players yet to play so don't arrive too soon

I do hope Bendtner gets rap£d by a gorrilla on viagra i think these FPL guys should start deducting pts for clear chances wasted

Walcott has created 6 chances in this half alone all wasted so who do we blame if we don't pick all 3 pts?

Theo Danger!! Missofunyin Entertainment

Bendtner is the most useless in God's green earth he should be melted in a tub filled with sulphuric acid

Follypimpi i hope you are seeing the way Bendtner is wasting Walcott's deliveries. Its 2 now in less than 5 mins. And Burnley equalize $hit!!

You girls can always turn to lesbianism na or don't they allow civil partnerships in the UK abi na by force to marry man? Typical Naij girl always blaming men for their woes one would think y'all are the modern day Virgin Mary with the way y'all rant endlessly about men. Women from their mid 20's to mid 30's need to ask themselves what is it about their puss that keeps attracting ain't $hit niggas and save dudes the narrative

Hehehe wetin be the name of that game wey young gyals dey play back in the day? *scratches ma head* ohh now i remember. Ten-Ten. And the Mavs keep marching Bulls are next on the hit-list. We are going for 22 like the Rockets did. I just hope Haywood's injury ain't serious cos we are really going to miss JET, Move over Tony Parker we have another french stud in the building 22pts in 24mins not bad for a rookie nice one Roddy Beaubois

@Chiogo
How can you compare the Nets to the Bobcats? Hehe i am against underaged smoking oh. They are the only team in the East that have actually manhandled the Cavs plus they beat the Lakers last night! Do you know that if the Nets don't win at least 4 more games they would be tied with the worst team in NBA History lol go and read what they are trying to do to sell tickets! my cousin at Delaware Uni has more people watching their school games than the Nets @ IZOD center

One more thing whats with these NBA players on a bucketlist you Celts keep signing? Michael Finley? Hehehe he is only 37 years young

@Bawo
I don't hear you begging oh is it till we make it four in a row later tonight

Quit Alcohol!! (That cold bottle of Harp and hot bowl of peppersoup was there before you and when you are long gone they would still be there)

Lolz on a serious note i wont quit stuff i am passionate about for love

I wanna rock remix - Snoop Dogg ft Jay-Z & S.W.A.T

dayokanu:
^^ Just dont mess with me or with my sis on whose bosom you have been chilling for 2 years.

Hahaha o ni fe fi Gutter shey Jacuzzi now, even winch get senior broda. Bros eh tibe jare

follypimpi:

Mc Hammer Sold out concerts,platinum cd's n so on,where is he now,We dont want 1 hit wonder.

Even Mc Hammer was not written off at 20! Let him die before you bury him

dayokanu:
May

Esu laalu Ogiri oko.
Ogun lakaaye osinmole
Aje apanimahagun olokiki oru, Osalansolo, Osolonsala ti won we ninu omi salosalo Impregnate you with brimstones

Beat that!!!

Look at this part-time herbalist

You peeps would not point out the two excellent chances Walcott created for Lampard that he failed to bury abi?? I have no doubt in ma mind the kid would make haters swallow their semen its only a matter of time before he finds his feet

@Follypimpi
Against Milan in the UCL and Liverpool too in the same competition i would not even bring in his premiership assists

Heart of Man - Xzibit (Bumping ma Man vs Machine album)

@Bawo
Like i said earlier said we have to get past the Thuggets and the Lakers first although we are way stronger than last year we split the Laker series whereas it was 3-0 last year we have also beaten Boston, Atlanta and Orlando on the road and the Cavs at home whereas last season these teams totally killed us. I agree we are a win now team but i doubt we are #1 on anyone's list. Lakers are still everyone's favorites

As for your Bulls you better pray Riley is not able to get help for Wade and from all indications Bosh or Stoudamire may be your best option

Paparazzi - Xzibit (Classic! Who says X can't rap?)

@Abekeade
You definitely have to start a fitness clinic i know a lot of Naij girls that would go to Okija shrine for that type of belly hehe after swallowing all the okele in the Lagos district its kinda hard for that belly to be flat. Good work sha i see what you are working with mamichula

@Whitesturd
I voted for you sha. I believe you have a face to match that voluptuous figure plus i have an incurable fetish for breasties

@Follypimpi
Who was supplying passes,crosses and giving Adebayor awoof goals? Kunta Kinte abi

@Duduspace
I have seen enough of Walcott to know that the kid has it in him. He doesn't have to be an Owen or a Beckham all we need is for him to show the consistency required to stay at this top level

@Ibime
Hahaha Gronkjaer was not a bad player both for Chelsea and especially Denmark

@Duduspace
The average punkdit or fan is near-sighted. How on earth can time be running out on a player that is not yet 21? Why are peeps this unrealistic? I can remember in 05/06 and even 06/07 most especially, Fab4 was mediocre but he turned it around in 07/08 i do agree there is work to do but i believe Walcott has a future at Arsenal. Wilshere has talent but does he bring something different to that Arsenal team? NO!! He is not much different than a Ramsey, Nasri, Cesc, Rozzy e.t.c Walcott on the other hand is a one man counter-attacking threat maybe he needs a kick in his posterior to jump-start him but Wilshere ain't ready yet and it would take him at least two seasons to get to Walcott's level and thats if the English press don't wreck his career

@Bawo
Never said we where going to win the championships thats down to us surviving the Lakers and the Thuggets i would say though that your Bulls franchise is cursed cos John Salmons and Tyrus Thomas are going to deny your rubbish franchise of playoff basketball with their respective teams. Did i hear Joakim Noah out for 3 weeks? Make that 3 months

@V3
Melo ko Carmelo Anthony ni!! There are certain players you look back and wish you signed he definitely ain't one of em. I would take a one-legged Song 24/7, 365, 366 in a leap year

@Duduspace
Wilshere, Sunu, Lansbury and all those muchachos you listed would take at least two seasons to be as relevant as Theo was two seasons ago don't get it twisted at all shining against U-17's is different from playing week in week out against the best in England & Europe! I have seen Wilshere against Porto in the UCL and against West Ham in the F.A cup that kid is not as ready as you want to believe
I think pundits and fans alike are over reacting to one bad season! only in England would you hear all this hue and cry over a player who is not yet 21. It is this kind of hype that has sent players like Owen, Woodgate to their early footie graves and seen em go out in a blaze of glory just after puberty. This dude has suffered two major shoulder injuries and a knee injury before 21 then he's back and y'all expect him to be Maradona sorry oh it doesn't work that way! Walcott on his day would bring more to the table than a Chamakh, Bendtner, Vela, Eduardo e.t.c when it comes to counters he is still our only legit option