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Hahaha Market woman free me na. I ain't even joking mate Didier Ranieri 'Coach of Porto after Mourinho left' he thinks y'all swapped coaches

I am on arguing with a Chelsea fan now and he thinks there is a certain Didier Ranieri coached Porto. Lawd deliver me from these footie ignoramuses.

Fellas lets talk tactics for Sunday. What can we do to ensure victory on Sunday

Good news for you Chavs. The transfer ban has been scrapped!

Yet another weak come-back. You are still not making sense while typing a lot! So being ashamed and dwelling on a loss to a title rival instead of moving on and putting the game behind you is a sure fire way to get back up. You are the king of i.mbeciles and your dumbness makes you a threat to yourself and the world at large. Where was your shame when League 2 Barnsley knocked you out of the F.A cup not too long ago? Maybe you should enforce the Sharia Law on yourself if we beat you at the Bridge. Asiwaju awon were

Enuff of this market woman talk sha cos any further reply from you na straight to voicemail. If y'all win i would congratulate y'all like the good sport i am and if we win then your guess is as good as mine

@Nateevs
Oda bi pe won ti teba were fun e. Your comeback was pretty lame! So if you knew teams could bounce back from horrible defeats why where you going on and on about being ashamed of losing to a rival like a deranged lunatic that you are? Man U lost 6-2 home and away to their biggest rivals Liverpool but won the league! Was Fergie sacked? If Leonardo ends up winning the Scudetto despite losing 6-0 on aggregate to eternal rivals Inter would he be sacked? Nateevs when O.G's of footie are dining on footie matters a novice like you should be doing the dishes. You typed a lot of mumble jumble but you really weren't saying anything. So why don't you practice safe s/ex and go phock yourself

Bolor

Watching Kendrick Perkins jog to the other side of the floor has to be the funniest sight in basketball

CP3 is out for the All stars and has been replaced by Chauncey Billups

@Slimshay
Me and Nateevs are just playing tennis i returned his serve and i am sure he would return mine. I just hate arguing with these Chavs sometimes knowing most of them are either new jacks or glory hunters who switched sides after Mou's first title! They all claim they have been supporting Chelsea since Lord Lugard was trying to get into Flora Shaw's panties but ask them who was their club captain before John Terry and watch straight talking men turn to stammerers or deaf and dumb niggas! Its like Atmosphere For Miracles in reverse. Anyway sha na Wenger and our Board i blame for all this B.S

As for the goalie mepon matter Shay Given was bought by Man City in the January transfer window of last season so there relegation had nothing to do with him

@Dr Kit
Its frustrating for Arsha trust me and Russians do not know how to suffer and smile besides he won titles with Zenit and i am sure he was expecting Arsenal to be a move forward and not sideways or back
As for the goalie mepon matter Bros i tire its amazing how a top 4 goalie is not even in the top 7 list on current form, aside Van Der Save and Cech you have Given, Friedel, Sorensen, Jussi, Hart, Schwarzer, Green (unlucky fella) all goalies of teams that may be fighting relegation if Almunia or Fabianski was there goalkeeper

@Presido & HNIC
Don't mind Nateevs he has an abacus for a brain so my statements may take eons to process. He is a simple-minded I.dio.t-thing thats not smarter than a 5th grader. Statements like his confirm ma theory that Chavs are usually the least knowledgeable when it comes to footie

@Nateevs
How many times did you repeat Pry 1? Cos i am tired of repeating maself. Do extra pts get awarded for away wins? A loss is a loss you simpleton as long as its a league and not a K.O competition.
If you where not a slobbering slowpoke you would remember that Real Madrid also lost 4-2 & 4-1 home & away in the UCL to Bayern but still went on to win it! But since you are one that started following footie in 05 after Mou's first title i don't expect you to understand

Why not go and slit your wrists after every shameful defeat Chelsea suffer at least the world would have to deal with one less i.dio.t. Anun Mpam

Don't mind these chics. Buncha osho-frees. Reminds me of that old school saying 'If money grew on trees girls would marry monkeys'


If i was the bloke as an I-Town bobo i would hit it and quit it and walk off like Big Papi i advise the dude to do the same

Na these kind chics we dey call I.N.E.C (I neva chop) People are still gettin maga'd in 2010. SMH

As for Sir Kay's article i agree with most of the other points except for #3. Fabianski should not even be in the British Isles for that game not to talk of Stamford Bridge he should be extradited back to Polska! he lacks 'The Cool' and basic confidence to make it at a club like Arsenal! He is a freight-liner of nerves and knows precious little about organizing his D. Mannone should be moved to #2 ahead of Lukasz cos with his brief stint as #1 you could see the latent abilities in the kid. Not seen it in Almunia never mind Fabianski

@Dr Kit
I still haven't forgiven Wenger for not copping Given from Newcastle thats one of the dumbest moves of his career. As for Arshavin Wenger's antics can frustrate anyone i'm sure this is not what Arshavin bargained for when he joined Arsenal and being the Russian mafioso he is he feels it necessary to give Arsene a piece of his mind

@Nateevs
I suspect you are high on your own supply of dro. I repeat a loss to Utd is nothing to be ashamed of. Did you go and crip-walk on a landmine when you where demolished at OT last season where Drogba was lighting matchsticks (lago) and crossing to the linesman at OT

How about your 'The Premiership is Blue' opaks that has won the Emmy, Nobel Prize, Grammy, Oscar and Pullitzer as the most idiotic statement for three years running

@TBOY
Congrats mate you just edged it

@Borat
Goodluck with your plan i see Cristalz has temporarily overtaken me sef. You Gameweek 3 entrants are good sha i won't front

I solemnly swear never to use Anelka as ma skipper again

@Jesoul
I think the sooner y'all do away with Ray Ray the better. He is the most expendable piece and with the new upcoming labor agreements and luxury tax shindig it might not be feasible to keep a team of three superstars! The only potential disadvantage would be K.Mart's lack of playoff experience but y'all have a roster that can handle that! Ray Ray's shots are reducing with range as he ages and in close games against the Celts the strategy is simple keep the ball outta Pierce's hand with K.Martin there's one more player to worry about so double teaming Pierce would be a futile exercise

Of all Wake Forest alumni we had to pick the weed-head (Tim Duncan and CP3 anyone?) Josh is really an enigma he should be the premier swingman in the league but he's just throwing it away

@Chic2pimp
Chris Kaman is decent sha. The problem is a lot of these centers in the league are offensively challenged ! from Dwight to Dampier, Oden, Kirilenko, Okafor, Chandler, Perkins e.t.c only a few like Al Horford and maybe Nene have somewhat improved along with Kaman of course and the rules these days aren't Center friendly! Guys like D.Wade and Manu have made careers out of flopping and with foul trouble at the back of every Center's mind they simply can't be as dominant as they used to

As far as i am concerned its not enough to just win titles you have to do it against quality opposition and this is why Mohammad Ali, Micheal Jordan, Michael Schumacher remain marquee sportsmen! They where the best of the best

Mohammad Ali had to deal with George Foreman, Sonny Liston, Joe Frazier e.t.c

M.J made sure basketball greats like Karl Malone, John Stockton, Reggie Miller, Shawn Kemp, Pat Ewing, Charles Barkley retired ringless! Shaq had to run to the West, David Robinson needed Duncan's help and M.J's retirement Hakeem waited for M.J to temporarily retire and Gary Payton needed Wade to get a ring. All 10 cats i listed are surefire HOF's yet M.J dominated em all

Schumacher raced with Nigel Mansell, Alain Prost, Ayrton Senna (R.I.P), Damon Hill, Jacques Villeneuve, Mika Hakkinen e.t.c and was still dominant

In essence i am not moved by a gazillion title wins i am more impressed by the quality of competition you mastered in that era which is why Fed would not get my vote as the G.O.A.T even though he has to be in the discussion cos he's genius

@Nateevs
There is no shame in losing 3-1 to United they have been the best team in England for three years running. Extra pts are not awarded for away victories so don't buss a nut just yet! All i would say is your greasy talk has been archived should you fail to walk your talk over the weekend

@Dayokanu
If you insist they are duds then drop and gimme 4 players now that are as good as Edberg, Agassi & Becker

1) That shows unpredictability and the competitiveness of that era! Not these chumps that would lose to Federer even if he crip-walked on a landmine and lost a limb. Fed is very beatable! Nadal brought out the biatch in him and Del Potro also exhausted a can of whoopass on his derrierre

2) This also shows unpredictability. Anybody could beat anybody at anytime

3) Why have Lleyton Hewitt & Andy Roddick not won on other surfaces? FLUKE! Especially when you factor they where both hometown faves

4) Dayokanu dey compare Davidenko to Kafelnikov (one of the best servers in the game ever!) Its not hard to spot those that just started watching tennis after Federer overtook Sampras and that statement just gave you away! If you said this in the medieval times the Aztec priests would have offered you to the gods they worshipped in Volcanos

I personally think its an insult to compare those guys to the over rated average Joes in the Federer era. I am offended on their behalf

Overtake Team Roc? Hehe i no blame you Borat is it not your imbecilic Chelsea players that could not dispatch Hull and Burnley as if Terry and Ivanovic where not dumb enuff not to keep a clean sheet they had to cop me three yellows as well. Lemme not start with Anelka he and Bellamy where responsible for my ouster from the top 10! I will not wait till i am out of the top 20 before i kick Anelka out like Polio

@Slimshay
You learn more in defeat than victory, Lemme harp on the defeat and lets point out the errors so they can be avoided and we can all smile later. Reality check is good for the soul

@Debosky
Yeah it is bouncing back but you would agree that the previous concurrent losses highlight a pattern that our players usually let their heads drop at the business end of the season after any loss! we are hoping this is another exception but there is still need for reality checks


Are there no decent defenders between the ages of 21-25 he could buy and we could utilize for the first team? What if Gallas and Verm are unavailable say for the UCL at the Dragao against Porto how comfortable would you be with a Sol/Silvestre Joint Venture?? Havard Nordtveit has been at Arsenal for 3-4 seasons now with no sign of breaking into the first team never mind performing well there these things have a way of indicting Wenger's so-called policy especially with this trophyless chip on his shoulder thats starting to feel like a brick or a boulder

@FBS
Roflmao. Y'all are so easy to wind up. I saw someone in here saying something about Drogba being useless in a 4-3-3 and since he is indispensable y'all might have to go back to the diamond, since you know footie is not Maths why are y'all so sure of a victory against Arsenal? I hope that won't be an excuse if we beat y'all!

This is early February nothing is won and lost yet

Good grief!! Not another minor! Can't this dude admit his pet project has failed already?

@Slimshay
Ol boi leave story for Puff Daddy. Judging from our antecedents in the last three seasons show we dont bounce back well from crushing defeats against our rivals. First in 07/08 it was 4-0 in the FA Cup at Ojoro Trafford that started a winless run and then UCL knockout by the Scousers followed by another loss at Ojoro Trafford and then 4 losses in two weeks last season against Chelsea and Manure. Then the deuce of losses at Manchester this season! How many losses did i count there? 9! Abeg i can't drum on it hard enough we have to avoid an Encore by any means necessary

Chelsea FC is a joke! so after spending gwap on y'all i can't bank on a clean sheet against relegation threatened Hull & Burnley

Anelka and Ivanovic or Terry bye and smell ya later

@TBOY
I see we both have Fulham players, lets see whose fare better

Its funny what one game of footie can cause. See peeps begging for the return of the diamond. We will don change to We hope and the grease is gradually disappearing from their mouths with friction setting in. We will see in a matter of days though

I hope Wenger and his troops watched that Chelsea vs Hull game over and over again like 'AVATAR'. Wenger & his troops should be damned if they don't pick at least a point at the Bridge

@Debosky
Eduardo deserves any bashing he gets! 5 goals is unacceptable for a striker with his experience! Do you realize he has only scored two more than Aaron Ramsey? AA23 is not even a striker yet Wenger keeps playing him there lets not even get into the sitters Eduardo has missed all season

If not for lack of depth Song had no business in the Utd game in the first place. He was far better than Denilson sef upon that

Cesc was average in the game cos his midfield compadres where average, Cesc thrives when his midfield partners are playing their position and doing some load balancing that way he is able to focus on those Quarterback passes and not becoming an auxilliary defensive midfielder although i'd be honest to admit that aside Denilson. Rosicky & Nasri where uber-poor that evening Nasri has not impressed this season at all! Aside the game at Pompey and our home UCL ties

Lastly i'd like you to name any one or two big four clashes that Denilson has excelled in because he's really been poor in all the ones i have seen this season

@Nateevs
Sorry i forgot to add K.C Stadium to the list of potential stumbling blocks. All your greasy talk has been archived in ma log and i would retrieve them like a Flashback Query if y'all don't match your slick talk on Saturday with a win

@Jesoul
I guess you are not the typical Naij girl thats already dreaming babies btw 24-27 rushing us fellas for marriage and what not

@Jesoul
I think this trade would help y'all a lot i really do. K-Mart is way younger, averages 22pts a night (is a more versatile scorer and doesn't live and die in the perimeter) and 4 rebounds which isn't too shabby and at 6-7 he is quite tall for a guard, if y'all teach him D he should match up well with Jamal Crawford (Celtic killer) Joe Johnson, Vince Carter, Delonte West e.t.c also there would be less reliance on Paul Pierce down the stretch

@Bawo
Nocioni is a swingman! He can play either the 2 or 3 spot so he should get his minutes

@Chic2pimp
Today's game has changed! The rules hardly favor the big guys anymore plus there is more emphasis on speed, getting transition baskets off steals and turnovers! You need athletic nuccas that can spread the floor which is why some teams play 3 guards at certain points in the game! Rebounding that used to be an advantage of big guys isn't anymore! J.Kidd, Lebron, CP3, Rondo have shown that hustle is what counts and not height

P.S: What is wrong with Josh Howard? As a member of the much vaunted draft of 03 He was supposed to be our answer to Lebron, D.Wade, Melo, Bosh e.t.c guess he'll never get there cos he is almost 30 already

@Ibime
Don't buss a cap nigga! That link was just ma way of showing you that i'm not the only one who thinks Di Santo is crap! The guy is yet to score in the EPL or any other competition for that matter (i stand to be corrected) at least Kalinic scored a deuce in the CC and plays fewer games than Di Santo. His Argentina failed to make it to the U-20 WC so it clearly means their standard has dropped

Ilunga has been average this season maybe you are still judging him based on last season although i agree with you on the Glen Johnson tip

As for Denilson so what if he scored from a few fortuitous deflections? His primary consistuency is to tighten things in the middle which he has failed to do, he's been one of our worst players for 4 games running! Look at the idiotic Eguavoenesque tackle against Bolton at the Emirates that led to a penalty! If he did that more often in the middle he would be more feared than Mascherano. I have also carefully observed that he is a consistent no-show against rival big 4 teams

Whatever Wenger does Denilson must not be within 100metres of Stamford Bridge on Saturday! He's been utter crap since the injury! Nasri to me has been the biggest disappointment, the boy has done nothing!

I posted a link earlier that showed the weekend EPL worst XI and four Gunners made the list maybe this would in some form motivate them to do better. Its 5 or 11pts. Its time to show heart and prove weather you are men or mice

@Nateevs
Easy with the greasy talk it just adds to the humble pie you may end up eating. You beat Sunderland and Birmingham at the bridge! So what do you want? A cookie? Burnley have been sleep walking to the EPL cellar for a while now. The real test is yet to come for y'all! You go to OT, WHL and Anfield there are pts to be dropped still

What is Osazee's name doing on the list? These guys are jokers! I like Osazee he's my fave player in that team but out of 6 matches he played just three and had one good game
The Angolan names there where just to pacify the hosts

That would be a big time chess move by the NFF! Not another Bora Mulitinovic, Thijs Libregt or some P.E teacher from Sarajevo. I would be pleased if we do get him! Any astute footie fan would give their left nutsack to see the Super Eagles play like Egypt did


@na_so
Are you Frank Spencer in disguise? Your Super Vultures failed to qualify from a group of Angola, Rwanda & Zimbabwe so what you talking about? If Nigeria was in a group with Cameroun,CIV & Egypt we would lose all the matches home & away!! Even if CIV & Cameroun denied them qualification he has come back to beat them six times, 3 each in major tournaments
CIV
3-0,
Penalty shootout win, 4-1

Cameroun
4-2
1-0
3-1

Algeria sef go te and they ended up losing 4-zip in the rematch! Abeg give Shehata his props the man is a genius

Did you watch Egypt at the AFCON at all? If i where you i would go to Ori-oke to pray our Super Vultures play like the Egyptians

@semid4lyfe
Who was in charge when Egypt beat World Champs Italy? You? What of when they fought Brazil to a stand-still? The last time Nigeria played the Confed Cup Abacha was still in power. Siasia is not Shehata's mate abeg specie get level

Is Kevin Durant the next Kobe Bryant? How can a basketballer be such a complete scorer at 21?

@Doyin
How good a defender was Ray Allen before he joined the Celtics? Cos i knew him first with the Bucks and then with Rashad Lewis and the Sonics and aside the first couple of seasons with the latter franchise the last two had the Sonics as the NBA's official charity team dashing teams easy layups and transition baskets. They where one of the worst defences in the league how is this different from K.Mart! Let him go to the Celts! good D is contagious and i'm sure he would catch the virus

Nocioni would help them with rebounding cos the Celts are the worst offensive rebounding (This is Cleveland's edge) team in the league! Nocioni would be a useful add